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swazer

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5801 total,  6435 ,  634
Comment Thumbs: 3683 total,  4619 ,  936
Content Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:131187
Times Content Favorited:320 times
Total Comments Made:2864
FJ Points:2645
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#84375 - worth?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84378 - cooltrainergill (08/20/2012) [-]
5 points
User avatar #84377 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
nvm
User avatar #84376 - ffffyou (08/20/2012) [-]
5
#84369 - Anyone looking for Oracle Statue or B.I.G.? 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#84351 - Trading my 2 oracle statues for Strange cube or Tupac 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84322 - Captain Obvious strikes! 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#84309 - I can agree to this 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84302 - Presidents 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84273 - Bill Clinton get 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84259 - They are 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84205 - Lol 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#84194 - B.I.G. up for trade. OfferS?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84209 - cooltrainergill (08/20/2012) [-]
my virginity?
#84174 - If that is true, then you just owned me :)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84185 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
lol pinkie pie posted this awhile back :P
#84153 - Thanks for the link! :)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84156 - spikethedragon (08/20/2012) [-]
Your welcome.
#84145 - Because that makes a whole lot more sense than that people nee…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84148 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
o.o
User avatar #84174 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
If that is true, then you just owned me :)
User avatar #84185 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
lol pinkie pie posted this awhile back :P
#84125 - You got a point there but it's not the comments that make the …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84129 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
how do you know?
User avatar #84145 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
Because that makes a whole lot more sense than that people need to spam comments to make items drop.
If you think about it, right now we are probably 1/3 of what use to be online in the evening (I'm from Sweden).
And as you may notice the item-drop scales after that. Always more items in the evenings but also more people to claim them, which makes it harder.
#84148 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
o.o
User avatar #84174 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
If that is true, then you just owned me :)
User avatar #84185 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
lol pinkie pie posted this awhile back :P
#84119 - Where can we see this wikia?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84132 - spikethedragon (08/20/2012) [-]
Not posting it until all edits are complete and I make a navigation page. For now you can use my spreadsheet. docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0As3oC9iOq7X1dHc4T1I1NUFoTlB6elREdUxOeTFfOWc#gid=0
User avatar #84153 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
Thanks for the link! :)
User avatar #84156 - spikethedragon (08/20/2012) [-]
Your welcome.
#84118 - Ehm.. no. The more people online the more drops.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84121 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
more people online = more comments
User avatar #84125 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
You got a point there but it's not the comments that make the items drop more often. It's the amount of people online.
User avatar #84129 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
how do you know?
User avatar #84145 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
Because that makes a whole lot more sense than that people need to spam comments to make items drop.
If you think about it, right now we are probably 1/3 of what use to be online in the evening (I'm from Sweden).
And as you may notice the item-drop scales after that. Always more items in the evenings but also more people to claim them, which makes it harder.
#84148 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
o.o
User avatar #84174 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
If that is true, then you just owned me :)
User avatar #84185 - mrstrong (08/20/2012) [-]
lol pinkie pie posted this awhile back :P
#221 - Thanks 08/20/2012 on JordanJwoww's profile 0
#84112 - Having an Oracle Statue up for trade. Trade me someth… 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84098 - chinese  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84110 - cooltrainergill (08/20/2012) [-]
Indian
#84091 - Troll  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84107 - JordanJwoww (08/20/2012) [-]
confusing aint i
#84059 - Trading my Oracle Statue for a Strange Crystal 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#84051 - If you mean "Pie" then trade me 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#216 - Thanks a bunch! 08/20/2012 on spikethedragon's profile 0
#84042 - I just got one for a banana, so sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84046 - thefourcup (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh right, i was asking quite a lot sorry!
#84028 - I need! :)  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #84035 - thefourcup (08/20/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to trade a magic beam spell, been trying to get one for ages!
User avatar #84042 - swazer (08/20/2012) [-]
I just got one for a banana, so sorry.
User avatar #84046 - thefourcup (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh right, i was asking quite a lot sorry!

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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#386 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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