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swiggityswooty

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Content Ranking:#9804
Comment Ranking:#8317
Highest Content Rank:#7750
Highest Comment Rank:#5535
Content Thumbs: 25 total,  50 ,  25
Comment Thumbs: 1257 total,  1462 ,  205
Content Level Progress: 25.42% (15/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:6558
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:1180
FJ Points:1083

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#183 - im 6'6" and 200 pounds, can confirm that 300 pounds is gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Prove you lift +3
#213 - lemonpizzapie (06/15/2015) [-]
6'6" and 160. Hooray for skinnyfags
#54 - i made my mom cry on her birthday because i couldnt stop doing drugs  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Suicidal birthday :( 0
#66 - John Cena (06/15/2015) [-]
But did you stop?
#67 - swiggityswooty (06/15/2015) [-]
idk, im a ghost
#58 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Fucking Raibow Dash 0
#59 - zimmeristheman (06/15/2015) [-]
Some people's Children.
#42 - what was it?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Fucking Raibow Dash +3
#57 - zimmeristheman (06/15/2015) [-]
The actual stuffed pony with a fleshlight embedded between the legs
#58 - swiggityswooty (06/15/2015) [-]
no
#59 - zimmeristheman (06/15/2015) [-]
Some people's Children.
#152063 - trippy music, preferably with synth and bass  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #152100 - shibe (06/15/2015) [-]
#152139 - John Cena (06/15/2015) [-]
lol
#316 - girl im trying to get with messaged me today, but i was too bo… 06/08/2015 on who's a bigger loser here... 0
#36 - maybe because theres no citation? 06/08/2015 on sadly this isnt as... 0
#117 - who says theyre being babied? theyre going to have to do commu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Work Stories, 911 Dispatch 0
#118 - Whytemane (06/08/2015) [-]
Community service or a fine for trying to get someone killed? That's what I'm fucking talking about. That's nothing but a fucking slap on the wrist. The fine will only punish their fucking parents and community service is nothing but light work. They DESERVE juvie time for, simply put, attempted murder.
#114 - its not a slap on the wrist, its an appropriate reaction to so…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Work Stories, 911 Dispatch 0
#116 - Whytemane (06/08/2015) [-]
.... It's not POTENTIALLY dangerous. Is EXTREMELY dangerous. It's some little fuck-weasel with a hard-on for being a little bastard who hasn't gotten the shit kicked out of them that they deserved, calling the police and having a SWAT TEAM who is TRAINED to react to ANY possible threats with lethal force. There will be no stun rounds. There is no fucking POTENTIAL danger there. It's fucking dangerous from the second the swat have to be called. The little shits know EXACTLY what they're doing when they swat someone, and deserve no light slaps on the wrist or coddling from morons like you that think they should be babied.
#117 - swiggityswooty (06/08/2015) [-]
who says theyre being babied? theyre going to have to do community service or pay a fucking fine with that type of shit, but honestly a phone call and a bad joke is NOT justifiable means for locking a kid up for 5 fucking years.
#118 - Whytemane (06/08/2015) [-]
Community service or a fine for trying to get someone killed? That's what I'm fucking talking about. That's nothing but a fucking slap on the wrist. The fine will only punish their fucking parents and community service is nothing but light work. They DESERVE juvie time for, simply put, attempted murder.
#151345 - pink floyd-esque music thats not tame impala or **********  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #151368 - becefalus (06/04/2015) [-]
vimeo.com/91323659
this is a much better version. Better quality
User avatar #151364 - becefalus (06/04/2015) [-]
The entire "In the Court of the Crimson King" album has that vibe. Especially "I talk to the wind" good shit.
www.wat.tv/audio/album-king-crimson-in-the-f6ji_2g6bl_.html


