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#5 - for anyone who wants a source on this, im about 80% sure this …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on Robot with 100% winning rate 0
User avatar #6 - ASDLSD (06/30/2012) [-]
Thanks, fap time it is.
#201 - you're only supposed to use that phrase when someone's Paint s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on How will bob cross +4
User avatar #212 - faggotishshit (06/30/2012) [-]
Not really, when someone's skills suck dick the phrase is said with huge sarcasm
here, i said it becouse it's true
#188 - so far up his ass you cant even see it 06/30/2012 on McFuckup's Duckbutt +7
#13 - It may be easy for you and i to tell that "bigbootybitche…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on 4chan stories 0
User avatar #15 - deathlordgusta (06/30/2012) [-]
/b/ seems to mainly be full of horny 12 y/o's with 'unique' fetishes today.
#2 - welcome to 4chan, specifically /b/. Looks like youre new here.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2012 on 4chan stories +17
#7 - deathlordgusta (06/30/2012) [-]
it's very often easy to tell, eitherway /b/ is hardly a bad place, as long as you remember what they can do to you.
User avatar #13 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
It may be easy for you and i to tell that "bigbootybitches.exe" isnt a video, but people who are more compute illiterate probably wont know what an exe file is. The only reason I say /b/ is bad is because it's completely NSFW and i'd be ashamed to show my parents.
User avatar #15 - deathlordgusta (06/30/2012) [-]
/b/ seems to mainly be full of horny 12 y/o's with 'unique' fetishes today.
#32 - same here, i like classic rock in general but mainly led zep 06/30/2012 on Greatest Cupcakes Ever? 0
#25 - I think a lot of it had to do with the fact that artists weren…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2012 on Greatest Cupcakes Ever? 0
User avatar #29 - sweetnothings (06/30/2012) [-]
that makes sense. and no worries I like Zepplin. don't know a whole shit ton about them, but I enjoy their music. ... pretty much anything considered classic rock I like though.
User avatar #32 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
same here, i like classic rock in general but mainly led zep
#12 - i learned to play it on piano and guitar, simply because I lik…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2012 on Greatest Cupcakes Ever? 0
User avatar #13 - sweetnothings (06/30/2012) [-]
both excellent songs, my friend. I swear there must have been something in the water back in like the 50's - 70's. (or in the drugs i guess). The way those bands just pumped out amazing music like that is unbelievable. Every time I watch some documentary on the Beatles or even someone like Springsteen they talk about the amount of songs they wrote in such a short time or just messing around one day and within the hour they have a #1 single. just blows my mind how amazingly talented those people were ( well for those still alive I should use present tense)
User avatar #25 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
I think a lot of it had to do with the fact that artists weren't under a lot of pressure to produce music so they did it on their own time and weren't rushed. None of it was for the money like big record companies today. I know that Led Zep was signed with Atlantic Records but they had so much freedom it's like they weren't signed at all. And I remember reading something about Led Zep how they went to a cottage in Wales called Bron-Yr-Aur and composed most of their third album there during one summer. I remember how I think they came up with ideas for 2 songs in one day, and I also know that one day Jimmy Page was just messing around on his guitar and he played the first few bars of what would later become Stairway to Heaven, and Robert Plant told him to write that down and he thought up of the words almost on the spot.

