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#62 - I WILL NEVER TRUST MAKEUP AGAIN Sasha Grey is th… 03/16/2013 on Porn Starlets 4 0
#47 - no it's not, it's francis after francis of assisi  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on How they do it.. -1
User avatar #90 - kadish (03/14/2013) [-]
IT'S THE FUCKING SAME IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGE -> FRANCIS OF ASSISI - FRANCISCO DE ASIS
#188 - "It's a new car" 03/14/2013 on Awesome +1
#83 - smoke a blunt, go to one of these things, feel awesome for tha… 03/13/2013 on Growing Up -1
#82 - nothing. Sperm cells can live for approximately 5 days on the … 03/12/2013 on Amazing Ecosystem 0
#30 - or you could...ya know....go inside  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on ME WANTS 0
#34 - jalthelas (03/12/2013) [-]
But it's such a beautiful day.
#50 - I agree, it really is sad how prisoners are treated better tha… 03/12/2013 on Lol +3
#127 - "It's so hard being black in 2013." … 03/11/2013 on Cheshire Cat +7
#1 - Butter Babe HAH 03/11/2013 on Call me PawPaw 0
#10 - but still only one person using both computers  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Disappointed But Not Suprised 0
User avatar #11 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
fast typing.
#15 - myactualname (03/11/2013) [-]
**myactualname rolled a random image posted in comment #473 at Magikarp Hat **
#8 - i dont think one can be both  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Disappointed But Not Suprised 0
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
two computers
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
but still only one person using both computers
User avatar #11 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
fast typing.
#15 - myactualname (03/11/2013) [-]
**myactualname rolled a random image posted in comment #473 at Magikarp Hat **
#6 - you dont know that I'm not like the guy who said "Nope, l…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Disappointed But Not Suprised +1
User avatar #7 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
You don't know that I'm both people.
User avatar #8 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
i dont think one can be both
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
two computers
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
but still only one person using both computers
User avatar #11 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
fast typing.
#15 - myactualname (03/11/2013) [-]
**myactualname rolled a random image posted in comment #473 at Magikarp Hat **
#4 - i dont get what youre trying to communicate here  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Disappointed But Not Suprised +1
User avatar #5 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
Me, you, and the two others in the content.

Also, I avoided the inb4.

inb4 "X types of people"
User avatar #6 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
you dont know that I'm not like the guy who said "Nope, looks underaged".





Or like the guy who said "Yep, looks underaged."
User avatar #7 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
You don't know that I'm both people.
User avatar #8 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
i dont think one can be both
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
two computers
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
but still only one person using both computers
User avatar #11 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
fast typing.
#15 - myactualname (03/11/2013) [-]
**myactualname rolled a random image posted in comment #473 at Magikarp Hat **
#2 - inb4 '2 types of people'  [+] (13 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Disappointed But Not Suprised +2
User avatar #13 - therealdiscord (03/11/2013) [-]
Shit.
User avatar #12 - Blarge (03/11/2013) [-]
there are 10 types of people
those who understand basic and those who don't
User avatar #19 - IAmAdamSavage (03/11/2013) [-]
...Basic?
where are you from?
Because here, and everywhere i've been, its called binary.
User avatar #3 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
There're 4 types of people...
User avatar #4 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
i dont get what youre trying to communicate here
User avatar #5 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
Me, you, and the two others in the content.

Also, I avoided the inb4.

inb4 "X types of people"
User avatar #6 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
you dont know that I'm not like the guy who said "Nope, looks underaged".





Or like the guy who said "Yep, looks underaged."
User avatar #7 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
You don't know that I'm both people.
User avatar #8 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
i dont think one can be both
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
two computers
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (03/11/2013) [-]
but still only one person using both computers
User avatar #11 - killerliquid (03/11/2013) [-]
fast typing.
#15 - myactualname (03/11/2013) [-]
**myactualname rolled a random image posted in comment #473 at Magikarp Hat **
#1 - why is it a minute long? THEYRE DOING IT WRONG 03/10/2013 on Harlem Shake-MBF 0
#39 - I've been in a /b/ thread where people were posting about deep… 03/10/2013 on /b/ Meets the CIA +1
#38 - about 95% of the internet that can't be accessed by finding a … 03/10/2013 on /b/ Meets the CIA +2
#16 - two kinds of people 03/10/2013 on (6) Facebook 0
#204 - 420 smoke weed erryday blaze it faggot 03/09/2013 on Lady Parts +4
#343 - Told status: Not Told [ ] Told [ ] Really Tol… 03/08/2013 on My little brother 0
#342 - she'll grow out of it if you smack her around a couple times 03/08/2013 on My little brother 0
#47 - You said easiest sport to die, I gave you a sport that would b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on NBA Flagrant Foul Compilation 0
User avatar #97 - KayRed (03/08/2013) [-]
Your logic is dumb, because that would be considered extreme circumstances.
#51 - N. Korean citizen (03/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, but pitchers actually hit the batters sometimes.
Nobody stands 10 feet infront of the golfer.
Your argument is fucking stupid.
#36 - nah, golf definitely is. Stand 10 feet in front of Tiger Woods…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2013 on NBA Flagrant Foul Compilation 0
User avatar #40 - notthatgreat (03/08/2013) [-]
But in golf you aren't supposed to stand in front of the guy hitting a drive. In baseball they are throwing a 95 mph fastball, sometimes higher, about 3 feet from you every time you step up to the plate.
User avatar #47 - swimmingprodigy (03/08/2013) [-]
You said easiest sport to die, I gave you a sport that would be easiest to do.

Also with your argument; in baseball the pitcher isn't supposed to hit the batter. And it is very rare that he does because they train a lot so that their aim is very good. And unless it's a curveball, the batter usually has time to avoid it.
User avatar #97 - KayRed (03/08/2013) [-]
Your logic is dumb, because that would be considered extreme circumstances.
#51 - N. Korean citizen (03/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, but pitchers actually hit the batters sometimes.
Nobody stands 10 feet infront of the golfer.
Your argument is fucking stupid.
#15 - This is what feminists actually believe 03/08/2013 on How to deal with feminists 0
#1 - troll 03/07/2013 on There's hope for us guys +5
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User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #110 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Selling your points o' good person.
User avatar #111 to #110 - swimmingprodigy (01/13/2013) [-]
you can do that?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Yep, I send a request, you do the maths and voila.
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
#103 - filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-]
O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a fuckton on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty shitty story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a fuck. Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone shit all over your pillow man.
#85 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
#84 - spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-]
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.   
   
Roses are racist
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.

Roses are racist
User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you NIGGER
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
Fucking niggers these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a nigger.
User avatar #67 - jonolav (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
User avatar #68 to #116 - swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-]
DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.

Or if you want HUD vision, it's

customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
#64 - rytul (01/08/2012) [-]
fuck yeah! Poland!

czesc z litwy!
User avatar #65 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2012) [-]
LMAO close enough, ale tu pasuje. Jeszcze 500 lat temu by to bylo to samo hehe
#66 to #114 - rytul (01/09/2012) [-]
chcialbym zeb to tak byloby teraz...
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