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#11 - Ice T's wife is insanely hot. Coco can sit on my face any day 07/26/2012 on ice tea +11
#7 - This is literally the most reposted picture on FJ. I forget th… 07/25/2012 on ta-da +1
#24 - too bad so many people never find the other half 07/25/2012 on wow. +2
#156 - This is....GENIUS. The billboard is blackmailing THE WORLD 07/25/2012 on   +7
#246 - I got mine 2 years ago, just upgraded now 07/25/2012 on every time i drop my pick... 0
#244 - i dont have 2000 bucks to spend on a ******* inst… 07/25/2012 on every time i drop my pick... +2
#105 - Tip for getting pick out of guitar: …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2012 on every time i drop my pick... -2
#120 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
That's some pretty shitty tech you got going there. lol
User avatar #109 - evilanakie (07/25/2012) [-]
i still have a fender squier strat starter i got it when i was 12
User avatar #246 - swimmingprodigy (07/25/2012) [-]
I got mine 2 years ago, just upgraded now
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
get a gibson you fucking pussy
User avatar #244 - swimmingprodigy (07/25/2012) [-]
i dont have 2000 bucks to spend on a fucking instrument, dick. I bought my first car for that much
#147 - fadetonigger (07/25/2012) [-]
Right, cause someone's just gonna pull 2,000$+ for a Gibson when they could get something half price or lower for the same quality with a different headstock...
You probably don't know shit about guitar, but you do know that Gibson is a big brand and think they're the best. lawl
#154 - HOtaconE (07/25/2012) [-]
I will go in his defense saying that many professional guitarists prefer Gibsons. I don't like the sound of Strats, myself, and adore the sound of a good SG. Nothing to do with popularity here, Strats grind my gears. Fender does great bass guitars, no arguments there.

Honestly, when I decide it's time for me to move on to an electric I will probably get me an Epiphone Les Paul, or that model with the F holes, forgot the name. I just love it when a guitar has a badass clean sound and does not need effects to sound good. Might be because I learn hard into Jazz and Blues.
#209 - fadetonigger (07/25/2012) [-]
It wasn't the fact that they were good, reliable instruments, but rather the fact that someone who owns a cheap guitar just going out and getting a Gibson because he's a pussy. The only thing I was bashing that most of the price was due to what was on the headstock, Gibson, and that people may judge a guitar by the name on the headstock and not how they bond with it. Professional guitarists prefer them because they can afford them, but some kid won't be able to randomly afford a top of the line instrument. Hell, I'd buy one if it felt right and the price was right.
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#174 - Another thing I noticed; how come it's always Atheists vs. Chr…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Dissing With Bible Quotes +4
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#252 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
I'm Hindu and Atheist .

My religion actually has an atheist sect ( or , more formally , one of the schools of thought among Hinduism ) where we reject all forms of a personal god and only accept the morals from the text as time-tested knowledge about the human condition .

A place in this group is neither inheritable nor its validity questionable , its just a personal thing .

So , it hard for me to actually imagine an argument between a Hindu and an Atheist , a debate on philosophy , sure , but not an actual argument .
User avatar #235 - metalpersian (07/25/2012) [-]
This is just my take on it, I have not researched it, but from what I see, it's mainly culture. I'm sure these atheists are from first world countries where Christianity is the dominant religion, like the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, France, Ireland, etc. If you went to India, there would probably be these same debates but between Hindus and Muslims. In China, the nonreligious sector would be arguing with Buddhists why their way of life is false. Just a theory.
User avatar #202 - CrownedClown (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't think a Christian would dare to mess with Norse/ Roman/Greek gods. They are too badass in comparison.
User avatar #255 - metalpersian (07/25/2012) [-]
trust me, if your god had tamed a thousand Dragons, slayed the Loch Ness monster in the name of humanity with nothing but cotton, stared an army to death at a battle and hunted honey badgers out of boredom.... but your religion never mentions, or believes in Jesus, they would mess with it.
User avatar #300 - CrownedClown (07/25/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#191 - adirtysmuggler (07/25/2012) [-]
I have never met a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist that has A) looked down on me for not believing in his or her deity, or B) Tried to push his or her beliefs on me, be it simply because I'm not the same religion as them, or out of some stupid idea that I need to be 'saved'. My best friend is a Muslim. I have NEVER had a problem with him showing his faith, nor has he ever had a problem with my atheism.

