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swiggityswooty

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#156 - lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, ap…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#138 - unless thats the point  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#137 - i gotta go, all i gotta say is happy tripping, and dont get to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
#138 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
unless thats the point
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#135 - oh you got no idea, i got body orgasms from this chem dawg …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #140 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
That shit sounds like this medical, my buddy in cali sent me... I sold about 3 grams of that shit for $95, and they offered that and said is that too little? I was like nah it's good. I miss that shit.

and I feel you, me and some buds been talking about it, 1 of them have a addictive personality and I'm just like duuuude
#156 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, apparently there was a whole week i missed because of bars
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#133 - bro, im on from unknown dank that you can only get in the …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #134 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Ehh I havent played with coke yet, I'm just... ehhh Interested but paranoid bout that.

Is the chicago dank good my man?
#137 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
i gotta go, all i gotta say is happy tripping, and dont get too high bro
#138 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
unless thats the point
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#135 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
oh you got no idea, i got body orgasms from this chem dawg shit, and i havent either, but birthday so i gotta do it up somehow
User avatar #140 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
That shit sounds like this medical, my buddy in cali sent me... I sold about 3 grams of that shit for $95, and they offered that and said is that too little? I was like nah it's good. I miss that shit.

and I feel you, me and some buds been talking about it, 1 of them have a addictive personality and I'm just like duuuude
#156 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, apparently there was a whole week i missed because of bars
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#131 - thanks fam, look up glass breaker by crystal method, it had me…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #132 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
I got this 3D surround sound thing, and this song is intense, you ever hear of shatter/dab, It's pretty good... better than this east coast loud
#133 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
bro, im on from unknown dank that you can only get in the shitty suburbs of chicago. godbless. im gonna get some dabs and i think coke soon though
User avatar #134 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Ehh I havent played with coke yet, I'm just... ehhh Interested but paranoid bout that.

Is the chicago dank good my man?
#137 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
i gotta go, all i gotta say is happy tripping, and dont get too high bro
#138 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
unless thats the point
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#135 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
oh you got no idea, i got body orgasms from this chem dawg shit, and i havent either, but birthday so i gotta do it up somehow
User avatar #140 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
That shit sounds like this medical, my buddy in cali sent me... I sold about 3 grams of that shit for $95, and they offered that and said is that too little? I was like nah it's good. I miss that shit.

and I feel you, me and some buds been talking about it, 1 of them have a addictive personality and I'm just like duuuude
#156 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, apparently there was a whole week i missed because of bars
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#129 - lol good luck finding internet in mexico though, its as if ami…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #130 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Well look for the @ building... or shack.

I'm going to be honest with you, I'm high as hell and would like to be friends, you're an alright fellow
#131 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
thanks fam, look up glass breaker by crystal method, it had me rethinking my life last time i was toasty, which was this morning. lets be bros
User avatar #132 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
I got this 3D surround sound thing, and this song is intense, you ever hear of shatter/dab, It's pretty good... better than this east coast loud
#133 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
bro, im on from unknown dank that you can only get in the shitty suburbs of chicago. godbless. im gonna get some dabs and i think coke soon though
User avatar #134 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Ehh I havent played with coke yet, I'm just... ehhh Interested but paranoid bout that.

Is the chicago dank good my man?
#137 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
i gotta go, all i gotta say is happy tripping, and dont get too high bro
#138 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
unless thats the point
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#135 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
oh you got no idea, i got body orgasms from this chem dawg shit, and i havent either, but birthday so i gotta do it up somehow
User avatar #140 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
That shit sounds like this medical, my buddy in cali sent me... I sold about 3 grams of that shit for $95, and they offered that and said is that too little? I was like nah it's good. I miss that shit.

and I feel you, me and some buds been talking about it, 1 of them have a addictive personality and I'm just like duuuude
#156 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, apparently there was a whole week i missed because of bars
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#127 - word  [+] (15 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #128 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Heh, the internet is full of them
#129 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol good luck finding internet in mexico though, its as if amish people stopped worshipping god or whatever and started drinking cerveza instead of water
User avatar #130 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Well look for the @ building... or shack.

I'm going to be honest with you, I'm high as hell and would like to be friends, you're an alright fellow
#131 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
thanks fam, look up glass breaker by crystal method, it had me rethinking my life last time i was toasty, which was this morning. lets be bros
User avatar #132 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
I got this 3D surround sound thing, and this song is intense, you ever hear of shatter/dab, It's pretty good... better than this east coast loud
#133 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
bro, im on from unknown dank that you can only get in the shitty suburbs of chicago. godbless. im gonna get some dabs and i think coke soon though
User avatar #134 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Ehh I havent played with coke yet, I'm just... ehhh Interested but paranoid bout that.

Is the chicago dank good my man?
#137 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
i gotta go, all i gotta say is happy tripping, and dont get too high bro
#138 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
unless thats the point
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#135 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
oh you got no idea, i got body orgasms from this chem dawg shit, and i havent either, but birthday so i gotta do it up somehow
User avatar #140 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
That shit sounds like this medical, my buddy in cali sent me... I sold about 3 grams of that shit for $95, and they offered that and said is that too little? I was like nah it's good. I miss that shit.

and I feel you, me and some buds been talking about it, 1 of them have a addictive personality and I'm just like duuuude
#156 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, apparently there was a whole week i missed because of bars
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#123 - my cousin got alittle too friendly last i was in mexico  [+] (17 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Family stats +1
User avatar #126 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Yea, mexicans multiply
#127 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
word
User avatar #128 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Heh, the internet is full of them
#129 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol good luck finding internet in mexico though, its as if amish people stopped worshipping god or whatever and started drinking cerveza instead of water
User avatar #130 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Well look for the @ building... or shack.

