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#173 - Time to get a new pillow or wash your pillowcase.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on sweetsighlullaby's profile 0
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#174 - danmegaflakes (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks
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#55 - My boyfriend says he likes me the way I am. I lift weights an…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
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#511 - sudminator (01/08/2016) [-]
He don't want you to get better, so you won't leave his lazy ass. Get rid of him now! If he's holding you back (or wants you too keep the fat, just so you have big tits....) then he's not good for you, literally......his selfish ass is hurting you.
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#216 - braddlesxp (01/08/2016) [-]
get fit

what the fuck is he doing holding you back
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#107 - victorydanceofc (01/08/2016) [-]
That's some toxic shit right there. I understand liking someone a particular way I personally like chubby guys a LOT but putting your s/o's appearance over their health or their personal wants like that is a good contender for the shittiest thing a person can do in a relationship. My advice? Tell him that if looks matter so much to him that he'd leave you for NOT being an unhealthy weight, then maybe he doesn't care at all. If he doesn't argue that point then call it splitsville, sister. You're gorgeous as hell and deserve a guy who'll realize how great you look no matter your size. It feels weird saying that in this context... considering it's usually used in the opposite context.
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#93 - Onemanretardpack (01/08/2016) [-]
Fuck anyone who tries to pull you down in life. Seriously, I had to deal with so much shit in life until I realized that anyone who wants to hold you back from growing as a person is not someone you want to associate with.

Plus toned girls are fuckin godess-tier
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#72 - bpirate (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm a guy that likes bigger girls, but I would never put my girlfriends appearance before her health. As attractive as I find my chubby girlfriend, if she would want to diet and exercise to lose weight, I would have no objections to it because I know she would be healthier. It's kind of hard liking overweight women while knowing it's unhealthy for them.
If you would be happier if you were skinnier, and he doesn't want that, then you may have to put your happiness first and break it off. You'll only resent him more if you stay with him. Although I agree with kaeporah, you should sit him down and talk about it first
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#71 - chuca (01/08/2016) [-]
Well he has to understand that it is important for your work. If he does care about you he'll care more about being with you than you looking or being a certain way.
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#59 - kaeporah (01/08/2016) [-]
Just sit him down and talk it out. If he's unable to talk shit out, then say fuck it all and find someone better.
#50 - I had more important things going on in my life than the exist…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Everything depends on your... +3
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#51 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]
Well besides the Holocaust ... Hmmmm... Not really
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#49 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]
Gee well fuck me in the ass but I think you've been raised in a parallel universe , you never even asked your parents ? Or I dunno look 'em up on the internet? OR OPEN A BOOK?
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#50 - sweetsighlullaby (01/05/2016) [-]
I had more important things going on in my life than the existence of giraffes? Also, I didn't own a computer until I was 18. We couldn't really afford internet. I'm more of a dragons/warlocks/monsters kind of reader. Honestly, it never occurred to me to question the existence of the giraffe. I just made the assumption that it was mythical and didn't think about it for a while. Don't you have anything from your childhood that you found out wasn't true?
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#51 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]
Well besides the Holocaust ... Hmmmm... Not really

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User avatar #172 - danmegaflakes (01/10/2016) [-]
My pillow smells like piss
User avatar #173 to #172 - sweetsighlullaby (01/10/2016) [-]
Time to get a new pillow or wash your pillowcase.
User avatar #170 - denisDARussian (12/15/2015) [-]
At least maybe you found the joke humorous. No offense intended.

