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#2 - I thought it would make it a lot funnier. 04/18/2014 on Add Anime Eyes, Please 0
#72 - Admin why can't I register as "gunexplain"? The web… 04/15/2014 on 4chan 0
#40 - There's a gunexplain. **** , I would be gunexplai…  [+] (22 new replies) 04/14/2014 on 4chan 0
User avatar #72 - swiftcoyote (04/15/2014) [-]
Admin why can't I register as "gunexplain"? The website says it's taken, but there is no user page.

User avatar #50 - meuk (04/14/2014) [-]
yeah wow no bullets. such gay.
User avatar #59 - themurp (04/14/2014) [-]
Never point a gun at anything you don't want to shoot, regardless of if the safety is on or if it's loaded.
User avatar #64 - gigamuffin (04/14/2014) [-]
What if it has blanks in it?
#63 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/14/2014) [-]
Okay, yeah, 'don't aim unless you plan to shoot, don't shoot unless you plan to kill', and trigger discipline are important and all, but when it's unloaded it's just a paperweight, and people can use them for props and otherwise. It's a funny picture on the internet, let's appreciate that.
User avatar #65 - themurp (04/15/2014) [-]
Of course I do stupid stuff with guns, but I get angry when people don't acknowledge that it's stupid. Someone in my family that I've never met or heard much else of accidentally shot someone friend, brother? because he thought it was empty.
User avatar #67 - meuk (04/15/2014) [-]
if you think pointing an empty gun at something is more stupid than buying a gun, you're a fucking faggit.
User avatar #66 - meuk (04/15/2014) [-]
that just means you're a stupid fucking moron. just don't buy guns. guns are for police and retards.
User avatar #68 - themurp (04/15/2014) [-]
How dare you imply I am a police. I just a little more government officially than the other kids. I human all the same.
User avatar #69 - meuk (04/15/2014) [-]
i am implies that is you a retard, not an police
User avatar #74 - themurp (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh, that's fine.
#70 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/15/2014) [-]
'Guns are for retards'. Please, explain to me why a self-defense weapon/hunting implement/display item should only be owned by law enforcement or the mentally impaired.
User avatar #75 - themurp (04/15/2014) [-]
Don't feed the troll
User avatar #76 - meuk (04/15/2014) [-]
it's not trolling because i don't like guns in your hand. you're trolling. don't feed you. get it? you don't win by saying that.
User avatar #77 - themurp (04/15/2014) [-]
I was really trying to hint to him that he shouldn't consider what I said seriously, since it was just a troll convo. (well, I believe it to be so) You beat trolls by enjoying the conversation.
User avatar #78 - meuk (04/16/2014) [-]
think what you will, you're a retarded fuckhead if you own guns for self-defense.
User avatar #71 - meuk (04/15/2014) [-]
because you, obviously, don't need a gun in your home. explain to me why you would need a gun. hurrr durr second amendment hurrrr the presidents hurrrr. defense from whom? self-defense lol fucking americans.
#79 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/17/2014) [-]
Even though you'd have to be a troll to be this fucking stupid, let me put it to you this way, just in case. A man enters my home with a weapon, planning to rob me, and kill any potential witness due to mental instability. I could beg and plead for him not to deliver bodily harm to me, or I could just grab a firearm and kill the fucker where he stands, keep my things, suffer no injury, and remove a bad man from society.

Alternatively, I could live in a city like New York, certain parts of Boston, and Detroit, where I could be murdered or mugged for no fucking reason. Once again, my best alternative here, is a weapon, preferably one that lets be subdue or neutralize my attacker without ever coming within arms' reach.

People hunt, whether you agree with that or not, they do it, and they do it with guns, which they own. Finally, some people collect them, just like some people collect knives, baseball cards, legos, or matchbox cars.
User avatar #80 - meuk (04/17/2014) [-]
man you are on giant motherfucking turd if you think i'm trolling. your argument for finding it normal to buy guns is criminals? jeez louise, you're a fucking piece of shit. get mugged and give your wallet, don't run along the streets packing fucking heat. are you that much of a fucking douchebag that you always walk around with a gun or sleep with one under your pillow? if the chance of 0,0000023 % that some looney bin escapee would walk into your bedroom, and the extra 0,0004340 % chance that you would be awake and aware of it, then yes, a gun would be handy to maybe be faster and stronger than him and use it on him. you sir, are a fucking american turd. the right to a pair of bear arms my asshole.
#81 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/17/2014) [-]
I don't even own a gun, you're just a goddamned moron. The idea of owning a gun is the fact that you might need to defend yourself, and it's the best tool with which to do that. I don't give a flying fuck who it is, if someone is threatening me, I'm going to try to do something about it. Most people would. The fact is, most people don't like to just lay down and take someone else's abuse. Moreover, even if you just accept it, that doesn't mean you wont be hurt in the end, anyway. Better to do unto the other guy before he does unto you. I do not think anyone needs a gun. But I'd rather have one, and not need it, than need it, and not have it.
User avatar #82 - meuk (8 hours ago) [-]
welp, seems like you're a giant fucking turd.
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The Wicker Man (Nicholas Cage is in the suit).
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User avatar #13 - monkeybrains (12/23/2012) [-]
You're from NJ? Where? We could get together for a shoot or something.
User avatar #8 - thelovableop (06/14/2012) [-]
hey, where do you watch TLA episodes?
User avatar #9 to #8 - swiftcoyote (06/14/2012) [-]
I got a torrent link off The Pirate Bay. I downloaded them so now they're all saved on my computer.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thelovableop (06/14/2012) [-]
i cant find links to books 1+2
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User avatar #5 - nightcrawlr (01/06/2010) [-]
Wild niglet steals your pics!
User avatar #6 to #5 - swiftcoyote (01/07/2010) [-]
Oh **** I'm too late to use psychic
User avatar #4 - SodaFTW **User deleted account** (01/06/2010) [-]
grats on winning that contest
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get out abracadabra.
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