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#7 - not only are you apparently not strong and independent but you…  [+] (8 replies) 08/29/2015 on #feminism +17
#23 - reggaemortis (08/29/2015) [-]
#21 - sweetsinister (08/29/2015) [-]
Get a sharp knife and thud the top of the lid so you have a small hole, should open up just fine then, works better and alot faster.
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#20 - bababuey (08/29/2015) [-]
I push the knife under the lid and make leverage, it releases the pressure from the jar, and you can open it easily then. Never failed me.
#17 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Or just smash it
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#12 - cubicalpayload (08/29/2015) [-]
**cubicalpayload used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**cubicalpayload rolls 87** You can also tap the lip of the jar (just below the lid) with the dull side of a butter-knife.
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#11 - enemyoftrn (08/29/2015) [-]
I am a right hand dominant, but whenever I can't open a bottle of ketchup, a jam jar, I usually just use my left hand to grab the lid and gave it a twist. It usually worked.
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#9 - vorarephilia (08/29/2015) [-]
and a rubber band around the lid. adds more grip.

source: I don't even lift.
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#24 - elmirbuljubasic (08/29/2015) [-]
Or, you know, use your shirt
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (19 replies) 08/29/2015 on /r/RoastMe Senseless +1
#319 - anon (03/13/2016) [-]
Your expression makes me think that your mom still ties your shoes
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#241 - vortexicon (08/29/2015) [-]
when did you decide Joan Rivers was your idol? and how soon will you be joining her?
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#185 - blindpone (08/29/2015) [-]
They sell chapstick in a two pack at every convenience store ever for a dollar.
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#174 - machiavellianhumor (08/29/2015) [-]
normal looking 5 out of 10 yet still on here clearly nobody wants you and never will as you just age and get uglier
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#160 - alphadolan (08/29/2015) [-]
I see you're trying out the Lindsey look
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#122 - slothboner (08/29/2015) [-]
Happy 40th birthday
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#98 - Sethorein (08/29/2015) [-]
Filters can't hide everything.
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#92 - theplanetearth (08/29/2015) [-]
Bitch that filter makes you look like you're already in the oven.
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#80 - burytia (08/29/2015) [-]
kinda look like amy winehouses little sister
#71 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Spit Roast.
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#56 - elenalkarnur (08/29/2015) [-]
You look like a poor man's white trash trophy wife.
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#42 - teamrocketninja (08/29/2015) [-]
The new Mrs. Potatohead doll is looking pretty realistic.
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#38 - assassindash (08/29/2015) [-]
It looks like your lips are detachable.
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#39 - sweetnothings (08/29/2015) [-]
i think anything's detachable if you really want it to be. Attaching it again is the tricky part
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#40 - assassindash (08/29/2015) [-]
Eh, well if you need a pair of lips, feel free to ask.
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#41 - sweetnothings (08/29/2015) [-]
from roasting to smooth. touche, sir
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#37 - crazypat (08/29/2015) [-]
When did they start surgically attaching assholes to peoples faces?
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#34 - mentlgen (08/29/2015) [-]

tits or gtfo?
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#35 - sweetnothings (08/29/2015) [-]
bro, worst roast ever. and no to the tits
#10 - how is a small wrist tattoo a "look at me" tattoo? P…  [+] (5 replies) 08/28/2015 on Girl Tattoos 0
#12 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
PS "Everybody's doing it?" Really?! That isn't a very good reason to do something. Women are a lost. fucking. cause. Damn, you all suck so bad!
#11 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
That's the pint of the tattoo. It serves no other purpose. There is literally no reason to tattoo your body except so that others will see whatever you're "expressing." In this case, you want others to see you "expressing" something about your grandpa. If all that mattered to you was a lesson you learned from him, you'd learn the lesson and move on. Writing the lesson on your skin is so OTHER PEOPLE know you "totally learned something from your grandpa...blah, blkah, blkah." It is specifically for attention. You aren't advertising to your self this thing about your grandpa, are you?! It's for attention from others. Drama!

You are a follower; DRAMATIC follower, but I'm sure it looks great next to the butterfly on your ankle and the tribal on your arm, amirite?! Hey, when you put your kid's names on your chest over your heart, where will the koi fish go? Above the tramp-stamp of your family "crest?" Under the angel's wings on your back? How about opposite the song lyrics that...like...totally...are just...like...you, on your side?
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#21 - iateapenguin (08/28/2015) [-]
Jesus christ anon. There's no need to be an absolute cuntbucket.
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#16 - klaes (08/28/2015) [-]
You obviously have a serious issue with anyone who has tattoos.
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#13 - sweetnothings (08/28/2015) [-]
I never said I got the tattoo because everyone else was. I was just making the point that tattoo's really aren't shocking anymore so your argument of someone getting it solely for attention doesn't hold up so much anymore. I feel like you have some bigger issues with people and tattoos and we clearly aren't going to agree so I'm just going to agree to disagree about this topic. And to answer your multiple questions; No, I'm not getting any of those tattoos.
#2 - my buddy Matt decided to do a little experiment. We both hate …  [+] (4 replies) 08/28/2015 on I'd big bang Penny tho +1
#5 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
It's a good show, and well done, you're the first person to find our laughter can be contagious...
#4 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
It's almost like the laugh track (in any show, mind you) is supposed to encourage the viewer to laugh....

I don't get why people go after the laugh track on BBT. There are plenty of other things that make the show complete crap.
#33 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
It's the same laugh track snippet all the time, no other samples, it can get to you.
#3 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
Now you get it.