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#45 - yeah I'm just stating my opinion and I respect yours if it dif…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/05/2012 on C'mon Mum.. 0
#47 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
You as well, my good man.
#116 - technosauce (08/05/2012) [-]
dawwwwwwww ;.;
#181 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
#65 - ihavefever (08/05/2012) [-]
fuck, that is cute
#67 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
I love cute this.. .:D
User avatar #48 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
goddammit you made me dawwww like crazy. You win my Internets for the night.
#51 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
Cute things are my specialty.
#53 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
dear god...

and on a side note I just realized I fucked up your gender in a previous comment... so correction: "good mam"
#57 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
;3

it's ok. I dun mind.
#42 - I may be mistaken but wasn't the whole idea behind Twilight so…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2012 on C'mon Mum.. 0
User avatar #43 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
And she also said the vampires were really supposed to be pixies. You can see why I don't believe anything she says.
User avatar #46 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I have never heard that before. why the fuck are they supposed to be pixies??
#49 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Why? I DON'T KNOW!
User avatar #50 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
nice gif. and I thought she may have elaborated on a statement like that... either way Edward basically was a pixie anyway
User avatar #52 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, pretty much. In fact, I think I remember a mind reading power from Changling: The Lost, a tabletop RPG that has the players play as half-human, half-Fae creatures.
#38 - I'm not upset by the content and the fact that it's erotic I j…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/05/2012 on C'mon Mum.. 0
User avatar #54 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
Can't really expect much from something that was originally a Twilight Fan Fiction (yes, you heard right). Which, consequently, was probably the only reason this piece of drivel was published.

It's so stupid these days. Here I am, writing like a maniac and trying to get published by practice, reading books, querying agents, and I get shut out. But crap like this gets published? I seriously want to give up!
User avatar #58 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah I knew it was based of a fanfiction... well guess you could always just write a piece of shit to get published then come out with something worth reading... but that wouldn't be very rewarding at all. Idk the world is weird, but I wouldn't give up. I'd actually love to read something if you were willing to share.
User avatar #59 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
I've posted a bunch on FJ in the Morbid Channel, but not a lot of people seemed to go for it. I do have a Historical Romance novel that released in June and a YA Historical that's releasing tomorrow (you can find those by searching for "Amy Croall" on Amazon).

I hope I can get enough people to buy it for 99 cents and post a crapload of amazing reviews to get an agent's attention. Crossing my fingers!
User avatar #60 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I may check that out then. and good luck!
User avatar #61 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
Thank you :-)

If you do check it out, please enjoy! It's worth a few minutes, I'd say, but maybe I'm biased :-)
User avatar #40 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
That's your opinion/understanding of it. No need to bash you on it. I haven't really read the book or seen a sentence of it, so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #45 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah I'm just stating my opinion and I respect yours if it differs. Just having a friendly discussion on the matter good sir. Enjoy the rest of your internet for the night.
#47 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
You as well, my good man.
#116 - technosauce (08/05/2012) [-]
dawwwwwwww ;.;
#181 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
#65 - ihavefever (08/05/2012) [-]
fuck, that is cute
#67 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
I love cute this.. .:D
User avatar #48 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
goddammit you made me dawwww like crazy. You win my Internets for the night.
#51 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
Cute things are my specialty.
#53 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
dear god...

and on a side note I just realized I fucked up your gender in a previous comment... so correction: "good mam"
#57 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
;3

it's ok. I dun mind.
#37 - I read twilight and I didn't really find the "love scenes…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2012 on C'mon Mum.. 0
User avatar #39 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
It just didn't work. A critic online I really respect, Noah Antwiler (aka The Spoony One) thought the movies (and by extension, the books) would have been much better if it was a tragic story about Bella mistaking lust for true love, but the writer herself wasn't smart enough to do that. Later, he made a joke about Meyer in a movie review: One of the characters said "how can I write about things I don't know about?" and he cut in with "That's never stopped Stephenie Meyer!"
User avatar #42 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I may be mistaken but wasn't the whole idea behind Twilight some weird wet dream she had too?
User avatar #43 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
And she also said the vampires were really supposed to be pixies. You can see why I don't believe anything she says.
User avatar #46 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I have never heard that before. why the fuck are they supposed to be pixies??
#49 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Why? I DON'T KNOW!
User avatar #50 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
nice gif. and I thought she may have elaborated on a statement like that... either way Edward basically was a pixie anyway
User avatar #52 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, pretty much. In fact, I think I remember a mind reading power from Changling: The Lost, a tabletop RPG that has the players play as half-human, half-Fae creatures.
#33 - are you fxcking kidding me? I read a chapter of that book and …  [+] (27 new replies) 08/05/2012 on C'mon Mum.. +3
User avatar #36 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
It's good writing, but it is an erotica novel so...What do you expect? :L
User avatar #38 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I'm not upset by the content and the fact that it's erotic I just found the story from the few chapters I read to be lacking
User avatar #54 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
Can't really expect much from something that was originally a Twilight Fan Fiction (yes, you heard right). Which, consequently, was probably the only reason this piece of drivel was published.

