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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:10/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#9749
Comment Ranking:#6909
Highest Content Rank:#7750
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#158362 - wake and bake talk to the bitch about what youre thinking … 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158361 - low sodium chunky sucks balls dude, i tried with the clam chow…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #158409 - vermillionbobcat (10/16/2014) [-]
Thanks that's what I thought.
#158360 - hell no, i dont roll in scraggly, i wear long sleeve thermals,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158395 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/16/2014) [-]
give them cupcakes laced with acid
User avatar #158375 - letting (10/16/2014) [-]
Just...be yourself. If you try to act "normal", people are just going to think you're that much more crazy. Don't act normal, act boring. Don't give them anything to go on, eventually that will overcome your current image.
#158356 - how do i convince other people im normal. people seem to get t…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #158399 - laky (10/16/2014) [-]
stop doing crack
#158377 - saltybanana (10/16/2014) [-]
just be you man.

shouldnt really care of what people think about you man. it wont get you anywhere.
as in making a move, its simple. just introduce yourself with a simple "hey"
User avatar #158358 - nigalthornberry (10/16/2014) [-]
First question: what do you wear and do you look scraggly?
#158360 - swiggityswooty (10/16/2014) [-]
hell no, i dont roll in scraggly, i wear long sleeve thermals, polos, and t shirts, aeropostale jeans, brand new adidas. the reason people think im crazy is because after i did acid a while back i lost touch with reality for a while and i just figured out what normal was. how do i show people im not batshit insane like they wanna think i am?
#158395 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/16/2014) [-]
give them cupcakes laced with acid
User avatar #158375 - letting (10/16/2014) [-]
Just...be yourself. If you try to act "normal", people are just going to think you're that much more crazy. Don't act normal, act boring. Don't give them anything to go on, eventually that will overcome your current image.
#191 - **** em bro 10/16/2014 on thanks tumblr 0
#193 - its a waste of time, but its my waste of time, where i can hav… 10/15/2014 on IM SO POLOTICAL Sfafd 0
#191 - isnt that kindof the point of us coming to funnyjunk? to waste time?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on IM SO POLOTICAL Sfafd 0
User avatar #192 - ronyx (10/15/2014) [-]
You filthy casual, how dare you call FJ a waste of time.
#193 - swiggityswooty (10/15/2014) [-]
its a waste of time, but its my waste of time, where i can have all the pointless arguements i want
#23 - being a teenager sucks, sure you have more time to do *…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Accurate +7
User avatar #45 - ieatbengay (10/15/2014) [-]
being a teenager doesn't suck

and acting like an adult just means being respectful in formal situations and you don't have anywhere near the responsibilities and stress of an adult

User avatar #40 - krobeles (10/15/2014) [-]
Funny. People keep saying shit like this, but I was never treated like a child during my teenage years. I was treated with respect and dignity that I probably did little to actually deserve.
Even my teachers treated me respectfully and tactfully, to the point where the only one who occationally made me feel like a childish idiot, was myself.
I think this is one of those myths that are propagated by the media and general word of mouth, though never actually happens.
#24 - canadiancarl (10/15/2014) [-]
#26 - unless you wish to trade in your reality for a new one, i did … 10/15/2014 on Friends 0
#9810192 - i dont know how to react to this development 10/15/2014 on sfw random board 0
#158096 - how do i make a hole tho?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158097 - jaysnk (10/14/2014) [-]
i have never worked on ceramics so you should know im not the best person to ask, but you might have to make a soft spot that you can puncture later.
also check out www.youtube.com/user/soundrone/videos he makes bongs from simple things around the house although some of them require tools
#158092 - im thinking a dragon will be perfect for this any tips on how … 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158091 - make out with her passionately, begin the saix, make her feel … 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158090 - galaxys are pretty damn good 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158089 - **swiggityswooty rolls 2** 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158086 - thats exactly what im doing *wink wink* 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#158082 - how do you get away with making a bong in ceramics class? like…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #158102 - makotoitou (10/14/2014) [-]
you don't do drugs
User avatar #158095 - jaysnk (10/14/2014) [-]
make a *vase*
#158096 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
how do i make a hole tho?
User avatar #158097 - jaysnk (10/14/2014) [-]
i have never worked on ceramics so you should know im not the best person to ask, but you might have to make a soft spot that you can puncture later.
also check out www.youtube.com/user/soundrone/videos he makes bongs from simple things around the house although some of them require tools
#158092 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
im thinking a dragon will be perfect for this any tips on how to do it?
User avatar #158083 - thedudeistheman (10/14/2014) [-]
Or you could not make a bong in ceramics class.
#158086 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
thats exactly what im doing
*wink wink*
#158085 - mcnizzlezz (10/14/2014) [-]
^
#42 - i feel like you just got out of a bad relationship 10/13/2014 on Texting 0
#98 - the power of absolute autonomy and liberty. literally the … 10/13/2014 on What super power would you... 0
#19 - i thought it was over 9000 slug 10/12/2014 on My life is over 0
#157938 - thats the conclusion i accept and come to. i love you brah  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157986 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
Hope I was able to put your mind at rest. I get it, though. Everyone else is giving you shit, but I get it. I have a hard time just occupying myself with the simple things, too. But sometimes, the simple things can be pretty damn great.

Have a funny doggy
#101 - im grounded. fj is gonna be my life now it seems 10/12/2014 on fjers safe from ebola 0
#157926 - thats exactly what im asking.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157935 - oborawatabinost (10/12/2014) [-]
I meant why bother yourself with these existential questions, when you can't get anywhere with them.

It's like Rene Descartes (if you know who that is). He was a philosopher, who concluded that the senses (sight, sound, etc.) are fallible, and that you can't know anything for sure because of them. But, as humans senses are all we have to perceive the world, so there's no point in rejecting them.

My point is that whether one thinks that life has meaning or not, it's all we have, so it does have meaning. So live your life, however you see fit.
#157938 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2014) [-]
thats the conclusion i accept and come to. i love you brah
#157986 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
Hope I was able to put your mind at rest. I get it, though. Everyone else is giving you shit, but I get it. I have a hard time just occupying myself with the simple things, too. But sometimes, the simple things can be pretty damn great.

Have a funny doggy
#27 - when i first came to the site, dadmin said he was the kim jong… 10/12/2014 on Please post a picture of... +1
#157909 - your last sentence is what im trying to get across, why do i h… 10/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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#5 - medicalcanabis ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
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#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
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