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#150856 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Listen to this song and tell me you don't just feel all the testosterone oozing into your bloodstream.
This shit makes me feel like a werewolf mid transformation. Mastodon is my auditory PCP.
Only time I actually did exercise for a while was listening to mastodon, especially blood mountain.
But yea, give that song a full listen.
#150869 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Personal favorite is crack the skye, that album is fantastic. If you've never heard it fully through, give it a listen sometime, you might change your mind.
Or if you don't want to hear the whole thing, give last baron a listen sometime.
That song is a fucking journey.
But eh, fair enough. I can respect the cheesy solo opinion.
also pic is for jokes
#150888 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
I'm sorry based Maynard, I still love your music.
I just always see those somniferous almond eyes and I just honestly don't even know what that means, I think I must remember to write it down.
Oh God, this is so real...
Like the time you floated away from tool and made 10000 god damn puscifer remixes
See my heart is pounding.. cause this shit never happens to me.
#150885 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2015) [-]
Of course it it.
They were just starting and back then they just sounded more grungy than any sort of prog metal like after AEnina. If even they were playing with RATM along with all the other starter rock bands from the 90s, they were in that group and evolved after.
Not for anything the only song they play live from Undertow now is just Intolerance.
#150895 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
I just realized if you put all of these together at once, it basically describes a bad relationship from beginning to end.
It starts out happy, has a rough patch and it gets mad, then it gets sad and arrogant, then it turns to drugs to cope with the shitty breakup, then it gets angry at everyone, then it realizes it's mistakes and quits the drugs to become a prostitute.
and that is the end, the hearts symbolize the whole thing.
#150860 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
I have met three Mastodon fans in my life at different shows
Every single one of them made sure to let me know
I was in line for the shitter when this dude standing next to me asks if I'm a Mastodon fan literally out of nowhere. I tell him that I enjoyed Leviathan but I wouldn't call myself a fan and he stood there for five minutes explaining why Mastodon was better than anything I listen to, calling them "The purest form of musical expression"
I had never been so happy to shit in my life.
#150863 - lightarcanine (05/28/2015) [-]
It wasn't just the one guy, though. That was an example. I've meet at least two or three other Mastodon fans and they were all like that. It leaves a very bitter taste in your mouth. Their music isn't bad at all, I enjoy it sans vocals.
And he was saying that any music that's not Mastodon was just imitations of bands that came before. I never got a chance to tell him what I usually listen to because I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
#150866 - darksideofthebeast (05/28/2015) [-]
Yea, I can agree with that, that dude was purely shitty.
But I've been to a mastodon show and nobody there was like that, everybody was chill and just enjoying themselves.
They also showed just as much love for Gojira as well as mastodon.
2-3 shitty fans are normal to meet
If you wanna see a really shitty fanbase, look at tools fanbase.
God damn, I love tool to death, but I hate the fans that are just douchey about it and wear tool shirts and "badass" chain necklaces wherever they go and talk about tool as if they were the be all and end all of music.
I totally agree with people who say tool is a great band and has a very unique and different style, but some of them are just... Well, you know.
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