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#19 - So your math teacher is most likely a mentally unstable faggot…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on /fit/ -13
#20 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
Woah woah woah. Step it back son. Where did the america hate come from. Seriously though. At no point did I insult you and now you're fucking salty. Step off eurofag or I'll shove more than a star spangled flag up your ass.
User avatar #27 - vgmddg (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish we could still roll comments.
User avatar #32 - amata (01/25/2015) [-]
Well I'll be fucked
#31 - amata has deleted their comment.
#17 - Well idk wtf that story was, but mice are much different than …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2015 on /fit/ -1
#18 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
You want a rat story then here's one. My math teacher back in high school told me about how he made a living as a youth in florida. He apparently worked at a place that produced orange juice. They had big silo type things that had sloped platforms where the oranges fermented until they were ready to be slid off into a truck. Of course with tons of fruit being around, there were rats. The fruits that were on the slopes were safe but anything that fell was food for the rats. That's where teach comes in. His job was to repair the slopes but he got extra for any rats he killed. So being a logical teenager he made a game of shooting the rats with his nail gun. The games was to see if he could miss the vitals and hit the limbs. He apparently hated rats and wanted them to suffer or some shit. Once the rats were dead he would take them and feed them to a gator that hung around a drainage thing nearby.
#19 - swagmonstah (01/25/2015) [-]
So your math teacher is most likely a mentally unstable faggot with serial killer tendencies?
Glad he's teaching you faggot Americans basic education. Sounds about right. Surprised he had a nail gun instead of a 556 AK 47 fully automatic glock.
#20 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
Woah woah woah. Step it back son. Where did the america hate come from. Seriously though. At no point did I insult you and now you're fucking salty. Step off eurofag or I'll shove more than a star spangled flag up your ass.
User avatar #27 - vgmddg (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish we could still roll comments.
User avatar #32 - amata (01/25/2015) [-]
Well I'll be fucked
#31 - amata has deleted their comment.
#3 - What about this shows a lack of respect? A female wearing …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Dat ass +1
#4 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
The jeans could definitely be loser...
User avatar #6 - pasadenamudslide (01/25/2015) [-]
You're a loser
#7 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
For a normal teenager? They're fine. For the president's daughter? They're a little too... risque.
#28 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
Rich people and people of power are allowed to wear jeans fag.
#29 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Not jeans that tight.
#31 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
Those are literally regular jeans. Shut the fuck up, there is literally no reason she can't wear anything she wants, he dad is president not her. She could be a fucking stripper and it wouldn't matter except to idiots on the internet and judgemental douchbags.
#34 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
No they are skinny jeans. They are too tight for a daughter of the president. She needs to dress more modestly. Those jeans are perfectly acceptable for a normal teenager. She is not a normal teenager.
#35 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
Why exactly does she need to dress modestly? She is a normal teenager, he dad just happens to be the president.
#36 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Her dad being president makes her not a normal teenager. She is held to a higher standard.
#37 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
By idiots.
#12 - chaoticlaw (01/25/2015) [-]
Might be why she's wearing 'em. Wants to feel normal. It's understandable, seeing how she has to go max security all the fucking time. I can relate to that.








Plus an ass that fine shouldn't be hidden, shit's royal quality, bounce for days.
#30 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Imagine the secret service agent assigned to protect her lol

