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|#46 - I wanna hear this because my wife was almost kicked out of a g… [+] (3 new replies)||4 hours ago on I'M BATMAN||+2|
#86 - anonymous poster (13 minutes ago) [-]
It's mostly the gans fault with their annoying ass "BECAUSE HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMANNNNNNN!!!! BECAUSE HE'S BATMANNN!!!!! HE'S BATMANNNNNN!!!" They refuse to listen to facts and logic. For example the common superman vs Batman argument. In ANY fair realistic fight Superman utterly destroys Batman 10 times out of 10. But those annoying ass Batman fans refuse to admit that. Superman moves faster than the speed of light and is strong enough to move an entire fucking planet. Tell me how the fuck Batman can keep up with that sheer speed and power? He can't. Superman will knock Batman's head off before he even blinks.
>inb4 that bullshit Kryptonite ring
Superman can AND HAS overcome the effects of Kryptonite for MINUTES at a time. He wont even need a millisecond to kill Batman. The fight is over.
#90 - anonymous poster (10 minutes ago) [-]
In some incarnations, I think Ironman does know a little martial arts, though not on the level of Batman.
Tony Stark is also a genius, but better with technology, as opposed to Waynes skills with tactics/strategy.
Stark also has an actual super power with Extremis, it allows him to control machines and his suit, if I remember correctly.
|#253 - Ya but teachers don't just look at a test and say hey these lo… [+] (1 new reply)||12/12/2013 on Crap... ummmm||+3|
|#246 - A teacher explained to the class the other day that they can't… [+] (3 new replies)||12/12/2013 on Crap... ummmm||0|
#249 - wolviewolverine (12/12/2013) [-]
#253 - swiftshadow (12/12/2013) [-]
Ya but teachers don't just look at a test and say hey these look similar they must have cheated. They usually have a reason to compare two tests such as the students were sitting next to each other and the teacher thought they saw them talk or their eyes wandering to each others pages. All the teachers I know will call the students suspected of cheating into their office and have a talk with them before going forward with formal disciplinary action.
My wife told me 2 interesting stories about cheaters. One chick got caught with the answers down her shirt. She had actually written the answers on her tits and was peaking down her shirt to read them.
The second was a story her aunt. Her aunt is a doctor who used to work in morgues and do various toxicology reports and what not. Now she is a teacher. She was marking a paper and recognized the work. She called the student into her office, told her she really liked the work and asked if she had any help or used any one elses work. The students said no it was all her own at which point my wifes aunt revealed it was her work. It had been published under her maiden name and the student had no idea she plagarised her own teachers work.
|#491 - 1) Even god trembles in my presence. 2) A giant techno-org…||12/10/2013 on Round 1. Fight!||0|
|#195 - I understand that and I get the reason behind peoples thinking…||12/06/2013 on Fat People 2||0|
|#86 - I hate how many people judge others as disabled only when ther… [+] (27 new replies)||12/06/2013 on Fat People 2||+1|
#108 - thelastamerican (12/06/2013) [-]
I feel for you, but this is like when people are complaining about people who get food stamps. A vast number of people who get food stamps don't need them, possibly even a majority. The same goes for the motorized shopping carts. Most of the people who get them don't need them, but the feel entitled to it because they have the super power of turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.
#270 - thelastamerican (12/06/2013) [-]
My point is this. Do you need food stamps? Do you spend half of your paycheck on novelty items every time you get paid? If you need food stamps I don't have a problem with you in the least. If you spend more than half of your paycheck on novel shit every week then you don't need food stamps, and you're just stealing money from every person paying taxes. You see my point?
#271 - thebaseballexpert (12/08/2013) [-]
I actually do need food stams.
I have 1100-1200 take home each month
$400 goes to rent
$260 goes to car payment, then another $100 for insurance
$140 goes to my phone/internet
that leaves me with $200 a month after everything, even less because i need to buy gas for my car roughly every 10 or so day. So in reality I live on around $100 a month.
#132 - Shiny (12/06/2013) [-]
"A vast number of people who get food stamps don't need them, possibly even a majority."
The vast majority of welfare recipients in general, including food stamps, have jobs.
If you consciously try to come up with reasons to be a dick to someone, you are just a fucking terrible person. At least fat people limit their harm to themselves, but you're spreading it around.
#142 - thelastamerican (12/06/2013) [-]
Ooooooh, That's not what I meant. I mean when I complain about people who have known nothing but sucking from the public tit for their entire lives, I don't include people who actually need the resources in that category. There are people who need food stamps, and people who don't, and people who don't but take them just because they can. That last group of people are basically just stealing from everyone who pays taxes and they have no remorse whatsoever. I hate those people with a burning fucking passion.
#177 - xsoulchaser (12/06/2013) [-]
I have a hard time believing that there are so few of those people. I work in an area where a lot of people use food stamps and it pisses me the hell off. Not because I'm an asshole who hates helping people who need help, but because these fat fucks buy nothing but shit food: pop and candy. Then they have the nerve to buy cigarettes on their cash side of the food stamp whilst they simultaneously hang beats by dray around their fucking necks. You know, the 300 dollar headphones.
I'm all for helping people and I completely understand that there are people out there who need food stamps. I have a few friends and family members who need them. I just hate people who abuse their stamps like that with - as said by thelastamerican - with a burning fucking passion.
#146 - thelastamerican (12/06/2013) [-]
These people aren't even close to few and far between. I work with them all. I qualify for food stamps but I don't get them because I don't NEED them. Sure, I WANT them, but I don't need them. I posit that over half of food stamp recipients don't NEED food stamps. They could get by without them. I think that there is a huge disconnect with today's society, where people assume that being comfortable should be a right.
#148 - Shiny (12/06/2013) [-]
Well, statistics don't lie. I'm sorry your personal experience sucks ass, but still.
"I think that there is a huge disconnect with today's society, where people assume that being comfortable should be a right."
A minimum wage job, after fuckloads of inflation and recession, will land you quite below the poverty line. You might not starve to death without some extra help, but if you constantly lowball your finances you'll never have any class mobility. There's also a matter of kids that have no means of feeding themselves.
#149 - thelastamerican (12/06/2013) [-]
Well, if you need food stamps because you spend your money on a new phone, or because you decided to buy a new car when your old one still works, then you don't need food stamps that's all I'm saying. Food stamps were meant to be used in times of desperation, not a lifetime of stupidity.
#152 - thelastamerican (12/06/2013) [-]
Hm. I somehow manage it just fie. I'm even going to school for fucks sake. I don't go out on the weekends, I don't buy things I don't need, and I'm not stealing someone's money just so that I can have those things. Eventually, when I've worked my way up into a higher paying job, then I'll be comfortable. Why should other people be made to suffer because I'm uncomfortable?
#195 - swiftshadow (12/06/2013) [-]
I understand that and I get the reason behind peoples thinking, however the constant harassment from people does not help her at all. It's not the only medical issue she suffers from sadly. She suffers extreme anxiety and depression and people like this just set it off for her. I've seen the harassment bring her to a bad place before.
I am just saying that it's a shame that people have to act in such a way that they abuse the system and that people like my wife who actual has real issues has to suffer at the hands of other ignorant people.
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