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#14 - Actually, the correct answer is 3 chocolate milk. 12/26/2014 on Chocolate milk +16
#23 - do you not know the popular culture of the internet? 12/26/2014 on Who counts the money... 0
#22 - The Hitachi was originally invented as a back massager. Women … 12/26/2014 on Who counts the money... -1
#28 - "She's" a transexual. No thanks are necessa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on My Crazy Fantasy +20
#55 - anonexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
how is her physical bias related? she's still fucking hot and really fucking tall...
User avatar #56 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
I wonder if her dick is proportional to her height
User avatar #76 - monkeysniper (12/26/2014) [-]
That'd be long enough to use as a weapon...
#258 - and btw it's not "threatening with a deadly weapon",… 12/26/2014 on I hope people don't think... +1
#257 - Yes you absolutely do. Someone pulls a gun on a cop, … 12/26/2014 on I hope people don't think... +1
#47 - **swimmingprodigy used "*roll 5, 0-999999999*"** **swimming… 12/26/2014 on Winner of Steam Giveaway! 0
#207 - I see what she's saying but in some instances it's not possibl… 12/26/2014 on I hope people don't think... 0
#112 - got it. I'm just wondering who xxkosukexx is talking about whe… 12/26/2014 on Black Moms be Like 0
#109 - No one is named Antonio Brown. There's Michael Brown in Fergus…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Black Moms be Like +1
User avatar #111 - bitchitroll (12/26/2014) [-]
thats the link that turned up for me when searching antonio brown so thats the best i have
User avatar #112 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
got it. I'm just wondering who xxkosukexx is talking about when he says Antonio Brown. Probably Mike since MIke was unarmed and Antonio pointed a gun at the officer which is why he got shot
#204 - Both cops thought they were in danger so they responded accord…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on I hope people don't think... 0
#216 - anonexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
Oh bullshit fucking BULLLLSHIT

really? oh yea theres a perosn with a gun so be careful! Literally they drive Right fucking next to the kid, if that gun was real all he had to do was put some rounds in the window.

No tactic's no precaution just some fucking open door and fire.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/26/tamir-rice-video-shows-co_n_6227552.html
User avatar #205 - chokolocco (12/26/2014) [-]
alright then that's different than what I thought has happened.
but anyways, I was just trying to point out a few things that Chloe might have meant that are true to me
User avatar #207 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
I see what she's saying but in some instances it's not possible. One of the only things I see possible would be if the officers were to taze the assailants instead of shooting. Then again tazing doesn't always work si it's risky 1 way or another.

Either way I generally side with the police because of the job they have to do. Sometimes (like in the case of Antonio Martin who pointed a gun at a cop and got shot) it's not worth risking the officers life to try and 'save' the assailant because if they have the gall to shoot a police officer then they're already scum who don't deserve leniency.
#101 - who the **** is antonio brown?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Black Moms be Like +1
User avatar #109 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
No one is named Antonio Brown. There's Michael Brown in Ferguson, and Antonio Martin. I'm not sure who he's talking about
User avatar #111 - bitchitroll (12/26/2014) [-]
thats the link that turned up for me when searching antonio brown so thats the best i have
User avatar #112 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
got it. I'm just wondering who xxkosukexx is talking about when he says Antonio Brown. Probably Mike since MIke was unarmed and Antonio pointed a gun at the officer which is why he got shot
#99 - It's funny because all of these reasons still shouldn't warran… 12/26/2014 on Black Moms be Like +1
#196 - "Dude it's just a prank. Just a prank bruh, why'd you sho…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on I hope people don't think... +4
#226 - anonexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
then arrest him for causing disturbance and treating officers with a deadly weapon, you do not get to blow someone away because you feel uncomfortable!
User avatar #258 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
and btw it's not "threatening with a deadly weapon", it's attempted felony murder of a police officer
User avatar #257 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
Yes you absolutely do.

Someone pulls a gun on a cop, they're getting blown away. No doubt about it.
#195 - If someone is dumb enough to pull a gun on a cop and expect th…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on I hope people don't think... +3
User avatar #199 - chokolocco (12/26/2014) [-]
i agree with that, but he might just not be so quite retarded. The thing is the police denied any traces of will to "save" that kid, I understand and ok. But still? Polices should be tasked with higher standards because anyone with a gun could have done the same
User avatar #204 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
Both cops thought they were in danger so they responded accordingly.

