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#56 - You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on we all know it 0
#63 - scotlandhome (04/30/2013) [-]
#51 - Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on we all know it 0
User avatar #55 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever.

This is just the beginning! To the new world!

All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself.
User avatar #56 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it.
Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people
#63 - scotlandhome (04/30/2013) [-]
#47 - I live in New York City. Work as a lifeguard on Tuesdays and F…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2013 on we all know it 0
User avatar #48 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years. Not because I couldn't get new ones but because I'm super minimalistic.

Been thrown all over the world due to family matters so work was never really something so feasible. My family is pretty fucked in the head so I was too stressed for the most part anyway.

I'm not in college nor do I really plan to go. Maybe part time. My plans are to work full time, invest, and write. The important thing is that I haven't given up or killed myself yet. I'm extremely ambitious so I wouldn't be surprised if I go from what I am today to becoming a giant.

In short bro. My life has been a shitfuckingload of bad luck. But I'm hoping to change that. At least I'll be able to say I'm a self made man.
User avatar #51 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in my life in one way or another (even if I worked for it). Live with my parents rent free, go to college on a full scholarship (that was my smarts that got me that), have a car (I paid for that), have a job (I got it and now earn an alright amount of spending money each week). I really am quite lucky. I don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should.

Keep your head up. Only place you can go is up.
User avatar #55 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever.

This is just the beginning! To the new world!

All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself.
User avatar #56 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it.
Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people
#63 - scotlandhome (04/30/2013) [-]
#43 - investing, really? As in a 401k, or your messing aro…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2013 on we all know it +1
User avatar #45 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
W-where the fuck do you live? I'm an American there are no jobs here..

In a high risk market. Already made some money. My life savings at the moment is half a grand. And I'm a year older than you OTZ.

I earned the money working 7 days a week for about a month 2-4 hours a day.

I fucking hate being alive. But fuck it. In the market I'm currently participating in making money is all about the mind and I happen to be a master..mind. I'll get a job soon so by the end of this year who knows... I might not have to worry about being poor anymore.
User avatar #47 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
I live in New York City. Work as a lifeguard on Tuesdays and Fridays 5 hours each day at my local YMCA while going to college 5 days a week.

Then again I live with my parents.

And except for when I bought my car in October of last year, I've saved nearly every bit of money I've earned/gotten. I dont spend much.
User avatar #48 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years. Not because I couldn't get new ones but because I'm super minimalistic.

Been thrown all over the world due to family matters so work was never really something so feasible. My family is pretty fucked in the head so I was too stressed for the most part anyway.

I'm not in college nor do I really plan to go. Maybe part time. My plans are to work full time, invest, and write. The important thing is that I haven't given up or killed myself yet. I'm extremely ambitious so I wouldn't be surprised if I go from what I am today to becoming a giant.

In short bro. My life has been a shitfuckingload of bad luck. But I'm hoping to change that. At least I'll be able to say I'm a self made man.
User avatar #51 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in my life in one way or another (even if I worked for it). Live with my parents rent free, go to college on a full scholarship (that was my smarts that got me that), have a car (I paid for that), have a job (I got it and now earn an alright amount of spending money each week). I really am quite lucky. I don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should.

Keep your head up. Only place you can go is up.
User avatar #55 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever.

This is just the beginning! To the new world!

All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself.
User avatar #56 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it.
Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people
#63 - scotlandhome (04/30/2013) [-]
#20 - I had something kinda like this happen to me with a girl once.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Shunned again 0
#69 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
Got similar story with my ex. We were gonna do it for the first time and she was shy about it because she said she hasn't shaved in months. I said its cool i dont mind, i havent shaved either. Well when i was about to put it in, i looked down to guide my missile in, she freaked out and slapped me across the face. i was like O_O and she started apologizing saying she didnt want me to see.
User avatar #35 - toxickooties (04/30/2013) [-]
That ended in a different way than I was expecting...
User avatar #39 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
I didn't actually catch on until like 3 days later
(I fingered her on two occassions; the first time a week earlier didnt feel anything special, but the 2nd time I felt what I thought was a bit of string. Didn't see it because I didnt take her pants off or anything to look at it, i just slid my hand down her pants.) And when I wanted to take her pants off she stopped me. When I asked is there any particular reason why, she said 'no reason' (obvious lie, she just didnt want to tell me she was on her period.)
And I didnt connect that until a week later.
Damn Im slow
#32 - ***** potatos cheap as **** if u cant afford tha…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2013 on we all know it +4
#35 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
b-but my priority is food

