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One of the reasons I consider Reaper an irredeemable jackass, is that he actually has the capacity to say "Never really liked you" to Reinhardt. What the fuck has to be wrong with you to have you not like Reinhardt? Fans give him this upsetting backstory and force empathizing with him, but for all we know he was a dickhead from the very beginning.
I think it's got to do with the fact that Reinhardt kind of show boats a bit. I mean, Reaper's big conflict is that he worked from the shadows having to do shit jobs for the greater good and got no glory while Jack got to play hero fighting the obvious bad guys and the like.
What shadows? He was contesting the position of strike commander and was a leader of his unit when Morrison joined it. Are you sure you know what you are talking about?
According to the wikia Reyes was passed over in the selection process for the position of strike commander despite wanting it and ultimately put in charge of blackwatch the covert ops division of overwatch who were later accused of corruption, weapons proliferation, assassination, coercion, kidnapping, and human rights abuses such as torture. Allegations which eventually lead to the disbandment of all of Overwatch. While people were busy posting posters of reinhardt on their walls and buying action figures of Morrison, Reyes was busy chopping off fingers and selling weapons to gangsters.
Clearly he does considering that's not even when the conflict starts and you know damn well what comes after that in the backstory.
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reaper probably had a man crush on reinhardt (i mean who hasn't) but got so ignored because he was in blackwatch and now hes just so edgy he tries to seem cool to rein like "see i can live
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