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swiggityswooty

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:5/02/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9267
Highest Content Rank:#7750
Highest Comment Rank:#5535
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Content Level Progress: 25.42% (15/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 195 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 196 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:5602
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:1103
FJ Points:981

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#105 - shut up, i bet your penis is smaller than 10 inches  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Look at our lives +5
#106 - bionicpanda (04/11/2015) [-]
I was making a reference to this, you fucking retard.
#107 - swiggityswooty (04/11/2015) [-]
lol so was i dude, in case you didnt catch that
User avatar #108 - bionicpanda (04/11/2015) [-]
lol so was i? in case you didn't catch that last one dude
#85 - Comment deleted 04/10/2015 on tumblr 0
#58 - that just makes them bromosexual didnt the ancient h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on congrats joshlol 0
#536 - honestly, yeah, not having your usual stress relief can be ver… 04/08/2015 on True 0
#38 - its usually because they want to share the happiness, at least…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True +2
#412 - Ken M (04/06/2015) [-]
I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that my friends that do things like that always act like they're addicted. Hell if I know whether or not they are, but they always become such assholes if they can't light up a couple times a day. It makes me think that there's something more to it despite them constantly saying its not addictive in anyway. So if you're willing could you explain to me what might be the reason for they're emotional changes when they can't smoke weed? Would you just say it's because they lose an outlet for stress or something?
#536 - swiggityswooty (04/08/2015) [-]
honestly, yeah, not having your usual stress relief can be very daunting to those not accustomed to it. basically think about it if you were not allowed to sleep until you lit up. at times it feels like that. but your friends sound like they could use a nice t break
User avatar #516 - theexplodingcheez (04/07/2015) [-]
I think you might be overthinking this. it's just weed.
#37 - lol, literally this time last year one of my dealer friends … 04/06/2015 on True +1
#85 - ehh, so its not quite sophisticated. personally speaking, i be…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Art by John Holcroft 0
User avatar #132 - Kairyuka (04/06/2015) [-]
Yes but what I talked about is that the problems he's drawing about have been highlighted before in a thousand ways by a thousand different artists. It's cliche at this point, it's not thought-provoking or deep, just easy.
#125 - Comment deleted 04/05/2015 on Anita gets rekt +1
#169 - getting bigger and better with each turn of the century th… 04/05/2015 on Sweden Strong +1
#80 - i know what you mean when i was 15 i knew a very VERY ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Fucking basketball +1
#82 - technobanana (04/04/2015) [-]
well you were 15 and she was 13 so the reason you didn't do it shouldn't of been how many guys shed shagged but ya know.. 13! so no your not a faggot.
#94 - i am 6 foot 5 and last i checked i was roughly 12 percent body…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 4 0
User avatar #266 - fuelnfire (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, she said she was 5' 7", and 200lbs, thats pretty unrealistic to run a 7 min mile. I weighed about 190-200, and could pull it off at 5'11, back when I was still in the service. 6'5, and 195? Mad jelly, you're a good light weight for your height. Mind you, I still had a good amount of body fat while I was in the corps, i scraped along during PT.
#61 - switch over to fruits and pasta meals for a relatively easy to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 4 +1
User avatar #82 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/04/2015) [-]
I don't know man, pasta has never satisfied me, it was always fatty meals that actually made me eat less and feel full. I'd recommend experimenting to see what works.
#59 - i am roughly 195, and i can easily do a seven minute mile, its…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 4 +3
#71 - theism (04/04/2015) [-]
How much of that is muscle and how tall are you?
#94 - swiggityswooty (04/04/2015) [-]
i am 6 foot 5 and last i checked i was roughly 12 percent body fat, wrestler and whatnot, live the active lifestyle
User avatar #266 - fuelnfire (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, she said she was 5' 7", and 200lbs, thats pretty unrealistic to run a 7 min mile. I weighed about 190-200, and could pull it off at 5'11, back when I was still in the service. 6'5, and 195? Mad jelly, you're a good light weight for your height. Mind you, I still had a good amount of body fat while I was in the corps, i scraped along during PT.
#137 - just downthumb, dont do that **** , otherwise its outrig… 04/03/2015 on British butcher slaughters... +1
#148 - >using weapons >not going unarmed like a man cou… 04/03/2015 on When you 100% the game with... +1
#209 - first time i saw that i relapsed hard af 04/02/2015 on Check URL +2
#38 - ***** savage 03/29/2015 on rekt 0
#2422 - **swiggityswooty used "*roll rpg name*"** **swiggityswooty … 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#75 - this is humanity 03/28/2015 on Aww yissss 0
#52 - hey, im not complaining. 03/28/2015 on Why men enjoy life more 0
#48 - i actually had a plan to write a short story about how aliens … 03/28/2015 on UFO 0
#388754 - rolling papers 03/28/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#41 - i know a girl named ryan  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on i see nothing wrong?? +3
User avatar #59 - osage (03/26/2015) [-]
I know a transvestite called Ryan... not quite the same thing.
User avatar #46 - scorpidea (03/26/2015) [-]
I have known men and women named Ryan, Timothy, Michael, Sam, Chris, Tony(i), Randy(i), Shannon, Lindsay, Lynn, Pat, Aron, Danny, Bobby, Joe, .....
#388742 - makeshift smoking pipes/papers/whatever, i lost my papers  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#388752 - norkas (03/28/2015) [-]
You lost your papers?
#388754 - swiggityswooty (03/28/2015) [-]
rolling papers
#178958 - **** yeah mane, you the man 03/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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