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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:Sweden
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#4173246 - Where is all of my items?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173257 - vincento (07/26/2013) [-]
MrMysteriousMagic hacked you and deleted them all
User avatar #4173256 - Obscurity (07/26/2013) [-]
SPAGHETT
User avatar #4173252 - picamix (07/26/2013) [-]
SUPRISE
User avatar #4173250 - tornadoe (07/26/2013) [-]
Addy stole them.... ALL OF THEM
User avatar #4173269 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Seriously?
User avatar #4173277 - tornadoe (07/26/2013) [-]
Actualy ya about a week ago he deleted everyones items, he said he will ggive us showcases
User avatar #4173283 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
What will a showcase be?
User avatar #4173294 - tornadoe (07/26/2013) [-]
It will let you look at the items you had before but you cant use them
User avatar #4173301 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Alright, then I'm satisfied.
#4173248 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment.
#31 - I can live with being invaded by squirrels before I die 07/25/2013 on True happiness +1
#384 - Then you're a rapist for getting her drunk and had sex with her.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
#385 - russianapathy (07/18/2013) [-]
It was only a matter of time.
#365 - Yes, you raped her. And remember, you didn't got raped because…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... +2
User avatar #378 - russianapathy (07/18/2013) [-]
Funnily enough, it was her that bought the tequila.
User avatar #384 - swazer (07/18/2013) [-]
Then you're a rapist for getting her drunk and had sex with her.
#385 - russianapathy (07/18/2013) [-]
It was only a matter of time.
#83 - Don't correct me, damnit! 07/12/2013 on a fantastic way to beat the... +2
#81 - Question is, how far would you go to satisfy your customer? …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on a fantastic way to beat the... 0
User avatar #82 - viatio (07/12/2013) [-]
If you're a hooker, answer especially*
#83 - swazer (07/12/2013) [-]
Don't correct me, damnit!
#354 - Blame DJ 4DM1N 07/02/2013 on I am the one who knocks 0
#219 - To Abrahams defense, the "inner voice" also told him…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2013 on I am the one who knocks +18
User avatar #344 - infedel (07/02/2013) [-]
your text hurts my eyes
#285 - blanketandpillow (07/02/2013) [-]
When this happened to me, I was labeled as insane and unfit to raise a child.
#300 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
ha you having sex.
#246 - bagofshit (07/02/2013) [-]
Your text is bluer than your username.
User avatar #354 - swazer (07/02/2013) [-]
Blame DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #254 - graydiggy (07/02/2013) [-]
Is it bluer than my username?
#68 - From Sergelstorg, Stockholm, Sweden. Get your facts together. 07/01/2013 on Love me please -1
#53 - Looks just like me when trying to catch the possibility to ha… 06/29/2013 on holy... +1
#176 - Then it might be rub it hardly enough so that the friction is… 06/29/2013 on How to Remove Mosquito Bites 0
#616 - Got it, huehue 06/27/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text -1
#36 - I wouldn't break out of that pokeball at any time 06/26/2013 on Very Amazing Cosplay! 0
#69 - "obviously cosplay" OHHH I THOUGHT THIS WAS… 06/25/2013 on Gandalf vs Deadpool -1
#55 - If I wouldn't have seen the first pic I would probably be mast… 06/24/2013 on I guess it's kinda sexy +2
#50 - Picture 06/23/2013 on McDonald's +1
#26 - Blame DJ AD4M1N for giving it to me 06/23/2013 on dogs don't understand... 0
#24 - "Dogs don't understand escalators" Isn't th… 06/23/2013 on dogs don't understand... -3
#15 - Made my day 06/13/2013 on Headshoot! 0
#17 - **swazer rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at A … 06/09/2013 on skittles! 0
#17 - "I'm tired of your **** , white Tyrone" 06/09/2013 on first time to plant watermelon +2
#16 - Catoar Cat, boar... catoar Forget it... 06/09/2013 on Starving +1
#104 - It looks like a condom... 06/07/2013 on Pepsi now has force field... 0
#73 - I freakin love Arcanine. I even have a picture of him in …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Loyal Arcanine +13
#146 - wtfduud (06/07/2013) [-]
Not sure if feel...
#36 - Well, pedobear will have alot of fun 06/07/2013 on Good guy Deadpool 0
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#386 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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