The little money I have I'm investing with. I just have to hold out and be sure not to lose anymore weight in the meantime.
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
investing, really?

As in a 401k, or your messing around with stocks, or you buying government bonds?

Either way, with little money I think best thing you should do is save it. Im 18 years old but I have about 8k saved up right now from working 2 days a week while going to school; hoping to spend about 3k of what I have saved on a motorcycle and gear this summer.
User avatar #45 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
W-where the fuck do you live? I'm an American there are no jobs here..

In a high risk market. Already made some money. My life savings at the moment is half a grand. And I'm a year older than you OTZ.

I earned the money working 7 days a week for about a month 2-4 hours a day.

I fucking hate being alive. But fuck it. In the market I'm currently participating in making money is all about the mind and I happen to be a master..mind. I'll get a job soon so by the end of this year who knows... I might not have to worry about being poor anymore.
User avatar #47 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
I live in New York City. Work as a lifeguard on Tuesdays and Fridays 5 hours each day at my local YMCA while going to college 5 days a week.

Then again I live with my parents.

And except for when I bought my car in October of last year, I've saved nearly every bit of money I've earned/gotten. I dont spend much.
User avatar #48 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years. Not because I couldn't get new ones but because I'm super minimalistic.

Been thrown all over the world due to family matters so work was never really something so feasible. My family is pretty fucked in the head so I was too stressed for the most part anyway.

I'm not in college nor do I really plan to go. Maybe part time. My plans are to work full time, invest, and write. The important thing is that I haven't given up or killed myself yet. I'm extremely ambitious so I wouldn't be surprised if I go from what I am today to becoming a giant.

In short bro. My life has been a shitfuckingload of bad luck. But I'm hoping to change that. At least I'll be able to say I'm a self made man.
User avatar #51 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in my life in one way or another (even if I worked for it). Live with my parents rent free, go to college on a full scholarship (that was my smarts that got me that), have a car (I paid for that), have a job (I got it and now earn an alright amount of spending money each week). I really am quite lucky. I don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should.

Keep your head up. Only place you can go is up.
User avatar #55 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever.

This is just the beginning! To the new world!

All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself.
User avatar #56 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it.
Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people
#63 - scotlandhome (04/30/2013) [-]
#177 - I think I feel the same way. I've never gotten laid,… 04/30/2013 on Title 0
#183 - Did you just post the baby version of " What the … 04/28/2013 on Cage Match +3
#98 - Told Status: [ ] Not Told [ ] Told [ ] …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on shit +9
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (04/29/2013) [-]
>Knights of The Told Republic
#105 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#110 - interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen… 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale 0
#108 - that's weird as hell. Where are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale 0
User avatar #109 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
Florida, used to live in Texas.
User avatar #110 - swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen a Geoff here
#105 - "Here" you mean America? I have n…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale 0
User avatar #107 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes. In fact, I've never even met someone who spelled it Jeff.
User avatar #108 - swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
that's weird as hell. Where are you?
User avatar #109 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
Florida, used to live in Texas.
User avatar #110 - swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen a Geoff here
#91 - i used to read Geoff as 'G'-off. Then I watched that episo…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale 0
User avatar #92 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
It's British? What? I see it spelled that way all the time here.
User avatar #105 - swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
"Here" you mean America?