User avatar #171 to #170 - sweetsighlullaby (12/15/2015) [-]
I didn't think it was funny and I found it inappropriate, but I always thumb up anyone who comments on my posts cause it means that they took the time to read them. Also, I hate to see anyone get buried in red thumbs. But that's ok, I'm not offended and I think your joke could be a great joke in the right context.
#155 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You have been here for almost four years. It's time for you to leave.
User avatar #156 to #155 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
You don't seem to be having a good day. Anything I can do to help you feel better?
#157 to #156 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You can post nudes.
User avatar #158 to #157 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm not a hottie with a body. I like to be here for the lols, not the balls. no thanks.
#159 to #158 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
You're a guy?
You're a guy?
User avatar #160 to #159 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
No, haha. Definitely female. I just don't want my cooter all over the internet.
#161 to #160 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm not asking for your cooter. I'm asking for your hooter.
User avatar #162 to #161 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
Still no thank you.
#163 to #162 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
It wasn't a question.
User avatar #164 to #163 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
Well, that isn't very polite. But that's okay. Respectfully, no.
#165 to #164 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
>thinking that saying no gets you out of it
User avatar #166 to #165 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
It does because you can't exactly come to my house, take pictures of my hooters, post them online, and expect me not to disagree. Sorry, still no. Stop please?
#167 to #166 - Elk (06/19/2015) [-]
Sorry, m'lady.
User avatar #168 to #167 - sweetsighlullaby (06/19/2015) [-]
It's okay. No big deal. I forgive you.
User avatar #154 - joshlol (05/13/2015) [-]
you from trondheim?
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#136 - acemcgunner (03/31/2014) [-]
check out my sweet guns!!
#124 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
hello
hello
User avatar #126 to #125 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #127 to #126 - sweetsighlullaby (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm good, you?
User avatar #128 to #127 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
good good
User avatar #129 to #128 - sweetsighlullaby (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm Rachel
User avatar #130 to #129 - acemcgunner (03/28/2014) [-]
I am ace "the long shot" and I think you're neat!!
anyways, how are you, today? what's new?
what do you like?
User avatar #132 to #130 - sweetsighlullaby (03/30/2014) [-]
Is your name actually ace? And I'm ok. Nothing new, but maybe a new job. I work at Subway, but I'm applying anywhere I can find. I like just about everything. Honestly, there are few things I don't like. What about you?
User avatar #153 to #132 - scizzor (07/12/2014) [-]
Subway, ouch. I've only heard bad things about working for them. Hope you got the new job. Also.. hi?
User avatar #133 to #132 - acemcgunner (03/30/2014) [-]
I like video games and puck and ponies etc. same things you like lol
User avatar #134 to #133 - sweetsighlullaby (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm not into ponies (no offense). Just not my thing. But I enjoy vidya games I like the older games tho. Nintendo 64 and such
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (03/30/2014) [-]
lol not into ponies I like only with my nieces and I N64 the best systems
#115 to #114 - sweetsighlullaby (01/26/2014) [-]
Stank like Flowers and Unicorns.
#116 to #115 - funnyisme (01/26/2014) [-]
Will you marry me?
#118 to #117 - funnyisme (01/26/2014) [-]
These children need a mother
#120 to #119 - funnyisme (01/26/2014) [-]
Then we shall Party
Then we shall Party
#121 to #120 - sweetsighlullaby (01/26/2014) [-]
I have epilepsy. Calm down with the blinky gifs. lol
User avatar #91 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
remember the time you had a penis on your profile?
User avatar #93 to #92 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
imma post mine on here now
User avatar #94 to #93 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Why? Other people will be able to see it? Doesn't it scare you that multiple people might end up seeing your private bits?
#95 to #94 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
private bits? oh god why u do dis ;_;
private bits? oh god why u do dis ;_;
User avatar #96 to #95 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Why do I do what? I mean, I don't object to seeing anyone's private bits, but I just am afraid for your internet safety. Once you upload something you can never erase it. that's scary
User avatar #97 to #96 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
when you say pvt bits you make me feel like a 2 inch erected oriental man
User avatar #98 to #97 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh. I meant private bits as a way to include male/female parts. I have trouble using the word penis. Makes me blush like an idiot.... *edit* doesn't it frighten you that people may see your male parts?
#99 to #98 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
i'd be frightened if people didn't see them
User avatar #100 to #99 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
You are confusing
User avatar #101 to #100 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
that was a joke.. IT WAS ALL A JOKE WOMAN!
User avatar #102 to #101 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
lol, sorry, I was just worried about you
User avatar #103 to #102 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
wanna make out?
User avatar #104 to #103 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
You live far away I have short lips.
#105 to #104 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
i dont need lips for this
User avatar #106 to #105 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh my. Tongues are gross
User avatar #107 to #106 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
yes they are

no they are not
User avatar #108 to #107 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sleepy
User avatar #109 to #108 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
okay

