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#157906 - get a change of pace, go do something crazy that you wanna do,… 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#157905 - im not saying the meaning of life is to be a sad ******…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157907 - tsoper (10/12/2014) [-]
Praise anarchy.

Its not whose going to allow me, its whose going to stop me? Im sure you are free to do whatever you want, but because there are stronger people in power, restrictions will always exist until you fight back. We are always in a state of anarchy, but you are too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

How bad do you want it?
Go and blow shit up and live a little. But im comfortable living in my cozy home not giving a shit.
#157909 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
your last sentence is what im trying to get across, why do i have to go through shit to get things i dont want/need. you get it completely. a little misguided with the anarchy thing but you get ''it''
#157904 - go out in public, go to the mall, its hard as **** … 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157902 - this is what im saying, im not saying not believing in somethi…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157918 - oborawatabinost (10/12/2014) [-]
And if there are no answers, then why bother yourself with it?
#157926 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
thats exactly what im asking.
User avatar #157935 - oborawatabinost (10/12/2014) [-]
I meant why bother yourself with these existential questions, when you can't get anywhere with them.

It's like Rene Descartes (if you know who that is). He was a philosopher, who concluded that the senses (sight, sound, etc.) are fallible, and that you can't know anything for sure because of them. But, as humans senses are all we have to perceive the world, so there's no point in rejecting them.

My point is that whether one thinks that life has meaning or not, it's all we have, so it does have meaning. So live your life, however you see fit.
#157938 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
thats the conclusion i accept and come to. i love you brah
#157986 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
Hope I was able to put your mind at rest. I get it, though. Everyone else is giving you shit, but I get it. I have a hard time just occupying myself with the simple things, too. But sometimes, the simple things can be pretty damn great.

Have a funny doggy
#157901 - this is all i wanna do, i just wanna enjoy **** w… 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157900 - **** you buddy 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157841 - probably, but im still sufficiently weirded out and pissed off  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157843 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
You'll figure it out in time
#157839 - because im pissed off for no reason. but im glad that you get … 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157837 - im not enlightened at all, im not anything, neither are you, n…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157838 - sugoi (10/12/2014) [-]
I am who I am.
I don't care about any of this existential crises stuff. I have stuff I want to do and needs that have to fulfilled. As long as I can do these things I am content.

If nothing matters why do you care so much?
#157839 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
because im pissed off for no reason. but im glad that you get it. third and fourth sentence is what im trying to get across but i cant explain it well enough for anyone else to understand what im saying. its like im a monkey talking to a bunch of pigeons
#157833 - why does no one ******* get it, how ridiculous th…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157894 - tsoper (10/12/2014) [-]
the meaning is to get by life and laugh along the way, on places like funnyjunk.

stop being a sad cunt and go lift.
#157905 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
im not saying the meaning of life is to be a sad motherfucker and cut yourself all day because existence is pointless, im saying the restrictions are pointless, legal, illegal, taboo, frowned upon. why are things right and wrong if nothing else is for certain. im saying that living each day the way you want it is how its supposed to be done and that whenever i try to get this across to anyone im either crazy or stupid. for example every other comment on this thread.
User avatar #157907 - tsoper (10/12/2014) [-]
Praise anarchy.

Its not whose going to allow me, its whose going to stop me? Im sure you are free to do whatever you want, but because there are stronger people in power, restrictions will always exist until you fight back. We are always in a state of anarchy, but you are too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

How bad do you want it?
Go and blow shit up and live a little. But im comfortable living in my cozy home not giving a shit.
#157909 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
your last sentence is what im trying to get across, why do i have to go through shit to get things i dont want/need. you get it completely. a little misguided with the anarchy thing but you get ''it''
#157901 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
this is all i wanna do, i just wanna enjoy shit while im here and no one seems to wanna let me do that
User avatar #157869 - makotoitou (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#157900 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
fuck you buddy
User avatar #157846 - oborawatabinost (10/12/2014) [-]
Perhaps you're right, I haven't given it much thought.

But if you operate under the assumption that life is pointless and words are meaningless, then there's not really much for you to do. Really, all you can do is just sit there if you whole-heartedly accept those as fact.

