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2016 Summed Up
Here mate a bigger quality for those who want to live alittle.
For those that want to live litte.
The Battle of Pennsylvania...
- In 1860, before the little thing called centralized banking ha…
- The union of States in the USA is much more concrete than the …
California used to be a sovereign state tho
So that's why the southern states seceded and you had a whole civil war about it?
Maybe it's because your states where just a sovereign as an EU member state but the difference being a common foreign policy and a common army.
Also both Texas and California where independent at varying degrees of time.
In 1860, before the little thing called centralized banking happened, yes they could, in theory, operate as sovereign states.
The amount of power the National level government had after the Civil War as opposed to before it is astonishing.
That combined with the amount of utility overlap, and the relative trade imbalances between states kind of removes any possibility of existing separate.
Plus, in spite of the fact that technically states do have the legal right to secede, there is no way in any hell imaginable that an institution as powerful as the National Government of the United States would willing give up that much power or control willing.
You are right, I forgot about California being a republic before statehood
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We can repair this meme......
- The Holy Roman Empire, which was not Holy, not Roman, and not …
>>Crash course humanities subject
- that seems, Shocking, Mr. Pence
Nigga u jst got roasted
Mike "You like cock you get the shock" Pence
I like the sodmimizer lobotomizer
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My favourite so far is Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence.
Mike "If you like dick you're obviously sick" Pence
Mike "If you're gay, you will pay." Pence
Mike "Flagellate the flamboyant" Pence
Mike "If you like cock, eat my glock" Pence
Mike "If you're LGBT, don't talk to me" Pence
Mike "If you take it in the ass, you get gassed" Pence
where can I find a collection of these memes?
I'm not sure how many of mine are repeats of others, and some were copies of others, but the ones I had written down personally were;
Mike "If you like cock you get the shock" Pence
Mike "If your ass is loose, you get the noose" Pence
Mike "If you take dick, prepare for the ice pick" Pence
Mike "Going rambo on the rainbow" Pence
Mike "explosive grenade at the pride parade" Pence
Mike "Crowbar into the gay bar" Pence
Mike "Blades for everyone with AIDS" Pence
Mike "Take the life of every fruitcake" Pence
Mike "Pray the gay away" pence
Mike "rattlesnake for every special snowflake" Pence
Mike "Third reich for every dyke" Pence
Mike "Every queer gotta disappear" Pence
Mike "Empty a mag in every fag" Pence
Mike "Tel Aviv an A-bomb will receive" Pence
Mike "Lighting San Francisco up like crisco" Pence
Mike "The garotte is flexible for every homosexual" Pence
Mike "Poisoned gas for the well-used ass" Pence
Mike "Cyanide pill for anal" Pence
Mike "Bomb deposit for every closet" Pence
Mike "Ain't got no aversion to gay conversion" Pence
Mike "God's incursion against gay perversion" Pence
Mike "I'm not gay okay" Pence
Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence
Mike "Flaming out the faggots" Pence
>Mike"Pray the Gay away" Pence
>Mike"Flay The Gay Away" Pence
>Mike"Kill a Queer Every Year" Pence
>Mike"Faggots for Maggots" Pence
>Mike"Cocksucker Crusher" Pence
>Mike"Faggots in Fires" Pence
>Mike"Dykes on Spikes" Pence
>Mike"Black Eyes for Gay Guys" Pence
>Mike"Flamer Maimer" Pence
>Mike"Hide your Pride" Pence
>Mike"Steer Clear of the Queer" Pence
>Mike"Bugger Plugger" Pence
>Mike"Carpet-Muncher Puncher" Pence
>Mike"Making Beer From The Blood Of Queers" Pence
>Mike"Maim The Flame" Pence
>Mike"Frag the Fag" Pence
>Mike"A Beating a Day Keeps the Faggots Away" Pence
>Mike"Fag Filleter" Pence
>Mike"Smash, Pound, Put the Fags in the Ground" Pence
>Mike"Closet Cleanser" Pence
>Mike"Bury the Fairy" Pence
>Mike"No Queers 'round Here" Pence
>Mike"Sodomite Smasher" Pence
>Mike"Dick-Lover Defenestrator" Pence
>Mike"Fruits to Juice" Pence
>Mike"Poofter Punisher" Pence
>Mike"Asslicker Kicker" Pence
>Mike"Man with a purse? Call a hearse" Pence
>Mike"Putting fags in bodybags" Pence
>Mike"mtf? Here comes death" Pence
>Mike"Trans rights? Fist fights" Pence
>Mike"He's a queen? Guillotine" Pence
>Mike"Fancy Hair, electric chair" Pence
>Mike"Equal rights, equal lefts" Pence
>Mike"Homophobe across the globe" Pence
>Mike"Gay guy gonna die" Pence
>Mike"Putting fags in bodybags" Pence
>Mike"sexually diverse get in the hearse" Pence
>Mike"rainbows to painbows" Pence
>Mike"AIDS Crusades" Pence
>Mike"lethal injections for gay erections" Pence
>Mike"if youre trans, catch these hands" Pence
>Mike"Not particularly fond of homosexuals" Pence
Here is one image. I'm sure there are more.
zap the traps
DANKS MY DUDE
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike " Dicks that touch in two, Electric Boogaloo" Pence
Wait wait wait, they said literally, so your telling me that it works? You can literally electrocute the gay out of teenagers, well shit now we just need something to literally remove the stupid from people and we're all set.
Mike "Electro Zapper Gay Retractor" Pence
The fucking hell did you just show me
- My mom has severe, and I mean severe arachnophobia I wou…
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