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#534 - It seems that moot hired a bunch of new mods who happen to be …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Olympus has Fallen +3
#536 - zielscheibe (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #539 - swimmingprodigy (09/21/2014) [-]
yup. Doesnt affect me too much because all this crap is mainly going down on /v/, /pol/, and one other board I dont remember. I only hang out on /fit/ and /o/ so the only effects of this I've experienced personally is that on /fit/ all of the threads making fun of fat people keep getting deleted
User avatar #542 - zielscheibe (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, i just saw that /pol/ and /v/ raged hard ... i do not go for 4chan that much but i was wondering what happened ... now i know
User avatar #543 - swimmingprodigy (09/21/2014) [-]
It's honestly not as big of a deal as people are making it out to be.
#235 - thank you so much for this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on FreedomJunk +1
#236 - krasnogvardiech (09/20/2014) [-]
No worries man.
#55 - Admin are you as mad as I am that the mods keep deleting FPS on /fit/?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on FreedomJunk +1
User avatar #235 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2014) [-]
thank you so much for this
#236 - krasnogvardiech (09/20/2014) [-]
No worries man.
#48 - >16 inch arms >curling 20lbs that's bitch weight… 09/19/2014 on Weird facts about the human... 0
#32 - believe it or not there is more to life than banging random sl… 09/19/2014 on The Future is Beautiful +2
#70 - 800 bucks for 0.8 grams? Coke has gotten expensive 09/18/2014 on Ass Grab Prank 0
#18 - bruh Im kidding. I'm 5'9 myself so not even that tall. … 09/18/2014 on little guy took a chance -1
#17 - you sound like my dad 09/18/2014 on little guy took a chance 0
#58 - Mirin. You've been lifting for something like a decade now, ri… 09/18/2014 on help me find socks 0
#9 - its a joke 09/18/2014 on little guy took a chance 0
#163 - which one? You mean "ayy lmao"? 09/18/2014 on God dammit, Paul 0
#39 - >US size 15 shoe tfw no bearmode bf Admin…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on help me find socks 0
User avatar #43 - admin (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - swimmingprodigy (09/18/2014) [-]
Mirin. You've been lifting for something like a decade now, right? How close would you say you are to your natty limit? What do you DL?

I remember back in February we were having a FJ party (which you should do again btw, those were fun) and it was my first day of lifting which I told you about and you singled out my comment. Since then I've been bulking and I've gained about 25lbs, most of which is solid muscle.
#3 - ******* manlets when will they learn  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on little guy took a chance -5
User avatar #15 - febreezboi (09/18/2014) [-]
5'4 master race reporting. I get to feel boobs in my face when women hug me. when women hug you they feel your saggy, sweaty mantits and your spaghetti because it's the first time you've actually hugged someone that's not your mother.
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (09/18/2014) [-]
bruh Im kidding. I'm 5'9 myself so not even that tall.

