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|#108 - >dont assume she doesn't like you Thats pretty muc… [+] (17 new replies)||11/05/2012 on Try a different approach...||0|
#110 - swimmingprodigy (11/05/2012) [-]
my friend and I were just talking about hooking up with girls, not full relationships. Now I've only done this once; went from complete strangers with a girl to receiving a blowjob in two days. But at his college, he says there's a guy who looks like your typical douchebag, except he's really cool and nice. And yea, he does 'use' girls and gets laid nearly every night. What he told me friend is that you have to be assertive and know what you want, instead of having the girl guess. He also said that girls want sex as much, if not more, than guys; theyre just shy.
And I thought about what the 'douchebag' said, and realized that he's right; you have to be assertive. Because I thought back to the time i hooked up with this girl, and literally, I asked her for a blowjob. And she said yes. Biggest shock of my life.
But, I don't do this because I feel sort of ashamed; asking girls to do stuff like that. It just feels wrong.....but so good.
#112 - doodogger (11/08/2012) [-]
Id: Your basic needs in life.
Ego: What your conscious believes you are allowed to do.
SuperEgo: The part of your conscious that guards your ego and keeps it from getting in trouble.
#113 - swimmingprodigy (11/08/2012) [-]
I took AP psych my senior year of high school; I remember those three terms.
Yea that was probably the only time im ever gonna ask for one. Unless Im in a relationship with a girl.
Speaking of which, I asked one out yesterday. She said yes.
Forgot to look at her pupils though, and all those biological signs. This really hot polish girl in my calc class, Ive never spoken to her before except for just a few words and 'hello' wen passing each other. But yesterday I saw her walking alone while I was on my way to the library, so I walked up and asked where she's headed, she said library to study chem and I said 'no shit me too', so we went together so that we could 'study chem' together. But instead we ended up talking for about 45 minutes. And then at the end when we were both going to seperate classes I was just like "so tell me Alex (her name's Alexandra), what're you doing Saturday night?" And she said 'studying, actually (she has too tests next week)." "At this point I thought it was a rejection because I thought this was an 'excuse', but she said "But next Saturday I should be free, so we'll see then."
Was surprisingly easy. I dont know why I didnt feel nervous about asking out a girl this time, when my entire life I thought I would be. Like wen we were both leaving, I knew that this was the end and it was now or never. So I just said it, and felt no nervousness of anything. weird.
#119 - doodogger (11/08/2012) [-]
Shit lol. I didn't realize that I completely ignored your big paragraph in the middle. About that...
You see, once in a while I'll see a girl who gives a slight bit of those "biological signs" and then I'll get an overload of "rejection" signs, such as: Turning away, not saying a word to me, etc... I've never actually seen a girl with dilated eyes looking at me. Lol. When I was in highschool, this girl that had the hots for me (10/10) didn't even have dilated pupils when she looked at me. But I didn't have the stomach to ask her out. It's funny how I'm willing to go into a combat zone and possibly die a slow painful death, but brave enough to ask a girl out. Man I need cognitive therapy.
Maybe you're just good looking lol.
Has a woman ever approached YOU before?
There's 3 things that girls subconsciously pick up on (maybe you know about it, maybe you don't) in scent. Girls can smell how much testosterone you've got (and the more, the mroe attractive you are), How good your immune system is (the stronger, the better), and your genes (the more different then hers, the better). But maybe you already know this stuff.
#121 - swimmingprodigy (11/08/2012) [-]
I think maybe you focus on biological signals too much. Maybe theyre not 100% foolproof. For example, with this girl alexandra I was going based off my gut feeling if she liked me or not. She was laughing at my 'jokes' (which weren't really funny, but then again we were talking about chemistry so I didn't have an opportunity to showcase my humor), and when i teased her a bit about something she just smiled/laughed and said 'shut up' playfully.
So. Idk, i asked her out cuz I like her as a person, and cuz she's fucking hot. Both of my 'heads' made the decision to ask her out, if u know wat i mean.
#120 - swimmingprodigy (11/08/2012) [-]
the last 3 things you said; I only sort of knew them; like I can understand them perfectly from an evolutionary stand point. I just never really thought about it that specifically (About the testosterone and the immune system).
As for your question has a woman ever approached me before...like I said in one of my first posts, I dont really know, because Im terrible at reading signs from girls and stuff like that. Has a woman ever asked me out? No. But I'm pretty sure girls have approached me in an effort to get to know me better; I just dont know if it's because they want to be friends or they want a relationship.
And I was like you, I thought I'd be deathly afraid of asking out a girl. But It wasn't bad at all like I described. I think it's because I only knew the girl like an hour, so I dont really give a shit what she thinks of me yet, and her rejecting me has no impact on me emotionally. I understand it becomes much much harder if you know a girl a long time, or if youre in her 'friend zone' for example.
Although I am in this one girl's friend zone whom I've known for 2 years and am absolutely in love with. And wen I confessed to her that I love her about 10 months ago, I didn't feel any nervousness. But then again when I asked her to go to prom with me 6 months ago, i was deathly afraid of her reaction. I have no idea why I was scared for one and not the other. Maybe I have random bouts of courage.
#122 - doodogger (11/08/2012) [-]
There's actually another reason why I am affraid to ask out girls. I only get a month of "leave" a year, so I wouldn't get to see a girlfriend very often. I think the other reason is because she could easily make me look like a scumbat idiot in front of everyone.
Oh and your second paragraph, I relate to it 100%.
#114 - swimmingprodigy (11/08/2012) [-]
*she has two tests next week. idk why i wrote too.
I was still worried that it sounded like a rejection, so I asked my friend who looks like a typical Jersey Shore douchebag and gets with lots of girls (but in reality he's really nice and smart and just cool) and he said that it's not a rejection, cuz if she was looking for an excuse then she wouldn't have given me an alternate date
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