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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:Sweden
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#15 - That's how I sleep with my girlfriend... Both of us just f…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Friend Zone... +27
User avatar #32 - phantomprincess (11/13/2012) [-]
ditto. i dunno about other people but i find hot heavy breath right in my freaking face to be not the most romantic thing all night
#22 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (11/13/2012) [-]
Same here. It's just easier.
#23 - They are, someone didn't think of colouring that page 11/09/2012 on Obama's Divided Nation +1
#17 - eBay removed the auction. 11/08/2012 on 4chan concurs ebay +5
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on Everything looks cooler... 0
#61 - nochetriste Comment deleted by swazer
#9 - You can have all of my blood! 11/07/2012 on daaaaaaw +5
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Everything looks cooler... 0
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#183 - **swazer rolls 897** TRIPS I CHOOSE YOU!  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Ash Ketchum -5
User avatar #225 - acidjunk (11/07/2012) [-]
**acidjunk rolls 288**
#202 - dpc (11/07/2012) [-]
**dpc rolls 396**
#198 - letharg has deleted their comment.
User avatar #192 - runelh (11/07/2012) [-]
**runelh rolls 3,173** My quads can beat your half beaten trips!
User avatar #191 - holypiez (11/07/2012) [-]
**holypiez rolls 137** look know one ever got trips but i like when people try
#189 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 243**
#186 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 038** puff puff nigguh
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on One day my son.. +3
#29 - sphinxe (11/07/2012) [-]
Would you like?
#17 - Comment deleted 11/06/2012 on One day my son.. 0
#1555 - **swazer rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at F… 10/27/2012 on Paint skills off the charts -1
#145 - Dude, I can tell you it feels like I haven't laughed in weeks,… 10/27/2012 on How To Deactivate Your Cat +1
#144 - Comment deleted 10/27/2012 on How To Deactivate Your Cat 0
#342 - Comment deleted 10/24/2012 on getting your paycheck the... 0
#85 - **swazer rolls 601** TRIPS GOOO!  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Pokemon -1
User avatar #111 - marinerapist (10/23/2012) [-]
**marinerapist rolls 51**
#106 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 377** try adding this and then dividing by 0
#98 - Thevaultboy (10/23/2012) [-]
**Thevaultboy rolls 33**
User avatar #96 - narudawg (10/23/2012) [-]
**narudawg rolls 05** Hey man, better luck next time ^_^ , Have a thumb for the effort
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#35 - You gave him more than one, you hypocrit!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Ja eller Nej 0
User avatar #36 - tbelak (10/22/2012) [-]
Would you complain on multiple hugs?
#91 - Feel free to use as wallpaper 10/21/2012 on Imagine a World... -1
#90 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Imagine a World... -2
User avatar #95 - Thevaultboy (10/21/2012) [-]
Doubt.
User avatar #91 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Feel free to use as wallpaper
#369 - Nvm the demon skull  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #370 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
#368 - Thanks for the FJ imp! Btw, can you tell me why I can…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #369 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
#367 - No probs, you got better use of it than I do :) 10/21/2012 on swazer's profile 0
#1036371 - If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've col…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1036272 - Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1036184 - I guess this new workshop-thing wasn't really in my taste. …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1036222 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah the game changed a lot since then,...
Now is really mad 'cause you need tons of items to make one.
User avatar #1036272 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before you were awesome if you had much stuff of about allmost everything. Now it doesn't really matter since you have to use everything you collect to build a new item.
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1035988 - Well, can't say that I'm really back to be honest. I'm hanging…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1036031 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
oh...that sucks
User avatar #1036184 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
I guess this new workshop-thing wasn't really in my taste.
I liked when you collected something incredible that people would nearly kill you to get.
I liked when you could use that super rare to get another super rare that you've always wanted. Now everything is too much, somehow.
I also liked when you could collect like the dead rapper-pack and the president-pack

I guess I'm too conservative
User avatar #1036222 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah the game changed a lot since then,...
Now is really mad 'cause you need tons of items to make one.
User avatar #1036272 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before you were awesome if you had much stuff of about allmost everything. Now it doesn't really matter since you have to use everything you collect to build a new item.
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1035165 - Thank you! :)  [+] (9 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Play items +1
User avatar #1035936 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
nice to see you back!
User avatar #1035988 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Well, can't say that I'm really back to be honest. I'm hanging out on FJ like everyday but I think I've put the collecting on the shelf :)
User avatar #1036031 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
oh...that sucks
User avatar #1036184 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
I guess this new workshop-thing wasn't really in my taste.
I liked when you collected something incredible that people would nearly kill you to get.
I liked when you could use that super rare to get another super rare that you've always wanted. Now everything is too much, somehow.
I also liked when you could collect like the dead rapper-pack and the president-pack

I guess I'm too conservative
User avatar #1036222 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah the game changed a lot since then,...
Now is really mad 'cause you need tons of items to make one.
User avatar #1036272 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before you were awesome if you had much stuff of about allmost everything. Now it doesn't really matter since you have to use everything you collect to build a new item.
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#386 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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