Sorry for my ranting about Led Zeppelin and digressing from the Beatles, but Led Zep is my favorite band I know a lot more about them than anyone else
User avatar #29 - sweetnothings (06/30/2012) [-]
that makes sense. and no worries I like Zepplin. don't know a whole shit ton about them, but I enjoy their music. ... pretty much anything considered classic rock I like though.
User avatar #32 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
same here, i like classic rock in general but mainly led zep
#15 - in order for it to be a legitimate experiment they would have … 06/30/2012 on Pornography +4
#4 - what about the 1st gen Ipod Touch, that had enough speaker to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on Scumbag iPod 0
#9 - negarspls (06/30/2012) [-]
I am listening with a 1st gen iPod Touch now 0__o.
#9 - Listening to Abbey Road as we speak. It's my favorite album fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2012 on Greatest Cupcakes Ever? +2
User avatar #11 - sweetnothings (06/30/2012) [-]
if you love that song so much, check out the new george harrison documentary that came out like a few months ago. It's very interesting and talks about his song writing a lot
User avatar #12 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
i learned to play it on piano and guitar, simply because I like it so much. Only other song I know on both instruments is Stairway to Heaven (my favorite song in the whole wide world)
User avatar #13 - sweetnothings (06/30/2012) [-]
both excellent songs, my friend. I swear there must have been something in the water back in like the 50's - 70's. (or in the drugs i guess). The way those bands just pumped out amazing music like that is unbelievable. Every time I watch some documentary on the Beatles or even someone like Springsteen they talk about the amount of songs they wrote in such a short time or just messing around one day and within the hour they have a #1 single. just blows my mind how amazingly talented those people were ( well for those still alive I should use present tense)
User avatar #25 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
I think a lot of it had to do with the fact that artists weren't under a lot of pressure to produce music so they did it on their own time and weren't rushed. None of it was for the money like big record companies today. I know that Led Zep was signed with Atlantic Records but they had so much freedom it's like they weren't signed at all. And I remember reading something about Led Zep how they went to a cottage in Wales called Bron-Yr-Aur and composed most of their third album there during one summer. I remember how I think they came up with ideas for 2 songs in one day, and I also know that one day Jimmy Page was just messing around on his guitar and he played the first few bars of what would later become Stairway to Heaven, and Robert Plant told him to write that down and he thought up of the words almost on the spot.

Sorry for my ranting about Led Zeppelin and digressing from the Beatles, but Led Zep is my favorite band I know a lot more about them than anyone else
User avatar #29 - sweetnothings (06/30/2012) [-]
that makes sense. and no worries I like Zepplin. don't know a whole shit ton about them, but I enjoy their music. ... pretty much anything considered classic rock I like though.
User avatar #32 - swimmingprodigy (06/30/2012) [-]
same here, i like classic rock in general but mainly led zep
#38 - just cuz u dont believe it doesnt mean it doesnt exist... … 06/30/2012 on A Metalhead's Dream -6
#101 - replace "american" with 'white people' and "peo… 06/30/2012 on How the world works 0
#25 - no way, i had to do that this morning because im trying to get a job 06/30/2012 on Dat moment 0
#73 - If I was the teacher Id let him retake the test and give him +… 06/30/2012 on Smart student -2
#1 - babby's first rage comic 06/29/2012 on test fail 0
#22 - This is off of /o/ Saw this in a "how are you gonna t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2012 on oh dad.... 0
#45 - LSone (06/29/2012) [-]
Bad idea. Yes cheap the car but probably close to 300+. They could burn up the clutch and its stuck there and you have to go out and get another 500 civic. Or tow it back but a clutch is going to be worth more than the car its self.

All for the cheap civic but teach them slowly. Find the pulling point, then just a period of take offs and stops in first gear. Thats the hardest part taking off and remembering to put the clutch in while braking. The shifting will be easier once they have the feel for the car.
#39 - what's a doctor doing on FJ? 06/29/2012 on More Feels +6
#158 - The newspaper one with the stolen laptop and the Marines alway… 06/29/2012 on Comp 0
#69 - it's an old song; google it 06/29/2012 on a true sad story +1
#2 - Comment deleted 06/29/2012 on Please help, not doing this... 0
#4 - I read the "Shut up Butters" in Cartman's voice too  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on butters +21
#30 - ninaf (06/28/2012) [-]
I read it in Kyle's. Eh... works either way.
#62 - thats morbid as hell.... I saved the 4chan pic cuz it was …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on marijuanas +1
User avatar #83 - instakill (06/28/2012) [-]
no if you want to see morbid start a good info thread
#73 - he didnt say korn was his favorite metal band. He just said band 06/28/2012 on My favorite metal band +2
#56 - lol reminded me of this <-  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2012 on marijuanas +18
#59 - VerdNirgin (06/28/2012) [-]
Don't ask me why you saved this picture, I don't know either.
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (06/28/2012) [-]
thats morbid as hell....
I saved the 4chan pic cuz it was funny as hell when i read 'takes about 5 heliums' out loud
User avatar #83 - instakill (06/28/2012) [-]
no if you want to see morbid start a good info thread
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends fucking ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that shit's just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting fucking off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a fucking run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read fucktons of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll shit on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like shit.)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the fuck outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #116 to #115 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
see ya
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #106 to #105 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
siema?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a fuckton on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty shitty story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a fuck. Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone shit all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you NIGGER
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
Fucking niggers these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a nigger.
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