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Date Signed Up:6/30/2011
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:Sweden
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#33 - Comment deleted 10/15/2012 on Well 0
#30 - That's a dog on a floating bone.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Well 0
#49 - magicburp (10/15/2012) [-]
Don't look like dat to me
and *floaty*
(not sure where astrick goes)
#26 - Did I find him? 10/15/2012 on Well 0
#193 - If you were, I can assure you wouldn't have time to comment it  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Da fuq guize +2
User avatar #195 - zraven (10/15/2012) [-]
...fair. you win this one.
#201 - zzjames (10/15/2012) [-]
#200 - zzjames has deleted their comment.
#1 - Well, thank you! 10/14/2012 on Cake time! +2
#1 - Why did Lady Gaga - Pokerface play in my head while I read the lyrics? 10/14/2012 on Madness!! 0
#216 - From what I've learned they do see many pictures at the same t… 10/13/2012 on Insects after the rain 0
#210 - That dubstep guy is fake. Everyone knows you must have the sam… 10/13/2012 on HOT DUBSTEP METAL GIRL +1
#16 - Well, you can't blame him for his courage but boy, he's stupid. 10/13/2012 on Kids these days. Sigh. +1
#16 - Oh geez, imagine the problem to see things. They already thing…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Insects after the rain +3
#20 - 4chan refugee (10/13/2012) [-]
Assuming you have two eyes, I don't think that you see double of everything. For the same reason I don't think that bugs see hundreds of images all the time, it is all put together into one image. The water would still sucked though.
User avatar #216 - swazer (10/13/2012) [-]
From what I've learned they do see many pictures at the same time.
And I also know that my sight isn't clear when I get water in my eyes, the same would occur to them.
#37 - The paper must have been treated with something earlier. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Birdies drawn quickly +2
User avatar #42 - poutinesalad (10/13/2012) [-]
its probably just water colour paper with water on it. although it spreads pretty quickly so who knows
#39 - jasonthedragon (10/13/2012) [-]
#131 - Obviously a smoke bomb. A real grenade don't cause that much s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Lucky guy +4
#136 - 4chan refugee (10/13/2012) [-]
Don't forget the shrapnel
#30 - When you're finally calling the number Them: Hello? … 10/12/2012 on Math Problems? +1
#11 - Prepare your anus!  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Anus +4
#36 - triggathepirate (10/13/2012) [-]
No u
User avatar #23 - danniegurl (10/13/2012) [-]
do you know where this is from?
because the guy looks familiar.
User avatar #32 - shinote (10/13/2012) [-]
Honestly, It looks like a scene from a porno, I would know, I've seen a lot of it xD
User avatar #33 - danniegurl (10/13/2012) [-]
well, i don't think it's the guy, but he kinda looks like this guy on a show called "breaking amish" about these amish people who leave the amish and go to new york.
#17 - Chuck Norris once shot down a helicopter by doing that.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Bang -17
#22 - floatingboating has deleted their comment.
#19 - 4chan refugee (10/12/2012) [-]
I thought t was funny...
#16 - Comment deleted 10/12/2012 on Bang 0
#393 - What if there is no scientific proven way to show them there i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on an idea -1
User avatar #404 - pizzaeater (10/12/2012) [-]
There is scientific proof, but the aliens "retaught" science. You see, all proof of the aliens existence were wiped when the aliens failed terribly, and they didn't want to have the humans seem like a master race, so the decided no one know it happened. However, some still remember. Tell your child this and voila** BADDA BING**
#378 - Then they find this picture and can NEVER trust us again.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2012 on an idea +30
User avatar #382 - bigcooks (10/12/2012) [-]
Dude thats easy, fucking Aliens
User avatar #393 - swazer (10/12/2012) [-]
What if there is no scientific proven way to show them there is/was aliens then?
I don't know how about you but I really don't believe an artifical race have visited earth, yet. So how are we gonna make them believe in aliens?!
User avatar #404 - pizzaeater (10/12/2012) [-]
There is scientific proof, but the aliens "retaught" science. You see, all proof of the aliens existence were wiped when the aliens failed terribly, and they didn't want to have the humans seem like a master race, so the decided no one know it happened. However, some still remember. Tell your child this and voila** BADDA BING**
#28 - serious 10/12/2012 on iOS6 +11
#86 - But he could atleast see it was somekind of dog, a skinny one … 10/12/2012 on Street performer 0
#23 - I am not...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on iOS6 +5
User avatar #28 - swazer (10/12/2012) [-]
serious
#202 - Yellow 10/12/2012 on Pill's 0
#17 - Guys, sorry to say this.. but this wasn't recorded on the same…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/12/2012 on iOS6 -4
#56 - siggythepiggy (10/12/2012) [-]
#53 - usernameistaken (10/12/2012) [-]
#39 - ramsesmfg (10/12/2012) [-]
Well fuck, thank you!
#31 - 4chan refugee (10/12/2012) [-]
Fucking lol at everyone thumbing you down and bitchplzzz up, hahahah
#21 - bitchplzzz (10/12/2012) [-]
Im sure you're not serious...
I..
I hope..
User avatar #34 - babyanalraper (10/12/2012) [-]
He isn't. Really, isn't it obvious?
User avatar #23 - swazer (10/12/2012) [-]
I am not...
User avatar #28 - swazer (10/12/2012) [-]
serious
#18 - 4chan refugee (10/12/2012) [-]
You don't say?
#16 - Comment deleted 10/12/2012 on iOS6 0
#13 - Feels staged 10/12/2012 on Wonderful revenge.... 0
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User avatar #388 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some of my items for Iron ore & coal ?
User avatar #389 to #388 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Ya, I guess. What would I get back?
User avatar #390 to #389 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
usually I trade it 1:1 for other ore, or if you like specific items just let me know
User avatar #391 to #390 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
I have no clue, offer me something
User avatar #392 to #391 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
cheers man, also just noticed you have DGT, well done
User avatar #393 to #392 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks! Got it from a stupid guy I traded some worthless items with
User avatar #394 to #393 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
really what like ?
User avatar #395 to #394 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
If I recall right, gay glasses and like 7 fishes
User avatar #396 to #395 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , very good trade

