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#56 - I had collected all the ultimatum storyline as part of my ulti…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Pretty damn old 0
#57 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
Meh, ill admit i skim any pages with spiderman heavy stuff to get to my stuff
#54 - Fair enough. I do hope to eventually get through the entire se…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pretty damn old 0
#55 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
hmm might give it a try then, also i would actually not recommend Ultimatum or as it has been dubbed my many Ultimaturd.
#56 - swiftshadow (4 hours ago) [-]
I had collected all the ultimatum storyline as part of my ultimate spider man collection. It wasn't the greatest but there were moments I enjoyed such as watching Jay Johana Jameson come to the realization the spider man is a true hero.
#57 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
Meh, ill admit i skim any pages with spiderman heavy stuff to get to my stuff
#52 - interesting. I don't remember him having a fake arm in ultimat…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pretty damn old 0
#53 - applecrash (5 hours ago) [-]
My knowledge of the Spiderman series is limited, seeing as im more interested in the X-Men and The Fantastic Four. At the end of the Apocalypse fight they wrap it up with some bull and everything goes back to normal though. I don't want to ruin it because i thought it was freakin awesome no matter how bull it was.
#54 - swiftshadow (5 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I do hope to eventually get through the entire series. I had no interest in fantastic 4 until the cataclysm storyline revealed to me that Reed Richards was a mass murderer in the ultimate universe.

I do recommend ultimate spider man. One of my favorite parts was an issue when they decided to make a spider man movie but refused to pay peter any money because he would not reveal who he was. They had Toby Maguire playing spider man and Sam Raime directing. A dude looking like Bruce Cambell showed up and peter sat stuck against a wall looking down on the film and pouting / boycotting the movie while it was filming. It was quite funny.
#55 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
hmm might give it a try then, also i would actually not recommend Ultimatum or as it has been dubbed my many Ultimaturd.
#56 - swiftshadow (4 hours ago) [-]
I had collected all the ultimatum storyline as part of my ultimate spider man collection. It wasn't the greatest but there were moments I enjoyed such as watching Jay Johana Jameson come to the realization the spider man is a true hero.
#57 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
Meh, ill admit i skim any pages with spiderman heavy stuff to get to my stuff
#50 - interesting. The trades I have so far only bring me to issue 4…  [+] (7 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pretty damn old 0
#51 - applecrash (5 hours ago) [-]
Well I know in the Ultimate series that Sabertooth claims to be Wolverine's son, and that, wele, everyone dies in Ultimatum. Plus later in the fight with Apocalypse in Ultimate, Wolverine's arm is ripped off in the same side that Cable has his metal prosthetic.
#52 - swiftshadow (5 hours ago) [-]
interesting. I don't remember him having a fake arm in ultimatum. Maybe he had come back at one point and I just don't know.

My ultimate universe knowledge is limited to ultimate spider man and cross over events so I could very well just be ignorant to the fact.

I am getting a strong feeling that marvel is bringing peter parker back to the ultimate universe. The back of a recent issue mentioned one of peters biggest foes returning, they subtitled the arc Resurrection and the new series is called Miles Morales: the ultimate spider-man. I like Miles and all but I loved peter and I fucking balled when he died.
#53 - applecrash (5 hours ago) [-]
My knowledge of the Spiderman series is limited, seeing as im more interested in the X-Men and The Fantastic Four. At the end of the Apocalypse fight they wrap it up with some bull and everything goes back to normal though. I don't want to ruin it because i thought it was freakin awesome no matter how bull it was.
#54 - swiftshadow (5 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I do hope to eventually get through the entire series. I had no interest in fantastic 4 until the cataclysm storyline revealed to me that Reed Richards was a mass murderer in the ultimate universe.

I do recommend ultimate spider man. One of my favorite parts was an issue when they decided to make a spider man movie but refused to pay peter any money because he would not reveal who he was. They had Toby Maguire playing spider man and Sam Raime directing. A dude looking like Bruce Cambell showed up and peter sat stuck against a wall looking down on the film and pouting / boycotting the movie while it was filming. It was quite funny.
#55 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
hmm might give it a try then, also i would actually not recommend Ultimatum or as it has been dubbed my many Ultimaturd.
#56 - swiftshadow (4 hours ago) [-]
I had collected all the ultimatum storyline as part of my ultimate spider man collection. It wasn't the greatest but there were moments I enjoyed such as watching Jay Johana Jameson come to the realization the spider man is a true hero.
#57 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
Meh, ill admit i skim any pages with spiderman heavy stuff to get to my stuff
#48 - He wouldn't have had the adamantium bones back then  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Pretty damn old +2
User avatar #60 - larrysjournal (3 hours ago) [-]
now why do you have to go off and make sense?
#47 - Is he really? I have started collecting the ultimate xmen seri…  [+] (9 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pretty damn old 0
#49 - applecrash (5 hours ago) [-]
Issue 88 Pages 2 and 3
#50 - swiftshadow (5 hours ago) [-]
interesting. The trades I have so far only bring me to issue 49. I wonder though if it is actually wolverine or possible his son. They killed wolverine off in the ultimatum story line beyond his healing factor. They killed most the x-men. I know his son is one of the main characters in the ultimate comics x-men series once it rebooted however. I don't think wolverine ever returned. Still a pretty cool twist, even if it leaves plot holes. I hope to eventually collect all the ultimate x-men series. I am a fan of the ultimate universe.
#51 - applecrash (5 hours ago) [-]
Well I know in the Ultimate series that Sabertooth claims to be Wolverine's son, and that, wele, everyone dies in Ultimatum. Plus later in the fight with Apocalypse in Ultimate, Wolverine's arm is ripped off in the same side that Cable has his metal prosthetic.
#52 - swiftshadow (5 hours ago) [-]
interesting. I don't remember him having a fake arm in ultimatum. Maybe he had come back at one point and I just don't know.

