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#4242719 - gz 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242713 - **swazer rolls 240**  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #4242726 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
not winner
User avatar #4242733 - swazer (08/06/2013) [-]
wut?
User avatar #4242734 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
you didnt win
User avatar #4242736 - swazer (08/06/2013) [-]
No, I'm well aware of that, because the guy below me did so. So why pointing out that I didn't?
User avatar #4242738 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
because roll 3
#4242706 - **swazer rolls 796** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242703 - **swazer rolls 41** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242697 - **swazer rolls 97** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242695 - **swazer rolls 82** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242687 - **swazer rolls 79** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242682 - **swazer rolls 505** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#105 - this 08/05/2013 on Its a conspiracy +4
#146 - It's okay, thumb me down, I don't care. 08/04/2013 on Bansky vs Robbo +1
#145 - **swazer rolls 0** Oh forgot to turn the last one, here it is.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Bansky vs Robbo 0
#146 - swazer (08/04/2013) [-]
It's okay, thumb me down, I don't care.
#144 - **swazer rolls 669** I raise with trips  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Bansky vs Robbo 0
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User avatar #145 - swazer (08/04/2013) [-]
**swazer rolls 0** Oh forgot to turn the last one, here it is.
#146 - swazer (08/04/2013) [-]
It's okay, thumb me down, I don't care.
#103 - Figured it out yet? 08/03/2013 on That moment 0
#26 - Speaking of which, I'm gonna watch Zach Braff on Scrubs 08/03/2013 on Oh... 0
#260 - Oh I forgot to mention that I even had a freakin' DGT. … 07/31/2013 on Why do you hate or like the... 0
#259 - Give me my items back and remove crafting. Simple to make …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Why do you hate or like the... 0
User avatar #260 - swazer (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot to mention that I even had a freakin' DGT.

"Here, fight for this extremely rare item and you have to waste half of your life to get it"

Half a year later

"Guys, I deleted all the items. Go and collect new stuff."
#4173399 - Yeah I kinda get that but I was a part of that era when it was… 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4173325 - If he would remove the "craft"-part of the game I wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173358 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
The craft part is a huge part of it, but hey. Everyone's got their opinions. A lot of crafting materials though are super rare too. All in all, it's just something that happened to everyone, most are mad, some can care less, and few are happy. People still rage though when rares drop. It's pretty great, (and terrible if you're after it too geh).
User avatar #4173399 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I kinda get that but I was a part of that era when it was only collecting that mattered, then trading came into the picture, which was also awesome. At that time you were one of the cool guys to actually being able to grab some of the rares.

But then the crafting came into picture which only made you cool if you literally spent way too much time to collect meaningsless items til' you get that cool item.
That's the reason I stopped collecting items.

Heck, I even dissed my ex-girlfriend numerous of times to be able to collect those super-rares which dropped and could only be obtained by collecting.
#4173311 - So this game.. isn't it the same deal as before? You collect, …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173317 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
He mostly reset it due to the fact rare items wern't rare anymore and he wanted a fresh start and a bunch of other reasons. But the basics of the game are the same. Collect, trade, craft, sell, etc.
User avatar #4173325 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
If he would remove the "craft"-part of the game I would go back. Collecting and see everyones rage is way more than fun than collecting like a maniac just to craft something powerful and then that's it.
User avatar #4173358 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
The craft part is a huge part of it, but hey. Everyone's got their opinions. A lot of crafting materials though are super rare too. All in all, it's just something that happened to everyone, most are mad, some can care less, and few are happy. People still rage though when rares drop. It's pretty great, (and terrible if you're after it too geh).
User avatar #4173399 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I kinda get that but I was a part of that era when it was only collecting that mattered, then trading came into the picture, which was also awesome. At that time you were one of the cool guys to actually being able to grab some of the rares.

But then the crafting came into picture which only made you cool if you literally spent way too much time to collect meaningsless items til' you get that cool item.
That's the reason I stopped collecting items.

Heck, I even dissed my ex-girlfriend numerous of times to be able to collect those super-rares which dropped and could only be obtained by collecting.
#4173301 - Alright, then I'm satisfied. 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4173290 - Seriously, wtf. I spent countless of hours to collect those it…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173299 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, one recently dropped and caused a huge ruckus. But you're not the only one, at least you can suffer together! (i guess?)
User avatar #4173311 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
So this game.. isn't it the same deal as before? You collect, you use it in your itemshop to craft something powerful and that's it?
User avatar #4173317 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
He mostly reset it due to the fact rare items wern't rare anymore and he wanted a fresh start and a bunch of other reasons. But the basics of the game are the same. Collect, trade, craft, sell, etc.
User avatar #4173325 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
If he would remove the "craft"-part of the game I would go back. Collecting and see everyones rage is way more than fun than collecting like a maniac just to craft something powerful and then that's it.
User avatar #4173358 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
The craft part is a huge part of it, but hey. Everyone's got their opinions. A lot of crafting materials though are super rare too. All in all, it's just something that happened to everyone, most are mad, some can care less, and few are happy. People still rage though when rares drop. It's pretty great, (and terrible if you're after it too geh).
User avatar #4173399 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I kinda get that but I was a part of that era when it was only collecting that mattered, then trading came into the picture, which was also awesome. At that time you were one of the cool guys to actually being able to grab some of the rares.

