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Date Signed Up:	7/17/2013
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I'm married but a man whore so it don't matter...show my your titties bitches

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Chemicals
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So I did this

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#33 - Star Trek Next Generation....they ended a season on a cliffhan… 04/21/2018 on I Always Wait +2

#10 - NW Arkansas mentioned swell with meth and bootleggers [+] (1 reply) 04/20/2018 on A Joke 0

#11 - DementedDoom (04/20/2018) [-]

>Arkansas mentioned
Swell with Walmart, the only diamond mine in the world open to the public, and the second highest firearm ownership rate in the US.

#295 - why was this hidden from me?... 03/21/2018 on Halo 0

#294 - You tell me. [+] (3 replies) 03/21/2018 on Halo +11

#311 - FapKing (03/22/2018) [-]

Shit just gave me nostalgic chills

#309 - zacoren (03/21/2018) [-]

Nostalgia boner activated

#300 - marconde (03/21/2018) [-]

I love me some good memories

#43 - Honestly the job serves two purposes most are folk who have a … 03/15/2018 on handy hulking Pig +1

#1 - Jokes on you walmart got rid of door greeters...in other news … [+] (17 replies) 03/15/2018 on handy hulking Pig +171

#44 - anon (03/15/2018) [-]

The only thing below a walmart greeter is going down to your local bus station to lick the windows clean; so basically you’re shit out of luck, my dude...

#40 - shadowallyx (03/15/2018) [-]

Are..are you a vampire?

#23 - thecraftedmine (03/15/2018) [-]

I'm not hiring you vampire

#21 - volcanicdiarrhea (03/15/2018) [-]

My old store got rid of the greeters but replaced them with "hosts."
They do the same things as greeters but are actually able to stop shoplifters and can check receipts by force if needed.
But from what I've heard, it's the only store that does that.

#19 - mattdoggy (03/15/2018) [-]

I'm glad that they did, it's a useless job that didn't need doing or could have been replaced with a machine. Now if you'll excuse me i have to sell gum balls for 25 cents at my local shop.

#37 - sedativechunk (03/15/2018) [-]

... first of all, my local walmart still has greeters. Secondly, it's not a useless job. Some people, especially disabled and/or elderly people still want something to do. My 80 year old dad considered applying for that job just to have something to do and get a few extra bucks coming in. They don't exactly sit their uselessly all day, either. Some go around arranging things in isles, sweeping the floors around the self-checkouts, etc. Just light-duty work. And I applaud WalMart for actually having such positions. It's truly a place almost anyone could go to get a job no matter their stripe or background.

And some of the other comments here; wow. Some greeters are just jolly old people and it breaks my heart to hear people walk up to them and say "fuck you" for no reason.

#48 - mattdoggy (03/16/2018) [-]

i just wanted to make my gumball salesman joke, i agree with you

#46 - seventucker (03/15/2018) [-]

yup which is why they get paid the worst and treated the worst, ( yeah ik there are worser jobs like impregnating turkeys with you're mouth)they give you assigned jobs that you need to finish by the end of you're 8 hour shifts which are enough to keep you busy the entire time which is not something to complain about except when its one hour before you're shift is don't and they add 2 new jobs to do and they expect you to finish it before you leave and if you don't and go overtime...... well lets just say there isn't no over time pay at times plus any spills cleanups or accidents that happen during you're time you have to clean up and no matter how long you still get stuck with the same 8 hour work and anything added on after that so yes they hire anyone because they expect only those who are screwed enough to actually stay because other places won't hire them and they know they won't leave no matter how bad it is( i took this from a walmart video I saw in school, employees i knew, and news i've scavenged online before)

#43 - swagasauruss (03/15/2018) [-]

Honestly the job serves two purposes most are folk who have a hard time doing a job which is why you mainly see older people, secondly it is an asset protection move, you have a lot less "push out" thefts with someone at the door.

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#3 - beastarro (03/15/2018) [-]

my store has them still, they check receipts too

#59 - temporalguardian (03/16/2018) [-]

i never understood the point of that, its not like they actually look at the receipt they just sort of glance at it and let you go. What is the point of those people in general

#61 - beastarro (03/16/2018) [-]

to make shoplifters nervous

#17 - silentpaper (03/15/2018) [-]

wholesale club?

#5 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/15/2018) [-]

Same

#28 - anon (03/15/2018) [-]

Yeah, I dislike them constantly checking my receipt even if its just a single pair of gloves. They cost me 1.50.

#47 - I cant do it..I cant bring myself to watch the video of the ki… [+] (9 replies) 03/15/2018 on 4chan /robot/ commits... +85

#106 - chimayor (03/15/2018) [-]

I'm with you. This some chapter black shit right here.

#78 - fefetherarest (03/15/2018) [-]

#97 - nignogprime (03/15/2018) [-]

Edgy

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#65 - jobgetter (03/15/2018) [-]

We need a lil sensitivity sometimes...

#57 - clonedcommando (03/15/2018) [-]

The world is a fucked up place and filled with fucked up people many of which can only really find joy in other peoples suffering. Keep doing what you are doing and don't fall into that trap. There is nothing to be gained from watching this video beyond dread. Not just for the child so lost that he believed this was his only option but for the people who encouraged it and then reveled in it.

#51 - nyel (03/15/2018) [-]

I feel the same. Why would people be happy about this? I can understand being indifferent, but glorifying it? That's just encouraging another person to do it and that is despicable. For fuck's sake, that was someone's son. That was a person.

If you enjoyed that video you need to seriously reconnect with humanity.