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User avatar #64 - wthree (06/15/2014) [-]
dat ass tho
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#164 - arkanios (06/15/2014) [-]
I remember finding this comic on e621 and making the last panel a reaction image.

And how I discovered my fetish for midget-lizard women.
#267 - ComradeBritish (06/16/2014) [-]
Kobolds are pretty hot.
#292 - arkanios (06/16/2014) [-]
Hell yeah they are.
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User avatar #192 - twillight (06/15/2014) [-]
fake, chain is darker.
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#7 - Not always, i once played a chaotic good paladin that, while u… 06/12/2014 on craigslist ad for epic D&D... +1
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#10 - Why do I have an erection? 06/09/2014 on what the inside of a cow... 0
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#3 - lol he is at office depot 06/02/2014 on Watch dogs gameplay 0
#13 - I think out of all supervillians, he is the most understandabl… 06/02/2014 on Supervillain Origins: Magneto +9
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#39 - If deep down he wasn't a good person, then just fucking end th…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/22/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #246 - hammarhead (05/23/2014) [-]
that would be selfless. He keeps him alive for selfish reasons.
#196 - draeman (05/23/2014) [-]
He did, in one movie.
It's called: Batman: The Dark Knight Returns - Part 1
Here's a link:
megashare.info/watch-batman-the-dark-knight-returns-part-2-online-TlRnM053PT0
User avatar #58 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
He has a kind of psychological scuffle with the joker. The Joker's game is to see Batman tumble into insanity. and he has won one some levels. But Batman's game is to intimidate and threaten criminals. The Batman's non violent stance doesn't work when you have an enemy that feels no apparent pain, fear, or trauma. He can't win with the moral highground. If he were to kill the joker, that would win him nothing. he would lose the game and the Joker would get his wish. He may be a bad person deep down, but his sanity is what makes him a hero. who knows what boundaries would be broken if he finally lost his mind.
#154 - tomthehippie (05/23/2014) [-]
There is also that Batman knows that he really isn't more sane than any of the villains he fights, and that if he takes that final step, from just beating the crud out of people to killing, no matter how justified, then he wont stop. There was even a series where Batman did start killing and ended up killing every criminal he found. Rob a gas station for 50 bucks? Batman kills you and hangs your dead body from a streetlight. Take an old lady's purse? Batman kills you and hangs your dead body from a streetlight.

Gotham PD went from "Oh yeah, we're looking for him.... pssh, fuck no we aren't! We love him doing our jobs for us! ", to "HOLY FUCK SHIT WHAT THE BLOODY ELVIS FUCKING A MONKEY ON THE STICK IS GOING ON?!?! Ok guys, now we are actually looking for him... all officers, shoot on sight, empty the whole fucking magazine into him, then reload, rinse and repeat, and keep on going until you are out of ammo, then siphon some gas from your car and burn the body... just to be sure he is actually dead..."
#99 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
Well shit if that's all that's keeping Joker alive then here's a solution, let one of the other Justice League members kill him. or instead of sending him back to Arkham asylum every time Batman catches him (since by now they know he's just going to get back out anyway) why don't Gotham authorities just execute him instead?
User avatar #110 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
He's already dead in the comics
User avatar #57 - madobnoxious (05/22/2014) [-]
well he isn't a good person if he lets Joker live
User avatar #43 - devilofscience (05/22/2014) [-]
Because knowing that deep down your not good gives you the right to resist those darker urges and do whats right over what's easy, batman's basically saying that if he were ever in a life or death situation in which he couldn't see any other way out he could and would throw his morals aside and do what needed to be done to survive... of course that's just what I'm getting from the supposed quote it would probably be clearer with context.
User avatar #41 - gelind (05/22/2014) [-]
Havnt you played D and D there is a difference between lawful and good, you can be lawful evil. batman is lawful neutral, superman is neutral good.
#44 - congthea (05/22/2014) [-]
Superman would be Lawful good, not neutral. Batman is probably chaotic neutral or lawful evil.
User avatar #45 - gelind (05/22/2014) [-]
batman does not kill ever. ergo lawful neutral. superman is not lawful he does not care about it just seeing those that are wrong are punished.
#46 - congthea (05/22/2014) [-]
Well you've obviously never read a Superman comic then. And being lawful neutral is below batman because of the extreme methods he uses to beat down criminals and apprehend them. Superman most definitely does care about the world, as he's sacrificed himself many times to save it. For Superman it is not about punishment, it's just about saving the people that could be killed by the criminal. However, for Batman it's more than that. He's searching for justice and righteousness in a city drowning in crime and yet he still goes on, he's punishing those that would destroy 'his' Gotham.
#155 - tomthehippie (05/23/2014) [-]
Batman would be chaotic good, because he doesn't give a fuck about the law, only about true justice, that is protecting the innocent. Perhaps neutral good, as he doesn't go out of his way to break the law or establish anarchy. Superman would be Lawful Good.
#107 - He had a tail? 05/22/2014 on damn 0
#54 - And the pointy teeth  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on damn +2
#91 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
and the tail
User avatar #107 - swbite (05/22/2014) [-]
He had a tail?
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#13 - ah, true 05/20/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. 0
#2 - I call bullshit, those bullets would be hot, not cool to the l…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. 0
User avatar #16 - imperial (05/20/2014) [-]
you're right those bullets would be very hot.
User avatar #8 - arziben (05/20/2014) [-]
to the mustache touch it should be fine
User avatar #13 - swbite (05/20/2014) [-]
ah, true
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User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
#1 - FireFront (08/21/2010) [-]
Steve, fuck off. You know I was right on the issues page.
#2 to #1 - swbite (08/21/2010) [-]
you will thumb yourself down
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