Try some tracks from this. In my opinion its kind of similar


This might also be what your looking for. Appealing to more of the psychedelic side of Floyd's music. But in the end King Crimson is the closest thing I know of.
#151365 - becefalus has deleted their comment.
#151366 - becefalus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #151367 - becefalus (06/04/2015) [-]
www.last.fm/music/Pink+Floyd/+similar
youtube attachtment ting wont work just look at this
#186776 - no ******* idea. 06/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#186774 - shock boner, thats what this is right?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#186775 - mondominiman (06/04/2015) [-]
no, not at all. The fucks wrong with you?
#186776 - swiggityswooty (06/04/2015) [-]
no fucking idea.
#186771 - i just looked up tubgirl and it gave me a boner, wha…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #186789 - skoldpaddacommala (06/04/2015) [-]
lurk 4chan nsfw boards
User avatar #186779 - supertanto (06/04/2015) [-]
perfectly normal
User avatar #186773 - mondominiman (06/04/2015) [-]
and now I looked it up too
#186774 - swiggityswooty (06/04/2015) [-]
shock boner, thats what this is right?
#186775 - mondominiman (06/04/2015) [-]
no, not at all. The fucks wrong with you?
#186776 - swiggityswooty (06/04/2015) [-]
no fucking idea.
#5 - i just witnessed the end of the countdown, and nothing but sta… 06/03/2015 on Fallout news everyone! +1
#186420 - this is why you do things you genius  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #186421 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2015) [-]
And what you need to do is stop talking to him, genius.
#186418 - ok, dude is hitting on me hard af, i dont know what to do beca…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #186419 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2015) [-]
stop talking to him??
#186420 - swiggityswooty (06/01/2015) [-]
this is why you do things you genius
User avatar #186421 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2015) [-]
And what you need to do is stop talking to him, genius.
#186412 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #186460 - supertanto (06/02/2015) [-]
nice
User avatar #186414 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2015) [-]
I have no clue what you're even trying to say...
#186418 - swiggityswooty (06/01/2015) [-]
ok, dude is hitting on me hard af, i dont know what to do because he thinks he has my real dick pics. what do?
User avatar #186419 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2015) [-]
stop talking to him??
#186420 - swiggityswooty (06/01/2015) [-]
this is why you do things you genius
User avatar #186421 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2015) [-]
And what you need to do is stop talking to him, genius.
#42 - apparently we hate baby boomers now  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2015 on "Everyone gets a trophy" +14
User avatar #95 - atma (06/01/2015) [-]
baby bummers
#69 - economicfreedom (06/01/2015) [-]
it's not a new thing
User avatar #64 - nickelakon (06/01/2015) [-]
My 7th and 8th grade history teacher, who is a baby boomer, said himself that the economy will not be fixed by that generation, it would have to be us.
#49 - John Cena (06/01/2015) [-]
I've always hated baby boomers. Too goddamn many of them.
#93 - got fired today, lol 06/01/2015 on unemployed stories +1
#17 - three minutes from midnight 05/31/2015 on Treaty 0
#125 - buy hella liquor, invite some drug dealers, buy hookers, throw… 05/29/2015 on How to be a real ALPHA +5
#37 - but now he dont know nobody. 05/29/2015 on Treasure +1
#119 - i know, i want another persons experience, im new to it and i … 05/29/2015 on Lotengo job comp 2 (OC) 0
#117 - someone make one about a pizza shop. i work in one, but i got …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Lotengo job comp 2 (OC) 0
User avatar #118 - lotengo (05/29/2015) [-]
Nobody has your memories about that shop
#119 - swiggityswooty (05/29/2015) [-]
i know, i want another persons experience, im new to it and i want a kind of idea of what im getting into.
#27 - no, the mother and father figures apply too  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Lets get to know each other 0
User avatar #28 - stubbyftw (05/29/2015) [-]
Damn, well bye dad.
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#5 - medicalcanabis (10/12/2014) [-]
YOUR A SUCKER FOR REAL
User avatar #4 - istartedthewar (07/11/2014) [-]
Suck my dick bitch
#1 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [-]
say what you want but im coming for that booty
#2 to #1 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/15/2014) [-]
ill come in your booty
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