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#1 - and why should I care about some ancient fart stuck to his lif…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2016 on Dispelling Heresy 0
#3 - pjers (03/20/2016) [-]
Because He cares about you.
#2 - smartythechicken (03/20/2016) [-]
because he will kick your ass, heretic.
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#12 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 03/20/2016 on WITNESSED +113
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#75 - cwilkens (03/20/2016) [-]
I've only watched like the first half of this movie so go easy. But why do they spray their mouth with that shit? Is it a kind of adrenaline drug? Or is it just symbolism of Valhalla being shiny and chrome
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#82 - stroganoff (03/20/2016) [-]
they're volatile substances - if you remember a high school health class, they're getting a high off the paint such that they have the courage to commit a suicidal act
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#85 - cwilkens (03/20/2016) [-]
makes sense. Is it just normal silver spray paint? or is it something they specifically crafted for it
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#81 - emperorwatergate (03/20/2016) [-]
I thought it was because they got high off it.
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#80 - greyhoundfd (03/20/2016) [-]
Their leader wears a metal mask on his face. That's the closest they can get.
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#38 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
Am I the only one who sees the guy on max's car help blow up the witnessed car?

Guy helped his buddy have an extra spectacular death.

Guy's a bro.
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#33 - croabadrake (03/20/2016) [-]
Never seen this movie.
Is... everyone in this movie literally insane? That's pretty much what I've gotten so far. Or am I missing a lot of context?
#88 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
God damn man. How have you gone this long in life without seeing a SINGLE Mad Max movie?
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#61 - berengar (03/20/2016) [-]
It's a good movie! You should see it at some point.
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#41 - streamdream (03/20/2016) [-]
It's a post apocalypse where only the strong, clever or people in gangs survive. Since there aren't any rules anymore it tends to be everyone on there own and the most succesful gangs tends to be the most crazy. The gang you see in this video are raised from birth as warriors and usually lives short lifes since they die young in battle or by decease. The easiest/ shortest way to describe them are comparing them to vikings since they also belive in valhalla. So they tend to do extremely dangerous things throught the movie since they don't care if they die or live and it's more glorious to die in battle then to die by decease. I really recomend the movie series of mad max, they are quite entertaining action movies and usually has cool ideas or design behind them. If you enjoy post apocalypse games/ movies it's well worth the watch since movies like mad max and a boy and his dog has been great inspiration to other games/ movies such as wasteland, fallout and the book of eli.
#40 - boblywop (03/20/2016) [-]
The war-boys (those guys shouting "witness") are followers of Immortan-Joe. Joe says if you die a glorious death, you will be allowed into Valhalla which is shiny and Chrome.
While the other war parties in the movie are their own kind of fucked up, it's really just a matter of survival.
The world has ended, and if the radiation and disease won't kill you, the starvation might. So why not have some fun before you go out?
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#35 - qonetwothreefive (03/20/2016) [-]
I didn't fully watch the movies either but from what i've got it's one of the "rather go insane than live normally in this world" kind of world
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#21 - sleep paralysis is ******* terrifying  [+] (12 new replies) 03/19/2016 on Facts +22
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#64 - scowler (03/19/2016) [-]
Fuckin' PREACH!
#29 - mikamidaydream (03/19/2016) [-]
Dream nerd here.
> TOTALLY WANT IT TO HAPPEN TO ME
i'm only slightly insane don't be rustled
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#171 - thepizzadevourer (03/21/2016) [-]
Fair warning, it can be an absolutely terrifying experience. I would imagine it would be a whole lot better if you were expecting it, but still.
#167 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
gibbe sause on gif plz
#168 - mikamidaydream (03/20/2016) [-]
I knew i would need to use this someday.
#169 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
it would be so damn easy for you to just tell me...
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#28 - dgurevich (03/19/2016) [-]
You think that's bad?
think what happens if your body doesn't get paralyzed when you sleep.
#95 - outrages (03/19/2016) [-]
fall out of your bed and wake up
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#27 - Mesmus (03/19/2016) [-]
i cant fucking do it!

they say keep still for 30 minutes, but nothing happens...
#103 - lype (03/19/2016) [-]
the absolute best way i found to have sleep paralysis is to do it in a day you can just sleep a whole bunch

wake up early and go to sleep again in a dark room
the main goal to achieve sleep paralysis is to let your body sleep while your mind stays awake. if you manage to stay still and let your body relax while you are conscious you will get sleep paralysis (thats when the body kicks in the hormones that paralyse you)

you dont need to stay still for 30 minutes. its pretty hard to get it to happen but when i do get it, it takes less than a minute. ive noticed the best way to get a sleep paralysis (which will lead to a lucid dream) is to let your body wake up by itself and just going to sleep again without moving much (works well at around 5-7am in my experience)

the image shows REM cycles, which are where you want to be when you try to do sleep paralysis/lucid dreams >>#29
#164 - mikamidaydream (03/20/2016) [-]
Thanks, ima try it out when i got the time
I actually have problems going completely lucid, i end up doing extraordinary things without being fully conscious
How's your dream journal going by the way?
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#166 - lype (03/20/2016) [-]
i had one a while ago, but then i kind of stopped because of school
btw i just woke up and i had like 3 sleep paralysis lel
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