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you know what i hate? black people and animecomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: facebook.com/fuckufaggotuaintgettingshit
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/420swagweed
Steam Profile: trollzor117
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, xbox one, pc, gamecube,nes,snes,n64,turbographics16,atari2600,
Video Games Played: large amounts
X-box Gamertag: XxXfazeXswagXxX
PSN: lolpsnsuckscock
Interests: gayanal,dat vidya, torrenting,deathmetal,
Date Signed Up:5/13/2014
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:millwalke oregon
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Content Ranking:#7127
Comment Ranking:#9094
Highest Content Rank:#7031
Highest Comment Rank:#5523
Content Thumbs: 28 total,  188 ,  160
Comment Thumbs: 132 total,  3091 ,  2959
Content Level Progress: 40.67% (24/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:19830
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:2075
FJ Points:332
Favorite Tags: rekt (2)
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#60 - tips fagdora 3 hours ago on Ass Grab Prank 0
#40 - there are so many goddamned white knights here claiming is sex…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Ass Grab Prank 0
User avatar #57 - romanlettuce (4 hours ago) [-]
It is harassment but they're making a much bigger deal of it than they should because they think it will earn them damsels.
User avatar #60 - swagfagit (3 hours ago) [-]
tips fagdora
#47 - ninheldin (4 hours ago) [-]
Which is harrassment
#9 - **swagfagit rolled image ** if this picture is a pony sucki…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Kids +6
#16 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #12 - skittlesinexcess (8 hours ago) [-]
Super relivant
#29 - does anyone really care about eggsbendadick cumsinsnatch 10 hours ago on DYK Comp #56 +1
#103 - *Totally roll quads and everyone will think im kewl* 10 hours ago on Portals 0
#102 - nice set of trips but you almost got quads 10 hours ago on Portals +1
#284 - damn str8 10 hours ago on you got banned +1
#208 - >thinks that chirstians just pray instead of going to docto…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Absorbed 0
User avatar #271 - testaburger (8 hours ago) [-]
>no true scotsman
They identify as christians. They believe in christ and the christian god. Ergo, they are christians.
#207 - how the **** does science trump religion? everyth…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Absorbed 0
User avatar #224 - Malefix (9 hours ago) [-]
OK so

A: Science so far reveals that hardly anything that is said to have happened in the Bible actually could have happened, or at the very least we haven't found anything yet to indicate that these events did occur. Seeing as there's a lot of people trying to find out whether the stories in the Bible are scientifically plausible, the fact that nothing conclusive has come up yet indicates that nothing conclusive is likely to ever come up.

B: Science trumps religion in that every single thing we really know about our world and the universe so far has come out of direct observation in a scientific method, or stems from overwhelming secondary evidence.

Here's the difference between science and religion:

Science:
Galileo Galilei (famous astronomer, philosopher and mathematician, created the telescope): The earth revolves around the sun, here is why I think that and have a look for yourself (ca. 1612)
Science: Oh hey that's cool, we'll check it out. Hey you know what? Our own observations over hundreds of years support that fact. We even have photographs, thanks to space exploration. Thanks man, now we know more about the world.

Religion:
Galileo Galilei: The Earth revolves around the Sun
Church: Heretic! Lies! How dare you question the word of God!? He created the Earth for us, and after that the Heavens! It says so right in this book, which was written over the course of hundreds of years, and which has been put together by cherrypicking a bunch of stories!



#282 - ah that part sucked ****  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on you got banned +1
User avatar #283 - uhidk (10 hours ago) [-]
but other than that it was a super fun game.
User avatar #284 - swagfagit (10 hours ago) [-]
damn str8

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#53 - urghseventysix (09/14/2014) [-]
gibe smash plox
#47 - opression (09/07/2014) [-]
u = gay
User avatar #48 to #47 - swagfagit (09/07/2014) [-]
you= doesn't know how to spell.
#49 to #48 - opression (09/08/2014) [-]
That's what you would say if you were gay.
User avatar #50 to #49 - swagfagit (09/08/2014) [-]
that's what you would say if you didn't know how to spell
#51 to #50 - opression (09/08/2014) [-]
Fine, you're gay and I can't spell.

