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#84 - nitsuan (01/21/2015) [-]
You make a fair point, but OP is simply trying to say there is nothing wrong with wanting certain things in people. I can agree that it is a bit messed up on the height preference because you can't change that like you can your weight, but life isn't fair and we gotta work with what we have.
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#110 - TheHutchie (01/18/2015) [-]
I think if it were me, it actually would affect my confidence.
I mean sure, a good relationship's based on a hell of a lot more than sex, but if your girlfriend's had over 200 guys, then you can pretty confidently say that you're not the best she's ever had.
Hell, she could be sitting there thinking some days that she's had a hundred guys better in bed than me. And personally, I'd perform all the worse just from worrying about it. As much as I hate to admit it, that knowledge would get under my
And if you upset her, if you fuck up, it gives her that extra reason to question why she's with you in the first place. There's pressure to it man, you can't deny it.
Luckily, I'm my girlfriend's third sexual partner, and when she says I'm the best she's had, I believe her. It's a very good thing to be told, shallow as that may be, and the confidence boost only improves our relationship.
#120 - ChewyConor (01/18/2015) [-]
OK, I can understand that, but it sorta works both ways.
Sex gets better when you know a person better; knowing what they like and what you like is important. It's it's actually pretty hard to fuck someone exceptionally well the first time. So if you've been together 2 years fucking once a week then you've fucked her over 100 times. There's actually an exceedingly good chance that you're the best she's ever had, even if she's had 200 others.
Besides, she'd have chosen to be with you so her opinion of your ability is obviously high enough to justify staying. Just because she's had a lot of experience doesn't make her judgemental of it. If you watch porn moderately regularly and you see a good video, you don't think "hmm, this is good porn, but I've seen hundreds better." You're just like "fuck yeah this porn is good!". Why wouldn't it be the same sort of thing?
#129 - TheHutchie (01/18/2015) [-]
Well there's a lot of questions in there that I can't answer.
One thing you're definitely right about is how difficult it is to get it right first time. I've only actually had sex with one girl, so I don't know how different it would be with a new person now that I'm not a virgin, but my very first time was hardly a crowd pleaser. It was, like, 30 seconds of "wow I can't fucking believe I'm having sex, this is amaz- oh I'm done".
I did keep track of how many times we did it at first, incidentally, and lost count around sixty, but that was only about four months in so I suspect your estimations are low, for whatever that's worth.
Yes, sex definitely gets better the more you do it, and I've been with this girl 3 years now, which is how we're so attuned to each other - but I still don't think I could outperform 200 previous men. There's bound to be one guy in there who's just naturally talented, or a total pro at pleasing women of all kinds, or maybe he just has a magically crafted dick - I don't know.
I suppose how much all this actually matters will vary from person to person and relationship to relationship, and that goes for both partners in that relationship. I doubt it can really be reduced to any kind of black-and-white answerbook.
Overall, I totally get what you're saying man. I really have no possible way to tell what a girl might be thinking; perhaps a real relationship trumps a purely sexual one? Some say that sex is always better when you're in love. Maybe that would factor in as well.
I think that on this topic, we're never going to come to any solid conclusions. It's always going to vary too much and we can only really discuss how we personally would handle it.
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#99 - ChewyConor (01/18/2015) [-]
"I don't want to because I don't want to." Great fucking 3 year old answer.
I fucking asked why. Ego or shame were suggestions.
I don't want a dragon dildo up my ass because I believe it would hurt. Also, if it were in public for example, I would consider it shameful and I would be embarrassed to have a dragon dildo publicly inserted into my ass. Those are reasons; you see how answering questions works. Even an "I don't know why" would be a better answer than "I just don't".
#202 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
Preference is a perfectly valid reason. If it wasn't looks wouldn't matter at all.
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