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#11 - The gameplay is okay, but the story seriously made me stop and… 11/20/2014 on Says the writer for... +9
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User avatar #47 - bothemastaofall (11/21/2014) [-]
>gritty action game
>hanging over literal sand-whirlpool one-handedly wielding an AR sharpshooting enemies a football field away

Pick one!
#37 - bluenebula (11/21/2014) [-]
Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai.
User avatar #50 - taggz (11/21/2014) [-]
shit, wrong guy, abort!
User avatar #49 - taggz (11/21/2014) [-]
you weren't supose to tell him!
User avatar #10 - huntergriff (11/20/2014) [-]
is it really that good?
User avatar #15 - theruinedsage (11/20/2014) [-]
No, it is not good. It's a very generic, mediocre CoD clone.

And that's exactly the point. Everything about this game is supposed to make you let your guard down. Play it like it's just another game, without giving anything a second thought. They even included multiplayer, which I highly doubt anyone has ever played seriously.

And then, just as you are starting to have fun, it rocks you to your very core

You need to play it at least once, and not because it's fun, because it isn't.
User avatar #48 - bothemastaofall (11/21/2014) [-]
I giggled at the phosphorous scene
#70 - theruinedsage (11/21/2014) [-]
I did not
User avatar #25 - Onemanretardpack (11/20/2014) [-]
It's CoD with a forced "Lol ur a horrible person" twist thrown in at the end. Maybe if it gave you an option besides doing certain things, I might feel bad about doing it. But I'm not gonna feel bad if I have to do those things just to get through the story
User avatar #71 - theruinedsage (11/21/2014) [-]
good job missing the point, and not having the mental capacity to see it for more than what is was a face value
User avatar #72 - Onemanretardpack (11/21/2014) [-]
Jesus christ. Weak gameplay, weak story, weak characters, and you guys all eat this shit up because it makes you feel deep
#73 - theruinedsage (11/22/2014) [-]
one man retard pack indeed
#28 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
I used to think like you, but then I researched a bit more about the game.You do have a choice. I believe the director said something along these lines...

Erm... Spoilers.

You don't have to go through with it. You don't have to play until the end. But most people do. Why? Because they believe they're the good guys, they believe they can make things right. You can turn off the game at any point. Blaming us for making the game so, and telling us it's our fault you did those things because we gave you no other options is projecting the blame, just like how the protagonist did all along, it's was never his fault, it was Conrad's. It's not your fault you did all those things in a secure ambient where you held complete control, it's ours because we didn't give you other alternatives.

That's a free citation, just so you know.
User avatar #16 - huntergriff (11/20/2014) [-]
so...it's basically a mind fuck?
User avatar #24 - lyiat (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm... not entirely sure what he's talking about, because it's not a CoD clone in the least. It plays a bit like Gears of War with less interesting weapons. It's mechanically sound, it just doesn't do anything new or interesting. You play that game for the story. The story will blow your freaking brain out of it's skull.
User avatar #17 - theruinedsage (11/20/2014) [-]
It's a mindfuck alright, and one of the best.

I have already given away too much.

I only played it through once, at 8 hours, and I don't think I would play it again, because it's really not very fun Mainly because I'm not really an fps fan, though if I were, there would be other games that I would prefer to play . But I would still recommend it as something that you just need to try for yourself. You will be a richer person for it.
This is an experience you need to have, IMO.
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (11/20/2014) [-]
I'll get it then
User avatar #22 - theruinedsage (11/20/2014) [-]
It's 20 euro on steam, if you wanna save money you can always wait for a sale.

20 euro is alot for what is essentially an 8-15 hour game.

One last piece of advice
quitting the game entirely is always a choice
User avatar #19 - jiichei (11/20/2014) [-]
but... it's not a first person shooter?
User avatar #60 - tacticalhog (11/21/2014) [-]
Not a first person shooter, no. And visual effects are quite neat though, but mediocre gameplay.
User avatar #20 - theruinedsage (11/20/2014) [-]
Been ages since I played it, and the mechanics were hardly the thing I focused on.
User avatar #11 - swbite (11/20/2014) [-]
The gameplay is okay, but the story seriously made me stop and wonder what the fuck was i doing.
One of the games which i point to and say that is art
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#1 - FireFront (08/21/2010) [-]
Steve, **** off. You know I was right on the issues page.
#2 to #1 - swbite ONLINE (08/21/2010) [-]
you will thumb yourself down
you will thumb yourself down
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