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    Sweden, you so silly. Sweden, you so silly.
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#177 - Lol funnyjunk still reposts? Bunch of ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Constant Vigilance -7
User avatar #198 - capslockrage (04/18/2013) [-]
Says the blue namer.
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yeah, not like content is meant to be shared among the internet, its not like every person that makes a picture saves it on his hard drive under 5 encrypted folders so it can remain OC forever.
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#147 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#145 - 4chan refugee (12/29/2012) [-]
This kids knows how to cause big **** storms +respect.
User avatar #142 to #141 - swedz (12/20/2012) [-]
<3
#130 - rihardololzz (09/26/2012) [-]
swedes have got good taste in men.
#131 to #130 - swedz (09/26/2012) [-]
I assume you're all butthurt because you touch yourself to gay porn. Funny.   
   
Also, you're the biggest faggot for sure for disabling your profile :)   
   
Pussy, lmao.
I assume you're all butthurt because you touch yourself to gay porn. Funny.

Also, you're the biggest faggot for sure for disabling your profile :)

Pussy, lmao.
#132 to #131 - rihardololzz (09/26/2012) [-]
Norway is a fantastic country and you managed to get rid of the Vikings?
User avatar #134 to #132 - swedz (09/27/2012) [-]
I gotta say that I just love Breivik for killing gay norfags like yourself, lmao.

I laughed pretty hard when I got the news that 89 people were killed. ******* owned.

Breivik: 89
Norfags: 0
Sweden: **** yeah

Blocked, faggot :) I got the last word, lol.
#143 to #134 - 4chan refugee (12/28/2012) [-]
and you wonder why people hate you? kid... you're so butthurt, it aint even funny.
User avatar #144 to #143 - swedz (12/28/2012) [-]
Hahahaha *block IP*

Nice to see you digitalfaggot, you're such a ******* pussy you dont even dare making invalid statements logged in.

Sad queer...
#129 to #128 - swedz (09/01/2012) [-]
Worst
Politician
EVAH!
#122 - lovepain (08/27/2012) [-]
Want to make a trade?

long time no see ;) faggot
#123 to #122 - swedz (08/27/2012) [-]
What type of trade?

******* .
#124 to #123 - lovepain (08/27/2012) [-]
Welcome to my shop.

Bring it up to the counter mudafuk
#125 to #124 - swedz (08/27/2012) [-]
Give me all of your FJ points, ****** .
User avatar #127 to #125 - lovepain (08/27/2012) [-]
What`s you`re best item you got?
#126 to #125 - lovepain (08/27/2012) [-]
If you hook me up with your

Muda.Mudafuka...
User avatar #119 - meowmiks (08/09/2012) [-]
How much is an orc sign
User avatar #120 to #119 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
20 points
#112 - 4chan refugee (07/29/2012) [-]
Nämen tjenare främling ;) Long time no see ;)
User avatar #113 to #112 - swedz (07/29/2012) [-]
Vem nu?
#114 to #113 - 4chan refugee (07/29/2012) [-]
Gissa :D
User avatar #115 to #114 - swedz (07/29/2012) [-]
Vette fan
#110 - Jjacoby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#104 - killerofthestix (07/19/2012) [-]
I was just about to add you.
I was just about to add you.
#105 to #104 - swedz (07/19/2012) [-]
Whaaat, I'm faster than you. :)
#106 to #105 - killerofthestix (07/19/2012) [-]
No, i'm fastest.
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#93 to #92 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
What about my interesting?
#94 to #93 - steelback **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#95 to #94 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes it is. Anything else?
#96 to #95 - steelback **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#97 to #96 - swedz (07/18/2012) [-]
Are me being hypocritical just another witty opinion or an expression towards my so called quote on quote bad behavior which you define as a kick out of the what?

Believe me, you know about 1,3 % of my reasons to state my valid points towards the opposition against repost-ranters. It's based on logic, which people like you defy. Sad, indeed.
#98 to #97 - steelback **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 to #98 - swedz (07/18/2012) [-]
Fix your grammar, god dammit.
User avatar #116 to #99 - drimsical (08/01/2012) [-]
sorry but i couldn't help looking at your last comment "are me being hypocritical just another witty opinion*...

just saying, while you're on the grammar nazi kick
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#69 - ragingbrony (07/16/2012) [-]
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Since by the time you get the notification, my reply would be gone due to the system that the **** boards have, I will reply to your comment here
<---this was the comment btw.

I will never choose to kill myself over something as unimportant as a masturbation habit/preference
I don't live with my parents so such an event could not occur anyways.
Also, I'm actually heterosexual, but regardless of that fact, I never made any attempt to deny being a "faggot", so your remark there was completely irrelevant.

All that aside, I really don't see the point of coming to a board you don't like, only for the reason of insulting those who do like it.
If you don't like it, then even the most basic of logic would point to NOT going there at all.
User avatar #70 to #69 - swedz (07/16/2012) [-]
That is some gay talk right there. Right there, faggot. It only fuels my frustration on getting yourself killed even more. Just why? You cry like a ******* pussy lmao just to defend your so called pride over being a sad queer who masturbates to ponies. There's no reason to deny any of this you dumb queer.
User avatar #71 to #70 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
I feel as though you completely missed my point....BOTH TIMES even. So I'll ONLY say that part for you.

