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Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Sweden
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#332 - Waiting for my coloured text 06/07/2013 on What are you doing right now? +3
#36 - Complete OC and posted the 2nd of June 06/04/2013 on Make OC, get colored text 0
#28 - I guess that's a taste thing 06/03/2013 on Canadians 0
#22 - Well, there you got the effect of the bandwagon... So… 06/03/2013 on Canadians 0
#20 - I once had them as a favourite band when I was younger. I must…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Canadians 0
#26 - faroeseguy (06/03/2013) [-]
I've listened to the first album, I can honestly say, they aren't that bad. The songs aren't even similar. I don't listen to them now , but only because it's not my taste. As far as "every song sounds the same" goes, I think it's only the popular songs.
User avatar #28 - swazer (06/03/2013) [-]
I guess that's a taste thing
User avatar #21 - WastedDrudge (06/03/2013) [-]
I have no idea why people hate them, last time i asked FJ my answer was minus 55 thumbs
User avatar #22 - swazer (06/03/2013) [-]
Well, there you got the effect of the bandwagon...

Some songs I really like are:
I'd come for you
Lullaby
Someday
Savin' me
If everyone cared
Gotta be somebody
#55 - Bah, I hoped no one had posted it, well done 06/03/2013 on How beautiful! 0
#35 - **swazer rolls 876** yeah, **** 'em 06/03/2013 on RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH 0
#62 - Complete OC  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Make OC, get 1000 thumbs,... 0
User avatar #125 - soopergrover (06/03/2013) [-]
May I just point at that this was posted yesterday, which is June 2nd. DJ 4DM1N, we have a winner.
#13 - I must say that I find the beauty to complete the pokedex in t… 06/02/2013 on RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH 0
#11 - The only glitch I used was the Mew-glitch (method nr 2 @ Bulba…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH 0
#12 - mannen (06/02/2013) [-]
Well the Mew Glitch is legal, I guess ;) and yeah you could trade, but I think that's sort of the beauty of it, finishing the pokedex without using another game. but your way works aswell, props to you on gettin 151/151.
User avatar #13 - swazer (06/02/2013) [-]
I must say that I find the beauty to complete the pokedex in the way it was supposed to, trading between the games.

To me, using the Ditto-Glitch is almost like using Gameshark Codes, except it's much more effort in using the Ditto-Glitch...
#102 - it would take more than 27 years to make profit out of getting… 06/02/2013 on Holy shit 0
#6 - I was thinking of this expression when I choosed it so therefo… 06/02/2013 on RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH +1
#4 - Would it be better if I used Cartman instead?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH +1
User avatar #5 - stonerjesus (06/02/2013) [-]
Maybe, but honestly, the pokemon twist of it made me laugh the most. I just think a more "smug" look on Ash's face would be better (if you can find one).

I'm no expert on OC of course, but thought the idea might help anyway.
#6 - swazer (06/02/2013) [-]
I was thinking of this expression when I choosed it so therefore the angry face

Thank you once again for the feedback, always great to hear what people think of stuff
#2 - You may be right Thanks for the feedback!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2013 on RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH +1
#3 - stonerjesus (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - swazer (06/02/2013) [-]
Would it be better if I used Cartman instead?
User avatar #5 - stonerjesus (06/02/2013) [-]
Maybe, but honestly, the pokemon twist of it made me laugh the most. I just think a more "smug" look on Ash's face would be better (if you can find one).

I'm no expert on OC of course, but thought the idea might help anyway.
#6 - swazer (06/02/2013) [-]
I was thinking of this expression when I choosed it so therefore the angry face

Thank you once again for the feedback, always great to hear what people think of stuff
#88 - Saw that I wasn't the only one to suggest this after reading t… 06/01/2013 on Hyper beam +3
#87 - Would be funnier if it said "AND IT MISSED!"  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Hyper beam +22
User avatar #113 - jellykuba (06/01/2013) [-]
I was actually expecting it to say that.
User avatar #88 - swazer (06/01/2013) [-]
Saw that I wasn't the only one to suggest this after reading the comments, let the red thumbs rain.
#17 - Wow, who would ever thought, pokemon motivational posters. 05/29/2013 on Advise from your childhood 0
#397 - That's nice too 05/28/2013 on swazer's profile 0
#395 - If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #396 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy fuck, very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#393 - Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2013 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #394 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy fuck, very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#15 - You're welcome! 05/28/2013 on sad times. 0
#13 - You are better of without her. You are a free man now. You can…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on sad times. +6
User avatar #14 - ithinkimightbedead (05/28/2013) [-]
That sir, was what I needed to hear.
User avatar #15 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#391 - I have no clue, offer me something  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2013 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #392 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy fuck, very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#389 - Ya, I guess. What would I get back?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2013 on swazer's profile 0
User avatar #390 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy fuck, very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#18 - MFW I have no mom who can care 05/28/2013 on Moms do care! :) +4
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#386 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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