Michael Brown lunged at Darren Wilson and tried to take his gun.

Tamir Rice reached for his gun which he tucked into his waistband as cops pulled up after the cops told him to get his hands up. When cops are telling you to put your hands up because they have reports of a man with a weapon, and the kid doesnt listen and instead goes for his gun, he gets shot.
#216 - anonexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
Oh bullshit fucking BULLLLSHIT

really? oh yea theres a perosn with a gun so be careful! Literally they drive Right fucking next to the kid, if that gun was real all he had to do was put some rounds in the window.

No tactic's no precaution just some fucking open door and fire.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/26/tamir-rice-video-shows-co_n_6227552.html
User avatar #205 - chokolocco (12/26/2014) [-]
alright then that's different than what I thought has happened.
but anyways, I was just trying to point out a few things that Chloe might have meant that are true to me
User avatar #207 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
I see what she's saying but in some instances it's not possible. One of the only things I see possible would be if the officers were to taze the assailants instead of shooting. Then again tazing doesn't always work si it's risky 1 way or another.

Either way I generally side with the police because of the job they have to do. Sometimes (like in the case of Antonio Martin who pointed a gun at a cop and got shot) it's not worth risking the officers life to try and 'save' the assailant because if they have the gall to shoot a police officer then they're already scum who don't deserve leniency.
#62 - The big pond is The Resevoir, I'm not sure if there are turtle… 12/26/2014 on Cool picture of central park 0
#17 - It's not the curvature of the earth. Set up 3 dominoes standin… 12/25/2014 on Cool picture of central park +5
#16 - There, I fixed it for anyone who wants it  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cool picture of central park +15
#30 - anonexplains (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - mettih (12/25/2014) [-]
I once saw a turtle in that big pond, it was awesome
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
The big pond is The Resevoir, I'm not sure if there are turtles there. However, there is a smaller pond called "Turtle Pond" which I know for a fact has turtles.

It is pretty awesome.
#14 - Am I the only one who is annoyed that the top of the picture i…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cool picture of central park +4
#16 - swimmingprodigy (12/25/2014) [-]
There, I fixed it for anyone who wants it
#30 - anonexplains (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - mettih (12/25/2014) [-]
I once saw a turtle in that big pond, it was awesome
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (12/26/2014) [-]
The big pond is The Resevoir, I'm not sure if there are turtles there. However, there is a smaller pond called "Turtle Pond" which I know for a fact has turtles.

It is pretty awesome.
#30 - "Dude it's just a prank. Just a prank bruh, why'd you sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Sad Times +8
User avatar #37 - sptnfouroneseven (12/25/2014) [-]
This. Fucking. THIS. The guy pulled a GODDAMN FIREARM on people TRAINED TO NOT TAKE CHANCES. People who put their lives on the line. One little mistake, and your dead. Or your friend's dead and you have to go to their wife, and kids and tell them "Your husband/father is dead." No, I don't fucking feel sorry for some dumb shit pulling a firearm on police and being shot, it's his own fucking fault he decided to fuck around. Learn not to be a fucking dumbshit and you won't have an issue.

God I hate this world, we need a new plague.
#113 - Seriously cant believe I got 200 thumbs up just for calling th… 12/25/2014 on Nig comp 0
#112 - u fockin wot m9? ill bash ye focken 'ead in I cum in ur mum 12/25/2014 on Nig comp 0
#105 - it wont matter because most criminals use guns. Years…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on SJW 0
#111 - sugoi (12/24/2014) [-]
You just need to get good faggot.
User avatar #107 - radtroll (12/24/2014) [-]
Not when you're good enough.
You can disarm your attacker or dare I say Dodge bullets like me
#21 - shut up nerd  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Nig comp +198
User avatar #113 - swimmingprodigy (12/25/2014) [-]
Seriously cant believe I got 200 thumbs up just for calling this dude a nerd.
#74 - anonexplains (12/25/2014) [-]
Says the first one he's gonna come to shoot up.
User avatar #112 - swimmingprodigy (12/25/2014) [-]
u fockin wot m9? ill bash ye focken 'ead in I cum in ur mum
#4 - Invading China for their oil under the pretense of spreading democracy 12/24/2014 on cryingbaldeagle.jpg 0

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#138 - anonexplains (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 01**
User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #116 to #115 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
see ya
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #106 to #105 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
siema?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
#103 - filsoc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonexplains (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
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