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#158917 - i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158916 - i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and hum… 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158906 - ive already accepted that im a ****** up dude, im…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158905 - not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158908 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158900 - grounded under a ******** reason because they dont get it  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158904 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe because they fucking care about you and don't want you to end up with a bunch of problems later in life?
#158906 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already accepted that im a fucked up dude, im weird, i dont understand girls, i spend my time with unconventional people, but i am completely ok with that, they just dont accept me for what i am right now.
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158903 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
and what is "it" ?
#158905 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im just looking for things to do. no one gets "it" because whenever i try to explain "it" somethings always lost in translation and i seem crazy
#158908 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158897 - smoked weed which apparently destroys your life and makes you …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158912 - makotoitou (10/19/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
#158898 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
well look where it got you now.
#158900 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
grounded under a bullshit reason because they dont get it
User avatar #158904 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe because they fucking care about you and don't want you to end up with a bunch of problems later in life?
#158906 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already accepted that im a fucked up dude, im weird, i dont understand girls, i spend my time with unconventional people, but i am completely ok with that, they just dont accept me for what i am right now.
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158903 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
and what is "it" ?
#158905 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im just looking for things to do. no one gets "it" because whenever i try to explain "it" somethings always lost in translation and i seem crazy
#158908 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158893 - what do, im bored as **** , i just watched rent, i…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158896 - jayeti (10/19/2014) [-]
read book
User avatar #158895 - megasharkman (10/19/2014) [-]
Use the internet to learn Java.
#158894 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
don't get grounded next time. this is what being grounded is meant to do to you and you brought it upon yourself. all I can say is deal with it.

what did you do that got you grounded anyway?
#158897 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
smoked weed which apparently destroys your life and makes you homeless and die
User avatar #158912 - makotoitou (10/19/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
#158898 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
well look where it got you now.
#158900 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
grounded under a bullshit reason because they dont get it
User avatar #158904 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe because they fucking care about you and don't want you to end up with a bunch of problems later in life?
#158906 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
ive already accepted that im a fucked up dude, im weird, i dont understand girls, i spend my time with unconventional people, but i am completely ok with that, they just dont accept me for what i am right now.
User avatar #158915 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone's weird in some way, pretty sure not a lot of people understands girls, and you just need better friends. You don't seem crazy. If you don't want to argue about, like you said below, fair enough.

