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Is that could enough so that you need to dress in winter jacket?
To me 45f is a great temperature for what she described.
Although I do prefer warmer than that
she said april 25th. not the 24th. You still have 5 hours till the 25th starts buddy
it fucking snowed in north NJ yesterday. FUCKING SNOWED
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People have done more with zero dollars, so to say 2.3 isn't a lot means you lack imagination and intelligence.
Who said I was gonna live in your neighborhood Boy the problem with Millionaires is that they spend their money on mansions, exotic cars, and shit that they don't need. Sometimes less is more not only that who said I needed to retire with that money, an idiot would do that with that money. I could go and get a degree without being homeless and stuggling. Graduate then work in a field where I stay in the top and make what I need and or want to. That money is a godsend to those who know how to use it. Maybe you aren't thinking big enough when it comes to that much money, considering I live in a 3rd floor apartment living off less that 2% percent of that a year
I mean less than .001% I was being very generous with that figure.
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He also really like feet
- ya he's bankrupt and owes 600k to the IRS
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