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swiggityswooty

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:3/30/2015
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#84 - not enough running water. jk thats an asshole thing to say  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Equality +13
User avatar #110 - pillowmeister (02/09/2015) [-]
isn't most of the things we daily say here asshole things, just to get thumbs?

if it makes you feel better, i'm in argentina, so i'd be kind of the drainage
#154 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
well yeah, but i think its kinda being bogus to the thousands of people who want to have pride in where they grew up
#174030 - i took my girl to the movies for a first date, it wasnt that b… 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#174028 - im in the same spot, dude, just bang and ditch, it sounds like… 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#174027 - catch a flick, go to the mall, smoke dank(if shes cool with th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #174029 - kothaex (02/07/2015) [-]
idk sounds like the kind of things a nerd would do
#174030 - swiggityswooty (02/07/2015) [-]
i took my girl to the movies for a first date, it wasnt that bad, then after you can go walk around and do shit in town, just have fun walking around fucking up the town. keep it simple is my advice
#48 - as unpopular as it is, it does seem somewhat tasteless. this i… 02/07/2015 on ISIS behind the scenes 0
#15 - because were finally willing to hear the truth  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Oh, Bother.. +1
User avatar #31 - trollmobile (02/07/2015) [-]
steel doesn't need to melt.
heat weakens metal
"strike while the iron is hot"?
it's not liquid, it's just soft.
#51 - my friend said it felt like pussy although personally, it…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2015 on comp of hnnngg +2
User avatar #53 - lordmandy (02/07/2015) [-]
ohhh it's for masturbating I thought it replaced a condom


Now that I think about it, it'd be awkward to shove a sock down a vagina.
User avatar #56 - ohhh (02/07/2015) [-]
I prefer the cup and sponge technique.
#57 - lordmandy (02/07/2015) [-]
I was not expecting that
#52 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/07/2015) [-]
"My friend".

Mhm
#86 - missing john cena 02/07/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #25 +2
#15 - no sexy neckbeard once you hit puberty and your sexy beard… 02/06/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +5
#7 - tfw no pic 02/06/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 0
#173799 - im going for the third one now bro thanks 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173784 - lol i just now get your theme name, bravo *****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173786 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
no listen you faggot here are the reasons you must kill yourself

>thinking im a theme account
>having girls ask you out
>agreeing to said date because you were beeing recorded, so fuckign what give her a hook in the nose
>not beeing a kissless virgin
>having dated
>acknowledgin the existance of valentines day
>dating race traitors instead of killing them on site
>posting on my broad
#173782 - but i want neither of them  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #173785 - hirollin (02/05/2015) [-]
you said you liked one. make up your mind.
#173799 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
im going for the third one now bro thanks
#173777 - 3pussie5that  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173781 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
I dont give a shit you have prooved you dont deservet to live.And there is no such thing as resistance to drugs.
#173784 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
lol i just now get your theme name, bravo nigga
#173786 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
no listen you faggot here are the reasons you must kill yourself

>thinking im a theme account
>having girls ask you out
>agreeing to said date because you were beeing recorded, so fuckign what give her a hook in the nose
>not beeing a kissless virgin
>having dated
>acknowledgin the existance of valentines day
>dating race traitors instead of killing them on site
>posting on my broad
#173775 - i tried, built up too much of a tolerance to drugs  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173776 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
not with drugs you idiot, tie a knot to your neck
#173777 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
3pussie5that
#173781 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
I dont give a shit you have prooved you dont deservet to live.And there is no such thing as resistance to drugs.
#173784 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
lol i just now get your theme name, bravo nigga
#173786 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
no listen you faggot here are the reasons you must kill yourself

>thinking im a theme account
>having girls ask you out
>agreeing to said date because you were beeing recorded, so fuckign what give her a hook in the nose
>not beeing a kissless virgin
>having dated
>acknowledgin the existance of valentines day
>dating race traitors instead of killing them on site
>posting on my broad
#173770 - lol pretty sure both are virgins, at least their pussies, the …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #173779 - hirollin (02/05/2015) [-]
Go for the one that didn't suck dick then.
This is an easy choice my friend.
#173782 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
but i want neither of them
User avatar #173785 - hirollin (02/05/2015) [-]
you said you liked one. make up your mind.
#173799 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
im going for the third one now bro thanks
#173769 - girl i thought i was in love with, its been a few months now, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #173772 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
you gotta drop her a full 5 days before valentine's day, any closer and it's just HORRIBLE taste and will ruin the holiday for her forever. also just total ignore the second chick while pursuing others, don't give second chick an opening to fuck up your chances
#173765 - i would also like advice on how to break up easily  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #173768 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
your situation is likely different from this one, please elaborate
#173769 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
girl i thought i was in love with, its been a few months now, valentines day rolling around, dont have the heart to tell her i dont feel the spark anymore, met her parents already, have been trying to ignore her so she gets bored of me, on top of an ex girlfriend who just doesnt seem to stop trying to use me as a back up, while im trying to pursue this other girl/girls, which i cant do if they think im cheating.
User avatar #173772 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
you gotta drop her a full 5 days before valentine's day, any closer and it's just HORRIBLE taste and will ruin the holiday for her forever. also just total ignore the second chick while pursuing others, don't give second chick an opening to fuck up your chances
#173764 - preach 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173762 - lonelyness may feel like hell, but believe me, bad relationshi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173783 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
>this is litteraly how normies belive the world runs
User avatar #173763 - lostminder (02/05/2015) [-]
the greeks were right all along XD
#173764 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
preach
#173761 - this me  [+] (13 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173774 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
commit suicide
#173775 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
i tried, built up too much of a tolerance to drugs
#173776 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
not with drugs you idiot, tie a knot to your neck
#173777 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
3pussie5that
#173781 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
I dont give a shit you have prooved you dont deservet to live.And there is no such thing as resistance to drugs.
#173784 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
lol i just now get your theme name, bravo nigga
#173786 - dehumanizer (02/05/2015) [-]
no listen you faggot here are the reasons you must kill yourself

>thinking im a theme account
>having girls ask you out
>agreeing to said date because you were beeing recorded, so fuckign what give her a hook in the nose
>not beeing a kissless virgin
>having dated
>acknowledgin the existance of valentines day
>dating race traitors instead of killing them on site
>posting on my broad
#173766 - hirollin (02/05/2015) [-]
ok ok ok

This is what you do. You invite both of the girls to the dance without them knowing. Meanwhile you try to convince them that you are both on the date and dance with them, get them punch, talk about feelings and stuff, and then take them both to bang town.

Trust me, this will work perfectly.
#173770 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
lol pretty sure both are virgins, at least their pussies, the ex sucked a niggas dick lol.
User avatar #173779 - hirollin (02/05/2015) [-]
Go for the one that didn't suck dick then.
This is an easy choice my friend.
#173782 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
but i want neither of them
User avatar #173785 - hirollin (02/05/2015) [-]
you said you liked one. make up your mind.
#173799 - swiggityswooty (02/05/2015) [-]
im going for the third one now bro thanks
#173680 - blow him, hell feel obligated to do something in return 02/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173679 - ask anyone if they are willing to adopt, with you guys in the … 02/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#173678 - i cant seem to be doing the right thing no matter what i try to do  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #173690 - TodayIAmMe (02/04/2015) [-]
consider what you do right then.
#36 - i ***** up 02/04/2015 on Interested or friend zone... +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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