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swiggityswooty

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
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#4 - pusi 05/28/2015 on EXCUSE ME. Your balls are... 0
#602 - i have a boner 05/28/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... 0
#15 - k 05/28/2015 on Lets get to know each other 0
#13 - you seem upset about something. you continue to attack me even…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Lets get to know each other 0
User avatar #14 - arcadearcanum (05/28/2015) [-]
Sorry mate, shouldnt be so pissed, i'm just in a bad mood, just sacrificed one of my parents to save the other.
#15 - swiggityswooty (05/28/2015) [-]
k
#10 - who says im fantasizing anything? I dont hate my parents. This…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Lets get to know each other 0
User avatar #11 - arcadearcanum (05/28/2015) [-]
Argumentation about the hypothetical is retarded i suggest you try this question on the autism board.
#13 - swiggityswooty (05/28/2015) [-]
you seem upset about something. you continue to attack me even though i did nothing to get in your line of fire. i suggest meditation.
User avatar #14 - arcadearcanum (05/28/2015) [-]
Sorry mate, shouldnt be so pissed, i'm just in a bad mood, just sacrificed one of my parents to save the other.
#15 - swiggityswooty (05/28/2015) [-]
k
#6 - also, if you feel like sharing, say why 05/28/2015 on Lets get to know each other 0
#4 - you have to, for the sake of hypothetical arguement.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Lets get to know each other 0
User avatar #7 - sickmyduckk (05/28/2015) [-]
I wouldnt sacrifice any of them. If one of them is unavoidably going to die then i would let nature follow its course. Cant make preferences when you love both of them
#150833 - lifting music im thinking stuff like traphouse 3 gucci man…  [+] (51 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #150850 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
>>#150845,
Also The Chemical Brothers, The Quemist and The Prodigy. These four are just great.
Some good rock choice are Royal Blood, Billy Talent and RATM. Mudvayne and Disturbed for metal choices.
User avatar #150851 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Mudvayne and disturbed for metal choices?
Man, mastodon and pantera for lifting music. Both of those bands make me want to cut 50 trees down for no reason everytime I hear them.
Especially mastodon, pulling that true Nordic blood outta me.
User avatar #150853 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
I could never get heavy into Mastodon but shit Pantera is indeed fucking great for lift shits and pull em out.
Oh and Down too.
User avatar #150856 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
Listen to this song and tell me you don't just feel all the testosterone oozing into your bloodstream.

This shit makes me feel like a werewolf mid transformation. Mastodon is my auditory PCP.
Only time I actually did exercise for a while was listening to mastodon, especially blood mountain.
But yea, give that song a full listen.
#150868 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
That's a cheezy solo but eh, not really into it. Leviathan is good tho but that'd be.
#150869 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
It's definitely not the best solo. But fair enough, I can agree that leviathan was badass.

Personal favorite is crack the skye, that album is fantastic. If you've never heard it fully through, give it a listen sometime, you might change your mind.
Or if you don't want to hear the whole thing, give last baron a listen sometime.
That song is a fucking journey.
But eh, fair enough. I can respect the cheesy solo opinion.

also pic is for jokes
User avatar #150855 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
Worst thing about Mastodon is the fans
#150870 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
You were sneaking in my profile didn't you?
User avatar #150871 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
No, actually. I found this comment another way.

I lost my MJK folder
#150872 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
o

rip
User avatar #150874 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
why does maynard have to always look so god damn weird.
That is maynard, right?
User avatar #150879 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
yes
and well idk I suppose he was born with the misfortune to look exactly like himself
User avatar #150884 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
He just looks like an alien all the time.
The only time he looked normal was on tour with perfect circle with that beautiful hair.
#150886 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #150888 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
I'm sorry based Maynard, I still love your music.
I just always see those somniferous almond eyes and I just honestly don't even know what that means, I think I must remember to write it down.
Oh God, this is so real...
Like the time you floated away from tool and made 10000 god damn puscifer remixes
See my heart is pounding.. cause this shit never happens to me.
User avatar #150881 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
He is a beautiful man
User avatar #150877 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
That is Maynard.

Because his name is actually Herbert.
User avatar #150880 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
o
#150873 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
I haven't listened to him in a long time anyways.

Been mostly RHCP, Porcupine Tree, and Yeezy
User avatar #150882 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
I was litening to Undertow just a week ago while cleaning my room agressively deeply.
User avatar #150883 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
I think Undertow is their weakest album
User avatar #150885 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
Of course it it.
They were just starting and back then they just sounded more grungy than any sort of prog metal like after AEnina. If even they were playing with RATM along with all the other starter rock bands from the 90s, they were in that group and evolved after.
Not for anything the only song they play live from Undertow now is just Intolerance.
User avatar #150887 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
*waits patiently for a show within 500 miles*
#150889 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
Man it's going to be at least 10 years till NIN comes to Chile again, they already did their show in Lolla 2014 and next time will be after a new album. If it ever happens :c
User avatar #150890 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE FOR A NEW ALBUM
#150891 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
ojojojo!
And even more chances with Queens of the Stone Age
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #150875 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
porcupine tree my motha fuckin nigggguuuuh
User avatar #150876 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
Deadwing is one of the greatest albums of all time
User avatar #150892 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Agreed, I like in absentia the most, personally.