Fair trade.
User avatar #52 to #51 - swagfagit (09/08/2014) [-]
seems like a good deal
#45 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/31/2014) [-]
you 						******					 love it...
you ****** love it...
User avatar #46 to #45 - swagfagit (08/31/2014) [-]
yes
#43 - jokervsbatsy (08/25/2014) [-]
I knew we would get along
I knew we would get along
User avatar #32 - donttasemebro (08/20/2014) [-]
hey bby
User avatar #34 to #33 - donttasemebro (08/20/2014) [-]
Not much mi brudda. what is you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - swagfagit (08/20/2014) [-]
listening to deathcore and making faggots angry
User avatar #36 to #35 - donttasemebro (08/20/2014) [-]
i prefer death metal. but that sounds like fun
User avatar #37 to #36 - swagfagit (08/20/2014) [-]
damn straight
User avatar #38 to #37 - donttasemebro (08/20/2014) [-]
you know what.... i like you already fine sir.
User avatar #39 to #38 - swagfagit (08/21/2014) [-]
same here ****** , you cool as ****
User avatar #40 to #39 - donttasemebro (08/21/2014) [-]
ayeeee
User avatar #41 to #40 - swagfagit (08/21/2014) [-]
eyyyyyyyyy
#30 - alekksandar (08/18/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled image** I love how you thumb down itumblr so people follow like sheep and proceed to thumb those comments down as well.

**** , you people are good at what you do. keep it up.
User avatar #31 to #30 - swagfagit (08/18/2014) [-]
I love you
#22 - warrupnigua (08/08/2014) [-]
i will decapitate you and have my way with your motionless cold body.
User avatar #23 to #22 - swagfagit (08/08/2014) [-]
remmber to jizz in my neck ;) its my fetish
#24 to #23 - warrupnigua (08/08/2014) [-]
don't worry i'll make sure to soak your entire body with my semen. i might even cut you up, take out your organs and give them an additional cum shower while i'm at it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - swagfagit (08/08/2014) [-]
sounds sexy ill pick you up at 8
#26 to #25 - warrupnigua (08/08/2014) [-]
no need to pick me up, i'm already at your door with some steel spiked dildos, a few knives and a rainbow dashified chainsaw
User avatar #19 - breadposter (07/07/2014) [-]
I loaf you
User avatar #20 to #19 - swagfagit (07/08/2014) [-]
nah im not really hungry for bread
#17 - Orc (07/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Was I supposed to thumb your comments up or down if I agree with them?
User avatar #18 to #17 - swagfagit (07/06/2014) [-]
up and down
User avatar #16 - chrisel (05/22/2014) [-]
Why are we downthumbing him, That's what he wants. If we upvote him and get his level to 0 and then stop, he might stop as well because he realizes that nobody gives a **** about him.
User avatar #17 to #16 - swagfagit (05/23/2014) [-]
no if you thumb me up ill annoy the **** out of funnyjunk more ^_^
User avatar #6 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
0/10
cant beat biebergotswag
User avatar #7 to #6 - swagfagit (05/20/2014) [-]
69/100 not trying to be bieber got swag, just riding on funnyjunk hatred for justin bieber
User avatar #8 to #7 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
30/1 need more h8
User avatar #9 to #8 - swagfagit (05/20/2014) [-]
YOU ******* GOD DAMN CUNT I ******* H8ATE UR BISH A NIGERS GA8H W8HAT T8HE F8U8C8K8
#10 to #9 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
99/98   
10/10  leet troll
99/98
10/10 leet troll
User avatar #11 to #10 - swagfagit (05/20/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the funnyjunk trolling system, and I’ve been involved in numerous red trolling operations for peoplescontent, and I have over 300 confirmed negitive thumbs. I am trained in calling you a ****** and I’m the top troller in the entire me. You are nothing to me but just another fagit. I will wipe you the **** out with trolls the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the funnyjunk? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of troll across the USA and your penis is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ****** . The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re ******* dead, fagit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear penis. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed trolling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the book of trolling tactics and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account off the face of the content, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** redthumbs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, ****** .
User avatar #14 to #11 - leberkase (05/22/2014) [-]
only 300... that's weak man. i got 17533 confirmed red thumbs and am at level -400. get on my level
User avatar #15 to #14 - swagfagit (05/22/2014) [-]
big black penises floping on your face while i rub my nipples and play the fiddle
#4 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
GR8 B8 M8 W8 I'M L8, I'LL BETTER GO PLAY SOME SK8 AND MASTURB8
User avatar #5 to #4 - swagfagit (05/19/2014) [-]
al8right m8ate
User avatar #2 - nought (05/16/2014) [-]
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 O W8
User avatar #3 to #2 - swagfagit (05/16/2014) [-]
O W8 WAT M8?
User avatar #1 - psychadelicace (05/14/2014) [-]
BAD B8 M8 I R8 5/8 NO H8
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