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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#1 - damn 04/21/2015 on Feminism in a nutshell +3
#3 - Picture 04/21/2015 on WTF 0
#38 - Picture 04/21/2015 on oh OH +2
#1 - That sax player is good  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Techno Subway +383
#162 - anonymous (04/22/2015) [-]
It's especially impressive because baritone players are usually terrible soloists. This guy is fantastic...
User avatar #133 - dtcdannyboy (04/21/2015) [-]
Did you even hear the trumpet player?!?!?
#10 - ninjamanfu (04/21/2015) [-]
thats a big bassy sax or a small man. i can remember what that instrument is called but i dont think its a sax
#164 - bringmesolo (04/22/2015) [-]
BIG SAX
User avatar #21 - roguekek (04/21/2015) [-]
baritone sax

its big
#195 - ninjamanfu (04/22/2015) [-]
that works for me :3
#1 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Dawn of War I +2
#20 - Picture 04/20/2015 on FREE INSTALLATIONS 0
#10 - test 04/20/2015 on swbite's profile 0
#3 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Because women don't have... +1
#24 - this one?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Smooth +3
User avatar #26 - ennioface (04/16/2015) [-]
Omg yes have thumb
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on SUIT UP MARINES! +2
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#1 - Picture 04/16/2015 on ... 0
#116 - Why not just give us control like with the color scheme? O… 04/16/2015 on layout test 0
#68 - so? 04/16/2015 on A special big ol' no +1
#5 - I hate anime, but I would watch the **** out of that  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on East meets West crossover... +7
User avatar #13 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/15/2015) [-]
If I remember, Girls und Panzer actually makes a few references to Kelly's Heroes.
#47 - jimmytwoshoes (04/16/2015) [-]
#5 - So is doomrider 04/15/2015 on Today 0
#1 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Posting like its 2007 +1
#2 - Picture 04/13/2015 on When the whole squad is out +1
#14 - god speed 04/12/2015 on So it Begins. +1
#85 - is it weird that nearly ever version of medusa i see, my first…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Medusa +12
#115 - obliviscor (04/12/2015) [-]
yes.
#3 - Picture 04/11/2015 on It's Over 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (28 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Equal Rights +179
User avatar #337 - ipaintmyfloor (04/12/2015) [-]
I know others have already asked but anyone got link to the original?
#305 - ricks (04/12/2015) [-]
anyone have the original fight video?
User avatar #301 - undeadwill (04/12/2015) [-]
Holy shit that was intense.
#294 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
i really like the trailer of skyrim Elder Scrolls 5 : Skyrim Official Trailer
User avatar #171 - ilikeweed (04/12/2015) [-]
pisses me off that those bitches are throwing plates at him and the other is hitting him in the head with a bin. what if she fucking nailed him in the head with one of those bowls she was throwing. bitches are so fucking crazy bruh i swear. he was just throwing hands and these crazy sluts are trying to kill this nigga.
User avatar #132 - mattnn (04/11/2015) [-]
Oh my god i cant breathe, he doesnt look particularly strong but he still easily fucking wrecks the whole gang
User avatar #123 - cosmicswagmstr (04/11/2015) [-]
Holy shit that's funny
#39 - thunderpony (04/11/2015) [-]
That entrance that guy made and sword fight sound effects were perfect
User avatar #37 - DmOnZ (04/11/2015) [-]
Oh my fucking god... He went full ham, blast up your ass, I aaiiiiiin't having that, time to unmask my power level, talk shit get hit, world star hip hop, john cena returning champ on their asses.
User avatar #35 - pixmantle (04/11/2015) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #34 - spadeface (04/11/2015) [-]
He's not just any white knight
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User avatar #133 - liquidfunny (04/11/2015) [-]
he saw his sister getting beat on the floor
#231 - eskaywalker (04/12/2015) [-]
**eskaywalker used "*roll picture*"**
**eskaywalker rolled image**
That was epic and badass
#139 - spadeface (04/11/2015) [-]
I did not know that.
#408 - hazardpay (04/12/2015) [-]
That reaction picture is the best "i'm sorry" picture. Also holy shit i dont have a sister but that man must have been boiled blood going into that.
#134 - umppis (04/11/2015) [-]
Holy shit I understand his actions so much better after reading that, i thought that this one was even a bit excessive but holy shit that just makes me 200% mad
User avatar #147 - wisdombranch (04/11/2015) [-]
No, that fight was all kinds of filial!

Man goes in 1Vs5 cause it is personal. On those odds, you fight to leave an impression.
#151 - umppis (04/12/2015) [-]
I might not be in a state to fully comprehend the point youre trying to get across and i had to google what filial meant (its 3:05AM here and im slightly intoxicated) but i somehow feel like i should be agreeing with you here so im just gonna thumbs you up and go to bed
User avatar #156 - wisdombranch (04/12/2015) [-]
Blood is thicker than water: When weaker members of one's family are threatened, most males will be filled with a rage that comes from one of their Berserker ancestors.
User avatar #311 - xtremehivoltage (04/12/2015) [-]
He's not even a wisdombranch
The saying is "the blood if a covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" (friendship > fam)

But I like where he went with it. If my 12 year old sis was getting beat, you bet your ass my 6'3" 200 lb ass would be in there in a snap
User avatar #412 - wisdombranch (04/16/2015) [-]
I have never heard that... ever. Are you from the USA....like up-state New York?
User avatar #413 - xtremehivoltage (04/16/2015) [-]
Tenessee
#157 - umppis (04/12/2015) [-]
thank mr wisdombranch for living up to your name by saying the stuff i want to in words i cant.

Ive decked one guy for harassing my sister and id do it again in a heartbeat
I'm not much of a fighter though so i might get my ass handed over to me in a similar situation someday
User avatar #159 - wisdombranch (04/12/2015) [-]
You have honored me; thank you.
#33 - anonymous (04/11/2015) [-]
made my day
User avatar #26 - deathblossomfour (04/11/2015) [-]
This is fucking beautiful.
User avatar #21 - neeeeee (04/11/2015) [-]
I was waiting for this to get posted
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Vaccines +4
#64 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
He's already half the man you are
#12 - Picture 04/11/2015 on Pornstar Mercedes on... +8
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on FAt aRT 0
User avatar #45 - deadjoke (04/12/2015) [-]
That won't work anymore.
#2 - Picture 04/11/2015 on its funny when it happens... 0

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#10 - swbite (04/20/2015) [-]
test
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#1 - FireFront (08/21/2010) [-]
Steve, **** off. You know I was right on the issues page.
#2 to #1 - swbite (08/21/2010) [-]
you will thumb yourself down
you will thumb yourself down
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