"I know this is your job to protect me but do you REALLY need to watch me shower?"
... yes... for your own safety... an attack can happen at any time...
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#5 - Are you ******* kidding me? You're in a kitch…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/24/2015 on /fit/ +1
#16 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
He just needs the aid of the fuck who acted as our leader when I joined OA so many years ago. The guy was ridiculous. Buff as shit and super smart. Guy was wired all the time though. We were picking up pallets and one had a mouse under it apparently. This guy was on it with a knife and had it's head cut off before most of us even realized there was a mouse to kill.
Good times
#17 - swagmonstah (01/25/2015) [-]
Well idk wtf that story was, but mice are much different than rats lol.
I'm fine w/ a mouse scurrying off in a workspace, rats must be eliminated.
#18 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
You want a rat story then here's one. My math teacher back in high school told me about how he made a living as a youth in florida. He apparently worked at a place that produced orange juice. They had big silo type things that had sloped platforms where the oranges fermented until they were ready to be slid off into a truck. Of course with tons of fruit being around, there were rats. The fruits that were on the slopes were safe but anything that fell was food for the rats. That's where teach comes in. His job was to repair the slopes but he got extra for any rats he killed. So being a logical teenager he made a game of shooting the rats with his nail gun. The games was to see if he could miss the vitals and hit the limbs. He apparently hated rats and wanted them to suffer or some shit. Once the rats were dead he would take them and feed them to a gator that hung around a drainage thing nearby.
#19 - swagmonstah (01/25/2015) [-]
So your math teacher is most likely a mentally unstable faggot with serial killer tendencies?
Glad he's teaching you faggot Americans basic education. Sounds about right. Surprised he had a nail gun instead of a 556 AK 47 fully automatic glock.
#20 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
Woah woah woah. Step it back son. Where did the america hate come from. Seriously though. At no point did I insult you and now you're fucking salty. Step off eurofag or I'll shove more than a star spangled flag up your ass.
User avatar #27 - vgmddg (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish we could still roll comments.
User avatar #32 - amata (01/25/2015) [-]
Well I'll be fucked
#31 - amata has deleted their comment.
#6 - databutt (01/24/2015) [-]
I am assuming that the rat is trapped in the under-panel where the burners are. This requires a disassembley with a pissed of, and possibly quite large, rodent.
#9 - Hey guys, I think OP smokes cigarettes. I think this becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on who can do this for me? +2
#10 - damianwowfreak Comment deleted by swagmonstah
#8 - But he does look completely ridiculous...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Small black twitter... +2
User avatar #19 - ljxjlos (01/25/2015) [-]
You´re calling yourself swagmonstah and you don´t appreciate Kanye? Dude, you´re doing something wrong.
User avatar #9 - xxkosukexx (01/24/2015) [-]
I think he looks ight.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (01/25/2015) [-]
Pretty neat, actually.
#1 - faggot 01/22/2015 on more worried about deflated... -1
#5 - Kid's meal at Taco Bell? Not really.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/22/2015 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #96 - katiamanagen (01/22/2015) [-]
you stupid fuck
#8 - anonymous (01/22/2015) [-]
Wait what, the Taco Bells where I live had children meals
User avatar #6 - Tusura (01/22/2015) [-]
They sell kids meals at Taco bell....

Cheese quesadilla and cinnamon twists with a drink. Or a beef and cheese mexi-melt.

God I love taco bell, but it does NOT love me
User avatar #95 - ultimateasshole (01/22/2015) [-]
They really dont have kids meals at taco bell anymore though.
business.time.com/2013/07/25/the-real-reason-taco-bell-killed-kids-meals/
#13 - onyxleigion (01/22/2015) [-]
A lot of taco bells don't sell them anymore
#7 - ironsoul (01/22/2015) [-]
afterwards...
#9 - Shadow Guardian (01/22/2015) [-]
This tends to be my aftermath.
#10 - ironsoul (01/22/2015) [-]
#8 - wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on let jesus take the wheel -1
#14 - anonymous (01/22/2015) [-]
You're right. However, any decent lawyer could make a fight that their probable cause involved racism, if the races differed, and there were no dogs. Without probable cause, then while the drugs would be confiscated, you wouldn't be convicted.

still getting the fine for speeding though.
#6 - people who try to green text off of 4chan deserve to be bullied.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on You're a little tardy -15
User avatar #15 - whichever (01/20/2015) [-]
"swagmonstah"

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User avatar #5 - partnerintroll (08/01/2014) [-]
how can you be this bad at trolling
User avatar #4 - ebperik (07/31/2014) [-]
You're the first user who has managed to piss me off with bait
You're the masterbaiter
#3 - stevecartel Comment deleted by swagmonstah [-]
User avatar #2 - whereisaname (06/08/2014) [-]
I love the way you bait.
User avatar #1 - timmity (06/03/2014) [-]
I love your pro womens rights actvivism
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