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#127 - 12 year old me had the sense to memorize the first and favorit… 10/21/2014 on Me, Myself & I 0
#81 - hurr durr politicians are stupid. they have no idea how law wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Would you vote for this? +1
#106 - Womens Study Major (10/20/2014) [-]
Except they are. I envy your innocence.
#159000 - k. 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158997 - ive already done the research, safety isnt an issue, its a str…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158999 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
#159000 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
k.
#158996 - should i use cough syrup to get high right now, im bored as …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159002 - derpyhoovezz (10/19/2014) [-]
No
#158997 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already done the research, safety isnt an issue, its a strictly moral one i suppose
#158999 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
#159000 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
k.
#158928 - i think it had something to do with edward talking to the blac…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158930 - cognosceteipsum (10/19/2014) [-]
Oooh yeah. Cool.
#158922 - i agree 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158921 - for conformity, i would either go with something about the sce…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158927 - cognosceteipsum (10/19/2014) [-]
Though I don't really understand what the rape has to do with conformity
User avatar #158926 - cognosceteipsum (10/19/2014) [-]
I must've missed (not the scene, the pissing off) that last one, how'd he piss them off?
#158928 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i think it had something to do with edward talking to the black guy and saying he wasnt that bad or something to that effect, i havent seen it in a while, the rape scene is more of a punishment for not conforming to thier ideals completely. at least thats what i remember
User avatar #158930 - cognosceteipsum (10/19/2014) [-]
Oooh yeah. Cool.
#158919 - if youre looking for a good deal, never go to gamestop, try cr… 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158917 - i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158916 - i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and hum… 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158906 - ive already accepted that im a ****** up dude, im…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158905 - not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158908 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158900 - grounded under a ******** reason because they dont get it  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158904 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe because they fucking care about you and don't want you to end up with a bunch of problems later in life?
#158906 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already accepted that im a fucked up dude, im weird, i dont understand girls, i spend my time with unconventional people, but i am completely ok with that, they just dont accept me for what i am right now.
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158903 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
and what is "it" ?
#158905 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im just looking for things to do. no one gets "it" because whenever i try to explain "it" somethings always lost in translation and i seem crazy
#158908 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158897 - smoked weed which apparently destroys your life and makes you …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158912 - makotoitou (10/19/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
#158898 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
well look where it got you now.
#158900 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
grounded under a bullshit reason because they dont get it
User avatar #158904 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe because they fucking care about you and don't want you to end up with a bunch of problems later in life?
#158906 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already accepted that im a fucked up dude, im weird, i dont understand girls, i spend my time with unconventional people, but i am completely ok with that, they just dont accept me for what i am right now.
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158903 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
and what is "it" ?
#158905 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im just looking for things to do. no one gets "it" because whenever i try to explain "it" somethings always lost in translation and i seem crazy
#158908 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158893 - what do, im bored as **** , i just watched rent, i…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158896 - jayeti (10/19/2014) [-]
read book
User avatar #158895 - megasharkman (10/19/2014) [-]
Use the internet to learn Java.
#158894 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
don't get grounded next time. this is what being grounded is meant to do to you and you brought it upon yourself. all I can say is deal with it.

what did you do that got you grounded anyway?
#158897 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
smoked weed which apparently destroys your life and makes you homeless and die
User avatar #158912 - makotoitou (10/19/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
#158898 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
well look where it got you now.
#158900 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
grounded under a bullshit reason because they dont get it
User avatar #158904 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe because they fucking care about you and don't want you to end up with a bunch of problems later in life?
#158906 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already accepted that im a fucked up dude, im weird, i dont understand girls, i spend my time with unconventional people, but i am completely ok with that, they just dont accept me for what i am right now.
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158903 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
and what is "it" ?
#158905 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im just looking for things to do. no one gets "it" because whenever i try to explain "it" somethings always lost in translation and i seem crazy
#158908 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158892 - gud 4 u 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158891 - without hesitation please your dick for yourself 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#24 - make sure that its acid and not a research chemical, acid will… 10/19/2014 on nostalgia 0
#33 - last time i was on 25i i was running around in the woods for a… 10/19/2014 on Drop the acid +2
#36 - tip toeing in my jordans 10/19/2014 on Norstorm 0
#158696 - thats right youre just a fag  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158707 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
The fuck is wrong with you making your mother cry. You should be ashamed man.
User avatar #158706 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
Better than a stoner fag at least.
#158694 - so you dont have to do it  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158695 - makotoitou (10/18/2014) [-]
damn right i'm not a stoner fag
#158696 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
thats right youre just a fag
User avatar #158707 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
The fuck is wrong with you making your mother cry. You should be ashamed man.
User avatar #158706 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
Better than a stoner fag at least.
#158689 - whatever, i guess i could work with this, thank you for helping me out 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#158687 - thing is... ive already told her i was gonna try to quit, then…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158688 - Womens Study Major (10/18/2014) [-]
Well perhaps you could ask her in written format what is wrong with smoking. Tell her you want to write about it because you don't want yell at each other. if that doesn't work show through positive actions that being a stoner doesn't really affect your life. Be productive, join a club, get a job(if you don't have one), try to get better grades if you can. I sorry but I'm not really sure what else to say...
#158689 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
whatever, i guess i could work with this, thank you for helping me out

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say what you want but im coming for that booty
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