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Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:5/31/2014
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#155 - That "2:2 breathing rythm" have I been taught a coup… 09/04/2013 on Derrr herrrr 0
#629 - A real RPG item game 08/29/2013 on Hi funnyjunk 0
#5831762 - mkay 08/20/2013 on retard forum 0
#123 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Negus -2
#129 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
That's probably the gayest haircut I've ever seen.
As a gay dude, I think you're a fagget and I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.
#127 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
that was incredibly gay, never ever do that again
#122 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Negus -3
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#129 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
That's probably the gayest haircut I've ever seen.
As a gay dude, I think you're a fagget and I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.
#127 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
that was incredibly gay, never ever do that again
#121 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Negus -3
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#129 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
That's probably the gayest haircut I've ever seen.
As a gay dude, I think you're a fagget and I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.
#127 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
that was incredibly gay, never ever do that again
#120 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Negus -3
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#129 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
That's probably the gayest haircut I've ever seen.
As a gay dude, I think you're a fagget and I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.
#127 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
that was incredibly gay, never ever do that again
#37 - Kinda depends on what part of the Rupee you withdrew the color…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Found a 20 while cleaning... -2
#56 - LovegoodJuggalo (08/11/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. Regardless of where you draw the color from its still going to be purple. With only extremely minor difference.
#33 - Picture 08/09/2013 on HOW?! +1
#32 - **swazer rolls 93** There you go.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2013 on HOW?! 0
User avatar #43 - jacksipian (08/09/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolls 42** here take mine
#34 - stadic (08/09/2013) [-]
Well then
#33 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
#30 - Wanna see me do it again?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2013 on HOW?! 0
User avatar #31 - stadic (08/09/2013) [-]
Try it, I dare you
#32 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
**swazer rolls 93** There you go.
User avatar #43 - jacksipian (08/09/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolls 42** here take mine
#34 - stadic (08/09/2013) [-]
Well then
#33 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
#141 - My fellow troll, it has been an honor to accomplish this with you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Military Code 0
#150 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
I has been, I doubted about the I, because I know it as Iowa, not India
#7 - THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Comfy and Easy to Wear +5
User avatar #9 - fitemeirlbro (08/09/2013) [-]
it is when your rattata is in the top percentage
#135 - November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November A…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Military Code +2
User avatar #139 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Tango Echo Lima Lima Alpha Lima India Echo Alpha November Delta Hotel Uniform Romeo Tang Yankee Oscar Uniform
#141 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
My fellow troll, it has been an honor to accomplish this with you.
#150 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
I has been, I doubted about the I, because I know it as Iowa, not India
#349 - Why would I? 08/09/2013 on Alright FunnyJunk. -1
#129 - November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November A…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Military Code +2
User avatar #133 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Mike Alpha Kilo Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform Charlie Romeo Yankee
User avatar #135 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Sierra Alpha Yankee Golf Oscar Oscar Delta Bravo Yankee Echo
User avatar #139 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Tango Echo Lima Lima Alpha Lima India Echo Alpha November Delta Hotel Uniform Romeo Tang Yankee Oscar Uniform
#141 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
My fellow troll, it has been an honor to accomplish this with you.
#150 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
I has been, I doubted about the I, because I know it as Iowa, not India
#118 - Novemeber Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November Novembe…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Military Code +10
User avatar #126 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Lima Echo Tango Yankee Oscar Uniform Delta Oscar Whiskey November
User avatar #129 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Romeo Uniform November Alpha Romeo Oscar Uniform November Delta Alpha November Delta Delta Echo Sierra Echo Romeo Tango Yankee Oscar Uniform
User avatar #133 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Mike Alpha Kilo Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform Charlie Romeo Yankee
User avatar #135 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Sierra Alpha Yankee Golf Oscar Oscar Delta Bravo Yankee Echo
User avatar #139 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Tango Echo Lima Lima Alpha Lima India Echo Alpha November Delta Hotel Uniform Romeo Tang Yankee Oscar Uniform
#141 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
My fellow troll, it has been an honor to accomplish this with you.
#150 - arrederre (08/09/2013) [-]
I has been, I doubted about the I, because I know it as Iowa, not India
#18 - **swazer rolls 77** here take mine  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2013 on HOW?! +35
#29 - stadic (08/09/2013) [-]
You did it
User avatar #30 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
Wanna see me do it again?
User avatar #31 - stadic (08/09/2013) [-]
Try it, I dare you
#32 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
**swazer rolls 93** There you go.
User avatar #43 - jacksipian (08/09/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolls 42** here take mine
#34 - stadic (08/09/2013) [-]
Well then
#33 - swazer (08/09/2013) [-]
#8 - I'm pretty sure he's doing like Batman... becoming his fear. 08/09/2013 on Plant 0
#31 - I love how the other one is like "DUDE! Calm down ffs!" 08/09/2013 on Ever been startled so bad... +4
#4242736 - No, I'm well aware of that, because the guy below me did so. S…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4242738 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
because roll 3
#4242733 - wut?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4242734 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
you didnt win
User avatar #4242736 - swazer (08/06/2013) [-]
No, I'm well aware of that, because the guy below me did so. So why pointing out that I didn't?
User avatar #4242738 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
because roll 3
#4242719 - gz 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
#4242713 - **swazer rolls 240**  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #4242726 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
not winner
User avatar #4242733 - swazer (08/06/2013) [-]
wut?
User avatar #4242734 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
you didnt win
User avatar #4242736 - swazer (08/06/2013) [-]
No, I'm well aware of that, because the guy below me did so. So why pointing out that I didn't?
User avatar #4242738 - allofthefish (08/06/2013) [-]
because roll 3
#4242706 - **swazer rolls 796** 08/06/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
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User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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