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swimmingprodigy

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:7/27/2016
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#21 - Diamonds are the best metal 01/11/2015 on Titanium Quartz +2
#192 - They might be worse if you lead a sedentary lifestyle which sl… 01/11/2015 on My small success 0
#14 - That book was my ******* favorite, I knew everything about the… 01/11/2015 on best game of my childhood 0
#190 - You don't need any self control to not start smoking. It's a l…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on My small success 0
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#191 - stealthpsybeast (01/11/2015) [-]
Interesting, at least games aren't a slow killer like smoking.
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#192 - swimmingprodigy (01/11/2015) [-]
They might be worse if you lead a sedentary lifestyle which slowly weakens your heart because of a lack of regular cardio
#19 - Maybe he just recently learned how to use the internet and rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Help this veteran find his... +64
#89 - anon (01/12/2015) [-]
And doing one of those "I think that this picture shared a million times can be unerringly traced back to me" bullshit posts was his idea?
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#101 - swimmingprodigy (01/12/2015) [-]
no, that could've been nice 10 year old granddaughter's idea after she listened to him recall stories of The War when her parents dropped her off for a weekend with granddad so they could have an empty house to fuck on every surface without worrying about getting caught
#187 - Then congrats, you've already quit  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2015 on My small success 0
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#188 - stealthpsybeast (01/11/2015) [-]
At least I have a bit of self control, despite that my mum and both of my sisters smoke and I don't.
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#190 - swimmingprodigy (01/11/2015) [-]
You don't need any self control to not start smoking. It's a lot more difficult to stop once you've already started.

Both my parents smoke and I never have. It just doesnt interest me.
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#191 - stealthpsybeast (01/11/2015) [-]
Interesting, at least games aren't a slow killer like smoking.
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#192 - swimmingprodigy (01/11/2015) [-]
They might be worse if you lead a sedentary lifestyle which slowly weakens your heart because of a lack of regular cardio
#102 - lol fags 01/11/2015 on Interesting Facts Compilation 0
#616 - >mfw my username is sort of actually related to the job I a… 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#40 - literally yes 01/11/2015 on Twitter can be awesome 0
#36 - The dumbest person at Harvard is still pretty smart 01/10/2015 on Wakeboarding behind ferrari +1