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#117 - AHAHAHA best one here 5 hours ago on "OH GOD WHY" MOMENTS +1
#112 - same reason Im not sharing any of my stories here 6 hours ago on "OH GOD WHY" MOMENTS +3
#109 - lol it's ok. Easy to misread that as 20,000 in pennies.  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on "OH GOD WHY" MOMENTS +1
User avatar #110 - jokeface (6 hours ago) [-]
im just glad i could delete it before getting buried in red thumbs
#106 - 20,000 pennies aint all that much  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on "OH GOD WHY" MOMENTS +1
User avatar #107 - jokeface (6 hours ago) [-]
wow. i just went full retard. im gonna delete that comment
User avatar #109 - swimmingprodigy (6 hours ago) [-]
lol it's ok. Easy to misread that as 20,000 in pennies.
User avatar #110 - jokeface (6 hours ago) [-]
im just glad i could delete it before getting buried in red thumbs
User avatar #108 - jokeface (6 hours ago) [-]
that was my "OhGodWhy" moment
#244 - she's still not THAT bad looking that you wouldnt be able to g… 8 hours ago on Truly Morbid +2
#54 - why is it that in this pic you look about 12x more attractive …  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on TiTLE +2
User avatar #56 - dinosaurloving (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah man I dont wear glasses anymore. That other pic was taking a year ago. I was also like 60 pounds heavier than to.
#51 - lol grow above 5'6'', 12 year old 8 hours ago on TiTLE -2
#232 - There's a difference between whom Id bang and whom Id have a r…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Truly Morbid +4
#243 - blandknight (8 hours ago) [-]
That's just not true though. maybe its because this picture doesn't do her justice but her proportions are not attractive.
User avatar #244 - swimmingprodigy (8 hours ago) [-]
she's still not THAT bad looking that you wouldnt be able to get it up once things started to pick up.

And after all, you could tell all your buddies you fucked Nicki Minaj
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#29 - I see. Thank you for correcting my misinformation 05/25/2012 on Truth 0
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User avatar #146 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
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User avatar #148 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
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User avatar #147 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
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User avatar #145 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you NIGGER
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User avatar #144 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO
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User avatar #142 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
Fucking niggers these days...
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User avatar #143 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
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#122 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
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#121 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger
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User avatar #120 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
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#119 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a nigger.
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#118 - marcsmanx (03/16/2012) [-]
hi There nigger nigger nigger
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User avatar #139 to #118 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
whats up with everyone calling me a nigger in the past half hour?
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User avatar #141 to #139 - marcsmanx (03/16/2012) [-]
Well, Nigger, you were bested in a game of dubs by yours truly.
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3457566/Ferrell/64#64
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User avatar #116 - jonolav (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
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User avatar #117 to #116 - swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-]
DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.

Or if you want HUD vision, it's

customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
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#113 - rytul (01/08/2012) [-]
fuck yeah! Poland!

czesc z litwy!
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User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2012) [-]
LMAO close enough, ale tu pasuje. Jeszcze 500 lat temu by to bylo to samo hehe
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#115 to #114 - rytul (01/09/2012) [-]
chcialbym zeb to tak byloby teraz...
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#101 - seniorpokeman (12/05/2011) [-]
guten tag, dich minderwertigen genetischen Abschaum
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User avatar #102 to #101 - swimmingprodigy (12/06/2011) [-]
sorry, I dont speak German. Only English and Polish
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User avatar #104 to #102 - seniorpokeman (12/06/2011) [-]
also, the fact that you didn't immediately think to put that in google translate is not helping the whole "Polish people are dumb" stereotype.
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User avatar #105 to #104 - swimmingprodigy (12/06/2011) [-]
That was actually my first thought, but I didnt feel like it. Your comment wasnt worth the effort for me.
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#106 to #105 - seniorpokeman (12/06/2011) [-]
do something stupid again, and we invade poland agin.