"If you don't like it, then even the most basic of logic would point to NOT going there at all."
In short, stay off the **** Brony board.
User avatar #72 to #71 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
How ever are you an ignorant faggot which makes me simply unable to avoid as in this situation. There are no words of how pathetic your life truly are. Of all i've explain, isn't there any realization? The thoughts of you masturbating to ponies while touching your nipples make me wanna buy that air ticket and beat the **** out of you.
User avatar #74 to #72 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
What you are trying to explain is irrelevant to the point.
User avatar #75 to #74 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
The point here seem to be different subjects, faggot. My first rant was about you being a huge queer. A failure in life. How is that in any part of this discussion irrelevant? I care because I want to. It's an emotional desire which not only makes me happy and satisfied, but also proud. Owning a queer, caught in the act.
User avatar #76 to #75 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
It's irrelevant because the "discussion" is me pointing out the lack of logic in going to a place you don't like.

I could care less if you think I'm a failure, a queer, or any of that.
All I'm saying is, if you don't like places like the **** brony board, it only makes sense to NOT GO THERE.
User avatar #77 to #76 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
So you pretty much assume I dislike the gay board because of your witty so called reasons? Well, sir. I've been handling these sorts of answers before, for the gentlemen like Sunset and Shadowrated. Two queers in your category.

The thing is, I simply don't have any special opinion about the gay board at all. How ever, those who are active on it. Well, that's another story. Faggots like you who (Once again, I have to rewrite the actual fact) touch yourself's to sick **** like R34. Sad.

I still haven't given up the fate on you, dear friend. Why care? It's funny.

Also, lack of logic? Who determines the logical knowledge or the non logical points?
This is the internet. Remember that.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
....And how is the gay board relevant now?
User avatar #79 to #78 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
Keep your focus on the main points, faggot. Don't bring back your retardation from other arguments.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
But...you're the one that brought it up....
User avatar #81 to #80 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
It was included in a valid point. Oh, you got butthurt about your favorite board to touch yourself at? I'm so sorry for offending you, faggot.
User avatar #83 to #81 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
A 'valid point' that was irrelevant to mine at the beginning....
"Keep your focus on the main points"
You're the one who keeps going away from the point...
User avatar #85 to #83 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
Once again you make completely no sense and I'm not sure where you wanna get.
You bring up small details in my comments for the use of a new topic which is pure nonsense. Clearly you are a retarded faggot. Case closed.
User avatar #86 to #85 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
And you ignore the ONLY detail in my comments.
User avatar #87 to #86 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
There's no valid point to discuss that detail any further since it's not a major part of the main point. What makes you losing control of your logic, may it be the lubed dick in your mouth? Would you please put that out and discuss like a gentleman.
User avatar #88 to #87 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
It is THE major point though..
being "Don't like it, avoid it"

"discuss like a gentleman"
Says the guy who's been calling me a faggot, queer, and failure at life this entire conversation.
User avatar #89 to #88 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
In your opinion you get easily offended by words like faggot since you are one and find that rude. But it's fact, boy. Just pure fact, no intention for offensive matters. Why cry about logic? That wouldn't make any sense, right.

Also, about this '' Don't like it, avoid it '' thiny. I've already told you the reason for my amusement and caring about the situation about me on the board laughing my ass of. Because of that I find no valid reason for avoiding it. 1-0, queer.
User avatar #90 to #89 - ragingbrony (07/17/2012) [-]
Well that wouldn't be an opinion, that's an emotion, and a fact (were it to actually be true)
I was only pointing out the irony is telling me to discuss like a gentlemen, when you clearly seem unable to do so yourself.

I just re-read this entire conversation, and nowhere did you express that you were on the boards for sheer amusement and to laugh your ass off.
All I see is you telling me how wrong and messed up it is that I'm there to begin with.
User avatar #91 to #90 - swedz (07/17/2012) [-]
'' I care because I want to. It's an emotional desire which not only makes me happy and satisfied, but also proud. Owning a queer, caught in the act ''

'' The thing is, I simply don't have any special opinion about the gay board at all. How ever, those who are active on it. Well, that's another story. Faggots like you who (Once again, I have to rewrite the actual fact) touch yourself's to sick **** like R34. Sad. ''

You got yourself an expression right in front of you, faggot. My next assumption is that you define opinions and statements including emotional expressions by reading text as black and white. Start to think as well, you sad queer. The affection of that is able to determine who's right and wrong.

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#61 to #94 - swedz (06/30/2012) [-]
I thought we were landbrothers... :(
#62 to #95 - norwegianlad **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #96 - swedz (06/30/2012) [-]
I understand, my sweet nordic friend.
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#65 to #98 - swedz (06/30/2012) [-]
Holy 						****					, that would be amazing. Just think of all the women...
Holy **** , that would be amazing. Just think of all the women...
#68 to #99 - pfpe (07/08/2012) [-]
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#56 - sundip (06/29/2012) [-]
That was a masterpiece.