Also, whether our existence is meaningless or not, it's all we have. Therefore, it is not meaningless.
#157902 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
this is what im saying, im not saying not believing in something is pointless, and im not saying i have the answers, im saying that no one does because im saying there is no answers. theres probably a point to all of this, might not be, we'll never figure it out in time, so why do we stress that
User avatar #157918 - oborawatabinost (10/12/2014) [-]
And if there are no answers, then why bother yourself with it?
#157926 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
thats exactly what im asking.
User avatar #157935 - oborawatabinost (10/12/2014) [-]
I meant why bother yourself with these existential questions, when you can't get anywhere with them.

It's like Rene Descartes (if you know who that is). He was a philosopher, who concluded that the senses (sight, sound, etc.) are fallible, and that you can't know anything for sure because of them. But, as humans senses are all we have to perceive the world, so there's no point in rejecting them.

My point is that whether one thinks that life has meaning or not, it's all we have, so it does have meaning. So live your life, however you see fit.
#157938 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
thats the conclusion i accept and come to. i love you brah
#157986 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
Hope I was able to put your mind at rest. I get it, though. Everyone else is giving you shit, but I get it. I have a hard time just occupying myself with the simple things, too. But sometimes, the simple things can be pretty damn great.

Have a funny doggy
User avatar #157840 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
To be honest that sounds like something a teen would say

Also there's meaning I'm everything
#157841 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
probably, but im still sufficiently weirded out and pissed off
User avatar #157843 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
You'll figure it out in time
User avatar #157834 - sugoi (10/12/2014) [-]
Because it's stupid.
You are trying to act all enlightened and shit but really it doesn't matter at all.

Words are in truth meaningless? Are you trying to say that words hold no value? their value is based on what you think they're valued, if you believe they are meaningless then they are meaningless, if you find them life changing then they are life changing.

Anything except for things immediately there doesn't exist? What does this even mean? Things that exist exist while things that don't don't exist?

They think you're stupid or crazy (maybe both) because they don't understand what the hell you're saying and why they should care.
#157837 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
im not enlightened at all, im not anything, neither are you, neither is anything else, why do we try to make things matter. dont you get it?
User avatar #157838 - sugoi (10/12/2014) [-]
I am who I am.
I don't care about any of this existential crises stuff. I have stuff I want to do and needs that have to fulfilled. As long as I can do these things I am content.

If nothing matters why do you care so much?
#157839 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
because im pissed off for no reason. but im glad that you get it. third and fourth sentence is what im trying to get across but i cant explain it well enough for anyone else to understand what im saying. its like im a monkey talking to a bunch of pigeons
#216 - i guess im a main character now 10/12/2014 on Didn't Expect That +5
#214 - **swiggityswooty rolls 387**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Didn't Expect That 0
#216 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
i guess im a main character now
#157696 - i agree with what youre saying, except for the drug thing. 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157686 - this is completely a dick move, but if it comes to worst, i su…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157687 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
She is essentially blackmailing you so I'd agree fair is fair.
#157684 - i did the same, oct 14 2013 arrested for b&e got off with …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157685 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
"I got the weed cause my mom treats me so badly, officer. It's the only time I feel good about myself. She yells at me so much I almost think she will hit me"

If you get scared just go along the victim route. Although mind you it's incredibly evil and malicious.
#157686 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
this is completely a dick move, but if it comes to worst, i suppose all is fair. i really dont want this to destroy our relationship, but i dont think living like this is right either
User avatar #157687 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
She is essentially blackmailing you so I'd agree fair is fair.
#157681 - like .7, only a misdemeaner punishible by thirty days in jail,…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157683 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
You won't get jail lol. You won't get juvy either. I did a break and enter when I was 14 and didn't get anything but a slap on the wrist. Wouldn't worry about it.
#157684 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
i did the same, oct 14 2013 arrested for b&e got off with community service and a letter saying theyll consider this in the future, youre absolutely sure i have nothing to worry about?
User avatar #157685 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
"I got the weed cause my mom treats me so badly, officer. It's the only time I feel good about myself. She yells at me so much I almost think she will hit me"

If you get scared just go along the victim route. Although mind you it's incredibly evil and malicious.
#157686 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
this is completely a dick move, but if it comes to worst, i suppose all is fair. i really dont want this to destroy our relationship, but i dont think living like this is right either
User avatar #157687 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
She is essentially blackmailing you so I'd agree fair is fair.
#157678 - she still has my weed, its about a g, but i have a previous o…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157682 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh durr.

Honestly the police more than likely wouldn't charge you for having that little. That being said your mother is blackmailing you which is illegal. She is also the one holding the drugs. If you really wanted to you could turn it around and tell her that what she is doing is illegal.