It's so stupid these days. Here I am, writing like a maniac and trying to get published by practice, reading books, querying agents, and I get shut out. But crap like this gets published? I seriously want to give up!
User avatar #58 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah I knew it was based of a fanfiction... well guess you could always just write a piece of shit to get published then come out with something worth reading... but that wouldn't be very rewarding at all. Idk the world is weird, but I wouldn't give up. I'd actually love to read something if you were willing to share.
User avatar #59 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
I've posted a bunch on FJ in the Morbid Channel, but not a lot of people seemed to go for it. I do have a Historical Romance novel that released in June and a YA Historical that's releasing tomorrow (you can find those by searching for "Amy Croall" on Amazon).

I hope I can get enough people to buy it for 99 cents and post a crapload of amazing reviews to get an agent's attention. Crossing my fingers!
User avatar #60 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I may check that out then. and good luck!
User avatar #61 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
Thank you :-)

If you do check it out, please enjoy! It's worth a few minutes, I'd say, but maybe I'm biased :-)
User avatar #40 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
That's your opinion/understanding of it. No need to bash you on it. I haven't really read the book or seen a sentence of it, so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #45 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah I'm just stating my opinion and I respect yours if it differs. Just having a friendly discussion on the matter good sir. Enjoy the rest of your internet for the night.
#47 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
You as well, my good man.
#116 - technosauce (08/05/2012) [-]
dawwwwwwww ;.;
#181 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
#65 - ihavefever (08/05/2012) [-]
fuck, that is cute
#67 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
I love cute this.. .:D
User avatar #48 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
goddammit you made me dawwww like crazy. You win my Internets for the night.
#51 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
Cute things are my specialty.
#53 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
dear god...

and on a side note I just realized I fucked up your gender in a previous comment... so correction: "good mam"
#57 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
;3

it's ok. I dun mind.
User avatar #35 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Not like this is new, Twilight might as well have been softcore porn.
User avatar #37 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I read twilight and I didn't really find the "love scenes" in it to be risque at all. I'm not really bothered by the fact that it's an erotic novel because those have been around for a long time. I'm just upset that the story itself just isn't that good in terms of a plot.
User avatar #39 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
It just didn't work. A critic online I really respect, Noah Antwiler (aka The Spoony One) thought the movies (and by extension, the books) would have been much better if it was a tragic story about Bella mistaking lust for true love, but the writer herself wasn't smart enough to do that. Later, he made a joke about Meyer in a movie review: One of the characters said "how can I write about things I don't know about?" and he cut in with "That's never stopped Stephenie Meyer!"
User avatar #42 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I may be mistaken but wasn't the whole idea behind Twilight some weird wet dream she had too?
User avatar #43 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
And she also said the vampires were really supposed to be pixies. You can see why I don't believe anything she says.
User avatar #46 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I have never heard that before. why the fuck are they supposed to be pixies??
#49 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Why? I DON'T KNOW!
User avatar #50 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
nice gif. and I thought she may have elaborated on a statement like that... either way Edward basically was a pixie anyway
User avatar #52 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, pretty much. In fact, I think I remember a mind reading power from Changling: The Lost, a tabletop RPG that has the players play as half-human, half-Fae creatures.
#5 - The story of every insurance company. 08/05/2012 on I Hate Them 0
#30 - wait fifty shades darker? ... I thought it was just the one book...  [+] (30 new replies) 08/05/2012 on C'mon Mum.. +1
User avatar #32 - darknesincontrol (08/05/2012) [-]
its a trilogy. The last one is called 50 Shades Freed
User avatar #31 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
Series of 3 books....my mom is reading it too....*sigh*
User avatar #33 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
are you fxcking kidding me? I read a chapter of that book and it wasn't good at all. What happened to standards when it came to writing and publishing a book? Now I can just go write a perverted fanfiction and if enough horny fans like it just change the names and bam I got a best seller...
User avatar #36 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
It's good writing, but it is an erotica novel so...What do you expect? :L
User avatar #38 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I'm not upset by the content and the fact that it's erotic I just found the story from the few chapters I read to be lacking
User avatar #54 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
Can't really expect much from something that was originally a Twilight Fan Fiction (yes, you heard right). Which, consequently, was probably the only reason this piece of drivel was published.

It's so stupid these days. Here I am, writing like a maniac and trying to get published by practice, reading books, querying agents, and I get shut out. But crap like this gets published? I seriously want to give up!
User avatar #58 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah I knew it was based of a fanfiction... well guess you could always just write a piece of shit to get published then come out with something worth reading... but that wouldn't be very rewarding at all. Idk the world is weird, but I wouldn't give up. I'd actually love to read something if you were willing to share.
User avatar #59 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
I've posted a bunch on FJ in the Morbid Channel, but not a lot of people seemed to go for it. I do have a Historical Romance novel that released in June and a YA Historical that's releasing tomorrow (you can find those by searching for "Amy Croall" on Amazon).

