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swimmingprodigy

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#18 - I shot one at the shooting range this past summer along with a…  [+] (2 replies) 03/10/2015 on pot smoking 0
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#110 - compared (03/10/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
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#24 - ewl (03/10/2015) [-]
i went shooting with some friends out in oregon for a bachelor party. most of us had shot before, bachelor and his friends out there brought the guns. one of the guys that hasn't shot is up, were all watching him no pressure to see what his reaction would be like. he shoots off about 5/9 rounds, turns to up and asks 'how do i tell when im done?' thankfully still smart enough to be holing the gun down range our one buddy who did a few tours in iraq and afgan walks up to him and its like 'give me that' as he snatches the gun away from him. and with no ear protection (we had like one piar of earmuffs) he unload the last few rounds one handed with out flinching. now my friend is not in military shape anymore, put on a few from drinking thanks to the ptsd, so i see this kind of chubby goofy jackass doing this and im like oh yeah i can shoot off 9 rounds with out ear protection.

thankfully after we were done we all went back to our buddies house, put on a movie and passed our we have been snowboarding all morning because i couldn't hear ne thing but muffled voices and ringing in my ears for the next few hours lol. still a good time though
#52 - was she even born when that song came out?  [+] (3 replies) 03/09/2015 on Daisy 0
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#70 - Ruspanic (03/10/2015) [-]
If the gif is recent, then no.
#55 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
Because you can't possibly listen to music that came out before you were born.
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#56 - swimmingprodigy (03/09/2015) [-]
when did I say that?
#7 - nah, you'll just be really really hydrated  [+] (1 reply) 03/09/2015 on Dihydrogen monoxide 0
#9 - boomerpyro (03/09/2015) [-]
but hydration is key, with such an abundance of life-force in fluid form we should theoretically evolve
#26 - I know for a fact that I still am because my best friend has a…  [+] (2 replies) 03/09/2015 on Fetching kittens 0
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#27 - lapsushominum (03/09/2015) [-]
Ah well that's what I'm saying though. I used to be the same way. It became very hard to breathe whenever I hung out at my cousins' room as a kid. I'd have to step out for a bit every so often. But living around a cat constantly (although not up close, just in the same house) was apparently enough to make my immune system get over it after about a month or so.
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#29 - swimmingprodigy (03/09/2015) [-]
I see what you mean. However I dont think it would happen for me even if I were to try and build up an immunity; I had a bunch of tests done by my doctor for allergies and I got a print-out of what I'm allergic to and how bad on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being bad enough to kill me. That print out is 5 pages long and the only thing that was a 4 on that list was cats and shellfish.
#30 - tfw allergic to cats i would love to have a kitty  [+] (1 reply) 03/09/2015 on Melts My Heart 0
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#32 - turkishfuck (03/09/2015) [-]
im allergic to cats and I still cuddle my kitty. just make sure you have one of those sticky roller thing so youre not crying 24/7 from the cat hair