My ultimate universe knowledge is limited to ultimate spider man and cross over events so I could very well just be ignorant to the fact.

I am getting a strong feeling that marvel is bringing peter parker back to the ultimate universe. The back of a recent issue mentioned one of peters biggest foes returning, they subtitled the arc Resurrection and the new series is called Miles Morales: the ultimate spider-man. I like Miles and all but I loved peter and I fucking balled when he died.
#53 - applecrash (5 hours ago) [-]
My knowledge of the Spiderman series is limited, seeing as im more interested in the X-Men and The Fantastic Four. At the end of the Apocalypse fight they wrap it up with some bull and everything goes back to normal though. I don't want to ruin it because i thought it was freakin awesome no matter how bull it was.
#54 - swiftshadow (5 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I do hope to eventually get through the entire series. I had no interest in fantastic 4 until the cataclysm storyline revealed to me that Reed Richards was a mass murderer in the ultimate universe.

I do recommend ultimate spider man. One of my favorite parts was an issue when they decided to make a spider man movie but refused to pay peter any money because he would not reveal who he was. They had Toby Maguire playing spider man and Sam Raime directing. A dude looking like Bruce Cambell showed up and peter sat stuck against a wall looking down on the film and pouting / boycotting the movie while it was filming. It was quite funny.
#55 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
hmm might give it a try then, also i would actually not recommend Ultimatum or as it has been dubbed my many Ultimaturd.
#56 - swiftshadow (4 hours ago) [-]
I had collected all the ultimatum storyline as part of my ultimate spider man collection. It wasn't the greatest but there were moments I enjoyed such as watching Jay Johana Jameson come to the realization the spider man is a true hero.
#57 - applecrash (4 hours ago) [-]
Meh, ill admit i skim any pages with spiderman heavy stuff to get to my stuff
#380 - Ya. I slowly got better after meeting the girl who is now my w… 04/19/2014 on Oblivious Single... 0
#372 - I can, it just amazes me how teenage me, and young 20's me is …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Oblivious Single... 0
User avatar #376 - brrigg (04/19/2014) [-]
haha, classic rookie mistakes. gotta love em.
#380 - swiftshadow (04/19/2014) [-]
Ya. I slowly got better after meeting the girl who is now my wife. Like when we were watching the witchblade anime (borderline pornographic first of all) and we started wrestling and I kept trying to stop it on her and she decided to make out with me as a distraction to restart it. I definitely made sure to that ended with less clothes on than they wear in witchblade. I ended up banging her for months before she decided she wanted to date, even though during that time neither of us had anything going on with anyone else. We even went to dinner and movies regularly but she always got freaked out by the label of dating for those first few months so we were basically friends with benefits.
#73 - I am curious about this patent for Technicolor thing. I know f… 04/19/2014 on Disney fact comp part 1 0
#342 - I know that there were tons of missed opportunities that I had…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Oblivious Single... 0
User avatar #358 - brrigg (04/19/2014) [-]
but i bet you can laugh at the obliviousness of your former self now though.
#372 - swiftshadow (04/19/2014) [-]
I can, it just amazes me how teenage me, and young 20's me is so much different than 27 year old married me. Now I am confident but before I always felt like no one could possible be interested with me.

I used to hang out with a girl on a regular basis and we hung out on the porch of an abandoned house. We would always wrestle around, she would sometimes pin me against a wall, hands above my head and be pressed right up against me and I was oblivious. We often ended up in a cuddling position and she even ended up struggling in a way that my hands ended up on her tits sometimes. I was oblivious.

I eventually worked up the courage one day, called her and told her I was falling in love with her. She didn't know what to say and the conversation ended there. She called me up the next day and wanted to hang out. It still took a month before I asked her out because I was unsure if she was interested.

With my wife things were complicated as she sent mixed signals. We met online, had a date and she wanted to come back to my place. We watched a movie, she put her head on my shoulder and had to grab my hand before I actually kissed her. That's as far as it went that night. The next night she invited herself over to watch a show. We spent most the time in my bed and I still didn't make a move. Eventually she told me she wasn't interested in me that way but wanted to be friends.

We often hung out at my place and in my bed. She invited me over after work one night, in her hot tub, had me give her a back rub and I was still oblivious. I got her drunk one night and she confessed to liking me but being scared about it. ( her last bf banged her best friend) I convinced myself to kiss her when she said "thanks for respecting me saying I wanted to be friends" so I didn't make a move. A week later she asked why I didn't make a move and kiss her. She was waiting for me to and she could see I wanted to. It was partly her signals and partly me being beta ( not an issue now)
User avatar #376 - brrigg (04/19/2014) [-]
haha, classic rookie mistakes. gotta love em.
#380 - swiftshadow (04/19/2014) [-]
Ya. I slowly got better after meeting the girl who is now my wife. Like when we were watching the witchblade anime (borderline pornographic first of all) and we started wrestling and I kept trying to stop it on her and she decided to make out with me as a distraction to restart it. I definitely made sure to that ended with less clothes on than they wear in witchblade. I ended up banging her for months before she decided she wanted to date, even though during that time neither of us had anything going on with anyone else. We even went to dinner and movies regularly but she always got freaked out by the label of dating for those first few months so we were basically friends with benefits.

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