I'm going to be honest with you, I'm high as hell and would like to be friends, you're an alright fellow
#131 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
thanks fam, look up glass breaker by crystal method, it had me rethinking my life last time i was toasty, which was this morning. lets be bros
User avatar #132 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
I got this 3D surround sound thing, and this song is intense, you ever hear of shatter/dab, It's pretty good... better than this east coast loud
#133 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
bro, im on from unknown dank that you can only get in the shitty suburbs of chicago. godbless. im gonna get some dabs and i think coke soon though
User avatar #134 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Ehh I havent played with coke yet, I'm just... ehhh Interested but paranoid bout that.

Is the chicago dank good my man?
#137 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
i gotta go, all i gotta say is happy tripping, and dont get too high bro
#138 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
unless thats the point
User avatar #141 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Not tonight lol, talk to you later
#135 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
oh you got no idea, i got body orgasms from this chem dawg shit, and i havent either, but birthday so i gotta do it up somehow
User avatar #140 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
That shit sounds like this medical, my buddy in cali sent me... I sold about 3 grams of that shit for $95, and they offered that and said is that too little? I was like nah it's good. I miss that shit.

and I feel you, me and some buds been talking about it, 1 of them have a addictive personality and I'm just like duuuude
#156 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
lol thats not healthy, but im not in any position to judge, apparently there was a whole week i missed because of bars
User avatar #157 - deafmagnets (01/14/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy losing time with acid. Me and the mentioned buddies tripped on acid and were just knocking dust on some weed... When we all came down, about 2 days had gone by, and fuck man, that's intense
#162 - swiggityswooty (01/16/2015) [-]
damn, you remind me about a guy i know in real life, he tripped on acid for three days straight with about 3 redoses. some other friends told me i had to fuck his sister or theyd kill him though, and that was the last i hung out with him. i wonder how he is now though
#196 - i should not have drank as much as i did last night. its true,… 01/14/2015 on She asks the real questions 0
#170651 - tried that, nearly got locked up last time i went on an acid bender 01/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#73 - sometimes when i got a boner, i hug girls to see if they shy a…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on She asks the real questions +9
#196 - swiggityswooty (01/14/2015) [-]
i should not have drank as much as i did last night. its true, but, damn. still fuck megan tho
#158 - tarabostes (01/13/2015) [-]
Shoving your dick into people, wow, so awesome....
#124 - coolcalx (01/13/2015) [-]
#86 - anonexplains (01/13/2015) [-]
#13 - kinda sounds like youre braggin bro, but hey, books man 01/12/2015 on Asked calmly... 0
#25 - that comforts me, it lets me know that even if, by some ungodl… 01/12/2015 on Feels +1
#170562 - im a little contact drunk rn 01/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#170561 - first is making out, second is a blowjob, third is anal, and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#170562 - swiggityswooty (01/12/2015) [-]
im a little contact drunk rn
#170559 - oh, well, **** , first base is like making out rig…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #170560 - tikitaco (01/12/2015) [-]
You'd be right.
#170561 - swiggityswooty (01/12/2015) [-]
first is making out, second is a blowjob, third is anal, and then actual sex is home right?
#170562 - swiggityswooty (01/12/2015) [-]
im a little contact drunk rn
#183 - you would be surprised, 15 turning 16, kids are into some … 01/12/2015 on worth it 0
#170555 - hard to do when im this drunk, and besides, theres no living i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #170556 - Karibookiller (01/12/2015) [-]
Good enough. Send me a PM if you're ever feeling suicidal again. We'll talk.
#170553 - its ok, i found cheap liquor, ill bes good gf-rs a while  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #170554 - Karibookiller (01/12/2015) [-]
Well, just please don't kill yourself.
#170555 - swiggityswooty (01/12/2015) [-]
hard to do when im this drunk, and besides, theres no living it down if i fail
User avatar #170556 - Karibookiller (01/12/2015) [-]
Good enough. Send me a PM if you're ever feeling suicidal again. We'll talk.
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#96 - my guess was the pin joint, all cough syrup does is put me in … 01/12/2015 on Anon is on salvia +2
#12 - too much mayonaise 01/12/2015 on Whose Line is it Anyway? +1
#88 - i had a worse trip with some acid and coughsyrup. the grou…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Anon is on salvia +3
#92 - joshlolsgapedass (01/12/2015) [-]
Fuck cough syrup I drank some after smoking a VERY questionable pin joint and it took me 10 minutes to climb down some stairs because I thought they were shifty looking and not to be trusted. Apparently I was swearing at them and going down on hands and knees and didn't stand up until I was outside in the middle of the street shirtless and sweating like a motherfucker. To this day I have no idea what that pin joint was and never have abused cough syrup just in case...
#96 - swiggityswooty (01/12/2015) [-]
my guess was the pin joint, all cough syrup does is put me in touch with satan when i need guidance man. and cause slight slizzyness in my vision, i dont know how to describe it
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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