That was the first time I had a lucid dream, falling asleep to that album
User avatar #150893 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh fuck me In Absentia is an amazing album.
User avatar #150895 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
I just realized if you put all of these together at once, it basically describes a bad relationship from beginning to end.
It starts out happy, has a rough patch and it gets mad, then it gets sad and arrogant, then it turns to drugs to cope with the shitty breakup, then it gets angry at everyone, then it realizes it's mistakes and quits the drugs to become a prostitute.
and that is the end, the hearts symbolize the whole thing.
#150896 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #150897 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
sleep deprivation and ritalin are wonderful things for the imagination.
It's kinda like "am I going insane or am I just really tired?"
User avatar #150898 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
Turn on On The Sunday of Life... and get some sleep
User avatar #150894 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
I sure will and yes it is.
User avatar #150857 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
What's wrong with the fans?
User avatar #150860 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
I have met three Mastodon fans in my life at different shows
Every single one of them made sure to let me know
I was in line for the shitter when this dude standing next to me asks if I'm a Mastodon fan literally out of nowhere. I tell him that I enjoyed Leviathan but I wouldn't call myself a fan and he stood there for five minutes explaining why Mastodon was better than anything I listen to, calling them "The purest form of musical expression"
I had never been so happy to shit in my life.
User avatar #150862 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
And also, how was he putting down your music?
Just curious.
User avatar #150861 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
So you met one guy who was shit and now the whole fanbase is shit?
User avatar #150865 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
I mean I totally understand that they were most likely a loud minority, but fuck.
User avatar #150867 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Nah, it's not cool to belittle anyones music taste unless they start doing it to you first.
User avatar #150863 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
It wasn't just the one guy, though. That was an example. I've meet at least two or three other Mastodon fans and they were all like that. It leaves a very bitter taste in your mouth. Their music isn't bad at all, I enjoy it sans vocals.

And he was saying that any music that's not Mastodon was just imitations of bands that came before. I never got a chance to tell him what I usually listen to because I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
User avatar #150866 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Yea, I can agree with that, that dude was purely shitty.
But I've been to a mastodon show and nobody there was like that, everybody was chill and just enjoying themselves.
They also showed just as much love for Gojira as well as mastodon.
2-3 shitty fans are normal to meet
If you wanna see a really shitty fanbase, look at tools fanbase.
God damn, I love tool to death, but I hate the fans that are just douchey about it and wear tool shirts and "badass" chain necklaces wherever they go and talk about tool as if they were the be all and end all of music.
I totally agree with people who say tool is a great band and has a very unique and different style, but some of them are just... Well, you know.
User avatar #150845 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
bassnectar, mang.
User avatar #150836 - becefalus (05/28/2015) [-]
Rage Against The Machine, and House of Pain might interest you.
User avatar #150837 - badmotorfinger (05/28/2015) [-]
RATM is excellent cardio music
#150838 - becefalus (05/28/2015) [-]
hell ye
User avatar #150839 - badmotorfinger (05/28/2015) [-]
also, "Calm Like a Bomb" is my favorite RATM song
User avatar #150840 - becefalus (05/28/2015) [-]
mine is Bulls on Parade.
Intense stuff
User avatar #150841 - badmotorfinger (05/28/2015) [-]
partly because one time I had a dream where me and three friends walked away from an explosion, wearing suits and shades as the chorus played, you could see the explosion in our shades even though we were facing away from it, but it was still badass
#150842 - becefalus (05/28/2015) [-]
Far out
#100 - same brah. no worries. 05/28/2015 on wisdom 0
#63 - oh yeah, btw im a dudist priest, so if you wanna be married, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on wisdom 0
User avatar #65 - zerok (05/27/2015) [-]
Just need to find a woman and I'll get back to you on that offer
#62 - may the dude abide by you  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on wisdom +3
#63 - swiggityswooty (05/27/2015) [-]
oh yeah, btw im a dudist priest, so if you wanna be married, thats chill.
User avatar #65 - zerok (05/27/2015) [-]
Just need to find a woman and I'll get back to you on that offer
#35 - my bad fam, i sounded pissy because i just took my gov exam. i… 05/27/2015 on Hospital 0
#30 - because conservatives will totally let that happen right?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Hospital 0
User avatar #34 - testaburger (05/27/2015) [-]
Hey, I'm just suggesting a solution to the anon's money problems.
#35 - swiggityswooty (05/27/2015) [-]
my bad fam, i sounded pissy because i just took my gov exam. i guess im still spouting off facts that ill forget in 3-4 months
#47 - Thats cool dude. 05/27/2015 on wisdom +1
#42 - Dudists> any other religion.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2015 on wisdom +21
User avatar #85 - fishhitler (05/27/2015) [-]
I'm an official priest so you know if you wanna get married....
#100 - swiggityswooty (05/28/2015) [-]
same brah. no worries.
#60 - zerok (05/27/2015) [-]
#62 - swiggityswooty (05/27/2015) [-]
may the dude abide by you
#63 - swiggityswooty (05/27/2015) [-]
oh yeah, btw im a dudist priest, so if you wanna be married, thats chill.
User avatar #65 - zerok (05/27/2015) [-]
Just need to find a woman and I'll get back to you on that offer
#44 - John Cena (05/27/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that...
#47 - swiggityswooty (05/27/2015) [-]
Thats cool dude.
#179 - America, the land of the free 05/27/2015 on The Biggest Lie +1
#178 - The cake is real I shot the sheriff 05/27/2015 on The Biggest Lie +1
#176 - I am happy  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on The Biggest Lie +1
#179 - swiggityswooty (05/27/2015) [-]
America, the land of the free
#54 - what an eloquent choice of words 05/26/2015 on You Rage, You Lose. 0
#10 - I get this. 05/26/2015 on Anon decides to change his... +61
#36 - i wholeheartedly disagree. 05/26/2015 on Fact comp #13 +13
#103 - its ****** , but its not gonna change anything 05/25/2015 on Interesting Facts 0
#71 - its one thing to say that the readers and educators often over… 05/25/2015 on That's so raven +2
#35 - i dont think its quite that extreme, but i agree that as a cou… 05/23/2015 on freedoms 0
#37 - this 05/23/2015 on Disney 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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