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#39 - ...I know the picture I posted is a scene from Not Another Tee…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on looks like i have to drop... +1
User avatar #41 - vatra (11/04/2013) [-]
If only this had been up before I yelled at you.
User avatar #43 - sweetnothings (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah I thought people would get the reference apparently I was mistaken
User avatar #44 - vatra (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've never heard of that movie.
User avatar #45 - sweetnothings (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah well it's a bit older I've just seen it on comedy central a few times and remembered that scene making me laugh a bit
#8 - watching all the interviews for First Class and Days of Future…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Xavier and Magneto kill... +2
User avatar #11 - cossackwhoop (11/04/2013) [-]
I like the Stewart - McKellen bromance too.
User avatar #12 - sweetnothings (11/05/2013) [-]
of course that one is also a great bromance... I actually consider that a sir-mance. those two mean are classy as fuck
#13 - cossackwhoop (11/05/2013) [-]
sirmance.
#13 - "Oh **** , **** , **** … 11/04/2013 on Cat on ice 0
#32 - but it's probably going to stain it too  [+] (11 new replies) 11/04/2013 on looks like i have to drop... +5
User avatar #47 - delightfuldemona (11/04/2013) [-]
I love that movie.
User avatar #40 - vatra (11/04/2013) [-]
It's WATER! There is nothing in water to stain. Stains are from the colorings, sugars and other chemicals that are in liquids, tell me how many of those does water have?
#63 - mr skeltal (11/04/2013) [-]
YOU FUCKING SIMPLE CUNT
User avatar #78 - vatra (11/06/2013) [-]
Aww does someone need their diaper changed?
User avatar #42 - sweetnothings (11/04/2013) [-]
again the picture I posted is from a movie where they make a joke about water staining... that's why I posted the picture with it
#38 - mr skeltal (11/04/2013) [-]
>water
User avatar #39 - sweetnothings (11/04/2013) [-]
...I know the picture I posted is a scene from Not Another Teen Movie where she gets water poured on her dress and someone says "oh snap that's going to stain."
User avatar #41 - vatra (11/04/2013) [-]
If only this had been up before I yelled at you.
User avatar #43 - sweetnothings (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah I thought people would get the reference apparently I was mistaken
User avatar #44 - vatra (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've never heard of that movie.
User avatar #45 - sweetnothings (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah well it's a bit older I've just seen it on comedy central a few times and remembered that scene making me laugh a bit
#149 - my dad and I felt the same way and honestly I was beyond disap… 11/04/2013 on Every time 0
#104 - this would just make the fantasy hotter. I'd press the … 10/29/2013 on Will you press it? +1
#39 - no the most perfect pancake has those crispy edges with the go… 10/02/2013 on It looks like the sun +1
#370 - mozzarella and tomato sandwich with potato salad... yeah I'm g… 09/27/2013 on what would it be? 0
#463 - some of those phrases gave me chills. Thinking women are the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Dang it feels..Keep it... +1
User avatar #466 - sorcha (09/26/2013) [-]
No means no it doesn't matter what gender you are

I should wirte for hallamrk with that cheese but the sentiment correct
#20 - job well done, OP. How long did that take you to finish? 09/20/2013 on title 0
#59 - he could also just be a guy who went to the shelter because he… 09/20/2013 on Merica +3
#34 - so OP's teacher asked for essays that essentially would defend…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on Did nothing wrong +2
#52 - vapaus (09/25/2013) [-]
Fuck him, amirite? hfw
#87 - i'll have to add that to my christmas list 08/28/2013 on Wowda-melm 0
#57 - ...wtf I cut myself at work just slicing tomatoes... I'm a failure  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Wowda-melm 0
User avatar #77 - cormy (08/28/2013) [-]
Tomatoes are harder to cut than watermelon. Fucking skins on tomatoes are tough to get through if the inside is even slightly mushy not to mention it's far smaller than a watermelon, as are the cuts you would make.
Don't feel down guy, I'm the family cook and I can tell you, tomatoes are dicks.
