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#95 - OK, maybe you've got a point I can agree with. I just… 11/25/2012 on I say hey! 0
#94 - Because this conversation is the one I started with you. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on I say hey! 0
User avatar #100 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I keep forgetting who I've replied to.

This has caused a lot more than I thought it would.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
welp, that's what happens when you post an opinion on FJ. This was a very contraversial topic you brought up. I usually dont get involved in these types of 'debates', and even this one made me respond. That's how you know this is 'contraversial'.

Ahh well.

They're gonna thumb you down cuz they think you're a bitch which instantly rejects people. Which is true, you dont deny right? I'm ok with this, my best friend (the one with the boyfriend who doesn't like me) is a total complete bitch to people she doesn't like, but a sweatheart to those she cares a lot about (I still have no idea how I managed to get so close to her over the past 2 years. But apparently she says I know he better than anyone else in the world, even her bf.)
#71 - ah so you're antisocial. That's different and changes everythi… 11/25/2012 on I say hey! +2
#68 - Well, the girl I was talking about in particular is not crazy.… 11/25/2012 on I say hey! 0
#65 - well then if someone whom you've never met tries to start a co…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on I say hey! 0
User avatar #67 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't even care to make friends in general.
I make friends with coworkers and that's about it.
I make small talk at school, but I don't consider that making friends.
User avatar #71 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
ah so you're antisocial. That's different and changes everything them. I sorta am too.
I mean, you say you make small talk at school, I sorta do to meaning that i'm pretty popular and I know a lot of people. But I don't hang out with any of them, I just know them. In reality I only have 3 really really close friends, 2 girls (one of them with a bf) and a guy. The bf actually told me he doesn't like how close I am with her, but I pretty much told him to deal with it, and my friend told me that he's never coming between us and he can't dictate who she's friends with.
so....
ya.
#62 - I guess that's true. Personally, I don't get offended. But oth…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on I say hey! 0
User avatar #64 - zackmorris (11/25/2012) [-]
Think most dudes know that feel, bitches be crazy.
User avatar #68 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, the girl I was talking about in particular is not crazy. I have a feeling she's just not used to being hit on and didn't know who should've told me earlier until I made it painfully obvious Im asking her out (by saying "Are you busy this Saturday? I know this really cool place in Manhattan we could hang out called the Village and I'd love to take you out." We did hang out a few times and everything's fine and dandy. We talk like we've known each other for years, even though we've only had maybe 20 real conversations. I have a feeling she's really into me, and that part where she said "if I was single, I'd go out with you" is true.
#56 - How am I supposed to know she's in one? And how can you automa…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/25/2012 on I say hey! -4
User avatar #63 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
Not everyone has a facebook for just close friends they know. For some reason I use to add every request I got (I still have to go through my friends list every so often and delete people that I've never met)
User avatar #65 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
well then if someone whom you've never met tries to start a conversation/hit on you through FB, then they're completely betafags and I agree, you should shut them down somehow.

I just completely disagree with how you think you shouldnt make new friends with guys just because you have a boyfriend.
User avatar #67 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't even care to make friends in general.
I make friends with coworkers and that's about it.
I make small talk at school, but I don't consider that making friends.
User avatar #71 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
ah so you're antisocial. That's different and changes everything them. I sorta am too.
I mean, you say you make small talk at school, I sorta do to meaning that i'm pretty popular and I know a lot of people. But I don't hang out with any of them, I just know them. In reality I only have 3 really really close friends, 2 girls (one of them with a bf) and a guy. The bf actually told me he doesn't like how close I am with her, but I pretty much told him to deal with it, and my friend told me that he's never coming between us and he can't dictate who she's friends with.
so....
ya.
User avatar #57 - zackmorris (11/25/2012) [-]
Alright, "Don't message a girl who has a boyfriend" isn't the best advice, but don't get offended if she mentions that she is in a relationship.
And chances are if you two are good friends, she wouldn't feel uncomfortable anyway.
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
I guess that's true. Personally, I don't get offended. But other guys must more often than I think though, because with this one girl in particular I spent 3 days chatting with her in person and on FB, and only on the third day when I finally asked her out did she inform me that she's taken, and then she apologized if she was leading me on, and she really likes me, and she'd go out with me if she were single, but she's not. I don't remember exactly how I responded, but I pretty much said "that's ok, I didnt know. You're still a cool girl and I'd like to hang out sometime,", to which she said that she likes me too and she would like to hang out, and she appreciates that i handled this so cooly and didnt get mad. And that sort of surprised me, I wasn't mad at all and didn't think Im in a position where I'm allowed to. Maybe it did take her long to tell me that she's taken, and I put in a lot of effort during this time, but hey..that's part of the game.
User avatar #64 - zackmorris (11/25/2012) [-]
Think most dudes know that feel, bitches be crazy.
User avatar #68 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, the girl I was talking about in particular is not crazy. I have a feeling she's just not used to being hit on and didn't know who should've told me earlier until I made it painfully obvious Im asking her out (by saying "Are you busy this Saturday? I know this really cool place in Manhattan we could hang out called the Village and I'd love to take you out." We did hang out a few times and everything's fine and dandy. We talk like we've known each other for years, even though we've only had maybe 20 real conversations. I have a feeling she's really into me, and that part where she said "if I was single, I'd go out with you" is true.
#50 - not every girl has it listed. Also I'm not even talking on FB,…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2012 on I say hey! +1
User avatar #93 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
How am I having two different discussions with you? D:
User avatar #94 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
Because this conversation is the one I started with you.



