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#23 - stickerbombing 10/22/2012 on Gettin Ready for Halloween? 0
#75 - Ever been so mad your car turned into a plane and flew into th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on offended yet +4
User avatar #82 - bruskiiiiiiiiii (10/21/2012) [-]
do not get ios 6
#18 - getting tired of this. Have like 50 of em. Stopping now 10/21/2012 on medieval tapestry comp +3
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on medieval tapestry comp +2
#18 - swimmingprodigy (10/21/2012) [-]
getting tired of this. Have like 50 of em. Stopping now
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on medieval tapestry comp +1
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#18 - swimmingprodigy (10/21/2012) [-]
getting tired of this. Have like 50 of em. Stopping now
#14 - dumping my tapestry folder  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on medieval tapestry comp +1
#17 - shootforbrains (10/21/2012) [-]
forgot to add this
#15 - swimmingprodigy (10/21/2012) [-]
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#18 - swimmingprodigy (10/21/2012) [-]
getting tired of this. Have like 50 of em. Stopping now
#58 - yes it is, THATs where I recall it from. Thanks 10/21/2012 on thought this was bad ass 0
#3 - And I'm sitting here thinking: a guy like that has been in 8 r…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Things you don't say on a date +45
User avatar #15 - toosexyforyou (10/21/2012) [-]
I don't think you understand, A JAPANESE WOMAN THAT WAS INFERTILE BECAUSE SHE WAS 13 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM. Dude ugly people date uglier people. You could get laid tomorrow if you lowered your standards.
User avatar #7 - Aizlyn (10/20/2012) [-]
You probably want a girl who has standards. Where as the guy in the tweets gets whoever can stand him for a few weeks.
User avatar #5 - davvi (10/20/2012) [-]
you're probably no 38
#7 - the first part of the quote is very familiar. Is it from the G…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2012 on thought this was bad ass +1
#15 - roninneko (10/20/2012) [-]
<Also a popular slogan with the U.S. Marines.
#38 - kingkaga (10/21/2012) [-]
The original quote is this:
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me."
(Psalm 23:4)
User avatar #64 - roninneko (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, but that sounds decidedly less "come at me, bro", and more "hold my hand, bro".
#20 - demonatatoo (10/21/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah zdislaw beksinski
#13 - EpicTie (10/20/2012) [-]
It's also in a rap song called gangster paradise i think.
User avatar #58 - swimmingprodigy (10/21/2012) [-]
yes it is, THATs where I recall it from. Thanks
User avatar #12 - ninjajunkie (10/20/2012) [-]
Psalms 23 from the Bible.
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User avatar #8 - bowbis (10/20/2012) [-]
i'm almost positive it's from the bible. it is also stated in the book of eli i think
#110 - If you look carefully, Hitler's sister is at the party. 10/20/2012 on Do you even lift? +4
#105 - My name's Peter! time to check my pants 10/20/2012 on He's hot +7
#264 - I think there's a different word for that once you're born. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on I've lost all hope 0
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#67 - >I think I might just abort myself Youre about 12 …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on I've lost all hope +2
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User avatar #264 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I think there's a different word for that once you're born. I remember it also starts with an 'a'.

Oh that's right.
An hero
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#337 - that sounds glorious. But also a shame. Why doesnt he… 10/20/2012 on Drive 0
#335 - I love the looks in general. They all look so mean. This would…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Drive 0
User avatar #336 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Ahh, I love Chevelles. My dad's friend has one, a 66. With a seriously built up 396. The paint came out so bad after a restoration that it crushed him, and he's parked it in the basement for the last 15 years. Just sitting there. It's pretty depressing considering it was one of the fastest Chevelles on the road (At least in my state) back in the 80's
#337 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that sounds glorious. But also a shame.

Why doesnt he get it repainted? I'd love to see a nice red
#333 - that's why I want an old torino so much. People say 60s Mustan…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Drive 0
User avatar #334 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Not even half an hour ago, someone replied to me on that post that's on front page right now about classic cars showing me his 71 Torino, hahah. They're such nice cars. Really, anything from that era is, to me at least. I love the simplicity, the looks, the exhaust notes, everything. It's American history on wheels
#335 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I love the looks in general. They all look so mean. This would be my second choice; 69 chevelle ss.

dem lines and dat paint job
User avatar #336 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Ahh, I love Chevelles. My dad's friend has one, a 66. With a seriously built up 396. The paint came out so bad after a restoration that it crushed him, and he's parked it in the basement for the last 15 years. Just sitting there. It's pretty depressing considering it was one of the fastest Chevelles on the road (At least in my state) back in the 80's
#337 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that sounds glorious. But also a shame.

