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#149 - my dad and I felt the same way and honestly I was beyond disap… 11/04/2013 on Every time 0
#104 - this would just make the fantasy hotter. I'd press the … 10/29/2013 on Will you press it? +1
#39 - no the most perfect pancake has those crispy edges with the go… 10/02/2013 on It looks like the sun +1
#370 - mozzarella and tomato sandwich with potato salad... yeah I'm g… 09/27/2013 on what would it be? 0
#463 - some of those phrases gave me chills. Thinking women are the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Dang it feels..Keep it... +1
User avatar #466 - sorcha (09/26/2013) [-]
No means no it doesn't matter what gender you are

I should wirte for hallamrk with that cheese but the sentiment correct
#20 - job well done, OP. How long did that take you to finish? 09/20/2013 on title 0
#59 - he could also just be a guy who went to the shelter because he… 09/20/2013 on Merica +3
#34 - so OP's teacher asked for essays that essentially would defend…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on Did nothing wrong +2
#52 - vapaus (09/25/2013) [-]
Fuck him, amirite? hfw
#87 - i'll have to add that to my christmas list 08/28/2013 on Wowda-melm 0
#57 - ...wtf I cut myself at work just slicing tomatoes... I'm a failure  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Wowda-melm 0
User avatar #77 - cormy (08/28/2013) [-]
Tomatoes are harder to cut than watermelon. Fucking skins on tomatoes are tough to get through if the inside is even slightly mushy not to mention it's far smaller than a watermelon, as are the cuts you would make.
Don't feel down guy, I'm the family cook and I can tell you, tomatoes are dicks.
User avatar #65 - marksey (08/28/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect... With a chainmail glove
User avatar #87 - sweetnothings (08/28/2013) [-]
i'll have to add that to my christmas list
#181 - ok we get it you're trying to break away from the whole Disney… 08/27/2013 on Please stop it Miley 0
#10 - ... bitch please. 08/22/2013 on Massive Firework +40
#254 - to each their own. appreciate the aqua teen meme  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Peta. -2
User avatar #255 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Like I said, not a bad pun. I've certainly heard worse, and I found that guy recently and it's been very useful, so enjoy
#124 - ok makes sense. and uh hope that news turns out how you want i…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #125 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope this time its just a scare, as well..
User avatar #132 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been through this just recently. I know the emotional stress you must be going through. Don't worry, things will turn out in your favor.
User avatar #134 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, it probably will. In either case there won't be any baby in the picture, because thank science for abortion. The only problem is how fucking expensive that shit is in this country, and hoping that certain people's parents never find out that abortion never occured, lol.
User avatar #136 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Oops, my bad. Cross out that last "never."
User avatar #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
No worries, dude. My girlfriend actually skipped her period for an entire month. You can imagine what kind of nightmare fuel that is. Also, my girlfriend didn't agree with abortion, so more nightmare fuel. Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #138 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's exactly what's going on with us right now. Although it has thankfully just been a couple of days, she says she's never had a period this late before, and there's small spots (of blood) rather than just nothing. Oh well, she'll get her preggo tests as soon as she can. Probably nothing to worry about. Well, I live in the United States, but myself I'm from Europe, so I'm used to free health care. My girlfriend is American though.
User avatar #144 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Be cautious about spotting, that could mean 2 totally different things. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a blood test, that is the only way to be 100% sure. Also abortion laws vary from state to state. What state do you live in?
User avatar #145 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to do that. This takes place in California, so I've heard a relatively cheap and quick abortion can be available.
User avatar #148 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah definitely. I also live in California. If your girlfriend is under 18 she'll need a judicial bypass if she actually is pregnant.
#119 - like you would rather go back to being a virgin. Sorry not que…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #123 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and no worries. I'm an open minded person, willing to talk about pretty much anything. So feel free.
User avatar #122 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well. To me, sex just feels good. The state of being a "non-virgin" has absolutely no meaning or points of glorification to me. Whether I'd rather go back to being a virgin or not, I can't really say yet. It depends on news I am about to find out about in a couple of days.. lol. Otherwise, I don't at all regret having sex with the person I did it with, whom I love.
User avatar #130 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Wrap your shit up, bruh.
User avatar #131 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I always wrap my "shit" up.
User avatar #133 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Good. I know shit can happen, put her on birth control.
