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#8 - Picture 06/13/2014 on fun luna 0
#7 - Not always, i once played a chaotic good paladin that, while u… 06/12/2014 on craigslist ad for epic D&D... +1
#94 - Picture 06/12/2014 on Slight printer problem 0
#10 - Why do I have an erection? 06/09/2014 on what the inside of a cow... 0
#8 - amen 06/04/2014 on Gandalf, The Slut 0
#3 - lol he is at office depot 06/02/2014 on Watch dogs gameplay 0
#13 - I think out of all supervillians, he is the most understandabl… 06/02/2014 on Supervillain Origins: Magneto +9
#14 - Picture 05/31/2014 on ITS HAPPENING!! -1
#2173 - *rollimage* 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
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#39 - If deep down he wasn't a good person, then just *******…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/22/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #246 - hammarhead (05/23/2014) [-]
that would be selfless. He keeps him alive for selfish reasons.
#196 - draeman (05/23/2014) [-]
He did, in one movie.
It's called: Batman: The Dark Knight Returns - Part 1
Here's a link:
User avatar #58 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
He has a kind of psychological scuffle with the joker. The Joker's game is to see Batman tumble into insanity. and he has won one some levels. But Batman's game is to intimidate and threaten criminals. The Batman's non violent stance doesn't work when you have an enemy that feels no apparent pain, fear, or trauma. He can't win with the moral highground. If he were to kill the joker, that would win him nothing. he would lose the game and the Joker would get his wish. He may be a bad person deep down, but his sanity is what makes him a hero. who knows what boundaries would be broken if he finally lost his mind.
#154 - tomthehippie (05/23/2014) [-]
There is also that Batman knows that he really isn't more sane than any of the villains he fights, and that if he takes that final step, from just beating the crud out of people to killing, no matter how justified, then he wont stop. There was even a series where Batman did start killing and ended up killing every criminal he found. Rob a gas station for 50 bucks? Batman kills you and hangs your dead body from a streetlight. Take an old lady's purse? Batman kills you and hangs your dead body from a streetlight.

