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#114297 - im having a mental crisis, once i came across a porno about ri…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114326 - swiggityswooty (01/28/2014) [-]
new question, how do i stop jerkin the gerkhin everytime im free, ive been off of school for 4 days now and ive jacked it around 15 times already, i dont even want to watch porn, my dick hurts now, and i just keep getting more and more boners, how do i stop the boners?
User avatar #114304 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
Eh, not that bad to be honest.

I've done it to weirder stuff, I guess, but that's all subjective..
User avatar #114301 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/28/2014) [-]
We all have been there before. First you are having a good time and then you look at yourself and say "If anyone found out then my life would be over." My suggestion is not to worry about it.
User avatar #114299 - rokkarokkaali (01/28/2014) [-]
4.baguette

Coming across weird porn and still jerking to it isn't that weird. Actively searching for weird porn to jerk it to is when it gets bad.
#235 - Poems called Catullus 16 if anyone's interested 01/27/2014 on The Romans 0
#233 - I actually passed that in a note to my hot 8th grade compositi… 01/27/2014 on The Romans 0
#271 - On the other hand, he doesn't exactly go ranting on websites either... 01/27/2014 on the man who arrested justin... 0
#155 - i think this was a cheap joke but hey 01/21/2014 on fuck your controller 0
#144 - I got the joke, it sucked 01/20/2014 on Didn't want to sleep anyways 0
#37 - So euphoric... so alpha. 01/15/2014 on Heavy stuff.. -1
#285 - Commenting 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +1
#111865 - And the ***** game isn't a real reason to stay 01/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#274 - when I was in summer school for math, the people around me wer… 01/12/2014 on [MURICA INTENSIFIES] 0
#182 - i can't tell if you're a troll, or actually trying to be helpf… 01/12/2014 on every fat bitch has an opinion 0
#50 - im just waiting for a nuclear war to break out, then ill … 01/12/2014 on politics +9
#47 - only if you didnt complain just as loudly that the people who … 01/12/2014 on politics 0
#45 - remember, its not about the chin on your face, its about the c… 01/12/2014 on Cartoons +29
#68 - not if i come for yours first.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Yes I can +12
#110 - scandaldog (01/09/2014) [-]
#493 - criticism? he was flat out told he was hated by everyone. and …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on oh i see now +1
User avatar #495 - Amaze (01/09/2014) [-]
While what you are saying is true, some of the things he has done can not be excused.
#468 - ok, i think i need to vent. first of all, DONT try to say &quo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on oh i see now 0
User avatar #488 - Amaze (01/09/2014) [-]
There aren't a lot of celebrities who don't take any criticism.
They just don't all decide that being a total cunt is the best way to deal with it.
#493 - swiggityswooty (01/09/2014) [-]
criticism? he was flat out told he was hated by everyone. and fair enough for the second part
User avatar #495 - Amaze (01/09/2014) [-]
While what you are saying is true, some of the things he has done can not be excused.
#261 - Dear USA, why does no one pay any attention to us …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... 0
#268 - xtremedeath (01/08/2014) [-]
Dear Chicago, go make yourself the 51st state so illinois can actually be a politically correct state

Sincerely,
Rest of Illinois
User avatar #460 - steamwhistler (01/08/2014) [-]
Dear Chicago, Illinois, and USA

Sorry.

Sincerely,
Canada
#110630 - just creep it in a little, and when you feel right, hook your … 01/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#8 - **swiggityswooty rolls 430** 01/07/2014 on Here we go again 0
#110625 - I wanna change my porn habits, recently I've been watching POV…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #110627 - makotoitou (01/07/2014) [-]
How would one stick a finger in their ass? Just shove it in or are there instructions?
#110630 - swiggityswooty (01/07/2014) [-]
just creep it in a little, and when you feel right, hook your finger, tornadogasm is the only way to describe it
User avatar #110628 - awesomerninjathing (01/07/2014) [-]
are you seriously asking this question
User avatar #110629 - makotoitou (01/07/2014) [-]
Ye
#15 - the kind of project that tests the effects of steroidal rat ur… 01/07/2014 on Watermelon +10
#38 - now im thinking about him going into shock, why u say dis? 01/07/2014 on WHY?! 0
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#358 - Picture 01/06/2014 on Cancer 0

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User avatar #4 - istartedthewar ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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