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#105 - just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
#103 - ill see you there  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#101 - butt muncher  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#99 - thats what i thought  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#97 - What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me,…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 +2
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#95 - but y  [+] (13 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #96 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
Im asserting my dominance
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#93 - i dont understand ur issue  [+] (15 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #94 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
but y
User avatar #96 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
Im asserting my dominance
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#91 - i am not attracted to men no  [+] (17 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #92 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
wtf
User avatar #93 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont understand ur issue
User avatar #94 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
but y
User avatar #96 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
Im asserting my dominance
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#88 - I think better friends call. But hey that's just me.  [+] (19 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #90 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
r u gay
User avatar #91 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i am not attracted to men

no
User avatar #92 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
wtf
User avatar #93 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont understand ur issue
User avatar #94 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
but y
User avatar #96 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
Im asserting my dominance
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#86 - I wish people called me tfw only 3 real friends a…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 0
User avatar #87 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
real friends text
User avatar #88 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
I think better friends call. But hey that's just me.
User avatar #90 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
r u gay
User avatar #91 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i am not attracted to men

no
User avatar #92 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
wtf
User avatar #93 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont understand ur issue
User avatar #94 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
but y
User avatar #96 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
Im asserting my dominance
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#85 - "but both parents (a rarity itself in the black community…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 +16
User avatar #109 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
Ain't nothin sneaky about it frontways or back

jokexplain don't play
User avatar #144 - supermunchkin (01/28/2015) [-]
word
User avatar #143 - mephiblis (01/28/2015) [-]
aww nigga, you ait
#82 - >implying you have friends >implying people call you…  [+] (23 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #15 +2
User avatar #84 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I had to avoid everyone at my old job because it was fast food and they wanted me to come in on my day off and no. One of those workers is a borderline psycho stalker Ive decided to avoid and ignore for good now. Then there are a couple of unknown numbers that keep calling back.
User avatar #86 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
I wish people called me

tfw only 3 real friends and they only text.
User avatar #87 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
real friends text
User avatar #88 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
I think better friends call. But hey that's just me.
User avatar #90 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
r u gay
User avatar #91 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i am not attracted to men

no
User avatar #92 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
wtf
User avatar #93 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont understand ur issue
User avatar #94 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
but y
User avatar #96 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
Im asserting my dominance
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
User avatar #98 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
thats what i thought
User avatar #100 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
retard
User avatar #101 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
butt muncher
User avatar #102 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
I hope you go to hell.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
well we'll see who's right
User avatar #108 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
no we won't. Cause we won't be conscious to witness nothing.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
just cuz u dont believe in it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
User avatar #106 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
just cause you believe in it doesn't mean it exists.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (01/28/2015) [-]
ill see you there
User avatar #104 - kattr (01/28/2015) [-]
No you won't cause I don't believe in hell. Gotcha, bitch.
#131 - shhh. it's ok. it'll be our little secret  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Ufbkjmlagvkmkarlgjmlg. +1
User avatar #132 - gandr (01/27/2015) [-]
What's out little secret?

*leans hidden mic awardly close*
#65 - wtf is this, National Geographic? 01/27/2015 on People from around the world 0
#126 - The bad dragon site does have fleshlight type things for guys.…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Ufbkjmlagvkmkarlgjmlg. 0
#140 - sexyhimself (01/27/2015) [-]
Blue you say?

I need that in my life
User avatar #130 - gandr (01/27/2015) [-]
how do you know these things?
User avatar #131 - swimmingprodigy (01/27/2015) [-]
shhh. it's ok. it'll be our little secret
User avatar #132 - gandr (01/27/2015) [-]
What's out little secret?

*leans hidden mic awardly close*
#133 - My friend, have you watched Long Way Round and Long Way Down? … 01/27/2015 on Top Feels 0
#70 - The one with the musical circles was dope 01/26/2015 on More Dank WebMs #1 0
#40 - >"Miss Universe" competition >Every countr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on In that moment of time XXII +5
User avatar #56 - elcreepo (01/26/2015) [-]
Actually when I was looking it up

Only the best person from all 50 states attends the pageant
#43 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah I found that funny.

But to be fair, some states are bigger than countries.
#73 - No. Well, the only time they ever had bikes was the Vietnam sp…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Top Feels +2
User avatar #121 - littlebangaa (01/26/2015) [-]
Appreciate the info man. I just watch so many motovlogs on youtube and wish they would do a hardcore show about bikes besides Sons of Anarchy
User avatar #133 - swimmingprodigy (01/27/2015) [-]
My friend, have you watched Long Way Round and Long Way Down?
Sounds like exactly what you're looking for
#110 - RIP to the boomerangs that drowned in the making of this vid 01/26/2015 on Straya cunt +3
#139 - ew. Shower at least every 2 days you disgusting lazy pig  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Aint that the truth 0
#140 - reycall (01/25/2015) [-]
dont want to.
#71 - why not. I do what I want 01/24/2015 on Verizon 0
#29 - got it. thanks 01/24/2015 on Verizon +3
#27 - black people use memes now? That's an antisocial white per…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Verizon -3
#35 - kanedam (01/24/2015) [-]
everyone uses meme...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
User avatar #28 - breezykun (01/24/2015) [-]
i was trying to explain it in a way that you would understand
User avatar #29 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2015) [-]
got it. thanks
#24 - Damn son, Verizon goes 0 to 100 real quick I do…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Verizon +21
#63 - glayn (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh well, if black people do it it must be good!
User avatar #34 - MonstrousAngel (01/24/2015) [-]
Its a reference to a drake song, and please dont say "damn, son"
User avatar #71 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2015) [-]
why not. I do what I want
#30 - baronvonhuckle (01/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #26 - breezykun (01/24/2015) [-]
its a ghetto version of "that escalated quickly"
User avatar #27 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2015) [-]
black people use memes now?
That's an antisocial white person thing.
#35 - kanedam (01/24/2015) [-]
everyone uses meme...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
User avatar #28 - breezykun (01/24/2015) [-]
i was trying to explain it in a way that you would understand
User avatar #29 - swimmingprodigy (01/24/2015) [-]
got it. thanks
User avatar #25 - thepuckisthis (01/24/2015) [-]
as a non black person with an education. i can firmly say. nigga you done got good.
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
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