User avatar #65 - marksey (08/28/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect... With a chainmail glove
User avatar #87 - sweetnothings (08/28/2013) [-]
i'll have to add that to my christmas list
#181 - ok we get it you're trying to break away from the whole Disney… 08/27/2013 on Please stop it Miley 0
#10 - ... bitch please. 08/22/2013 on Massive Firework +40
#254 - to each their own. appreciate the aqua teen meme  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Peta. -2
#255 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Like I said, not a bad pun. I've certainly heard worse, and I found that guy recently and it's been very useful, so enjoy
#124 - ok makes sense. and uh hope that news turns out how you want i…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #125 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope this time its just a scare, as well..
User avatar #132 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been through this just recently. I know the emotional stress you must be going through. Don't worry, things will turn out in your favor.
User avatar #134 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, it probably will. In either case there won't be any baby in the picture, because thank science for abortion. The only problem is how fucking expensive that shit is in this country, and hoping that certain people's parents never find out that abortion never occured, lol.
User avatar #136 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Oops, my bad. Cross out that last "never."
User avatar #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
No worries, dude. My girlfriend actually skipped her period for an entire month. You can imagine what kind of nightmare fuel that is. Also, my girlfriend didn't agree with abortion, so more nightmare fuel. Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #138 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's exactly what's going on with us right now. Although it has thankfully just been a couple of days, she says she's never had a period this late before, and there's small spots (of blood) rather than just nothing. Oh well, she'll get her preggo tests as soon as she can. Probably nothing to worry about. Well, I live in the United States, but myself I'm from Europe, so I'm used to free health care. My girlfriend is American though.
User avatar #144 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Be cautious about spotting, that could mean 2 totally different things. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a blood test, that is the only way to be 100% sure. Also abortion laws vary from state to state. What state do you live in?
User avatar #145 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to do that. This takes place in California, so I've heard a relatively cheap and quick abortion can be available.
User avatar #148 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah definitely. I also live in California. If your girlfriend is under 18 she'll need a judicial bypass if she actually is pregnant.
#119 - like you would rather go back to being a virgin. Sorry not que…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #123 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and no worries. I'm an open minded person, willing to talk about pretty much anything. So feel free.
User avatar #122 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well. To me, sex just feels good. The state of being a "non-virgin" has absolutely no meaning or points of glorification to me. Whether I'd rather go back to being a virgin or not, I can't really say yet. It depends on news I am about to find out about in a couple of days.. lol. Otherwise, I don't at all regret having sex with the person I did it with, whom I love.
User avatar #130 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Wrap your shit up, bruh.
User avatar #131 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I always wrap my "shit" up.
User avatar #133 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Good. I know shit can happen, put her on birth control.
#115 - but you'd really rather go back to never having sex?  [+] (18 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #117 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
What do you mean, skipping that one time(s) or never have sex ever?
User avatar #119 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
like you would rather go back to being a virgin. Sorry not questioning your decisions just merely curious. My friends talk about how awesome sex is (obviously I'm the virgin of the group) but then they'll sometimes say stuff similar to your comment
User avatar #123 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and no worries. I'm an open minded person, willing to talk about pretty much anything. So feel free.
User avatar #122 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well. To me, sex just feels good. The state of being a "non-virgin" has absolutely no meaning or points of glorification to me. Whether I'd rather go back to being a virgin or not, I can't really say yet. It depends on news I am about to find out about in a couple of days.. lol. Otherwise, I don't at all regret having sex with the person I did it with, whom I love.
User avatar #130 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Wrap your shit up, bruh.
User avatar #131 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I always wrap my "shit" up.
User avatar #133 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Good. I know shit can happen, put her on birth control.
User avatar #118 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Well in either case, rather than becoming a dad at my age, then absolutely yes.
User avatar #124 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
ok makes sense. and uh hope that news turns out how you want it My roommate had a scare this year so now how much that stresses someone out. hope everything turns out ok
User avatar #125 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope this time its just a scare, as well..
User avatar #132 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been through this just recently. I know the emotional stress you must be going through. Don't worry, things will turn out in your favor.
User avatar #134 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, it probably will. In either case there won't be any baby in the picture, because thank science for abortion. The only problem is how fucking expensive that shit is in this country, and hoping that certain people's parents never find out that abortion never occured, lol.
User avatar #136 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Oops, my bad. Cross out that last "never."
