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| #215 - You're implying you slept with my mother? Wow, youre so ma… [+] (8 new replies) | 05/02/2013 on Stupidity | +1 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/02/2013) [-] I didn't say that you said that. I said that you implied it. Learn what that word means, it'll probably be on one of your next spelling tests  #222 -
pokeface (05/02/2013) [-] I was more implying that I was present at some of your mother's birthday parties. I was the one who brought her the new Frisbee and the dog food cake. Good try though. You were always her brightest pup. P.S. I would first learn to spell and use proper punctuation and capitalization in my sentences before taking a stab at someone else's reading and comprehension skills. P.S.S. Maybe you weren't her smartest pup? She always was a stupid bitch. It's easy to look smarter around her. | ||
| #207 - gee, you must be fun at parties [+] (11 new replies) | 05/01/2013 on Stupidity | +2 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/02/2013) [-] You're implying you slept with my mother? Wow, youre so mature. How's the 7th grade going? #218 -
swimmingprodigy (05/02/2013) [-] I didn't say that you said that. I said that you implied it. Learn what that word means, it'll probably be on one of your next spelling tests #222 -
pokeface (05/02/2013) [-] I was more implying that I was present at some of your mother's birthday parties. I was the one who brought her the new Frisbee and the dog food cake. Good try though. You were always her brightest pup. P.S. I would first learn to spell and use proper punctuation and capitalization in my sentences before taking a stab at someone else's reading and comprehension skills. P.S.S. Maybe you weren't her smartest pup? She always was a stupid bitch. It's easy to look smarter around her. | ||
| #39 - I didn't actually catch on until like 3 days later (I fing… | 04/30/2013 on Shunned again | -1 |
| #56 - You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even i… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/30/2013 on we all know it | 0 |
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| #51 - Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in … [+] (3 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on we all know it | 0 |
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infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever. This is just the beginning! To the new world! All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself. #56 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it. Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people | ||
| #47 - I live in New York City. Work as a lifeguard on Tuesdays and F… [+] (5 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on we all know it | 0 |
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infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years. Not because I couldn't get new ones but because I'm super minimalistic. Been thrown all over the world due to family matters so work was never really something so feasible. My family is pretty fucked in the head so I was too stressed for the most part anyway. I'm not in college nor do I really plan to go. Maybe part time. My plans are to work full time, invest, and write. The important thing is that I haven't given up or killed myself yet. I'm extremely ambitious so I wouldn't be surprised if I go from what I am today to becoming a giant. In short bro. My life has been a shitfuckingload of bad luck. But I'm hoping to change that. At least I'll be able to say I'm a self made man. #51 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in my life in one way or another (even if I worked for it). Live with my parents rent free, go to college on a full scholarship (that was my smarts that got me that), have a car (I paid for that), have a job (I got it and now earn an alright amount of spending money each week). I really am quite lucky. I don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should. Keep your head up. Only place you can go is up. #55 -
infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever. This is just the beginning! To the new world! All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself. #56 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it. Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people | ||
| #43 - investing, really? As in a 401k, or your messing aro… [+] (7 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on we all know it | +1 |
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infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] W-where the fuck do you live? I'm an American there are no jobs here.. In a high risk market. Already made some money. My life savings at the moment is half a grand. And I'm a year older than you OTZ. I earned the money working 7 days a week for about a month 2-4 hours a day. I fucking hate being alive. But fuck it. In the market I'm currently participating in making money is all about the mind and I happen to be a master..mind. I'll get a job soon so by the end of this year who knows... I might not have to worry about being poor anymore. #47 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] I live in New York City. Work as a lifeguard on Tuesdays and Fridays 5 hours each day at my local YMCA while going to college 5 days a week. Then again I live with my parents. And except for when I bought my car in October of last year, I've saved nearly every bit of money I've earned/gotten. I dont spend much. #48 -
infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years. Not because I couldn't get new ones but because I'm super minimalistic. Been thrown all over the world due to family matters so work was never really something so feasible. My family is pretty fucked in the head so I was too stressed for the most part anyway. I'm not in college nor do I really plan to go. Maybe part time. My plans are to work full time, invest, and write. The important thing is that I haven't given up or killed myself yet. I'm extremely ambitious so I wouldn't be surprised if I go from what I am today to becoming a giant. In short bro. My life has been a shitfuckingload of bad luck. But I'm hoping to change that. At least I'll be able to say I'm a self made man. #51 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in my life in one way or another (even if I worked for it). Live with my parents rent free, go to college on a full scholarship (that was my smarts that got me that), have a car (I paid for that), have a job (I got it and now earn an alright amount of spending money each week). I really am quite lucky. I don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should. Keep your head up. Only place you can go is up. #55 -
infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever. This is just the beginning! To the new world! All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself. #56 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it. Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people | ||
| #20 - I had something kinda like this happen to me with a girl once.… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on Shunned again | 0 |
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N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-] Got similar story with my ex. We were gonna do it for the first time and she was shy about it because she said she hasn't shaved in months. I said its cool i dont mind, i havent shaved either. Well when i was about to put it in, i looked down to guide my missile in, she freaked out and slapped me across the face. i was like O_O and she started apologizing saying she didnt want me to see. #39 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] I didn't actually catch on until like 3 days later (I fingered her on two occassions; the first time a week earlier didnt feel anything special, but the 2nd time I felt what I thought was a bit of string. Didn't see it because I didnt take her pants off or anything to look at it, i just slid my hand down her pants.) And when I wanted to take her pants off she stopped me. When I asked is there any particular reason why, she said 'no reason' (obvious lie, she just didnt want to tell me she was on her period.) And I didnt connect that until a week later. Damn Im slow | ||
| #32 - nigga potatos cheap as shit if u cant afford that you need to … [+] (9 new replies) | 04/30/2013 on we all know it | +4 |
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infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]  The little money I have I'm investing with. I just have to hold out and be sure not to lose anymore weight in the meantime. #43 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] investing, really? As in a 401k, or your messing around with stocks, or you buying government bonds? Either way, with little money I think best thing you should do is save it. Im 18 years old but I have about 8k saved up right now from working 2 days a week while going to school; hoping to spend about 3k of what I have saved on a motorcycle and gear this summer. #45 -
infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] W-where the fuck do you live? I'm an American there are no jobs here.. In a high risk market. Already made some money. My life savings at the moment is half a grand. And I'm a year older than you OTZ. I earned the money working 7 days a week for about a month 2-4 hours a day. I fucking hate being alive. But fuck it. In the market I'm currently participating in making money is all about the mind and I happen to be a master..mind. I'll get a job soon so by the end of this year who knows... I might not have to worry about being poor anymore. #47 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] I live in New York City. Work as a lifeguard on Tuesdays and Fridays 5 hours each day at my local YMCA while going to college 5 days a week. Then again I live with my parents. And except for when I bought my car in October of last year, I've saved nearly every bit of money I've earned/gotten. I dont spend much. #48 -
infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 3 years. Not because I couldn't get new ones but because I'm super minimalistic. Been thrown all over the world due to family matters so work was never really something so feasible. My family is pretty fucked in the head so I was too stressed for the most part anyway. I'm not in college nor do I really plan to go. Maybe part time. My plans are to work full time, invest, and write. The important thing is that I haven't given up or killed myself yet. I'm extremely ambitious so I wouldn't be surprised if I go from what I am today to becoming a giant. In short bro. My life has been a shitfuckingload of bad luck. But I'm hoping to change that. At least I'll be able to say I'm a self made man. #51 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] Im sorry to hear that...I've been handed nearly everything in my life in one way or another (even if I worked for it). Live with my parents rent free, go to college on a full scholarship (that was my smarts that got me that), have a car (I paid for that), have a job (I got it and now earn an alright amount of spending money each week). I really am quite lucky. I don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should. Keep your head up. Only place you can go is up. #55 -
infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-] Ah, thanks. Yeah. Life was never particularly kind to me. But I'm alive. And deep down I know I'm the kind of man meant to be a king. In my teenage years all I wanted was to grow up to become a great person who would make the person a better place and help people. I nearly drowned in the ensuing narcissism, hatred, and disgust. To be honest I still struggle with it. Sometimes I want to watch every rotten thing burn to the ground. The world we live in is corrupt beyond belief, and the masses live in mass ignorance. It's painful. So very painful. Especially when all you ever had was good intentions--to find yourself on the short end of the stick. But. Hm. I'm headed in the right direction I think. I ate shrooms recently, they really helped me. I'm able to be positive for the first time in forever. This is just the beginning! To the new world! All I can say to you is to enjoy and cherish your life. Never take it for granted bro. The future is wide open, and you are the master of your own destiny. Don't let anyone put you down--not even yourself. #56 -
swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-] You sound like a good man who knows he wants to do good even if he may not have the opportunity to do it. Ive many good people become corrupted and just pure evil over the years. I try and stay good-natured, but after being treated like crap a few times it's hard to look positively at people | ||
| #177 - I think I feel the same way. I've never gotten laid,… | 04/30/2013 on Title | 0 |
| #183 - Did you just post the baby version of " What the fuc… | 04/28/2013 on Cage Match | +3 |
| #98 - Told Status: [ ] Not Told [ ] Told [ ] … [+] (2 new replies) | 04/28/2013 on shit | +9 |
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N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-] ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!! They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!! Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening. Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say. Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason. PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!! | ||
| #110 - interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen… | 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale | 0 |
| #108 - that's weird as hell. Where are you? [+] (2 new replies) | 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale | 0 |
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swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-] interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen a Geoff here | ||
| #105 - "Here" you mean America? I have n… [+] (4 new replies) | 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale | 0 |
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swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-] interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen a Geoff here | ||
| #91 - i used to read Geoff as 'G'-off. Then I watched that episo… [+] (6 new replies) | 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale | 0 |
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swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-] "Here" you mean America? I have never seen anyone named Geoff here in New York, every Jeffrey is shortened to Jeff, not Geoff #110 -
swimmingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-] interesting. Im from new York and like i mentioned, never seen a Geoff here | ||
| #382 - "The laws aren't made to keep individuals who regret shit… | 04/27/2013 on Oh shit | 0 |
| #7 - actually that's the C7 corvette | 04/27/2013 on I went to the wrong driving... | +2 |
| #82 - How do you define the social classes? | 04/27/2013 on Final 2nd FJ Demographic | 0 |
| #123 - Crab is kill | 04/27/2013 on Did he died? | +2 |
| #98 - I dont think you understand how it works here. No one here can… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/27/2013 on I Do/n't | +31 |
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N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-] i had a girlfriend and i had an account, analrespect to be precise, i went to porn, deleted my history and cookies, and now i can't log back in, i put my damn e-mail to retrieva a password, but the email is not registered on the site, rest in peace analrespect | ||
| #165 - Concorde's cruising speed was exactly mach 2.02. Top speed Mach 2.07 | 04/27/2013 on Overheard conversation on a... | 0 |
| #5 - so the card doesnt have a date or a time on it? [+] (5 new replies) | 04/26/2013 on Get pulled over | +31 |
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missrainbowdash (04/26/2013) [-] I'm guessing it probably does somewhere but they are too stoopid to look for it. | ||
| #17 - I actually forgot I can make it more difficult. That would mak… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/25/2013 on skyrimming | +2 |
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| #15 - Since I got daedric armor and my daedric bow makes like 170 da… [+] (9 new replies) | 04/25/2013 on skyrimming | -3 |
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angelmatvey (04/25/2013) [-] Try legendary. Unarmed. Without being a Khajiit. Wearing light armor. #17 -
swimmingprodigy (04/25/2013) [-] I actually forgot I can make it more difficult. That would make it more fun. Thanks anon | ||
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khl (05/12/2013) [-] Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
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filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-] O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
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seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-] I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
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seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-] I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.
What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
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seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-] lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
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spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-] I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.
Roses are racist
Roses are racist
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jonolav (03/04/2012) [-] Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
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swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-] DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.
Or if you want HUD vision, it's
customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
Or if you want HUD vision, it's
customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
