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#574 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 81** Ill helpyou out 07/17/2012 on The Jepsen Code +1
#20 - *saw you say this 07/17/2012 on Betty. Fucking. White. 0
#45 - Wish it was. But there are bitches who are so spoiled that it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2012 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#46 - goingtopuke (07/17/2012) [-]
now the question comes to mind do you think she would still act this way now that the internet has gotten a hole of it?
#19 - If I say you say this is real life id automatically become fri…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2012 on Betty. Fucking. White. +5
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
*saw you say this
#43 - Sadly, but yes. And apparently enough of them for MTV or whome…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2012 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#44 - goingtopuke (07/17/2012) [-]
i honestly thought that this kind of stuff was some super exaggeration to mock people like that
User avatar #45 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Wish it was. But there are bitches who are so spoiled that it's just crazy. i would beat this little shit with a belt and then kick her out and force her to work at McDonalds.
#46 - goingtopuke (07/17/2012) [-]
now the question comes to mind do you think she would still act this way now that the internet has gotten a hole of it?
#17 - why are you misquoting Hamlet? 07/17/2012 on Betty. Fucking. White. +9
#16 - I like you :D We can be friends now  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Betty. Fucking. White. +23
#18 - fractalius (07/17/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
If I say you say this is real life id automatically become friends with you. Most of my friends are like this, sarcastic assholes and we rip on each other all the time, but we still love each other all the same. In fact, I read you comment in my best friend's voice
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
*saw you say this
#41 - quite sadly, the screenshots in the post are not from a movie;…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2012 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#42 - goingtopuke (07/17/2012) [-]
wait.... so people like that actually exist?
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Sadly, but yes. And apparently enough of them for MTV or whomever to make a TV show about it. It actually sickens me
#44 - goingtopuke (07/17/2012) [-]
i honestly thought that this kind of stuff was some super exaggeration to mock people like that
User avatar #45 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Wish it was. But there are bitches who are so spoiled that it's just crazy. i would beat this little shit with a belt and then kick her out and force her to work at McDonalds.
#46 - goingtopuke (07/17/2012) [-]
now the question comes to mind do you think she would still act this way now that the internet has gotten a hole of it?
#40 - it's not the point. Most of us are not saying she's spoiled be… 07/17/2012 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#103 - simple jealousy 07/17/2012 on Brave Little Girl Saves Cat... 0
#22 - YOLO doesnt mean "you only live once so **** … 07/17/2012 on Facebook (1) +3
#26 - How else do the cops find so many?? 07/17/2012 on fucking-meth +2
#25 - >implying ******* are smart enough to operate … 07/17/2012 on fucking-meth +2
#195 - wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
User avatar #669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
User avatar #671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
User avatar #673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
User avatar #674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
User avatar #675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar #677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
User avatar #676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#186 - ;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
User avatar #190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
User avatar #195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
User avatar #669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
User avatar #671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
User avatar #673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
User avatar #674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
User avatar #675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar #677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
User avatar #676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#179 - sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fac…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! +1
User avatar #181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
User avatar #186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
User avatar #190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
User avatar #195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
User avatar #669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
User avatar #671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
User avatar #673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
User avatar #674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
User avatar #675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar #677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
User avatar #676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#174 - Are you shy most of the time? Do you not talk to a lot of peop…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! +1
User avatar #175 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I am pretty shy, but I do have a few guy friends. But I do live in an area where like "hot" girls are girls who look orange. So its like a mixture of everything.
User avatar #179 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fact. Amazing, but quiet so i wouldve never gotten to know her without some luck.

You should be more open so guys know how you really are. You have a good personality and you sound gorgeous; I would totally try to get to know you in hopes of asking you out if I knew you in real life
User avatar #181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
User avatar #186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
User avatar #190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
User avatar #195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
User avatar #669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
User avatar #671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
User avatar #673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
User avatar #674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
User avatar #675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar #677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
User avatar #676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#168 - No one's ever told you this before??? The guys around you …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! 0
User avatar #171 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Nope I'm a very modest girl like you say. They must all be gay. Good conclusion. I have only been told that I am gorgeous a few times. Thanks. :3
User avatar #174 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Are you shy most of the time? Do you not talk to a lot of people? Because that seems to be one of the only reasons I can think of as to why you're not approached by guys often.
Or maybe it's just that all the guys around you are shallow and rather have one of those 'hot' whores to go out with than you? That seems really weird
User avatar #175 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I am pretty shy, but I do have a few guy friends. But I do live in an area where like "hot" girls are girls who look orange. So its like a mixture of everything.
User avatar #179 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fact. Amazing, but quiet so i wouldve never gotten to know her without some luck.