I'm not saying every Christian is this way. That is simply not the case. I'm simply saying that of all the religions, it seems that hardcore Christians are the most judgmental and elitist out of all the faiths.
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User avatar #211 - moda (07/25/2012) [-]
im muslim and there is not a single one that would murder there daughter but they would hit them because its dishonorable to them im not an extreme mulsim but my parents are my father beat my sister for being with a guy before marriage (and he was black and were white but that's beyond the point) Muslims see christens as cheaters because of all the testimonies and when ever the world changes they change the bible to suit it and the us army killed over 500k civilians in Irag and Afghanistan and they wouldnt kill in the name of religion they would kill in revenge of there families being killed i remember watching al jazeera and seeing moms crying over there children being bombed
#182 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
They're intelligent enough to know if they fucked with Islam they would be bombed...
#199 - moda (07/25/2012) [-]
are you serious Islam is a religion how in the fuck can a religion be dangerous the word your looking for is Arabic and the us government is just as much of a terrorist as any other
User avatar #181 - RedSarge (07/25/2012) [-]
Because Hindus, Buddists, and Jews don't try to convert everyone they see. Roman/Greek or Norse gods don't come into play because nobody worships them anymore.
User avatar #178 - xedeid (07/25/2012) [-]
because Christianity is more popular in the more intelligent parts of the world in which most atheists exist
#171 - Dont you think it's ironic how intelligent atheists know more …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Dissing With Bible Quotes +4
User avatar #174 - swimmingprodigy (07/25/2012) [-]
Another thing I noticed; how come it's always Atheists vs. Christians?

How come I never see atheists hating on Hinduism, or Islam? Or even the Norse or Greek and Roman gods?
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#252 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
I'm Hindu and Atheist .

My religion actually has an atheist sect ( or , more formally , one of the schools of thought among Hinduism ) where we reject all forms of a personal god and only accept the morals from the text as time-tested knowledge about the human condition .

A place in this group is neither inheritable nor its validity questionable , its just a personal thing .

So , it hard for me to actually imagine an argument between a Hindu and an Atheist , a debate on philosophy , sure , but not an actual argument .
User avatar #235 - metalpersian (07/25/2012) [-]
This is just my take on it, I have not researched it, but from what I see, it's mainly culture. I'm sure these atheists are from first world countries where Christianity is the dominant religion, like the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, France, Ireland, etc. If you went to India, there would probably be these same debates but between Hindus and Muslims. In China, the nonreligious sector would be arguing with Buddhists why their way of life is false. Just a theory.
User avatar #202 - CrownedClown (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't think a Christian would dare to mess with Norse/ Roman/Greek gods. They are too badass in comparison.
User avatar #255 - metalpersian (07/25/2012) [-]
trust me, if your god had tamed a thousand Dragons, slayed the Loch Ness monster in the name of humanity with nothing but cotton, stared an army to death at a battle and hunted honey badgers out of boredom.... but your religion never mentions, or believes in Jesus, they would mess with it.
User avatar #300 - CrownedClown (07/25/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#191 - adirtysmuggler (07/25/2012) [-]
I have never met a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist that has A) looked down on me for not believing in his or her deity, or B) Tried to push his or her beliefs on me, be it simply because I'm not the same religion as them, or out of some stupid idea that I need to be 'saved'. My best friend is a Muslim. I have NEVER had a problem with him showing his faith, nor has he ever had a problem with my atheism.