I got mine for some special gems & a bit of jewlery
User avatar #397 to #396 - swazer (05/28/2013) [-]
That's nice too
#386 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #387 to #386 - swazer (02/22/2013) [-]
Not up for trade
User avatar #371 - orx (12/23/2012) [-]
Worth a shot, you don't seem to be doing **** with them.

Regardless, Merry Christmas.
User avatar #372 to #371 - swazer (12/24/2012) [-]
You got a bullseye on that one.

Merry Christmas
User avatar #373 to #372 - orx (12/24/2012) [-]
What made you quit, though, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #374 to #373 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The whole crafting system.

Found it more challenging and exciting to actually grab the super rare item rather than collecting 1000 of ores to get it.
User avatar #375 to #374 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
That's basically what's leading me to leave items.
User avatar #376 to #375 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
The collecting part you mean?
User avatar #377 to #376 - orx (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, kind of. You need so much **** to make something rare now, compared to back then.
User avatar #378 to #377 - swazer (12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, can imagine that. I miss the old item-game
User avatar #379 to #378 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Plus, back when there was "Locked Chest," there was no Demonic, Angelic, Thumbs Up, or any other variety.
User avatar #380 to #379 - swazer (12/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #381 to #380 - orx (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, could I give you a Demigod Toast Dragon and/or Evil Toast for your DGT?
User avatar #383 to #381 - swazer (01/02/2013) [-]
No I'm sorry.
#366 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
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Wow... thank you so much for that !
User avatar #368 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the FJ imp!

Btw, can you tell me why I can't find demon skull in workshop?
User avatar #369 to #368 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
Nvm the demon skull
User avatar #370 to #369 - ffffyou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's on the 3rd page. before the skulls.

And no problem
User avatar #367 to #366 - swazer (10/21/2012) [-]
No probs, you got better use of it than I do :)
User avatar #365 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
Normal disenchanter? I dunno
User avatar #363 - flaminggypsy (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm not much for offering, anything of mine interest you?
User avatar #364 to #363 - swazer (10/04/2012) [-]
Send me an offer and I will consider it.
User avatar #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
I prefer items I dont have bro
User avatar #362 to #361 - kztroll (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #359 - irwincardozo (09/18/2012) [-]
demon chest for axe?
User avatar #360 to #359 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
No thank you
User avatar #350 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
I would like to trade for your 10k fancy donut and your DGT(:
User avatar #351 to #350 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but no chance :)
User avatar #352 to #351 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
but i have alot bro :D
User avatar #353 to #352 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't care about the value, just care about the count
User avatar #354 to #353 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
what if i increased your count to get them>?
User avatar #355 to #354 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, those items are the rarest you can find. DGT is DC and the donut was one time giveaway from kim jong
User avatar #356 to #355 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
well DGT is DC...but kim jong has dropped atleast 2 everyday for the last week...and Fancy Donut yeah it was, but still :P
User avatar #357 to #356 - swazer (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't do it
User avatar #358 to #357 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
Alright
User avatar #344 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
got 77 coal willing to trade
#343 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
How about 150 coal and a corrupt soul to borrow your bones?
User avatar #335 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
is there any way ud give up the demonic chest

to me
User avatar #337 to #335 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
No, sorry, none of my singles.
#331 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok 100 coal to borrow your dragon bones until sunday, and then ill give them back
User avatar #333 to #331 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
How do we know he won't "redeem" the bones for the unique?
#334 to #333 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Is that what he usually does? I have no idea what happens
User avatar #336 to #334 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
I have no idea neither. That's why I'm not taking that risk ^^
#339 to #336 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok I just asked blooddrunk who has won many contest and he said he wont collect the bones, he will let us keep them
User avatar #340 to #339 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay, then I'll say that I don't really recognize you..
Sorry
#341 to #340 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
I have been here since day :(
#342 to #341 - jdef (09/15/2012) [-]
day one lol but its ok
User avatar #327 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 51 coal get me
User avatar #330 to #327 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 angelic or 5 demonic ore
User avatar #332 to #330 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
lolwut u offered me a better item when i said 30 coals lol
#323 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
What can I get for 30 coals?
User avatar #324 to #323 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 furnace + 1 anvil?
#328 to #324 - aliflol (09/15/2012) [-]
No, I have those. How much for 15 angelic ores?
User avatar #329 to #328 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
30 coals vs 3 angelic ores
User avatar #322 - antimedic (09/15/2012) [-]
Pony head what for it???
User avatar #325 to #322 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
What do you want to offer?
User avatar #320 - thelaziergamer (09/15/2012) [-]
what can i get for 80 coal
User avatar #326 to #320 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
1 gold ingot?
User avatar #317 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
what will 28 coal get
User avatar #318 to #317 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
3 nazi gold or 1 strange cube
User avatar #319 to #318 - Alexmario (09/15/2012) [-]
hmm...

ill ask when i have more coal
User avatar #315 - grundo (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 22 coal get?
User avatar #316 to #315 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
Sewing mecha
User avatar #313 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
What will 150 coal get me.
User avatar #314 to #313 - swazer (09/15/2012) [-]
5 Strange cubes?
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