I have never seen anyone named Geoff here in New York, every Jeffrey is shortened to Jeff, not Geoff
User avatar #107 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes. In fact, I've never even met someone who spelled it Jeff.
User avatar #108 - swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
that's weird as hell. Where are you?
User avatar #109 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
Florida, used to live in Texas.
User avatar #110 - swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen a Geoff here
#382 - "The laws aren't made to keep individuals who regret … 04/27/2013 on Oh shit 0
#7 - actually that's the C7 corvette 04/27/2013 on I went to the wrong driving... +2
#82 - How do you define the social classes? 04/27/2013 on Final 2nd FJ Demographic 0
#123 - Crab is kill 04/27/2013 on Did he died? +2
#98 - I dont think you understand how it works here. No one here can…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on I Do/n't +31
#195 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]
i had a girlfriend and i had an account, analrespect to be precise, i went to porn, deleted my history and cookies, and now i can't log back in, i put my damn e-mail to retrieva a password, but the email is not registered on the site, rest in peace analrespect
#165 - Concorde's cruising speed was exactly mach 2.02. Top speed Mach 2.07 04/27/2013 on Overheard conversation on a... 0
#5 - so the card doesnt have a date or a time on it?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Get pulled over +31
#61 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
The cop was propably caught off guard and din't check
User avatar #9 - missrainbowdash (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it probably does somewhere but they are too stoopid to look for it.
#17 - I actually forgot I can make it more difficult. That would mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on skyrimming +2
#19 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
at your service.
#15 - Since I got daedric armor and my daedric bow makes like 170 da…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/25/2013 on skyrimming -3
User avatar #20 - angelmatvey (04/25/2013) [-]
Try legendary.
Unarmed.
Without being a Khajiit.
Wearing light armor.
#48 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Well no shit that's going to be hard?
User avatar #31 - TheFixer (04/25/2013) [-]
>play skyrim on pc
>hit the ` key
>type tgm
>problem solved
User avatar #41 - random asshole (04/25/2013) [-]
Because that is so much fun
User avatar #51 - TheFixer (04/25/2013) [-]
looks like im the only person who doesnt mind god mode. eh if they didnt want me to use it then they shouldnt have put it in the game...
#18 - rhetoricalfunny (04/25/2013) [-]
#16 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
now try it on legendary difficulty
User avatar #17 - swimmingprodigy (04/25/2013) [-]
I actually forgot I can make it more difficult. That would make it more fun. Thanks anon
#19 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
at your service.
#109 - what a great deal even with a knock in the engine; the vette a… 04/24/2013 on maximum level 0
#107 - Procharger; oh so it was boosted to hell. Had to have been for…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on maximum level 0
User avatar #108 - pointblankrange (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, he had it for a few years and always drove it like a maniac till it developed a knock in the engine last fall, then he sold it to some guy in Florida (We live in North Carolina so quite the drive to get a broken car) for like $18k.
User avatar #109 - swimmingprodigy (04/24/2013) [-]
what a great deal even with a knock in the engine; the vette alone is worth like 20k and that supercharger system must be probably 8 grand
#22 - 900 HP on drag slicks and still wheel spin, that's ridiculous.…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2013 on maximum level +2
User avatar #106 - pointblankrange (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't remember exactly what was done to it, but I know it had a hundred and something millimeter procharger and bigger jets and bigger wheels.
User avatar #107 - swimmingprodigy (04/24/2013) [-]
Procharger; oh so it was boosted to hell. Had to have been for 900 goddamn HP, that must be like 30 lbs of boost. Ridiculous.
User avatar #108 - pointblankrange (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, he had it for a few years and always drove it like a maniac till it developed a knock in the engine last fall, then he sold it to some guy in Florida (We live in North Carolina so quite the drive to get a broken car) for like $18k.
User avatar #109 - swimmingprodigy (04/24/2013) [-]
what a great deal even with a knock in the engine; the vette alone is worth like 20k and that supercharger system must be probably 8 grand

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#138 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #116 to #115 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
see ya
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #106 to #105 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
siema?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
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