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#53 - I missed you too you irreverent cocksucker. It's good to be home.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/10/2014 on OH GOD I MISSED ALL OF YOU... +3
User avatar #67 - smokekusheveryday (10/10/2014) [-]
Can i get the source of that gif?
#72 - epicgerbo (10/10/2014) [-]
OutlawStar anime. character: Aisha Clan Clan
User avatar #73 - smokekusheveryday (10/10/2014) [-]
#69 - greyswordsman (10/10/2014) [-]
i want the sauce too! she defines my fetish!
#70 - smokekusheveryday (10/10/2014) [-]
#71 - greyswordsman (10/10/2014) [-]
#74 - smokekusheveryday (10/10/2014) [-]
We'll do things on the bed
Things involving Nutella
#75 - greyswordsman (10/10/2014) [-]
ok, shit's gettin weird. im gonna play smash bros 3ds
#77 - smokekusheveryday (10/11/2014) [-]
You don't like to eat Nutella ?
shit's delicious with popcorn
What the fuck's wrong with you
Meh to each his own
Guess i'll watch Walking Dead alone then
#79 - greyswordsman (10/11/2014) [-]
oh......well shit
User avatar #80 - smokekusheveryday (10/11/2014) [-]
Still an open spot for chilling with and eating some delicious Orville Redenbacher covered him delicious hazelnut chocolate spread while watching walk dead
Can't smoke you up im outta weed atm
#5 - Funnyjunk is back? YES! Party time. 10/10/2014 on animemanga channel is back +5
#41 - What kind of games are you playing that do that? And for the f…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Peasant located and destroyed -13
#45 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
Very few?

swarthywaffles plx
User avatar #43 - blooby (09/14/2014) [-]
Destiny, Titanfall, every Call of Duty game, almost every Battlefield game, Borderlands 1 and 2, Bioshock Infinite, all 3 Crysis games, Dishonored, Dead Island, every Far Cry game past 2, all the Halo games, Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, all the Medal of Honor games and both Metro games all have aim assist. That was almost every single popular console shooter, and half of them dont even have the ability to turn it off. "For the few"
#52 - anonymousfinn (09/14/2014) [-]
''have to aim for you''
This is coming from a CoD player, I don't know about Halo, BF or the like.

Unless we're talking about single player campaigns which we aren't, because no one buys a modern shooter for the SP the aim assist is really just your sights moving the slightest bit to the side whenever an enemy runs past your sights and the ''aim assist'' can ALWAYS be turned off. Having slight aim assist to compensate for the OP:ness that is a mouse and keyboard is far from the game ''aiming for you''
If anyone has different experiences (maybe from some other games?) I'm open to hear about them, I just didn't like your exaggeration about aim assist.
#132 - twentyten (09/14/2014) [-]
You can't always turn it off. For example, in the Halo series there is no option to turn it off ( at least from what I remember). And I don't remember being able to turn it off either in CoD.
#135 - anonymousfinn (09/14/2014) [-]
Okay, well Halo is a series I have no idea about
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
The aim assist used in console shooters are not the little nudge of your weapon towards the enemy. Its that the bullets curves in towards who you are aiming at. Its like magnets, bullet get close to characther = Bullet sway towards characther
#119 - anonymousfinn (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm suspicious about that claim, since I've played CoDs on PS3 since MW2 and have never noticed that. Then again, you're anonymous, so it's not like your comment is going to change the world anyways
User avatar #94 - jokexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
not always . my only experience is with cod black ops 2, and when you aim down your sights it snaps to the nearest foe
#117 - anonymousfinn (09/14/2014) [-]
My guess is you've either played zombies or singleplayer, because there the aim assist is actually really strong, and your aim snaps to the nearest target.
User avatar #118 - jokexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah singleplayer
I suck at these games, no way I'm getting my ass seen online
#120 - anonymousfinn (09/14/2014) [-]
I recommend trying it. It might be frustrating, but if you don't take it too seriously it's possible to have quite a bit of fun online
#32 - Oh manly men, what would I do without you? Well, probabl… 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense +5
#58 - Naw man, see, Hitotsu-Me Giant has only one big eye, the monst… 09/11/2014 on Yugioh Facts 5 +3
#51 - That was unexpected, yet at the same time, wonderful. 09/10/2014 on Bunny 0
#29 - Picture 09/09/2014 on I am gonna eat that pussy... +1
#204 - Every time I see someone use my gif I get a warm fuzzy feeling…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on You wanted equality? +5
User avatar #265 - dyalibya (09/04/2014) [-]
Well done
User avatar #230 - shadowtails (09/04/2014) [-]
It's yours?

Good shit
#4 - Well then, I suppose it's a good thing it was created with peo…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Yes +5
User avatar #13 - saiyajinwarrior (09/01/2014) [-]
He looks so fucking happy.
User avatar #17 - thebaseballexpert (09/01/2014) [-]
were you a really sad 10 year old?
#19 - saiyajinwarrior (09/01/2014) [-]

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#10 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Bread is love
Bread is life.
#7 - kennygomezfive (12/28/2013) [-]
its not letting me reply anymore so il just leave this here   
 was my last one anyways
its not letting me reply anymore so il just leave this here

was my last one anyways
#8 to #7 - swarthywaffles (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry it's over. It was nice exchanging with you.
#9 to #8 - kennygomezfive (12/28/2013) [-]
thank you, i had lots of fun one day we shall meet again, against the one in a million odds il find you and il marry you
User avatar #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I am her cuz I can.
User avatar #1 - hellzone (03/04/2013) [-]
Because I love you in a ****** up sadistic kind of way :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - swarthywaffles (03/07/2013) [-]
I love you too! Maybe we could go on a date some time? Go out for some dinner, maybe see a movie, kidnap a few people and then take them back home to dissect them at our leisure...
User avatar #3 to #2 - hellzone (03/08/2013) [-]
I was thinking something more along the line of taking a few people by bashing in their skulls, than having some fun with them by sticking some scissors in there sternum and snipping them up...
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