I hope I can get enough people to buy it for 99 cents and post a crapload of amazing reviews to get an agent's attention. Crossing my fingers!
User avatar #60 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I may check that out then. and good luck!
User avatar #61 - MrsMcDowell (08/05/2012) [-]
Thank you :-)

If you do check it out, please enjoy! It's worth a few minutes, I'd say, but maybe I'm biased :-)
User avatar #40 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
That's your opinion/understanding of it. No need to bash you on it. I haven't really read the book or seen a sentence of it, so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #45 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah I'm just stating my opinion and I respect yours if it differs. Just having a friendly discussion on the matter good sir. Enjoy the rest of your internet for the night.
#47 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
You as well, my good man.
#116 - technosauce (08/05/2012) [-]
dawwwwwwww ;.;
#181 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
#65 - ihavefever (08/05/2012) [-]
fuck, that is cute
#67 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
I love cute this.. .:D
User avatar #48 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
goddammit you made me dawwww like crazy. You win my Internets for the night.
#51 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
Cute things are my specialty.
#53 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
dear god...

and on a side note I just realized I fucked up your gender in a previous comment... so correction: "good mam"
#57 - SavageBAMFx (08/05/2012) [-]
;3

it's ok. I dun mind.
User avatar #35 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Not like this is new, Twilight might as well have been softcore porn.
User avatar #37 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I read twilight and I didn't really find the "love scenes" in it to be risque at all. I'm not really bothered by the fact that it's an erotic novel because those have been around for a long time. I'm just upset that the story itself just isn't that good in terms of a plot.
User avatar #39 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
It just didn't work. A critic online I really respect, Noah Antwiler (aka The Spoony One) thought the movies (and by extension, the books) would have been much better if it was a tragic story about Bella mistaking lust for true love, but the writer herself wasn't smart enough to do that. Later, he made a joke about Meyer in a movie review: One of the characters said "how can I write about things I don't know about?" and he cut in with "That's never stopped Stephenie Meyer!"
User avatar #42 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I may be mistaken but wasn't the whole idea behind Twilight some weird wet dream she had too?
User avatar #43 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
And she also said the vampires were really supposed to be pixies. You can see why I don't believe anything she says.
User avatar #46 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
I have never heard that before. why the fuck are they supposed to be pixies??
#49 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Why? I DON'T KNOW!
User avatar #50 - sweetnothings (08/05/2012) [-]
nice gif. and I thought she may have elaborated on a statement like that... either way Edward basically was a pixie anyway
User avatar #52 - angelojuusan (08/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, pretty much. In fact, I think I remember a mind reading power from Changling: The Lost, a tabletop RPG that has the players play as half-human, half-Fae creatures.
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#155 - I knew his blood was green but since you know guys blood is re… 08/04/2012 on would Hulk tap tht? 0
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#43 - What porn are you watching where the couple have a candlelit d… 08/04/2012 on Porn vs. Reality +8
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User avatar #73 - thesoxpride (08/04/2012) [-]
Well played sir, well played
#229 - i know that feel, bro 08/04/2012 on who the f*** is this 0
#49 - why does everyone assume his jizz is green?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2012 on would Hulk tap tht? +5
User avatar #64 - sketchysketchist (08/04/2012) [-]
It's a strange assumption that may have something to do with radiation being in his system making all hig bodily fluids green.
Though I never read a damn hulk comic in my life and never seen any fluid escape the green bastard.
But hey, it's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #66 - venompwns (08/04/2012) [-]
His blood is green in the comic so, yeah his jizz might just be green.
User avatar #155 - sweetnothings (08/04/2012) [-]
I knew his blood was green but since you know guys blood is red and jizz white I was jw if there was any basis for the thought that the Hulks blood was the same color as his jizz. but you're right the jokes are rather funny so I accept that his jizz is probably green.. Just though I'd bring up a point.

....we might ask betty, that bitch would probably know.
User avatar #51 - thesoxpride (08/04/2012) [-]
Cus nigger jizz is black
User avatar #52 - sweetnothings (08/04/2012) [-]
well you seem to be familiar with nigger's jizz so i'll take your word for it.
User avatar #73 - thesoxpride (08/04/2012) [-]
Well played sir, well played
#82 - thanks for that. I'm aware but saying "brb I'm just walki… 08/02/2012 on Oh /b/! 0
#8 - meanwhile in about 99.999999% of movies and tv shows ever made... 08/02/2012 on family guy +1
#4 - it's not their fault they've been trained to play with such th… 08/02/2012 on HUMAN NATURE. +1
#57 - brb, just going to the studio  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2012 on Oh /b/! +1
#80 - ryanfitzy (08/02/2012) [-]
False, he was on his way back FROM the studio, and got shot actually right outside his residence.
User avatar #82 - sweetnothings (08/02/2012) [-]
thanks for that. I'm aware but saying "brb I'm just walking back inside" didn't sound quite right. and for the joke sake since he never actually made it completely back from the studio it still works
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