User avatar #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
No worries, dude. My girlfriend actually skipped her period for an entire month. You can imagine what kind of nightmare fuel that is. Also, my girlfriend didn't agree with abortion, so more nightmare fuel. Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #138 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's exactly what's going on with us right now. Although it has thankfully just been a couple of days, she says she's never had a period this late before, and there's small spots (of blood) rather than just nothing. Oh well, she'll get her preggo tests as soon as she can. Probably nothing to worry about. Well, I live in the United States, but myself I'm from Europe, so I'm used to free health care. My girlfriend is American though.
User avatar #144 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Be cautious about spotting, that could mean 2 totally different things. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a blood test, that is the only way to be 100% sure. Also abortion laws vary from state to state. What state do you live in?
User avatar #145 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to do that. This takes place in California, so I've heard a relatively cheap and quick abortion can be available.
User avatar #148 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah definitely. I also live in California. If your girlfriend is under 18 she'll need a judicial bypass if she actually is pregnant.
#111 - I'm just curious because I've heard a few friends say this as …  [+] (20 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle 0
User avatar #113 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Well, what can I say.. Potentially unpleasant news?
User avatar #115 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
but you'd really rather go back to never having sex?
User avatar #117 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
What do you mean, skipping that one time(s) or never have sex ever?
User avatar #119 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
like you would rather go back to being a virgin. Sorry not questioning your decisions just merely curious. My friends talk about how awesome sex is (obviously I'm the virgin of the group) but then they'll sometimes say stuff similar to your comment
User avatar #123 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and no worries. I'm an open minded person, willing to talk about pretty much anything. So feel free.
User avatar #122 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well. To me, sex just feels good. The state of being a "non-virgin" has absolutely no meaning or points of glorification to me. Whether I'd rather go back to being a virgin or not, I can't really say yet. It depends on news I am about to find out about in a couple of days.. lol. Otherwise, I don't at all regret having sex with the person I did it with, whom I love.
User avatar #130 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Wrap your shit up, bruh.
User avatar #131 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I always wrap my "shit" up.
User avatar #133 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Good. I know shit can happen, put her on birth control.
User avatar #118 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Well in either case, rather than becoming a dad at my age, then absolutely yes.
User avatar #124 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
ok makes sense. and uh hope that news turns out how you want it My roommate had a scare this year so now how much that stresses someone out. hope everything turns out ok
User avatar #125 - spidahridah (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for your best wishes. I hope this time its just a scare, as well..
User avatar #132 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been through this just recently. I know the emotional stress you must be going through. Don't worry, things will turn out in your favor.
User avatar #134 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, it probably will. In either case there won't be any baby in the picture, because thank science for abortion. The only problem is how fucking expensive that shit is in this country, and hoping that certain people's parents never find out that abortion never occured, lol.
User avatar #136 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Oops, my bad. Cross out that last "never."
User avatar #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
No worries, dude. My girlfriend actually skipped her period for an entire month. You can imagine what kind of nightmare fuel that is. Also, my girlfriend didn't agree with abortion, so more nightmare fuel. Also, what country do you live in?
User avatar #138 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's exactly what's going on with us right now. Although it has thankfully just been a couple of days, she says she's never had a period this late before, and there's small spots (of blood) rather than just nothing. Oh well, she'll get her preggo tests as soon as she can. Probably nothing to worry about. Well, I live in the United States, but myself I'm from Europe, so I'm used to free health care. My girlfriend is American though.
User avatar #144 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Be cautious about spotting, that could mean 2 totally different things. Go to Planned Parenthood and get a blood test, that is the only way to be 100% sure. Also abortion laws vary from state to state. What state do you live in?
User avatar #145 - spidahridah (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to do that. This takes place in California, so I've heard a relatively cheap and quick abortion can be available.
User avatar #148 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah definitely. I also live in California. If your girlfriend is under 18 she'll need a judicial bypass if she actually is pregnant.
#50 - Picture 08/20/2013 on I like lizards 0
#124 - isn't that james dean? ... if so I'm a fan 08/20/2013 on This Just Made My Life +2
#247 - I'm surprised she just didn't raise the white flag after your …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Peta. +15
#253 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not a bad pun, but I'm just tired I guess
User avatar #254 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
to each their own. appreciate the aqua teen meme
#255 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Like I said, not a bad pun. I've certainly heard worse, and I found that guy recently and it's been very useful, so enjoy
#30 - fair enough. Have fun parkouring and such 08/20/2013 on Lucky Pants 0
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#1 - mr skeltal (02/23/2013) [-]
Mumford and Sons ******* suck.
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