#115 - but you'd really rather go back to never having sex?  [+] (18 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #117 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
What do you mean, skipping that one time(s) or never have sex ever?
User avatar #119 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
like you would rather go back to being a virgin. Sorry not questioning your decisions just merely curious. My friends talk about how awesome sex is (obviously I'm the virgin of the group) but then they'll sometimes say stuff similar to your comment
User avatar #123 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and no worries. I'm an open minded person, willing to talk about pretty much anything. So feel free.
User avatar #122 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well. To me, sex just feels good. The state of being a "non-virgin" has absolutely no meaning or points of glorification to me. Whether I'd rather go back to being a virgin or not, I can't really say yet. It depends on news I am about to find out about in a couple of days.. lol. Otherwise, I don't at all regret having sex with the person I did it with, whom I love.
User avatar #130 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Wrap your shit up, bruh.
User avatar #131 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I always wrap my "shit" up.
User avatar #133 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Good. I know shit can happen, put her on birth control.
User avatar #118 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Well in either case, rather than becoming a dad at my age, then absolutely yes.
User avatar #124 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
ok makes sense. and uh hope that news turns out how you want it My roommate had a scare this year so now how much that stresses someone out. hope everything turns out ok
User avatar #125 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope this time its just a scare, as well..
User avatar #132 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been through this just recently. I know the emotional stress you must be going through. Don't worry, things will turn out in your favor.
User avatar #134 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, it probably will. In either case there won't be any baby in the picture, because thank science for abortion. The only problem is how fucking expensive that shit is in this country, and hoping that certain people's parents never find out that abortion never occured, lol.
User avatar #136 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Oops, my bad. Cross out that last "never."
User avatar #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
No worries, dude. My girlfriend actually skipped her period for an entire month. You can imagine what kind of nightmare fuel that is. Also, my girlfriend didn't agree with abortion, so more nightmare fuel. Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #138 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's exactly what's going on with us right now. Although it has thankfully just been a couple of days, she says she's never had a period this late before, and there's small spots (of blood) rather than just nothing. Oh well, she'll get her preggo tests as soon as she can. Probably nothing to worry about. Well, I live in the United States, but myself I'm from Europe, so I'm used to free health care. My girlfriend is American though.
User avatar #144 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Be cautious about spotting, that could mean 2 totally different things. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a blood test, that is the only way to be 100% sure. Also abortion laws vary from state to state. What state do you live in?
User avatar #145 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to do that. This takes place in California, so I've heard a relatively cheap and quick abortion can be available.
User avatar #148 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah definitely. I also live in California. If your girlfriend is under 18 she'll need a judicial bypass if she actually is pregnant.
#111 - I'm just curious because I've heard a few friends say this as …  [+] (20 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #113 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Well, what can I say.. Potentially unpleasant news?
User avatar #115 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
but you'd really rather go back to never having sex?
User avatar #117 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
What do you mean, skipping that one time(s) or never have sex ever?
User avatar #119 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
like you would rather go back to being a virgin. Sorry not questioning your decisions just merely curious. My friends talk about how awesome sex is (obviously I'm the virgin of the group) but then they'll sometimes say stuff similar to your comment
User avatar #123 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and no worries. I'm an open minded person, willing to talk about pretty much anything. So feel free.
User avatar #122 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well. To me, sex just feels good. The state of being a "non-virgin" has absolutely no meaning or points of glorification to me. Whether I'd rather go back to being a virgin or not, I can't really say yet. It depends on news I am about to find out about in a couple of days.. lol. Otherwise, I don't at all regret having sex with the person I did it with, whom I love.
User avatar #130 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Wrap your shit up, bruh.
User avatar #131 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I always wrap my "shit" up.
User avatar #133 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Good. I know shit can happen, put her on birth control.
User avatar #118 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Well in either case, rather than becoming a dad at my age, then absolutely yes.
User avatar #124 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
ok makes sense. and uh hope that news turns out how you want it My roommate had a scare this year so now how much that stresses someone out. hope everything turns out ok
User avatar #125 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope this time its just a scare, as well..
User avatar #132 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been through this just recently. I know the emotional stress you must be going through. Don't worry, things will turn out in your favor.
User avatar #134 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, it probably will. In either case there won't be any baby in the picture, because thank science for abortion. The only problem is how fucking expensive that shit is in this country, and hoping that certain people's parents never find out that abortion never occured, lol.