I'm not saying every Christian is this way. That is simply not the case. I'm simply saying that of all the religions, it seems that hardcore Christians are the most judgmental and elitist out of all the faiths.
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User avatar #211 - moda (07/25/2012) [-]
im muslim and there is not a single one that would murder there daughter but they would hit them because its dishonorable to them im not an extreme mulsim but my parents are my father beat my sister for being with a guy before marriage (and he was black and were white but that's beyond the point) Muslims see christens as cheaters because of all the testimonies and when ever the world changes they change the bible to suit it and the us army killed over 500k civilians in Irag and Afghanistan and they wouldnt kill in the name of religion they would kill in revenge of there families being killed i remember watching al jazeera and seeing moms crying over there children being bombed
#182 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
They're intelligent enough to know if they fucked with Islam they would be bombed...
#199 - moda (07/25/2012) [-]
are you serious Islam is a religion how in the fuck can a religion be dangerous the word your looking for is Arabic and the us government is just as much of a terrorist as any other
User avatar #181 - RedSarge (07/25/2012) [-]
Because Hindus, Buddists, and Jews don't try to convert everyone they see. Roman/Greek or Norse gods don't come into play because nobody worships them anymore.
User avatar #178 - xedeid (07/25/2012) [-]
because Christianity is more popular in the more intelligent parts of the world in which most atheists exist
#104 - Although i dont like the guy simply because of his profile pic… 07/25/2012 on LOL +20
#9 - youre not really funny if thats what youre trying to accomplish 07/24/2012 on Very True 0
#34 - one of my flaws is that on one side, the tooth thats 3rd or 4t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on F'king Braces.. how do they... 0
User avatar #58 - immortalfear (07/24/2012) [-]
One of my front teeth is chipped at a downward angle on the inside of my mouth, not even visible. I got it during dodgeball in gym, tried to beat the sht out of the kid who threw the ball, got ahold of his shirt and it ripped when he backed away, then the gymteacher stepped in. The chip went almost to the pulp and hurt like a bitch.
#13 - there is a mound there. id put up a picture if i wasnt afraid … 07/24/2012 on MLP FML 0
#199 - and about 3,000,000,000 have no opinion because they have no T…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2012 on So now you know 0
User avatar #203 - lmorriazh (07/24/2012) [-]
where did you get that data from... I'd like to know more if possible :D
User avatar #206 - mxbrony (07/25/2012) [-]
90% of all numbers or statistics are made up on the spot
#211 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
and the other 23.4% is poorly researched, and bad at math.
#29 - same here. in fact about 2 weeks ago i got complimented by a g…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2012 on F'king Braces.. how do they... +3
User avatar #31 - immortalfear (07/24/2012) [-]
Nice, the only flaw with mine is that two two of my bottom front teeth are slightly infront of the two front, but the dentist dosn'teven notice them,
User avatar #57 - mettih (07/24/2012) [-]
Thats the good thing about have teeths so bad that you have to get braces, then its prettier than people who never had braces C:
User avatar #34 - swimmingprodigy (07/24/2012) [-]
one of my flaws is that on one side, the tooth thats 3rd or 4th from center is chipped slightly in 2 places, so the edge looks exactly like an M
User avatar #58 - immortalfear (07/24/2012) [-]
One of my front teeth is chipped at a downward angle on the inside of my mouth, not even visible. I got it during dodgeball in gym, tried to beat the sht out of the kid who threw the ball, got ahold of his shirt and it ripped when he backed away, then the gymteacher stepped in. The chip went almost to the pulp and hurt like a bitch.
#6 - za duzo czasu by zajelo, OP ma fiuty do lizania 07/24/2012 on Very True +2
#21 - "4 years of hardwork gave earned me a studfinder" …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Dad got excited... +45
User avatar #28 - uberninja (07/24/2012) [-]
he accidentally pressed g isntead of h
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2012) [-]
still wrong because it would be has earned not have earned
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2012) [-]
"4 Years of the hard work" -- 'of the hard work = prepositional phrase' -- 4 Years = plural -- Plural = HAVE. You, my friend, have failed your Grammar Nazi test...
#59 - thebeatlesfan (07/24/2012) [-]
Years is plural so it would be have, not has.
User avatar #30 - annoyingsmartguy (07/24/2012) [-]
He still put the word 'the' in there where it has no place.
#52 - clonesmustdie (07/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You got thumbed down because people read the quote from swimming which wasn't complete, instead of reading the actual sentence in the content.

Pic related, you have my shiny feels and me.
User avatar #70 - annoyingsmartguy (07/24/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#169 - the plane cant shoots bursts more than 3 seconds long because …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on A-10 Warthog (OC) read Desc 0
#253 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2012) [-]
no they can, but they don't because they only need a three second burst to kill a tank and the entire convoy behind it, also they have to worry about running out of ammo or overheating before the plan stalls due to recoil
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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