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- Some say their asses are still getting chewed out today
- Well there was that one time I drove a kid to attempt suicide.…
Anon Runs a Minecraft Server
Now why would you drive someone to do that?
I had anger problems when I was younger and getting into Marching Band in highschool really mellowed me out, but I still had problems.
It was me and a large group of my friends playing on Halo 3 matchmaking and this little shit of a 10 year old kept joining our party. We kept it open because that was always what we did in case we met chill people.
He kept going on and on about how he was so much better than us, and just would not take the hint to go fuck off.
I snapped and about 15 minutes of me calmly taking him apart and insulting him in every manner I was able to, and basically deconstructing why his life would never amount to anything more relevant than a shitstain in some retards underpants,
there was this moment where my friends, who had started by cheering me on, him and I were all silent, and I will never forget the quiet sobbing that came through his microphone and all he said was
"I have to go do stuff" in the smallest and saddest voice I had ever heard
a couple days later I got his mother on the phone who berated me and explained that the little kid, who was 11 by the way, had tried to hang himself. I apologized to her and offered to apologize to the kid as well. He came out of it relatively okay, he just tied the noose and was about to try when his mom found him.
No long term damage was done and I think they knew that he shouldn't have been on the game, plus he was well known by them to be an absolute brat at times so they didn't threaten charges.
I think how sad I was really made them realize that I didn't mean for him to take it that hard.
I count it as one of my life's biggest mistakes
I also got a short call from his dad basically saying, "Yes we know he is a brat online, I know he shouldn't of been that way, but you shouldn't have been like that either."
We had a short talk and that was the end of that.
Well, everything learned from that, right? So the end result was on the positive... I think. Don't let pat things like that drag you too low, but don't forget then either. Use it as lesson to know what to do in future. I believe in you and your ability to differentiate between good and bad, so have a go at good life and make every choice count
Reminds me of the time I selfishly tried to prevent a suicide.
(Crazy exe girlfriend who had already gotten a new boyfriend a week after we broke up found out I had had sex with another girl 2 months after we broke up. )
Pics or it didn't happen!
tried -> prevented*
I would still laugh and tell them if they would rather have a double homicide. Because if they are dumb enough to attempt suicide because of you, he may as well kill both of his retarded parents.
I had Doom 64, but for some reason people question that it's real.
Did I suffer from a massive fever dream?
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