User avatar #136 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Oops, my bad. Cross out that last "never."
User avatar #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
No worries, dude. My girlfriend actually skipped her period for an entire month. You can imagine what kind of nightmare fuel that is. Also, my girlfriend didn't agree with abortion, so more nightmare fuel. Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #138 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's exactly what's going on with us right now. Although it has thankfully just been a couple of days, she says she's never had a period this late before, and there's small spots (of blood) rather than just nothing. Oh well, she'll get her preggo tests as soon as she can. Probably nothing to worry about. Well, I live in the United States, but myself I'm from Europe, so I'm used to free health care. My girlfriend is American though.
User avatar #144 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Be cautious about spotting, that could mean 2 totally different things. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a blood test, that is the only way to be 100% sure. Also abortion laws vary from state to state. What state do you live in?
User avatar #145 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to do that. This takes place in California, so I've heard a relatively cheap and quick abortion can be available.
User avatar #148 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah definitely. I also live in California. If your girlfriend is under 18 she'll need a judicial bypass if she actually is pregnant.
#50 - Picture 08/20/2013 on I like lizards 0
#124 - isn't that james dean? ... if so I'm a fan 08/20/2013 on This Just Made My Life +2
#247 - I'm surprised she just didn't raise the white flag after your …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Peta. +15
#253 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not a bad pun, but I'm just tired I guess
User avatar #254 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
to each their own. appreciate the aqua teen meme
User avatar #255 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Like I said, not a bad pun. I've certainly heard worse, and I found that guy recently and it's been very useful, so enjoy
#30 - fair enough. Have fun parkouring and such 08/20/2013 on Lucky Pants 0
#173 - sadly that's true.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on skills 0
#174 - magmon (08/21/2013) [-]
I would never have known that. Thank you, citizen of Obviopolis.
#13 - so ... why do you have pants that can hold three people? cheap…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Lucky Pants +3
#14 - cookedspider (08/20/2013) [-]
Me and my kind of people (parkour people) kinda started a thing. I coach at a parkour and freerunning gym as an apprentice instructor and one of my coworkers got me into pants that caught my eye, made by a company called KingSize Big&Tall (appropriate name for it too). I bought the pants and ever since then I just dumped all my muggle (normal people) clothing and I wear these pants everywhere. 6XL is my average size, anything under that might be a bit too small. I guess we traceurs like baggy sweats, for me it makes me feel like a shaolin monk, or Aladdin, sometimes an assassin when I climb on buildings and do a gargoyle squat but forget the looks for a second because these pants are comfortable! Free movement and very breathable in hot weather!
Pic semi related, all the coaches wanted to pose assassin shots on the scaffolding bars during our break and I thought my pants looked cool in this
User avatar #30 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
fair enough. Have fun parkouring and such
#22 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
r u justin bieber
#23 - cookedspider (08/20/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm a crab.
#11 - so you could literally have a small party in your pants... nice.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Lucky Pants +8
#12 - cookedspider (08/20/2013) [-]
Yeah pretty much. This was taken in a hotel in Poland by someone I do not know but one of my friends sent it to me months later. I'm the shirtless one on the left.
User avatar #13 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
so ... why do you have pants that can hold three people? cheap sleeping bag?
#14 - cookedspider (08/20/2013) [-]
Me and my kind of people (parkour people) kinda started a thing. I coach at a parkour and freerunning gym as an apprentice instructor and one of my coworkers got me into pants that caught my eye, made by a company called KingSize Big&Tall (appropriate name for it too). I bought the pants and ever since then I just dumped all my muggle (normal people) clothing and I wear these pants everywhere. 6XL is my average size, anything under that might be a bit too small. I guess we traceurs like baggy sweats, for me it makes me feel like a shaolin monk, or Aladdin, sometimes an assassin when I climb on buildings and do a gargoyle squat but forget the looks for a second because these pants are comfortable! Free movement and very breathable in hot weather!
Pic semi related, all the coaches wanted to pose assassin shots on the scaffolding bars during our break and I thought my pants looked cool in this
User avatar #30 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
fair enough. Have fun parkouring and such
#22 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
r u justin bieber
#23 - cookedspider (08/20/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm a crab.
#6 - i thought the 3rd one was pretty good 08/20/2013 on Chilling and killing.... 0
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