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#1 - Testing :troll: 11/07/2011 on Epic +1
#1 - the drop is what made the song. My friend showed me…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on Listening to dubstep for... 0
#3 - happylemon (11/08/2011) [-]
#32 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 059** BF3 on PS3 11/07/2011 on U DECIDE 0
#14 - DUBS Y U NO TRIPS 11/07/2011 on U DECIDE 0
#13 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 332** BF 3 on PS3  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on U DECIDE 0
#14 - swimmingprodigy (11/07/2011) [-]
DUBS








Y U NO TRIPS
#11 - I want this shirt. Badly 11/07/2011 on A Cure For Tourettes +8
#81 - the awkward moment when a multi-million dollar game has gramma… 11/07/2011 on Games of the future +2
#90 - thumb ed for bacon 11/07/2011 on it felt great -4
#59 - A PS3 + Gran Turismo 5 + Logitech Racing Force. Thats all. 11/07/2011 on That time of year again 0
#60 - not true. Alcohol wont get you a relationship with the person.… 11/07/2011 on Isn't that the truth +1
#52 - Ive never been to a concert. Favorite bands: Led Zeppel… 11/07/2011 on Scumbag bands +2
#68 - Picture 11/07/2011 on Holy crap, bitches love toast! +12
#100 - nvm, i figured out that it's a headset with microphone, i thou… 11/06/2011 on Life Hacks Part 7 0
#92 - BUT WHO WAS FONE? thats what this remin… 11/06/2011 on Facebook (1) 0
#358 - except for 3,000 thumb s. Which is just about all that counts… 11/06/2011 on YUNOSMART Saves the day. +1
#32 - Ill buy em used. Are they worth it?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Life Hacks Part 7 0
User avatar #56 - earthbound (11/06/2011) [-]
If they're used they're most likely cracked/broken/something wrong
bitches have a short lifespan if you don't know how to take care of em
User avatar #100 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2011) [-]
nvm, i figured out that it's a headset with microphone, i thought they were just headphones. I dont need a mic. But i found a nice pair of Sennheisers for 120 bucks, ill probably buy those when i get the cash.
#23 - can someone name the headphones in the picture please?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Life Hacks Part 7 0
#24 - yellowsoda (11/06/2011) [-]
Turtle Beach X41's. Have them myself. Amazing.
$200 though.
User avatar #32 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2011) [-]
Ill buy em used. Are they worth it?
User avatar #56 - earthbound (11/06/2011) [-]
If they're used they're most likely cracked/broken/something wrong
bitches have a short lifespan if you don't know how to take care of em
User avatar #100 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2011) [-]
nvm, i figured out that it's a headset with microphone, i thought they were just headphones. I dont need a mic. But i found a nice pair of Sennheisers for 120 bucks, ill probably buy those when i get the cash.
#75 - he made an extremely low budget commercial which involved him … 11/06/2011 on Nope. +2
#37 - Sure is cold, 35 degrees Fahrenheit where that girl is 11/06/2011 on WAT +36
#47 - best i can find on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v… 11/06/2011 on This man 0
#46 - YES! I watched this episode yesterday!! He actually wrote this… 11/06/2011 on This man 0
#19 - its not the same song. 11/06/2011 on Social Revolution! 0
#163 - <----Cuteness overload 11/06/2011 on Cuteness Overload +7
#162 - <----Cuteness overload 11/06/2011 on Cuteness Overload 0
#19 - Make sure your egg is hard-boiled before you try this :] 11/05/2011 on How to peel an egg +4
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User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #110 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Selling your points o' good person.
User avatar #111 to #110 - swimmingprodigy (01/13/2013) [-]
you can do that?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Yep, I send a request, you do the maths and voila.
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
#103 - filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-]
O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a fuckton on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty shitty story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a fuck. Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone shit all over your pillow man.
#85 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
#84 - spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-]
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.   
   
Roses are racist
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.

Roses are racist
User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you NIGGER
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
Fucking niggers these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a nigger.
User avatar #67 - jonolav (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
User avatar #68 to #116 - swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-]
DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.

Or if you want HUD vision, it's

customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
#64 - rytul (01/08/2012) [-]
fuck yeah! Poland!

czesc z litwy!
User avatar #65 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2012) [-]
LMAO close enough, ale tu pasuje. Jeszcze 500 lat temu by to bylo to samo hehe
#66 to #114 - rytul (01/09/2012) [-]
chcialbym zeb to tak byloby teraz...
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