You should be more open so guys know how you really are. You have a good personality and you sound gorgeous; I would totally try to get to know you in hopes of asking you out if I knew you in real life
User avatar #181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
User avatar #186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
User avatar #190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
User avatar #195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
User avatar #669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
User avatar #671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
User avatar #673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
User avatar #674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
User avatar #675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar #677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
User avatar #676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#164 - What you call weird, guys including me call gorgeous. …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/17/2012 on They have been deceiving us! +1
User avatar #165 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. :)
User avatar #168 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
No one's ever told you this before???
The guys around you must all be gay. If you're true to you word and you are super skinny yet have huge boobs I dont understand what more they want. Unless the guys around you care more about personality than looks and you're a total bitch, but from the few comments ive read you're modest and natural. I dont understand what the problem is
User avatar #171 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Nope I'm a very modest girl like you say. They must all be gay. Good conclusion. I have only been told that I am gorgeous a few times. Thanks. :3
User avatar #174 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
Are you shy most of the time? Do you not talk to a lot of people? Because that seems to be one of the only reasons I can think of as to why you're not approached by guys often.
Or maybe it's just that all the guys around you are shallow and rather have one of those 'hot' whores to go out with than you? That seems really weird
User avatar #175 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Well I am pretty shy, but I do have a few guy friends. But I do live in an area where like "hot" girls are girls who look orange. So its like a mixture of everything.
User avatar #179 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
sounds exactly like a girl I know. She's my best friend in fact. Amazing, but quiet so i wouldve never gotten to know her without some luck.

You should be more open so guys know how you really are. You have a good personality and you sound gorgeous; I would totally try to get to know you in hopes of asking you out if I knew you in real life
User avatar #181 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
You just made me day. I can't even tell you how awesome you made me day. That was really sweet of you and you gave me some hope in men. You sound like an awesome guy though. :)
User avatar #186 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
;) I'm not trying to brag, but this friend of mine tells me I am. I just can't find an equally awesome girl (except for her, but we had a serious conversation and she wont go out with me because she met her bf before me. But she told me she really likes me, and she didn't choose him over me, she chose him before me.) So, whatever. I'm looking for girls I can fall in love with, but no luck.
User avatar #190 - ductapemyheart (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well I just got out of a three year relationship a few months ago. It's terrible out there. I haven't been in the dating world since high school. I mean there is this one guy who I am interested in but he is going away to school in august and I'm too much of a chicken to tell him how I feel.
User avatar #195 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
wow 3 years...that seems like a terribly long time. What made you break up??

I know it's terrible. My biggest fear in life is that I'll either end up alone because I wont ever find a girl I deem worthy, or that I will find her and I'll love her with all my heart but she wont feel about me the same way.
BTW, did you block me on PM or something? Or are you just ignoring me?
User avatar #669 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
No I got off last night. He was across state and the distance got too much to handle. He was away at school and I was home. It was a bunch of things.
User avatar #671 - swimmingprodigy (07/18/2012) [-]
oh ok. That's understandable even though, no offense, IMO a deep relationship should be able to transcend distance. And I thought that after 3 years you guys would have a pretty deep relationship
User avatar #673 - ductapemyheart (07/18/2012) [-]
Well when your a immature teenage boy things like that don't matter.
User avatar #674 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
cant tell if youre talking about me or the ex right now...
User avatar #675 - ductapemyheart (07/19/2012) [-]
No my ex. He claims I never cared about him and that I am a horrible human being so he is never "speaking" to me again. Like a child. I'm in college, I don't have time for such nonsense. I want to graduate and be done with it. If he is not in my life then too bad his lose. I know I am an awesome person and its his problem not mine.
User avatar #677 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
btw, what do you mean 'you want to be done with it'? You are done with it, if 'it' means him. Go find yourself someone else, I'm sure there are tons of guys who would take someone with your looks and personality.


Oh that's right, all the guys seem to be gay around you.....
User avatar #676 - swimmingprodigy (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgyTJsthrA

You seem like quite the catch. Too bad he didn't see that
#88 - I want an Audi R8....  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Because we can! 0
#92 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
Thats the new Acura NSX
#91 - ShroomFish (07/17/2012) [-]
Too bad that is not a Audi..
#393 - thats exactly what I want you to think 07/17/2012 on 4chan's picture book. +3
#380 - aw **** my name is pete  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2012 on 4chan's picture book. +14
User avatar #396 - dengekisushi (07/17/2012) [-]
You seem pretty nice and trustworthy, Pete.
#392 - shugudugs (07/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #387 - JohnnyBravo (07/17/2012) [-]
But you seem so trustworthy
User avatar #393 - swimmingprodigy (07/17/2012) [-]
thats exactly what I want you to think
#80 - omg this is the most Ive laughed at a single post ever 07/16/2012 on Just think about it, Korra 0
#753 - not at all, dont worry about "hurting my feelings" o… 07/16/2012 on What a contradiction. -2
#134 - u kinda just went full retard I'm is a contraction fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on Not sure how to feel about... +3
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
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User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
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#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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