And as sunset just said, you may think I'm a faggot, but you cannot prevent my love towards you for this glorious ********* .

I enjoyed it.
#57 to #90 - swedz (06/29/2012) [-]
I fully agree with your kind statement, sir. How well you and sunset may suit together, there's nothing gayer than your points.

Amusement at it's best.
#58 to #91 - 4chan refugee (06/29/2012) [-]
You caused half of the ********* .


STFU you faggot.
User avatar #59 to #92 - swedz (06/29/2012) [-]
You mad fagget
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#55 to #88 - swedz (06/29/2012) [-]
I enjoyed it all. Thanky for your contribution with thoughts of idea.    
It was truly inspiring and a commonly nice experience. How ever are you still a faggot.   
But a faggot of peace and calm, which can represent in good ways.
I enjoyed it all. Thanky for your contribution with thoughts of idea.
It was truly inspiring and a commonly nice experience. How ever are you still a faggot.
But a faggot of peace and calm, which can represent in good ways.
User avatar #34 - shadowrated (03/27/2012) [-]
I found your hate comments to be SO hilarious I was laughing on my bed.

Also, you are my first official hater :D

User avatar #35 to #64 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
I find it funny how gay you are :) Go suck the others dick. Haha you´d like that, queer ^^
User avatar #36 to #68 - shadowrated (03/28/2012) [-]
haha yes I would. I need moar haters, I'm glad I finally have a real one
User avatar #37 to #69 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
Think again then, faggot :)
User avatar #39 to #71 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
Queer :)
User avatar #40 to #72 - shadowrated (03/28/2012) [-]
Homo ﹕⁾
User avatar #41 to #73 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
Hah, you´re the only one on this site.
User avatar #43 to #75 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
Such a queer :)
#44 to #76 - shadowrated (03/28/2012) [-]
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Only the biggest
User avatar #45 to #77 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
I know that by now. Faggot :)
#47 to #79 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
Such an ignorant queer
Such an ignorant queer
#52 to #84 - shadowrated (03/28/2012) [-]
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They said I could become anything

so I became a dumbass

#53 to #85 - swedz (03/28/2012) [-]
You´ve always been a faggot aswell
You´ve always been a faggot aswell
User avatar #33 - maxismahname (03/07/2012) [-]
dude you are amazing.
#21 - deadlyyarikh (03/07/2012) [-]
Dude you are just a jerk, who doesn't have any real friends so you go and pick on the bronies because you have nothing better to do. You need to grow up and stop hating people just for a show they watch, are you 5 years old? NO? Then grow the **** up and stop acting like it...
User avatar #23 to #50 - swedz (03/07/2012) [-]
I sense butthurt from a faggot who´s mad. Really mad. Now stop crying and keep sucking your '' friends '' dick. Or whatever theres left of it... Fags
#24 to #52 - deadlyyarikh (03/07/2012) [-]
Please explain how watching a show makes any of us gay, and how that gives you permission to be a total asshole?
User avatar #25 to #53 - swedz (03/07/2012) [-]
I dont need some sort of permission to make a statement about how gay you fags are.
#26 to #55 - deadlyyarikh (03/07/2012) [-]
Really because you can't even make up a proper reason for hating us so go back to playing with your baby toys and leave us bronies alone okay?
User avatar #28 to #56 - swedz (03/07/2012) [-]
LMFAO. Bronies? Its called a Gay Community. And all of you fags are just so pathetic. Hah, you can´t do **** IRL.
User avatar #30 to #58 - Deathshan (03/07/2012) [-]
Oh how i do love a structured and justified arguement.
User avatar #32 to #60 - swedz (03/07/2012) [-]
Oh how pathetic fags like you are
#29 to #58 - deadlyyarikh (03/07/2012) [-]
Dude what are you doing with your life, because right now I am 16 in college work 20 hours a week and have volunteered for over 100 hours at a hospital so when you start contributing towards society and stop being a dick and a little bitch about everything then comment me back....
User avatar #31 to #59 - swedz (03/07/2012) [-]
Cool story, faggot. Needs more penises, which you would like. Gay Community
User avatar #11 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (01/04/2012) [-]
Jag tycker att du är en härmapa.
User avatar #12 to #18 - swedz (01/04/2012) [-]
För att?
User avatar #13 to #19 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (01/04/2012) [-]
Du snodde min avatar. ;_;
#14 to #20 - swedz (01/04/2012) [-]
Haft den länge, pysen. :)
#15 to #21 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (01/04/2012) [-]
Swedz Date Signed Up: 10/09/2011

Schmackadoodle Date Signed Up: 5/31/2011

Men det är okej... fast jag kommer aldrig mer vara unik...
User avatar #16 to #22 - swedz (01/04/2012) [-]
Lungt <3
#17 to #23 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (01/04/2012) [-]
Puss <3
#10 - chicomole (12/19/2011) [-]
secret santa time, enjoy your gift and happy holidays

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