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#11 - Maybe if I drop a bomb ass mixtape, Senpai will notice me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on JosiponDeck be like +25
User avatar #28 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/15/2014) [-]
Shits fire senpai
#12 - This was starting to look like a decent movie. Then t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Subtly -3
#21 - juffs (12/15/2014) [-]
We're about to fight.
User avatar #16 - RaciallyDiverse (12/15/2014) [-]
that was the point
it was meant to be a movie of two halves, such that the first half of the movie was completely unrelated to the second half, but for the movie to still tie together and make sense from the series of events.
The movie was practically an experiment
User avatar #15 - thedutchs (12/15/2014) [-]
That's how you enjoy Quentin Tarantino.

It's a wonky plot with great cinematography.

Also, it's an acquired taste.
#22 - mackoodle (12/15/2014) [-]
Don't forget he has feet fetish, which is also acquired taste.
#13 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
...It was obvious that it was going to be about vampires from the start. Did you not even look at the cover?
#8 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2014 on old Chinese ladies +9
User avatar #17 - thefunnyside (12/15/2014) [-]
You forgot the "no fags" sign and the "how to be a dick" guidebook
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
you sound a little butthurt. Did some russian steal your girl?
User avatar #21 - thefunnyside (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh no, I'm Slavic myself
#16 - alfjnn (12/15/2014) [-]
I mean.
This is how I dress regardless.
User avatar #15 - beroty (12/15/2014) [-]
i just need this jacket to complete my slav bingo
User avatar #19 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
mfw I have almost the complete set except for the beret.
I'm even one of the few people in my gym who regularly does squats
User avatar #20 - beroty (12/15/2014) [-]
good luck finding one
may you become an good slav
User avatar #23 - swimmingprodigy (12/16/2014) [-]
May your squat gains be plentiful and your vodka ice cold
#16 - FOR YOU 12/15/2014 on 4chan compilation 0
#15 - It's not just the past couple weeks; it's been ongoing on /fit… 12/15/2014 on 4chan compilation +1
#25 - I've already uninstalled Utorrent for the time being till I ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Nice try +1
#27 - alexanderh (12/15/2014) [-]
While you're seeding it, you may as well try it out. It's a pretty good space sim, although the engine is ancient and the graphics are sub-par by now.
#21 - I have tor but it takes incredibly long to load a webpage. 12/15/2014 on Nice try 0
#20 - no I haven't heard of it but thanks, I'll check it out. 12/15/2014 on Nice try 0
#17 - yup. When I had Time Warner Cable I got I think 2 or 3 warning…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Nice try +1
User avatar #18 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
that's creepy
#13 - What can I do short of paying for a VPN to stop my ISP from kn…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Nice try +3
#23 - alexanderh (12/15/2014) [-]
Well, since torrents are peer to peer, you can't really do it any other way than via VPN.

If you want them to shut up about it, try downloading Diaspora and sharing your upload of it. It's a legal torrent so they cannot legally take action against you. Just make sure that you don't have any other active torrents going. When they call you again, just tell them that you've been sharing a legal torrent. If they doubt you, ask them to send a technician out to verify that you are sharing a legal torrent, and show him your torrent client (with only the Diaspora torrent active).

It might work, but it might not. If they shut off your service because of you sharing Diaspora, threaten them with legal action.
User avatar #25 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
I've already uninstalled Utorrent for the time being till I have time to do some research on how to torrent without being caught, but i'll keep that in mind. For when I start it up again. Forever seeding Diaspora lol.

Thanks
#27 - alexanderh (12/15/2014) [-]
While you're seeding it, you may as well try it out. It's a pretty good space sim, although the engine is ancient and the graphics are sub-par by now.
User avatar #16 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
American ISP's do that?

Thank God that Canadian ISP's dont
User avatar #22 - hackmon (12/15/2014) [-]
actually, Canadian ISPs do too from what I hear. My friend says his got shut off for a day because he downloaded godzilla or something
User avatar #26 - heartbleed (12/15/2014) [-]
>>#16, I live in Canada and may or may not do some risky business in the bay. Never had a problem.
User avatar #30 - hackmon (12/15/2014) [-]
same here, but I have a different ISP than my friend and you likely do too. Different rules for different places. I'm just saying apparently some ISPs do monitor and try to enforce to some degree. I forgot to say I had never experienced it, though it should have been obvious as I mentioned my friend's case and not one of my own
#29 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
whats so risky about this place?
User avatar #31 - heartbleed (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh man. Back in the day I'd say it'd be pretty risky to cross them anyways. I meant that I had Or had not been sailing on the high seas of piracy.
User avatar #28 - heartbleed (12/15/2014) [-]
I've used Telus and Shaw if it makes any difference.
User avatar #32 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
Shaw has never issued any warnings to me so far.
User avatar #33 - heartbleed (12/15/2014) [-]
We're probably gucci then.
User avatar #34 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #35 - heartbleed (12/15/2014) [-]
I meant "We gud nigga."
User avatar #36 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
ye. we safe.
I have cut out one form of piracy: music.
As an aspiring musician, I cannot in good conscience take another musician's music without compensating him/her.

all other forms of piracy are open season though
#24 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #17 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
yup. When I had Time Warner Cable I got I think 2 or 3 warnings from them but they didnt threaten me much. Verizon this is my 2nd warning and they said they'd take legal action and shut off my service.
User avatar #18 - mrselfdestruct (12/15/2014) [-]
that's creepy
User avatar #15 - kurohige (12/15/2014) [-]
Do you not know of ghostvpn? It's freeeeee
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
no I haven't heard of it but thanks, I'll check it out.
#14 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
If your dont use tor to torrent then try that, else go with VPN.
User avatar #21 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
I have tor but it takes incredibly long to load a webpage.
#42 - high school is easy. I took mainly honors and AP courses and h… 12/14/2014 on thank god for science 0
#172 - You are emperor of manlets >tfw not 6' master race 12/14/2014 on When Short Guys Get Buff -1
#156 - ******* manlets, when will they learn? …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on When Short Guys Get Buff -1
#248 - babylien (12/14/2014) [-]
I got news for you...