Gotham PD went from "Oh yeah, we're looking for him.... pssh, fuck no we aren't! We love him doing our jobs for us! ", to "HOLY FUCK SHIT WHAT THE BLOODY ELVIS FUCKING A MONKEY ON THE STICK IS GOING ON?!?! Ok guys, now we are actually looking for him... all officers, shoot on sight, empty the whole fucking magazine into him, then reload, rinse and repeat, and keep on going until you are out of ammo, then siphon some gas from your car and burn the body... just to be sure he is actually dead..."
#99 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
Well shit if that's all that's keeping Joker alive then here's a solution, let one of the other Justice League members kill him. or instead of sending him back to Arkham asylum every time Batman catches him (since by now they know he's just going to get back out anyway) why don't Gotham authorities just execute him instead?
User avatar #110 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
He's already dead in the comics
User avatar #57 - madobnoxious (05/22/2014) [-]
well he isn't a good person if he lets Joker live
User avatar #43 - devilofscience (05/22/2014) [-]
Because knowing that deep down your not good gives you the right to resist those darker urges and do whats right over what's easy, batman's basically saying that if he were ever in a life or death situation in which he couldn't see any other way out he could and would throw his morals aside and do what needed to be done to survive... of course that's just what I'm getting from the supposed quote it would probably be clearer with context.
User avatar #41 - gelind (05/22/2014) [-]
Havnt you played D and D there is a difference between lawful and good, you can be lawful evil. batman is lawful neutral, superman is neutral good.
User avatar #44 - congthea (05/22/2014) [-]
Superman would be Lawful good, not neutral. Batman is probably chaotic neutral or lawful evil.
User avatar #45 - gelind (05/22/2014) [-]
batman does not kill ever. ergo lawful neutral. superman is not lawful he does not care about it just seeing those that are wrong are punished.
User avatar #46 - congthea (05/22/2014) [-]
Well you've obviously never read a Superman comic then. And being lawful neutral is below batman because of the extreme methods he uses to beat down criminals and apprehend them. Superman most definitely does care about the world, as he's sacrificed himself many times to save it. For Superman it is not about punishment, it's just about saving the people that could be killed by the criminal. However, for Batman it's more than that. He's searching for justice and righteousness in a city drowning in crime and yet he still goes on, he's punishing those that would destroy 'his' Gotham.
#155 - tomthehippie (05/23/2014) [-]
Batman would be chaotic good, because he doesn't give a fuck about the law, only about true justice, that is protecting the innocent. Perhaps neutral good, as he doesn't go out of his way to break the law or establish anarchy. Superman would be Lawful Good.
#107 - He had a tail? 05/22/2014 on damn 0
#54 - And the pointy teeth 05/21/2014 on damn +2
#2 - Deutsche Chinesisch 05/21/2014 on So I wanted to eat chinese 0
#13 - ah, true 05/20/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. 0
#2 - I call ******** , those bullets would be hot, not …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. 0
User avatar #16 - imperial (05/20/2014) [-]
you're right those bullets would be very hot.
User avatar #8 - arziben (05/20/2014) [-]
to the mustache touch it should be fine
User avatar #13 - swbite (05/20/2014) [-]
ah, true
#20 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Dragon n shit +1
#19 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Dragon n shit 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Dragon n shit +31
User avatar #14 - aherorising (05/18/2014) [-]
jesus christ what absolute cunt would make a caption like that
User avatar #8 - fatspartan (05/18/2014) [-]
dat booty doe...
#2 - i request sauce 05/18/2014 on chasing pussy 0
#16 - No one ever counts Ancalagon the black  [+] (18 new replies) 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes +77
User avatar #232 - cpupurpleheart (05/14/2014) [-]
Damn.... That picture is so satisfying...
#203 - jubajubejiblets (05/14/2014) [-]
Or Glaurung for that matter. On another note, I named all my Skyrim characters after LOTR universe dragons, and I still haven't created another character because I ran out of named dragons. Glaurung, Smaug, Ancalagon, and Scatha.
User avatar #178 - leafonthewind (05/14/2014) [-]
are those.....mountains?
User avatar #179 - toensix (05/14/2014) [-]
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#196 - spoileralerts (05/14/2014) [-]
get rek'd toensix, fuckin fagit
User avatar #180 - leafonthewind (05/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #175 - berzerko (05/14/2014) [-]
i'm trying to find away to get this as a wallpaper, is there a source to this?
User avatar #172 - kerryman (05/14/2014) [-]
ya i think he was the size of a mountain
User avatar #116 - ljxjlos (05/14/2014) [-]
Because Ancalagon would probably easily swallow all these, eat some Pacific-Rim-Kaiju as desert and use the Shenlong as dental floss Ignoring magic and all that mumbojumbo because I don´t know to much about the other series. , soooooooo... it´s probably not fair.
User avatar #305 - cpupurpleheart (05/18/2014) [-]
Question: Is there a way to calculate Acalagon's actual size? As far as height and potential wing span I mean. I read on the LOTR wiki that he was the largest dragon ever lived and his size was and I quote from the wiki "Gigantic". Some forums said that "Godzilla sized" (I'm assuming 2014 Godzilla) isn't enough to measure Ancalagon's size.
User avatar #306 - ljxjlos (05/18/2014) [-]
Not really, no.

There is very, very few known about Ancalagon - you see, Ancalagon is from the Silmarillion, which is more of a history textbook or a religious text at some parts...there aren´t too many novel-ish descriptions in there.
The only things known are that when he was finally slain, his downfall destroyed the Thangorodrim. From what we can read in the Books, the Thangorodrim is a three-topped mountain with (probably) a height of 35.000 feet and a diameter of 5 miles.
Considering that the only thing that Tolkien wrote about Dragonmagic was the power of deception, we can probably be sure that the mountains were destroyed purely by his height and weight - so that makes Ancalagon big enough to - in real life terms - destroy the fucking Mount Everest by simply falling on it. That´s pretty damn big if you ask me.D
User avatar #307 - cpupurpleheart (05/18/2014) [-]
Ok thanks for the estimate. I'll use some math converters and compare the sizes with this knowledge. Thanks again.
User avatar #34 - mephiblis (05/14/2014) [-]
How would Deathwing compare to him?
#169 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
Deathwing is estimated at, and I quote: "about 28 meters tall and more than 61 meters long". About as big as Smaug.

So to answer your question, in comparison to Ancalagon: Deathwing isn't even a little bitch. He's not even lunch. Maybe an appetizer.
User avatar #300 - mrpotatofudge (05/15/2014) [-]
I saw something like this but there were more dragons
anyone know?
User avatar #60 - zbro (05/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - mephiblis (05/14/2014) [-]
cool shiggy dawg
#5 - Tom and Jerry shirt  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on You now have super powers 0
User avatar #19 - iliekmennow (05/14/2014) [-]
you will survive so many hits to the head
#13 - Its a goddamn color, what the **** does it matter? 05/13/2014 on simply stated +1
#40 - So, back to the original question, How much worse could t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on Would you? 0
User avatar #41 - sketchE (05/13/2014) [-]
depends. if it were bronies who could actually hold office compared to a random brony. i mean for the pony mindset it would be a lot more about working together and diplomacy. for a random ass brony he might just do something idiotic
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