And the one above, I commented on someone else's comment, and then you commented on me.
User avatar #100 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I keep forgetting who I've replied to.

This has caused a lot more than I thought it would.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
welp, that's what happens when you post an opinion on FJ. This was a very contraversial topic you brought up. I usually dont get involved in these types of 'debates', and even this one made me respond. That's how you know this is 'contraversial'.

Ahh well.

They're gonna thumb you down cuz they think you're a bitch which instantly rejects people. Which is true, you dont deny right? I'm ok with this, my best friend (the one with the boyfriend who doesn't like me) is a total complete bitch to people she doesn't like, but a sweatheart to those she cares a lot about (I still have no idea how I managed to get so close to her over the past 2 years. But apparently she says I know he better than anyone else in the world, even her bf.)
User avatar #80 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I make small talk at collage, but I'm just one of those people who don't care to make friends (with either gender).

This is just my situation: but I've had the same friends circle of friends for quite some time, and some new ones have been added in over the years. My boyfriend and I were friends 4 years before going out. We both have friends of the opposite sex that we hangout with by ourself.
Making new friends isn't a priority in my life, and my boyfriend has talked about how he doesn't care to make new friends. So it would be sketchy for either one of us to just all of a sudden have a new friend of the opposite sex that we want to hangout with.
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
OK, maybe you've got a point I can agree with.

I just think it's wrong for you to 'instantly reject' someone who may or may not have been hitting on you, just because you already have a boyfriend. And I think it's weird how you think it's wrong for s girl to make guy friends if she's not single.

Other than that, you're alright.
#20 - indeed it is. Great song, but I like Sunlight a lot more. 11/25/2012 on When I clear an exam I... 0
#37 - well you're certainly a stuck up bitch. First off, guys do…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/25/2012 on I say hey! 0
User avatar #44 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
You can't click on their profile and check real quick?

I'm stuck up because I don't want to hangout/talk to guys I don't know?
Cause I don't think it's right for someone in a relationship to just make new friends of the opposite sex.
Let's get real, not every guy is looking for some girl to come over and JUST watch movies with.You're might just be the 1% (most of FJ) Blame the creeps in the world who have ruined it for you.
User avatar #50 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
not every girl has it listed. Also I'm not even talking on FB, what if I approach at girl at my college?

If this is true, then how do you make guy friends? Wouldn't you just assume that they all just want to bang you, and because of that not have any?

The fact that you "dont think it's right for someone in a relationship to just make new friends of the opposite sex" is completely wrong. Because that's all it is, FRIENDS. You're not cheating on your boyfriend. And if the last thing you said was true, then guys wouldn't have female friends, because according to your logic, we just want to bang them and that's all.
That's completely not true. Like I said before, if I tell a girl that we should hang out after I know theyre already in a relationship, then I know it's not going to go anywhere, yet I still want to hang out because I think the girl is cool, and I want to become friends with her. And if you think that's wrong because there's a CHANCE that the girl might leave her boyfriend for me, then I say to you that it's up to the girl, because it takes 2 to tango.
Also, it's based on trust. I'm sure it might unsettle the boyfriend if his gf is going to hang out with another guy, but if he trusts her judgment, and knows for example that she's not a whore, then he should let her, because it should be alright.
User avatar #93 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
How am I having two different discussions with you? D:
User avatar #94 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
Because this conversation is the one I started with you.



And the one above, I commented on someone else's comment, and then you commented on me.
User avatar #100 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I keep forgetting who I've replied to.

This has caused a lot more than I thought it would.
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
welp, that's what happens when you post an opinion on FJ. This was a very contraversial topic you brought up. I usually dont get involved in these types of 'debates', and even this one made me respond. That's how you know this is 'contraversial'.

Ahh well.

They're gonna thumb you down cuz they think you're a bitch which instantly rejects people. Which is true, you dont deny right? I'm ok with this, my best friend (the one with the boyfriend who doesn't like me) is a total complete bitch to people she doesn't like, but a sweatheart to those she cares a lot about (I still have no idea how I managed to get so close to her over the past 2 years. But apparently she says I know he better than anyone else in the world, even her bf.)
User avatar #80 - AmandaNicole (11/25/2012) [-]
I make small talk at collage, but I'm just one of those people who don't care to make friends (with either gender).

This is just my situation: but I've had the same friends circle of friends for quite some time, and some new ones have been added in over the years. My boyfriend and I were friends 4 years before going out. We both have friends of the opposite sex that we hangout with by ourself.
Making new friends isn't a priority in my life, and my boyfriend has talked about how he doesn't care to make new friends. So it would be sketchy for either one of us to just all of a sudden have a new friend of the opposite sex that we want to hangout with.
User avatar #95 - swimmingprodigy (11/25/2012) [-]
OK, maybe you've got a point I can agree with.