*gets naked*
User avatar #112 to #109 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
Okays nightnight
User avatar #113 to #112 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
night homie
User avatar #110 to #109 - sweetsighlullaby (08/14/2013) [-]
why naked?
User avatar #111 to #110 - irwincardozo (08/14/2013) [-]
because why the hell not?
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User avatar #88 to #87 - sweetsighlullaby (06/12/2013) [-]
Now send it
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User avatar #78 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #79 to #78 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
not much you?
#80 to #79 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
the **** is there a penis on your profile?
User avatar #81 to #80 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
There is a penis on my profile?
User avatar #82 to #81 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
there is a penis on your profile
User avatar #83 to #82 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
I think I found it and deleted it... TARGET ACQUIRED
#84 to #83 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
RIP dat penis
RIP dat penis
User avatar #85 to #84 - sweetsighlullaby (05/15/2013) [-]
Exactly! I'm sleepy Sir Good night. I'll talk to you tomorrow
User avatar #86 to #85 - irwincardozo (05/15/2013) [-]
nighty night broski
User avatar #70 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
how are you
User avatar #71 to #70 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
tired, you?
#72 to #71 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
lost and confused, twisted and used
User avatar #73 to #72 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
:/ that's bad news bears, wanna talk about it?
#74 to #73 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
people i love are being mean to me ;_;
User avatar #75 to #74 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
well, maybe they are a little misguided at the moment. "be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" - Plato
#76 to #75 - irwincardozo (03/17/2013) [-]
it not easy to be kind when someone you love ***** with you and treats you like **** .. but imma try
User avatar #77 to #76 - sweetsighlullaby (03/17/2013) [-]
If they are treating you badly, assuming you've done nothing to provoke them, then tell them it is not ok. Don't be mean about it, just firm.
User avatar #64 - irwincardozo (11/21/2012) [-]
pretty person
User avatar #65 to #64 - sweetsighlullaby (11/21/2012) [-]
Beautiful Man :)
User avatar #66 to #65 - irwincardozo (11/21/2012) [-]
how are you <3
User avatar #67 to #66 - sweetsighlullaby (11/21/2012) [-]
Good :) Enjoying the tiny text. You?
User avatar #68 to #67 - irwincardozo (11/22/2012) [-]
tiny text is ze best... im okay
User avatar #69 to #68 - sweetsighlullaby (11/23/2012) [-]
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
User avatar #63 to #62 - sweetsighlullaby (11/17/2012) [-]
message me?
User avatar #58 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #59 to #58 - sweetsighlullaby (11/11/2012) [-]
<3 :) how are you?
User avatar #60 to #59 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
been okay,,, yourself?
User avatar #61 to #60 - sweetsighlullaby (11/11/2012) [-]
Good :) message me?
User avatar #56 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Is that all you wanted to know?
User avatar #57 to #56 - sweetsighlullaby (11/11/2012) [-]
I have more questions, of course, but I can't owe you a debt of information. So I can't ask you anymore until I give you information. Keeps it nice and fair, aye?
User avatar #51 - Turmoil (09/08/2012) [-]
Hello new friend!
User avatar #52 to #51 - sweetsighlullaby (09/08/2012) [-]
Hey there! What's up?
User avatar #53 to #52 - Turmoil (09/08/2012) [-]
Just perusing the interweb and playing vidya games. Yourself?
User avatar #54 to #53 - sweetsighlullaby (09/08/2012) [-]
doing some perusing :)
#32 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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helllo
User avatar #34 to #33 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
hows it going pretty eyed miss :3
User avatar #35 to #34 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
pretty well, though I'm bout to head to bed fer the night :P rather exhausted and not feeling well at all :P you?
#36 to #35 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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i'm tired as hell too.. but i CANNOT STOP COLLECTING THESE DAMN ITEMS!!
User avatar #37 to #36 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
lol, want some of mine?
#40 to #37 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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cucumbers for me
User avatar #41 to #40 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
they make cucumber items?
User avatar #42 to #41 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
yup.. i was collecting them to send it to all the women in my list hahaha.. i'm stupid sometimes

YOU SHOULD MAKE POST PICS OF YOUR FACE!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
my face is on my profile pic?
User avatar #45 to #44 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm not too pretty. My profile pic is like, one of the only good pics I've ever taken. You dont wanna see more
User avatar #46 to #45 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
psssshtt.. i dont believe you
User avatar #47 to #46 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
Believe me :) I am always honest
#48 to #47 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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still think you're pretty though
User avatar #49 to #48 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
Well then, thank you :) I'mma hit the hay, nightnight
#50 to #49 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
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goodnight buddy (no sexual)
User avatar #38 to #37 - irwincardozo (09/01/2012) [-]
i've got what you have.. but you can have some of mine <3
User avatar #39 to #38 - sweetsighlullaby (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm good :) I only wanted carrots :) I love carrots
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