Also I have no mantits, I'm practically a skeleton at 157lbs
#29 - I love all the variations of those vids lol 09/16/2014 on John Cena Prank Call 0
#27 - yess lmao, and the sirens and the music just make it 1000x better haha  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on John Cena Prank Call 0
User avatar #28 - faimbot (09/16/2014) [-]
HITLER FUS RO DAH !!!
reminds of this, fucking cracked up when it shows outside the room.
User avatar #29 - swimmingprodigy (09/16/2014) [-]
I love all the variations of those vids lol
#22 - HOLY ******* **** the collect call p…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on John Cena Prank Call +5
User avatar #26 - faimbot (09/16/2014) [-]
My favourite part also, the fact it is just like a background recording, fucking LOL
User avatar #27 - swimmingprodigy (09/16/2014) [-]
yess lmao, and the sirens and the music just make it 1000x better haha
User avatar #28 - faimbot (09/16/2014) [-]
HITLER FUS RO DAH !!!
reminds of this, fucking cracked up when it shows outside the room.
User avatar #29 - swimmingprodigy (09/16/2014) [-]
I love all the variations of those vids lol
#20 - "There is not any chance in hell we are gonna have wrestl…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on John Cena Prank Call +29
User avatar #45 - youngneil (09/16/2014) [-]
She was pissed at her husband for spending like $100 on pay-per-view wrestling. There were a couple minutes cut out of the beginning of the video so they could just get to the call.
User avatar #22 - swimmingprodigy (09/15/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCKING SHIT the collect call part made me lose my fucking shit so bad wow hahahahaha
User avatar #26 - faimbot (09/16/2014) [-]
My favourite part also, the fact it is just like a background recording, fucking LOL
User avatar #27 - swimmingprodigy (09/16/2014) [-]
yess lmao, and the sirens and the music just make it 1000x better haha
User avatar #28 - faimbot (09/16/2014) [-]
HITLER FUS RO DAH !!!
reminds of this, fucking cracked up when it shows outside the room.
User avatar #29 - swimmingprodigy (09/16/2014) [-]
I love all the variations of those vids lol
#14 - Is that Samwell Tarly? 09/15/2014 on One tubby tubby +3
#99 - gotcha. thanks 09/15/2014 on that fucking hole man 10/10 0
#97 - timed after first contact with wall?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on that fucking hole man 10/10 0
User avatar #98 - freestyleristaken (09/15/2014) [-]
yes, slight delay.

Like pulling pin from a grenade, but then a lot shorter.
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (09/15/2014) [-]
gotcha. thanks
#93 - How does it know to explode only on the inside when it his the…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on that fucking hole man 10/10 0
User avatar #113 - WickidJuggalo (09/16/2014) [-]
Some military grade launching actually calculate the distance from the target to time it perfectly to go off a little bit after it gets to the pinpointed target like say the outside wall of a building.
User avatar #100 - meowmiks (09/15/2014) [-]
Thats the time it takes for the fuse to reach the payload
User avatar #96 - freestyleristaken (09/15/2014) [-]
timed
User avatar #97 - swimmingprodigy (09/15/2014) [-]
timed after first contact with wall?
User avatar #98 - freestyleristaken (09/15/2014) [-]
yes, slight delay.

Like pulling pin from a grenade, but then a lot shorter.
User avatar #99 - swimmingprodigy (09/15/2014) [-]
gotcha. thanks
#43 - Is it that the dude speaks his mind but then when he sees the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on /femnism 0
User avatar #45 - muthsera (09/16/2014) [-]
yes
#23 - I never understood this joke and I've seen it probably 50 time…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on /femnism -2
#30 - muthsera (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (09/15/2014) [-]
Is it that the dude speaks his mind but then when he sees the crowds negative reaction he decides to quickly blame it on his brother?
User avatar #45 - muthsera (09/16/2014) [-]
yes
#40 - That's true. Good luck in orgo. All I had to take was 2 semest… 09/15/2014 on Every class in existence 0
#15 - tfw as an engineering major I need Calc 1, 2, 3, differential …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Every class in existence +1
User avatar #39 - ScottP (09/15/2014) [-]
I, however, do have to go through a lot of chemistry which isn't exactly my strongest point
User avatar #40 - swimmingprodigy (09/15/2014) [-]
That's true. Good luck in orgo. All I had to take was 2 semester of intro level Chem.
User avatar #25 - magnuskasparov (09/15/2014) [-]
boy if you don't like math, engineering is not for you
User avatar #31 - mathmanchris (09/15/2014) [-]
Two of my friends and my gf are gonna be engineers soon, none of them enjoyed math on university level. That's what they use Matlab for in their job.
User avatar #36 - magnuskasparov (09/15/2014) [-]
what made them decide to become engineers? that's the same as becoming an english teacher even though you don't like teaching nor english, sure it can still be done, but why would someone torture themselves?
User avatar #38 - mathmanchris (09/15/2014) [-]
There's more to the profession than doing calculations all day and I guess it's that which made them want to become engineers. Maths is more like a tool for them.
Frankly I don't get it either, I as mathematician and they as soon-to-be engineers regard each other as imbeciles anyway =)
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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