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swiggityswooty

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:3/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9348
Highest Content Rank:#7750
Highest Comment Rank:#5535
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Comment Thumbs: 1081 total,  1266 ,  185
Content Level Progress: 25.42% (15/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 192 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 193 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:5598
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:1071
FJ Points:957

latest user's comments

#86 - i wake up early because i dont sleep anymore. my dreams are dead 02/22/2015 on Life 0
#177 - OPERATION NORTHWOODS 02/22/2015 on 2SPOOK 0
#189 - when you see ya homie cheatin on his girl out in public 02/20/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #38 +1
#175162 - i want nothing more than to be dead right now  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #175251 - fappening (02/19/2015) [-]
go get some pussy man
User avatar #175169 - WhereMehSammich (02/18/2015) [-]
swiggityswooty go get some booty. On the real though don't. Life's short and death is eternal. The reason you want to kill yourself is so stupid that if you did it you'd probably be an hero.
User avatar #175166 - sugoi (02/18/2015) [-]
You should instead post your life story here.
#175164 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
1 (800) 273-8255

suicide is bad
#64 - i think universal  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on spiderman -1
#66 - dontread (02/15/2015) [-]
sony
#449 - i made a few deals with people, and im trying to forget about … 02/14/2015 on Tell Admin what you're... +1
#34 - i know it sounds faggy but i think that jayden means this in a… 02/14/2015 on He became aware 0
#174595 - dont give a **** , thats the advice 02/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#13 - slut 02/10/2015 on Admin's experience with girls. 0
#11 - im offended at that sentiment.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Admin's experience with girls. 0
#12 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
Good. Lets fuck.
#13 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
slut
#39 - to us being ****** boyfriends lol 02/10/2015 on Relationship Problems +2
#8 - if you are a completely autistic retard that is. or high. ive …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Admin's experience with girls. 0
User avatar #14 - ZenMacros (02/10/2015) [-]
Then you just ugly m8.
#10 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
Clearly you lack the bravery to just blatantly say "lets fuck"
#11 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
im offended at that sentiment.
#12 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
Good. Lets fuck.
#13 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
slut
#23 - im only typing this in hopes that it'll eventually make sense 02/10/2015 on Joan Cornella comics comp.... 0
#22 - i think the last one has something to say about the kids in af…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Joan Cornella comics comp.... 0
#23 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
im only typing this in hopes that it'll eventually make sense
#5 - until you run out of things to say  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Admin's experience with girls. +1
User avatar #6 - ZenMacros (02/10/2015) [-]
You can say "let's fuck."
#8 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
if you are a completely autistic retard that is. or high. ive had better luck pulling that off with the latter
User avatar #14 - ZenMacros (02/10/2015) [-]
Then you just ugly m8.
#10 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
Clearly you lack the bravery to just blatantly say "lets fuck"
#11 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
im offended at that sentiment.
#12 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
Good. Lets fuck.
#13 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
slut
#35 - damn, when i cheated i felt like **** for a few seconds…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Relationship Problems +1
#37 - danjob (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I didn't actually feel that bad. It was pretty much to find a problem with the relationship. Hooray for not giving a shit about cheating.
#39 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
to us being shitty boyfriends lol
#32 - i was the same, in a relationship that was going nowhere, unti…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Relationship Problems +1
#33 - danjob (02/10/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good one. I figured it'd be less of a dick move to just do it myself. But I was a dick. I ended up cheating on her with my ex so I'd feel bad enough to break up with her.
#35 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
damn, when i cheated i felt like shit for a few seconds before i felt completely overwhelmingly happy i did it. thats a hell of a way to go bro, if its not right its not right.
#37 - danjob (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I didn't actually feel that bad. It was pretty much to find a problem with the relationship. Hooray for not giving a shit about cheating.
#39 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
to us being shitty boyfriends lol
#154 - well yeah, but i think its kinda being bogus to the thousands … 02/10/2015 on Equality 0
#33 - my name is javert do not forget my name do not forget … 02/09/2015 on Let's have some fun +2
#84 - not enough running water. jk thats an asshole thing to say  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Equality +13
User avatar #110 - pillowmeister (02/09/2015) [-]
isn't most of the things we daily say here asshole things, just to get thumbs?

if it makes you feel better, i'm in argentina, so i'd be kind of the drainage
#154 - swiggityswooty (02/10/2015) [-]
well yeah, but i think its kinda being bogus to the thousands of people who want to have pride in where they grew up
#174030 - i took my girl to the movies for a first date, it wasnt that b… 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#174028 - im in the same spot, dude, just bang and ditch, it sounds like… 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#174027 - catch a flick, go to the mall, smoke dank(if shes cool with th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #174029 - kothaex (02/07/2015) [-]
idk sounds like the kind of things a nerd would do
#174030 - swiggityswooty (02/07/2015) [-]
i took my girl to the movies for a first date, it wasnt that bad, then after you can go walk around and do shit in town, just have fun walking around fucking up the town. keep it simple is my advice
#48 - as unpopular as it is, it does seem somewhat tasteless. this i… 02/07/2015 on ISIS behind the scenes 0
#15 - because were finally willing to hear the truth  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Oh, Bother.. +1
User avatar #31 - trollmobile (02/07/2015) [-]
steel doesn't need to melt.
heat weakens metal
"strike while the iron is hot"?
it's not liquid, it's just soft.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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