You're a regular manlet.
#235 - unbelievable (12/14/2014) [-]
Fuck off. This is not forchin.
User avatar #158 - kimmu (12/14/2014) [-]
5'11

get on my level
User avatar #172 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2014) [-]
You are emperor of manlets

>tfw not 6' master race
#34 - school shouldnt make you hate the world. I had tons of fun in …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on thank god for science 0
User avatar #35 - hattheifbatman (12/14/2014) [-]
Then there's the projects due at the same day, and all the tests tomorrow
User avatar #42 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2014) [-]
high school is easy. I took mainly honors and AP courses and had a 94 average.

You need to know how to balance work with play. Study your ass off 2-3 days before the exam, and party the rest of the time
#16 - 30-60% of Europe's entire population didnt.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on medical pics from the past +26
#47 - yoruwaakeru (12/14/2014) [-]
thank god.

fight me, Europeans.
#15 - Like one of those mountain men? That's boring. At least imo. B… 12/14/2014 on thank god for science 0
#9 - This is true though, living for the weekend is a ******…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on thank god for science +14
User avatar #32 - hattheifbatman (12/14/2014) [-]
I cant do anything about school
User avatar #34 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2014) [-]
school shouldnt make you hate the world. I had tons of fun in school.

Get some friends to mess around with, take classes that interest you, join a club or a team, or develop a hobby outside of school so that you have something to look forward to at the end of every day
User avatar #35 - hattheifbatman (12/14/2014) [-]
Then there's the projects due at the same day, and all the tests tomorrow
User avatar #42 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2014) [-]
high school is easy. I took mainly honors and AP courses and had a 94 average.

You need to know how to balance work with play. Study your ass off 2-3 days before the exam, and party the rest of the time
User avatar #17 - thatoneiranianguy (12/14/2014) [-]
I can not begin to stress how important that way of living in. So many people would live healthier lives.
User avatar #14 - meganinja (12/14/2014) [-]
Or don't have a job. Live as a monk, and sustain yourself off of the land.

'Tis my dream, at least as long as I have internets.
User avatar #15 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2014) [-]
Like one of those mountain men? That's boring. At least imo. Boring and really hard work actually.
#4 - It was a car btw. Amazon shipped a Nissan to your house 12/14/2014 on Amazon +2
#34 - "Maybe if I drop a bomb ass mixtape, senpai will notice me" 12/14/2014 on How to hide your anime 0
#15 - Here I found you something better. It's probably more expensiv…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on bloody rip off +13
User avatar #26 - leown (12/14/2014) [-]
fucking gold
#8 - pic very related  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on bloody rip off +7
User avatar #23 - pumkinz (12/14/2014) [-]
postingloudly is selling his car?
#19 - swagbot (12/14/2014) [-]
> Talk him down to $100.
> Buy and install new Window/Regulator.
> Remove and discard upholstery, scrub frame.
> Install wicker porch furniture.
> Durable truck for ~$400 investment and 10 hours of work.

Gotta look on the bright side of things.
#28 - medexplain (12/14/2014) [-]
The smell would be in the heater/vents. You'd never get the smell out of there.
User avatar #18 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/14/2014) [-]
three bodies decomposing in there for 3 1/2 weeks?! hell no. You will never get rid of that smell.
User avatar #14 - wazoowonseventeen (12/14/2014) [-]
pfft id buy it
#15 - swimmingprodigy (12/14/2014) [-]
Here I found you something better. It's probably more expensive, but I think it's a better deal in terms of what you're getting
User avatar #26 - leown (12/14/2014) [-]
fucking gold
#137 - ya he just told me that starting pay is 1 buck for 1000 views … 12/13/2014 on Grandpa destroys PS4 0
#134 - 1/5th of a penny per view like the other guy said would make i…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Grandpa destroys PS4 0
#136 - hangingtree (12/13/2014) [-]
Then....

I was wrong

Fuck
User avatar #137 - swimmingprodigy (12/13/2014) [-]
ya he just told me that starting pay is 1 buck for 1000 views and as u gather more views the pay goes up.

It's really not a bad business if you're one of those youtube personalities who get 1mil+ views on every video they make.
#130 - Youtube pays a dollar per every thousand views. That's almost …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Grandpa destroys PS4 0
User avatar #133 - hangingtree (12/13/2014) [-]
>>#79
It's way less man.

You get paid more if you're a bigger youtuber and have more people subscribed/multiple videos with more views.
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/13/2014) [-]
1/5th of a penny per view like the other guy said would make it come out to 2 bucks per 1000 views. Double what I said.

My friend makes some pretty low traffic vids (I think all his vids combined have about 50k views or so) and he told me youtube gives him a dollar for every 1,000 views. I just asked him
#136 - hangingtree (12/13/2014) [-]
Then....

I was wrong

Fuck
User avatar #137 - swimmingprodigy (12/13/2014) [-]
ya he just told me that starting pay is 1 buck for 1000 views and as u gather more views the pay goes up.

It's really not a bad business if you're one of those youtube personalities who get 1mil+ views on every video they make.
#129 - "This kills the neckbeard" ftfy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Grandpa destroys PS4 0
User avatar #165 - beroty (12/14/2014) [-]
nice meme reddit boy
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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