< nazi porn
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User avatar #107 to #106 - swimmingprodigy (12/06/2011) [-]
you and what army?
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User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (12/06/2011) [-]
right, the same one that was hung at Nuremberg... good luck with that.
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User avatar #110 to #109 - seniorpokeman (12/06/2011) [-]
we're zombies now. we would have invaded poland for brains, but i didnt want my army to starve
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User avatar #111 to #110 - swimmingprodigy (12/06/2011) [-]
haha good joke.

However the truth to that stereotype pretty much died with the end of Communism in the early 1990s. Go find another country to make fun of. The French seem to be a good target.
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#112 to #111 - seniorpokeman (12/06/2011) [-]
But Poland is SOOOO much fun to make fun of!

<pic related
you've heard of russian roulette.
this is what you use for polish roulette
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User avatar #103 to #102 - seniorpokeman (12/06/2011) [-]
google translate, schweinehund
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#92 - misterducklumps (11/15/2011) [-]
POLISH EAGLE FUCK YEAH
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User avatar #93 to #92 - swimmingprodigy (11/15/2011) [-]
fuck yea :]
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#94 to #93 - misterducklumps (11/15/2011) [-]
I assume you're polish?
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User avatar #95 to #94 - swimmingprodigy (11/15/2011) [-]
kind of/yes


First generation born in America to Polish parents who came here during the 80s
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User avatar #96 to #95 - misterducklumps (11/15/2011) [-]
Ah. My great great great whatever grandpa came here from Poland in like the 1800's.
I got roots.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - swimmingprodigy (11/15/2011) [-]
My great great grandpa came here to work in the mines of PA. He went back though.
I was born here, but my parents taught me how to speak read and write Polish, so my grammar is nearly perfect. It's not like a second lanugage to me, it's almost as equal as english
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User avatar #98 to #97 - misterducklumps (11/15/2011) [-]
Well then lol. I only know a handful on polish words such as kielbasa, poczki, dupa, dziadzia, and a shit fuck ton of polish last names, you know the ones that always end in -ski

I'm sure I didn't spell most of those words right :|
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User avatar #99 to #98 - swimmingprodigy (11/16/2011) [-]
most of em u did. Paczki is wat u were going for
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User avatar #100 to #99 - misterducklumps (11/16/2011) [-]
i was close! lol
paczki is delicious, so is kielbasa
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User avatar #86 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2011) [-]
Polak.
Very nice. Same here(:
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User avatar #87 to #86 - swimmingprodigy (11/10/2011) [-]
nice! U from New Jersey?
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User avatar #88 to #87 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2011) [-]
Yeah! You?
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User avatar #90 to #89 - thejerseyjenn (11/11/2011) [-]
hahaha wow i was wondering how you knew i was from jersey then i remembered my username xD

and NYC, hmm, a lot of polaks there or no?
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User avatar #91 to #90 - swimmingprodigy (11/11/2011) [-]
Depends where you go. There are 2 main neighborhoods with lots of us. Greenpoint in Brooklyn is the main one, i know a lot of people there. And then Maspeth, Queens which is where I live
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User avatar #85 - jayeti (10/24/2011) [-]
Miło zobaczyć Polaka na FJ. Na dodatek w ścisłej czołówce pod względem komentarzy. Pozdrawiam :).
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#82 - UnionX (10/13/2011) [-]
jestes polak super!
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User avatar #83 to #82 - swimmingprodigy (10/13/2011) [-]
Jestem, ale tylko z pochodzenia. Urodzony w Ameryce
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User avatar #84 to #83 - UnionX (10/13/2011) [-]
ja tesz pierfszy urodzony od taty strony a od mamy do drugy
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User avatar #81 - swimmingprodigy (10/04/2011) [-]
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
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User avatar #79 - lassek (09/17/2011) [-]
**lassek rolled user SuperSixONE **

you've have been murdered.
Kill cake above rolled, cupcakes you will surive.

From cake murder game :P
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User avatar #80 to #79 - swimmingprodigy (09/19/2011) [-]
what is this i dont even
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#29 - polakguitar (09/05/2011) [-]
Polska Duma!
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#77 - anonymous (07/21/2011) [-]
Polak fags lol
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