Just know that your parents grounded you because they actually care, unlike other parents.
#158917 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i suppose, but it seems like its a weird ass way to show it to me
User avatar #158918 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It could always be worse, really.
#158922 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i agree
#158903 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
and what is "it" ?
#158905 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
not the point, not here to argue about drugs or my habits, im just looking for things to do. no one gets "it" because whenever i try to explain "it" somethings always lost in translation and i seem crazy
#158908 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe that's because "it" is just something you made up to justify your weed smoking. but I'm probably some liberal jew thingy that's a sheep right?
#158916 - swiggityswooty (10/19/2014) [-]
i dont judge people anymore, reality got broken for me and humanity doesnt really make anymore sense. more or less youre right and wrong. its more that im psychotic half the time, and no one gets just how crazy this whole thing is, but yeah i guess youre right. except for the sheep thing, you seem reasonable enough
#158892 - gud 4 u 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158891 - without hesitation please your dick for yourself 10/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#24 - make sure that its acid and not a research chemical, acid will… 10/19/2014 on nostalgia 0
#33 - last time i was on 25i i was running around in the woods for a… 10/19/2014 on Drop the acid +2
#36 - tip toeing in my jordans 10/19/2014 on Norstorm 0
#158696 - thats right youre just a fag  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158707 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
The fuck is wrong with you making your mother cry. You should be ashamed man.
User avatar #158706 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
Better than a stoner fag at least.
#158694 - so you dont have to do it  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158695 - makotoitou (10/18/2014) [-]
damn right i'm not a stoner fag
#158696 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
thats right youre just a fag
User avatar #158707 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
The fuck is wrong with you making your mother cry. You should be ashamed man.
User avatar #158706 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
Better than a stoner fag at least.
#158689 - whatever, i guess i could work with this, thank you for helping me out 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#158687 - thing is... ive already told her i was gonna try to quit, then…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158688 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
Well perhaps you could ask her in written format what is wrong with smoking. Tell her you want to write about it because you don't want yell at each other. if that doesn't work show through positive actions that being a stoner doesn't really affect your life. Be productive, join a club, get a job(if you don't have one), try to get better grades if you can. I sorry but I'm not really sure what else to say...
#158689 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
whatever, i guess i could work with this, thank you for helping me out
#158683 - im a teenager who keeps dissapointing his parents because appa…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158727 - dehumanizer (10/18/2014) [-]
but weed is addictive my son
User avatar #158692 - makotoitou (10/18/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
#158694 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
so you dont have to do it
User avatar #158695 - makotoitou (10/18/2014) [-]
damn right i'm not a stoner fag
#158696 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
thats right youre just a fag
User avatar #158707 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
The fuck is wrong with you making your mother cry. You should be ashamed man.
User avatar #158706 - braveblue (10/18/2014) [-]
Better than a stoner fag at least.
#158685 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
Why do you smoke weed? Do you do it with friends, Have a condition that needs it or just because? If you don't need try getting off it, not that weed is bad but if its causing such a problem at home maybe you should just pick it up again when your in college or out of the house. Till then first just straight up apologize. Right now if you really want to make her feel better tell her you'll try to quit (even if that may not be true....) That's what I would do.
#158687 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
thing is... ive already told her i was gonna try to quit, then i got caught again, and now she thinks im a piece of shit stoner whos gonna mooch off society and do nothing but worry about getting high for the rest of my life, and when i tried to tell her straight up that i wont be quitting something that i dont see the point in quitting, she nearly burst in tears. i decided honesty was the best policy, but she wants to believe that ill do things her way, so how do i show her im gonna be a good person and set her mind at ease, any means necessary. other than telling her im gonna quit.
#158688 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
Well perhaps you could ask her in written format what is wrong with smoking. Tell her you want to write about it because you don't want yell at each other. if that doesn't work show through positive actions that being a stoner doesn't really affect your life. Be productive, join a club, get a job(if you don't have one), try to get better grades if you can. I sorry but I'm not really sure what else to say...
#158689 - swiggityswooty (10/18/2014) [-]
whatever, i guess i could work with this, thank you for helping me out
#158506 - this sounds like my life actually. you dont wanna lose it just…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158521 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
Yea I'm not very attracted to him either... I tend to date more "round" or kind of chubby guys and he's really skinny, so small that he makes me feel really fat.
#158497 - be my guest to act on what you feel though, im not the love gu… 10/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#158495 - be patient, theres a person for everyone 10/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158494 - my guess is just being friends bro, chicks be tricky  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #158496 - lieutenantbuzzkill (10/17/2014) [-]
That's actually quite depressing
#158497 - swiggityswooty (10/17/2014) [-]
be my guest to act on what you feel though, im not the love guru, im an average dude with about as much a clue as you do
#158493 - two choices, a you straight up tell him, he gets over it in hi…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158500 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
well I'm a virgin too so I wouldn't want to lose my virginity as a "favor" and thats one of the main reasons I'm just not interested in him, I feel like since we're both inexperienced everything will be awkward. I also have no sexual attraction to him. I'm also terrible at breaking up with people so the second option is a no go. Plus I feel like he should save his first kiss for a girl who cares about him more than as a friend. Also I love spending time with him but in a completely platonic way.
#158506 - swiggityswooty (10/17/2014) [-]
this sounds like my life actually. you dont wanna lose it just cause youre bored. hope it all works out. just a tip, inexperience doesnt mean shit, but attraction does.
#158521 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
Yea I'm not very attracted to him either... I tend to date more "round" or kind of chubby guys and he's really skinny, so small that he makes me feel really fat.
User avatar #158504 - ScottP (10/17/2014) [-]
Yeah don't have sex with him out of pity. That's just disrespectful to both you and him.
#158362 - wake and bake talk to the bitch about what youre thinking … 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158361 - low sodium chunky sucks balls dude, i tried with the clam chow…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #158409 - vermillionbobcat (10/16/2014) [-]
Thanks that's what I thought.
#158360 - hell no, i dont roll in scraggly, i wear long sleeve thermals,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#158395 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/16/2014) [-]
give them cupcakes laced with acid
User avatar #158375 - letting (10/16/2014) [-]
Just...be yourself. If you try to act "normal", people are just going to think you're that much more crazy. Don't act normal, act boring. Don't give them anything to go on, eventually that will overcome your current image.

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#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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