But like I said the cops probably won't charge you for that little.
User avatar #157679 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
How much weed is it? Like less than a gram?
#157681 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
like .7, only a misdemeaner punishible by thirty days in jail, but that would ruin my opportunities for college and sports, which she believes will be justified to "teach me a lesson"
User avatar #157683 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
You won't get jail lol. You won't get juvy either. I did a break and enter when I was 14 and didn't get anything but a slap on the wrist. Wouldn't worry about it.
#157684 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
i did the same, oct 14 2013 arrested for b&e got off with community service and a letter saying theyll consider this in the future, youre absolutely sure i have nothing to worry about?
User avatar #157685 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
"I got the weed cause my mom treats me so badly, officer. It's the only time I feel good about myself. She yells at me so much I almost think she will hit me"

If you get scared just go along the victim route. Although mind you it's incredibly evil and malicious.
#157686 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
this is completely a dick move, but if it comes to worst, i suppose all is fair. i really dont want this to destroy our relationship, but i dont think living like this is right either
User avatar #157687 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
She is essentially blackmailing you so I'd agree fair is fair.
#157669 - it makes everything clear, but it redefines reality for you, e… 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157668 - i tried that, she caught me, threatened to call police on me, …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157677 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
What are the police going to do? Charge you for passing a drug test?
#157678 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
she still has my weed, its about a g, but i have a previous offense so itd fuck me over
User avatar #157682 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh durr.

Honestly the police more than likely wouldn't charge you for having that little. That being said your mother is blackmailing you which is illegal. She is also the one holding the drugs. If you really wanted to you could turn it around and tell her that what she is doing is illegal.

But like I said the cops probably won't charge you for that little.
User avatar #157679 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
How much weed is it? Like less than a gram?
#157681 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
like .7, only a misdemeaner punishible by thirty days in jail, but that would ruin my opportunities for college and sports, which she believes will be justified to "teach me a lesson"
User avatar #157683 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
You won't get jail lol. You won't get juvy either. I did a break and enter when I was 14 and didn't get anything but a slap on the wrist. Wouldn't worry about it.
#157684 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
i did the same, oct 14 2013 arrested for b&e got off with community service and a letter saying theyll consider this in the future, youre absolutely sure i have nothing to worry about?
User avatar #157685 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
"I got the weed cause my mom treats me so badly, officer. It's the only time I feel good about myself. She yells at me so much I almost think she will hit me"

If you get scared just go along the victim route. Although mind you it's incredibly evil and malicious.
#157686 - swiggityswooty (10/11/2014) [-]
this is completely a dick move, but if it comes to worst, i suppose all is fair. i really dont want this to destroy our relationship, but i dont think living like this is right either
User avatar #157687 - ipostcp (10/11/2014) [-]
She is essentially blackmailing you so I'd agree fair is fair.
#157647 - im a highschool student whos just started thinking about colle…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157697 - saltybanana (10/11/2014) [-]
TL; DR

go to community college to finish lower requirements, while there ask counselors there to help you guide you thru the schools you can transfer. thats what i did, and im transferiing to D.C soon
User avatar #157661 - imnotkickthecat (10/11/2014) [-]
Just go to the college with the lowest STD rate, m8.
User avatar #157656 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Well first things first: going out of state for college pretty much triples your tuition fee so there's money to consider.

There are a lot of uses for chemistry: Chemical engineers, geneticists, pharmacists, etc.
I don't know too much about criminal justice or politics, but I do know that having just a psych degree doesn't have a good job outlook. A few of my relatives have degrees in psychology, and they've said that most employers also look for degrees in business or tech to go along with it for the most part.
#111 - is it really that crazy to think that something like that coul… 09/30/2014 on I'm the ghost of Halloweenie 0
#157037 - "cant use money" 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157017 - happy meals, ok thats one source, but i need alot more, like a… 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157015 - ok, long story short, i have to come up with a lot of toys in …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157028 - dehumanizer (09/28/2014) [-]
toy stores
#157038 - dehumanizer (09/28/2014) [-]
who said you wre gonna buy?
#157037 - swiggityswooty (09/28/2014) [-]
"cant use money"
#157018 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
Dollar stores
User avatar #157016 - nigalthornberry (09/28/2014) [-]
Mcdonalds
#157017 - swiggityswooty (09/28/2014) [-]
happy meals, ok thats one source, but i need alot more, like at least 25-30
#157013 - damn 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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