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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:Sweden
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#2628 - For the lulz I've gotten a haircut since then :D  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2011 on The Faces of FunnyJunk +5
#2703 - swazer (10/18/2011) [-]
Without the lulz
I know, I'm wearing the same sweater -.-
User avatar #2635 - swazer (10/18/2011) [-]
Sweden btw
#28 - Just... how? 10/17/2011 on Mind Fucked +5
#91 - fixed 10/17/2011 on MMMMOOOOOMMMM +10
#50 - 'Cause those are mine...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2011 on ALL 0
#56 - ajperry (10/16/2011) [-]
Good Work Dude.
#49 - **swazer rolls 00** Too bad he didn't got any  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2011 on ALL +12
#50 - swazer (10/16/2011) [-]
'Cause those are mine...
#56 - ajperry (10/16/2011) [-]
Good Work Dude.
#31 - The post + this gif made me laugh! 10/16/2011 on Yeah. . . That's totally... 0
#55 - I WANNA HAVE THAT BEAR COSTUME!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2011 on This gave me a feel +3
#63 - SuperDuperDeathCub has deleted their comment.
#44 - ... Everyday we're rollin' 'em! 10/16/2011 on El Dubsado +2
#21 - Picture 10/16/2011 on Scare Tactics +4
#37 - **swazer rolls 82** Everyday I'm rollin 'em!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2011 on El Dubsado +1
User avatar #42 - elements (10/16/2011) [-]
BUT TOGETHER WE HAVE...TRIPS! 0_0
#44 - swazer (10/16/2011) [-]
... Everyday we're rollin' 'em!
#945 - She's getting an orgasm 10/15/2011 on Bully gets owned! +2
#1262 - Picture 10/14/2011 on Best zombie reaction ever. 0
#1261 - **swazer rolls 66** How to roll If you use *roll one…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2011 on Best zombie reaction ever. +2
#1262 - swazer (10/14/2011) [-]
#1099 - **swazer rolled a random image** Because you, sir, fail at FJing  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2011 on Best zombie reaction ever. +1
#1112 - lulzmudkipzz (10/14/2011) [-]
Speaking of dubs, im new here so care to tell me why dubs and trips are so important?
#1261 - swazer (10/14/2011) [-]
**swazer rolls 66**
How to roll
If you use *roll one-nine* it will generate a random number. (Use the number instead of the word so one = 1)

For example if I use *roll two* it will generate two digit number, example: 24
If I use *"roll nine"* it will generate a nine digit number, example: 478, 849, 588

So now to the dubs/trips/quads part.
If you make a comment with a roll where you "predict" that your roll is going to be dubs (22), trips (222) or quads (2222) you are just simply awesome. Even though it 's random.

Chances for dubs, trips and quads:
Dubs = 10/100
Trips = 10/1000
Quads = 10/10000

So why do people use it?
Since the chances of getting for example dubs are pretty small it have become a challenge to roll dubs. If you roll dubs you are sure that you will get some thumbs for it. Because as I said earlier, you are simply awesome if you make it. Dubs/trips/quads are the miracles of FJ, especially the quads.

How do people use it?
Some people have taken this to a whole new level where they challenge themselves like "The next person to roll dubs decides my next facebook status" or "The next person to roll dubs decides my new FJ account name".
It can also be that they make something fun with dubs out of the content, a matching thing to do here is like "*succesfully roll dubs* these dubs brings the zombie back!"

I hope that it covered everything :) Feel free to ask!

#1262 - swazer (10/14/2011) [-]
#28 - FECK IT! I was actually thinking about the exact same c… 10/13/2011 on In my head 0
#94 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2011 on In case of fire +2
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#108 - AwesomeAnonomous (10/13/2011) [-]
#335 - Feck it!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2011 on Get Her Number 0
#346 - docxy (10/12/2011) [-]
*roll* dudz decides everyones facebook status
"i smell bacon"
#334 - **swazer rolls 35** No these dubz decides YOUR next facebook…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2011 on Get Her Number 0
#349 - simplescience (10/12/2011) [-]
That's what I said. Dubs decides your next facebook status.
#335 - swazer (10/12/2011) [-]
Feck it!
#346 - docxy (10/12/2011) [-]
*roll* dudz decides everyones facebook status
"i smell bacon"
#6633 - **swazer rolls 202** 10/12/2011 on Pokemon for FunnyJunk (desc) 0
#145 - I has 2 of them :)... But they are 3 hours long tho 10/11/2011 on Twins 1 0
#114 - Picture 10/09/2011 on REMEMBER THESE GUYS? +1
#78 - So freakin' epic :D 10/09/2011 on ninja cat +1
#488 - Picture 10/08/2011 on This ever happened to you? +5
#487 - Easter egg found  [+] (4 new replies) 10/08/2011 on This ever happened to you? +6
#511 - bobJML (10/08/2011) [-]
Actually, the easter egg is in the 8th panel.
#523 - ilolatstuff (10/08/2011) [-]
dammit i lost the game
#505 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/08/2011) [-]
or its the bible written by J.K. Rowling...
#488 - swazer (10/08/2011) [-]
#1 - Retoast 10/07/2011 on Damn right 0
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#386 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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