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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:Sweden
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#342 - **swazer rolls 874,045,173** Look at this 10/24/2012 on getting your paycheck the... 0
#85 - **swazer rolls 601** TRIPS GOOO!  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Pokemon -1
User avatar #111 - marinerapist (10/23/2012) [-]
**marinerapist rolls 51**
#106 - N. Korean citizen (10/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 377** try adding this and then dividing by 0
#98 - Thevaultboy (10/23/2012) [-]
**Thevaultboy rolls 33**
#96 - narudawg (10/23/2012) [-]
**narudawg rolls 05** Hey man, better luck next time ^_^ , Have a thumb for the effort
#93 - biorh has deleted their comment.
#35 - You gave him more than one, you hypocrit!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Ja eller Nej 0
User avatar #36 - tbelak (10/22/2012) [-]
Would you complain on multiple hugs?
#91 - Feel free to use as wallpaper 10/21/2012 on Imagine a World... -1
#90 - A beautiful thing I've made  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Imagine a World... -2
User avatar #95 - Thevaultboy (10/21/2012) [-]
Doubt.
User avatar #91 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Feel free to use as wallpaper
#369 - Nvm the demon skull  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #370 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
#368 - Thanks for the FJ imp! Btw, can you tell me why I can…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #369 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
#367 - No probs, you got better use of it than I do :) 10/21/2012 on swazer's profile 0
#1036371 - If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've col…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1036272 - Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2012 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1036184 - I guess this new workshop-thing wasn't really in my taste. …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2012 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #1036222 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah the game changed a lot since then,...
Now is really mad 'cause you need tons of items to make one.
User avatar #1036272 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before you were awesome if you had much stuff of about allmost everything. Now it doesn't really matter since you have to use everything you collect to build a new item.
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1035988 - Well, can't say that I'm really back to be honest. I'm hanging…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/21/2012 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #1036031 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
oh...that sucks
User avatar #1036184 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
I guess this new workshop-thing wasn't really in my taste.
I liked when you collected something incredible that people would nearly kill you to get.
I liked when you could use that super rare to get another super rare that you've always wanted. Now everything is too much, somehow.
I also liked when you could collect like the dead rapper-pack and the president-pack

I guess I'm too conservative
User avatar #1036222 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah the game changed a lot since then,...
Now is really mad 'cause you need tons of items to make one.
User avatar #1036272 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before you were awesome if you had much stuff of about allmost everything. Now it doesn't really matter since you have to use everything you collect to build a new item.
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#1035165 - Thank you! :)  [+] (9 new replies) 10/21/2012 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #1035936 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
nice to see you back!
User avatar #1035988 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Well, can't say that I'm really back to be honest. I'm hanging out on FJ like everyday but I think I've put the collecting on the shelf :)
User avatar #1036031 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
oh...that sucks
User avatar #1036184 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
I guess this new workshop-thing wasn't really in my taste.
I liked when you collected something incredible that people would nearly kill you to get.
I liked when you could use that super rare to get another super rare that you've always wanted. Now everything is too much, somehow.
I also liked when you could collect like the dead rapper-pack and the president-pack

I guess I'm too conservative
User avatar #1036222 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah the game changed a lot since then,...
Now is really mad 'cause you need tons of items to make one.
User avatar #1036272 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Ye, that's what sucks about the whole thing. I mean, before you were awesome if you had much stuff of about allmost everything. Now it doesn't really matter since you have to use everything you collect to build a new item.
User avatar #1036328 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
Now for example you need over 1k of fiends to make abominations or over 1k of badges to make all levels.
Also you need tons of special gems
User avatar #1036371 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
If it would be to any help I can give you the recipes I've collected ^^
User avatar #1036410 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
the recipes are not a problem, it's all about the gems 'cause now only the raw ones drop
#33 - 5 stripes as in for example 2 red 3 white (or reverse) or as i… 10/15/2012 on Well 0
#30 - That's a dog on a floating bone.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Well 0
#49 - magicburp (10/15/2012) [-]
Don't look like dat to me
and *floaty*
(not sure where astrick goes)
#26 - Did I find him? 10/15/2012 on Well 0
#193 - If you were, I can assure you wouldn't have time to comment it  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Da fuq guize +2
User avatar #195 - zraven (10/15/2012) [-]
...fair. you win this one.
#201 - zzjames (10/15/2012) [-]
#200 - zzjames has deleted their comment.
#1 - Well, thank you! 10/14/2012 on Cake time! +2
#1 - Why did Lady Gaga - Pokerface play in my head while I read the lyrics? 10/14/2012 on Madness!! 0
#216 - From what I've learned they do see many pictures at the same t… 10/13/2012 on Insects after the rain 0
#210 - That dubstep guy is fake. Everyone knows you must have the sam… 10/13/2012 on HOT DUBSTEP METAL GIRL +1
#16 - Well, you can't blame him for his courage but boy, he's stupid. 10/13/2012 on Kids these days. Sigh. +1
#16 - Oh geez, imagine the problem to see things. They already thing…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Insects after the rain +3
#20 - N. Korean citizen (10/13/2012) [-]
Assuming you have two eyes, I don't think that you see double of everything. For the same reason I don't think that bugs see hundreds of images all the time, it is all put together into one image. The water would still sucked though.
User avatar #216 - swazer (10/13/2012) [-]
From what I've learned they do see many pictures at the same time.
And I also know that my sight isn't clear when I get water in my eyes, the same would occur to them.
#37 - The paper must have been treated with something earlier. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Birdies drawn quickly +2
User avatar #42 - poutinesalad (10/13/2012) [-]
its probably just water colour paper with water on it. although it spreads pretty quickly so who knows
#39 - jasonthedragon (10/13/2012) [-]
#131 - Obviously a smoke bomb. A real grenade don't cause that much s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Lucky guy +4
#136 - N. Korean citizen (10/13/2012) [-]
Don't forget the shrapnel
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User avatar #386 - bigairchicago (02/22/2013) [-]
What do you need for them?
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #385 - vegeta (01/07/2013) [-]
Hi, names vegeta. I go around profiles and find old items people who no longer play have that I can take back into the game. but you seem to have a great collection, and are proud of calling it your own. that is good to hear. enjoy yourself.
User avatar #382 - alcapone (12/31/2012) [-]
oh hi there

beautiful collection
User avatar #384 to #382 - swazer ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Well thank you!
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing shit with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much shit to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
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