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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kkqIFJXm2E (video of the doors playing cards) minus densmorecomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: fuck steam nigga
Consoles Owned: Playstation 3
Video Games Played: GTA V
PSN: SwampWaterJack
Interests: mountain dew, the high seas, your moms big tits
Date Signed Up:2/13/2014
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Gilligans Island
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Content Ranking:#1033
Comment Ranking:#1800
Highest Content Rank:#767
Highest Comment Rank:#525
Content Thumbs: 7545 total,  8636 ,  1091
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Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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    Steven Spielberg Facts Steven Spielberg Facts
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#333 - 1. colored text 2. better guitar skills 3. to go back … 6 hours ago on Wishes 0
#67 - no 12 hours ago on My sister looks cute 0
#56 - Camera: VX 1000 08/30/2014 on Reject pile 0
#12 - the ending really ****** me up to be honest  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on 2001 A Space Odyssey +1
User avatar #13 - dvdfaust (08/29/2014) [-]
It made me want to read the books, at least.
#83 - Fruit Snacks im not ******* joking either 08/29/2014 on Bans +1
#45 - Picture 08/29/2014 on Jurassic Park Facts +2
#5 - Comment deleted 08/29/2014 on 2001 A Space Odyssey 0
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#124 - im so ******* pumped on this **** 08/29/2014 on Gaming journalism site update 0
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#11 - swampwaterjack (08/16/2014) [-]
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Rock and Roll my friends, Rock and Roll
Rock and Roll my friends, Rock and Roll
#22 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Why did you delete your stuff?
#12 - sewallman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I hope you like the finished product. The background color matches Fj's background color. The words have a text border on them for easier reading. I hope the format is OC allowed
User avatar #13 to #12 - tridaak ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, This is good. If it goes through, I'd approve it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - swampwaterjack (08/23/2014) [-]
Although it is better than the one i had, i wouldnt fully say i made this, i got all the text and **** but sewall made it legit.
ya feel me
User avatar #17 to #14 - sewallman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Also, a preference of music is hard to make the front page with content unless they done diddly ****** up recently. I made a comp on Iron Maiden and it got like 19 thumbs.

It was 19 thumbs well earned, but everyone has a music interest and most times, no matter how talented the band is they don't really care to read it. Black Sabbath is bad the **** ass tho.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sewallman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
For future reference, making the comps layout in paint is completely fine. I copy the background of a FJ post, make that the background color of the comp, post the pictures and place the borders.. Here is the fun part.

Either bring it into Photoshop (I wasn't able to bring it into PS because my computer is kill on internet right now) or you could also bring it into the FJ editor and add an outer glow onto the text.

Here is a guide on how to add the border with the FJ editor:
funnyjunk.com/Image+Editor/funny-pictures/5247034/
User avatar #16 to #15 - swampwaterjack (08/23/2014) [-]
i used photoshop for the whole thing
User avatar #18 to #16 - sewallman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Do you know how to add an outer glow on PS?
User avatar #19 to #18 - swampwaterjack (08/23/2014) [-]
not a clue
User avatar #21 to #19 - tridaak ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
blending options, outer shadow (or some **** like that) set to precise, 5px, jitter (or whatever it's called) set to 30%, color should be black with opacity 100%.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sewallman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
It's basically the same as FJ's **** .

I also hate to give you a tutorial from outside of FJ, but I can't find one right now..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H27cXvYh_xY
User avatar #8 - supertanto (05/04/2014) [-]
tourney ******
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