I just think it's wrong for you to 'instantly reject' someone who may or may not have been hitting on you, just because you already have a boyfriend. And I think it's weird how you think it's wrong for s girl to make guy friends if she's not single.

Other than that, you're alright.
#65 - I was waiting for "Canadians fight because their hockey t… 11/25/2012 on The world we live in... +5
#240 - ****** SAVED 11/25/2012 on Fuck you, racoon 0
#13 - "I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 400, Alex" 11/24/2012 on Watching dexter then... +3
#10 - There's a very important question you must ask yourself: … 11/24/2012 on thanks Thanksgiving -2
#50 - Oh ok....he meant how LONG he loved her, not the amount he lov… 11/24/2012 on Seems accurate 0
#130 - mfw 11/24/2012 on How fingers work +1
#42 - then if you loved her that much, why would you break up? That's stupid  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Seems accurate -4
User avatar #48 - GnRNoD (11/24/2012) [-]
Are you trolling?
because he was....
I love you from "here" (time of enjoying the relationship) to "here"(time of the end of the relationship in wich he stopped loving her because they broke up.
It's not that difficult, and it's not funny if someone has to explain it to you.
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User avatar #75 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/24/2012) [-]
In Hindsight, it might've made more sense for me to emphasize the word "after", rather than "month".
User avatar #71 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/24/2012) [-]
For the girl? He sent "to here." a MONTH after they broke up.
User avatar #57 - GnRNoD (11/24/2012) [-]
Considering she didn't have a clue what he was talking about i doubt it was hard for her.
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User avatar #60 - GnRNoD (11/24/2012) [-]
What if he thought at the time of never ending that phrase, he might had his hopes up to never saying that last bid... but in the end he had to use it and that might have hurted him a lot.
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User avatar #50 - swimmingprodigy (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh ok....he meant how LONG he loved her, not the amount he loved her. That makes more sense. I thought OP meant that he loved her that MUCH
#141 - o g@d, ur r!ght :( 11/24/2012 on This kid is obviously a G 0
#139 - There were 2 words in his status, and he got 1 wrong...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on This kid is obviously a G +2
User avatar #140 - newguyontheblock (11/24/2012) [-]
i no wut yur tlkin abut
User avatar #141 - swimmingprodigy (11/24/2012) [-]
o g@d, ur r!ght :(
#138 - Reminded me of this faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on This kid is obviously a G +43
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#149 - coltari (11/24/2012) [-]
>Calls him a faggot
>"did you call me a fagot"
wut
#72 - I ******* LOVE CHOCOLATE ORANGES 11/24/2012 on Read Description +1
#33 - hahahahaha no. If that were true, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Communism +8
#59 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
I think you're getting Communism confused with Stalinism here. Judging by the way in which Stalin dictated Russia, he was in no way a Communist.
#32 - there is a very simple analogy as to why communism doesnt work…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Communism +6
#142 - tommyymmot (11/23/2012) [-]
Communism encourages a society where people work hard not to show they can, but because they want to. The A students wouldn't just want an A so they can have an A, they'd actually want to work hard, for a better society. It's a difficult thing because there are always the slackers, but it has worked on small scales in little communities and if we all work together, in a long time, probably not in our children's lifetimes, but one day, people will grow up and want to be a Doctor, not to make money but to save lives. And someone who isn't so bright will be a Shopkeeper, because he can do that well, and the Doctor will go into the Shopkeepers shop and neither will be better than the other, because both will be paying their debt to society how they can. It's something that's unlikely, and hard, and filled with the flaws of human greed, stupidity, laziness and hunger for power, but I don't think that came naturally, I think that was born out of the society we live in, and a drastic change to society will cause an eventual change in people, so they wont be like that. This is just my opinion and if it doesn't make sense it's possibly because I'm tired as shit, but I hope you can get the idea of what I mean from it.
#55 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
My god, it is posts like these that really remind me of how American this damn site is. It is unbelievable that anyone's political agenda would start from "But what about ME??".
#38 - damn....it must suck to not even be able to live up to the tit… 11/22/2012 on Poor guy +5
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Work -88
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#49 - anotherspecialkidd (11/22/2012) [-]
that's not the lyrics... silly swimmingprodigy. MFW your comment
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User avatar #11 - ilolzville (11/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. Pokemon will forever be infinitely better than dbz.

dragon ball is good tho.

But FUCK dbz with a giant rake! Made the show super repetitive. It was almost as bad as inyuyasha.
User avatar #52 - WhattheNorris (11/22/2012) [-]
fuck you I liked Inuyasha
#46 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
What The FUCK did you just say about Inuyasha
#40 - monkee (11/22/2012) [-]
You shared an opinion that goes against FJ's usual conformity, you fucked up.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #30 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
DBZ>any other cartoon or anime
User avatar #17 - nyangiraffe (11/22/2012) [-]
Last I checked Pokemon is a lot more repetitive, and still going on.
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User avatar #13 - yunogasaii (11/22/2012) [-]
Isn't the Pokemon games repetitive also?

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#138 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 01**
User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
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