Why doesnt he get it repainted? I'd love to see a nice red
#331 - I just hope it doesn't get so good that it starts thinking for…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Drive 0
User avatar #332 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Haha tell me about it. That's why I love my older cars, they're SO simple. The wiring diagrams, all of them, is 6 pages on the Galaxie. That's all there is, lol. I love it
User avatar #333 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that's why I want an old torino so much. People say 60s Mustangs are the easiest classic cars to work on, and the Torino is the 'muscle car' version of the pony car Mustang.
User avatar #334 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Not even half an hour ago, someone replied to me on that post that's on front page right now about classic cars showing me his 71 Torino, hahah. They're such nice cars. Really, anything from that era is, to me at least. I love the simplicity, the looks, the exhaust notes, everything. It's American history on wheels
#335 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I love the looks in general. They all look so mean. This would be my second choice; 69 chevelle ss.

dem lines and dat paint job
User avatar #336 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Ahh, I love Chevelles. My dad's friend has one, a 66. With a seriously built up 396. The paint came out so bad after a restoration that it crushed him, and he's parked it in the basement for the last 15 years. Just sitting there. It's pretty depressing considering it was one of the fastest Chevelles on the road (At least in my state) back in the 80's
#337 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that sounds glorious. But also a shame.

Why doesnt he get it repainted? I'd love to see a nice red
#328 - eh, machines'll do that for you.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Drive 0
User avatar #330 - chewythewolftwo (10/19/2012) [-]
Valid point, haha. I suppose technology is a good thing after all
User avatar #331 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I just hope it doesn't get so good that it starts thinking for itself and decides humans are unnecessary..
User avatar #332 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Haha tell me about it. That's why I love my older cars, they're SO simple. The wiring diagrams, all of them, is 6 pages on the Galaxie. That's all there is, lol. I love it
User avatar #333 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that's why I want an old torino so much. People say 60s Mustangs are the easiest classic cars to work on, and the Torino is the 'muscle car' version of the pony car Mustang.
User avatar #334 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Not even half an hour ago, someone replied to me on that post that's on front page right now about classic cars showing me his 71 Torino, hahah. They're such nice cars. Really, anything from that era is, to me at least. I love the simplicity, the looks, the exhaust notes, everything. It's American history on wheels
#335 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I love the looks in general. They all look so mean. This would be my second choice; 69 chevelle ss.

dem lines and dat paint job
User avatar #336 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Ahh, I love Chevelles. My dad's friend has one, a 66. With a seriously built up 396. The paint came out so bad after a restoration that it crushed him, and he's parked it in the basement for the last 15 years. Just sitting there. It's pretty depressing considering it was one of the fastest Chevelles on the road (At least in my state) back in the 80's
#337 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that sounds glorious. But also a shame.

Why doesnt he get it repainted? I'd love to see a nice red
#73 - honestly you heard wrong. Civil engineering is the lowest … 10/19/2012 on Engineers 0
#34 - im a freshman studying civil engineering.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Engineers 0
#72 - anonymous (10/19/2012) [-]
hey, i kinda want to major in civil engineering and then eventually become a structural engineer, but im just wondering if the job aspect would be good after you graduate from college? because i heard this job is base on the economy?
User avatar #73 - swimmingprodigy (10/19/2012) [-]
honestly you heard wrong.
Civil engineering is the lowest paying one (which still is quite a lot), but the job security is there because infrastructure is always in disrepair. I was actually weighing civil vs mechanical, and my neighbor is a civil engineer who works for the City and told me to go for Civil and I wont have to worry about finding a job. Others such as biomedical or electrical....that's not as great. I mean sure it's great when u can find a job. But....civil I think is the way to go. I'm also going to be doing either structural or transportation.

Move to a big city (like I'm in New York City) and you never have to worry about getting laid off ever again
#326 - novels huh? Sounds cool. Im not much of a writer. I prefer…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Drive 0
User avatar #327 - chewythewolftwo (10/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, it was a winter timekiller, and it came out good enough that many people told me to go for publishing.
I should really pay more attention to stuff like that, because if I'm going to be building engines with tolerances in the thousandths, that's important stuff
User avatar #328 - swimmingprodigy (10/19/2012) [-]
eh, machines'll do that for you.
User avatar #330 - chewythewolftwo (10/19/2012) [-]
Valid point, haha. I suppose technology is a good thing after all
User avatar #331 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I just hope it doesn't get so good that it starts thinking for itself and decides humans are unnecessary..
User avatar #332 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Haha tell me about it. That's why I love my older cars, they're SO simple. The wiring diagrams, all of them, is 6 pages on the Galaxie. That's all there is, lol. I love it
User avatar #333 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that's why I want an old torino so much. People say 60s Mustangs are the easiest classic cars to work on, and the Torino is the 'muscle car' version of the pony car Mustang.
User avatar #334 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Not even half an hour ago, someone replied to me on that post that's on front page right now about classic cars showing me his 71 Torino, hahah. They're such nice cars. Really, anything from that era is, to me at least. I love the simplicity, the looks, the exhaust notes, everything. It's American history on wheels
#335 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
I love the looks in general. They all look so mean. This would be my second choice; 69 chevelle ss.

dem lines and dat paint job
User avatar #336 - chewythewolftwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Ahh, I love Chevelles. My dad's friend has one, a 66. With a seriously built up 396. The paint came out so bad after a restoration that it crushed him, and he's parked it in the basement for the last 15 years. Just sitting there. It's pretty depressing considering it was one of the fastest Chevelles on the road (At least in my state) back in the 80's
#337 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [-]
that sounds glorious. But also a shame.

Why doesnt he get it repainted? I'd love to see a nice red

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#138 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
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