But then the crafting came into picture which only made you cool if you literally spent way too much time to collect meaningsless items til' you get that cool item.
That's the reason I stopped collecting items.

Heck, I even dissed my ex-girlfriend numerous of times to be able to collect those super-rares which dropped and could only be obtained by collecting.
#4173283 - What will a showcase be?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173294 - tornadoe (07/26/2013) [-]
It will let you look at the items you had before but you cant use them
User avatar #4173301 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Alright, then I'm satisfied.
#4173274 - what happened?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173279 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
my filthy item daddy reset all items so he could redo the game how he originally intended it to be
User avatar #4173290 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Seriously, wtf. I spent countless of hours to collect those items and now they're gone? Especially my beloved DGT -.-
User avatar #4173299 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, one recently dropped and caused a huge ruckus. But you're not the only one, at least you can suffer together! (i guess?)
User avatar #4173311 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
So this game.. isn't it the same deal as before? You collect, you use it in your itemshop to craft something powerful and that's it?
User avatar #4173317 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
He mostly reset it due to the fact rare items wern't rare anymore and he wanted a fresh start and a bunch of other reasons. But the basics of the game are the same. Collect, trade, craft, sell, etc.
User avatar #4173325 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
If he would remove the "craft"-part of the game I would go back. Collecting and see everyones rage is way more than fun than collecting like a maniac just to craft something powerful and then that's it.
User avatar #4173358 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
The craft part is a huge part of it, but hey. Everyone's got their opinions. A lot of crafting materials though are super rare too. All in all, it's just something that happened to everyone, most are mad, some can care less, and few are happy. People still rage though when rares drop. It's pretty great, (and terrible if you're after it too geh).
User avatar #4173399 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I kinda get that but I was a part of that era when it was only collecting that mattered, then trading came into the picture, which was also awesome. At that time you were one of the cool guys to actually being able to grab some of the rares.

But then the crafting came into picture which only made you cool if you literally spent way too much time to collect meaningsless items til' you get that cool item.
That's the reason I stopped collecting items.

Heck, I even dissed my ex-girlfriend numerous of times to be able to collect those super-rares which dropped and could only be obtained by collecting.
#4173269 - Seriously?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173277 - tornadoe (07/26/2013) [-]
Actualy ya about a week ago he deleted everyones items, he said he will ggive us showcases
User avatar #4173283 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
What will a showcase be?
User avatar #4173294 - tornadoe (07/26/2013) [-]
It will let you look at the items you had before but you cant use them
User avatar #4173301 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Alright, then I'm satisfied.
#4173258 - WTF.. I had a DGT..  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4173264 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
Welcome back!
User avatar #4173274 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
what happened?
User avatar #4173279 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
my filthy item daddy reset all items so he could redo the game how he originally intended it to be
User avatar #4173290 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Seriously, wtf. I spent countless of hours to collect those items and now they're gone? Especially my beloved DGT -.-
User avatar #4173299 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, one recently dropped and caused a huge ruckus. But you're not the only one, at least you can suffer together! (i guess?)
User avatar #4173311 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
So this game.. isn't it the same deal as before? You collect, you use it in your itemshop to craft something powerful and that's it?
User avatar #4173317 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
He mostly reset it due to the fact rare items wern't rare anymore and he wanted a fresh start and a bunch of other reasons. But the basics of the game are the same. Collect, trade, craft, sell, etc.
User avatar #4173325 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
If he would remove the "craft"-part of the game I would go back. Collecting and see everyones rage is way more than fun than collecting like a maniac just to craft something powerful and then that's it.
User avatar #4173358 - savestate (07/26/2013) [-]
The craft part is a huge part of it, but hey. Everyone's got their opinions. A lot of crafting materials though are super rare too. All in all, it's just something that happened to everyone, most are mad, some can care less, and few are happy. People still rage though when rares drop. It's pretty great, (and terrible if you're after it too geh).
User avatar #4173399 - swazer (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I kinda get that but I was a part of that era when it was only collecting that mattered, then trading came into the picture, which was also awesome. At that time you were one of the cool guys to actually being able to grab some of the rares.

But then the crafting came into picture which only made you cool if you literally spent way too much time to collect meaningsless items til' you get that cool item.
That's the reason I stopped collecting items.

Heck, I even dissed my ex-girlfriend numerous of times to be able to collect those super-rares which dropped and could only be obtained by collecting.
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
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User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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