Just try not to think about that man's feces entering your mouth and nostrils, clogging your asophagus as you lay there naked with that man in the icy cold, two day old smeared out shit. Feeling his slimy arms grab you tightly. Suddenly while you lay there in his harms he start throwing up all over your neck and back. The warm vomitous mass smells sweeter than the feces and you feel it runnig down your back. The vomit is mostly gray but has some spots of red and yellow in it. He now to proceeds to lick you neck.

Don't imagine that. It will only make you feel worse.

Sounds like a normal Friday night to me.

I tried to have one but my imagination was completely ruined

It's ok. I never had one either



but i had plenty of imaginary sex partners

Pic related?

no bro although that im was raised w/o a sibling i didnt have an imaginary friend

you are 1 of billions of people on this planet

I'm sure you're the only one

don't worry bro, i didn't either, think it was because i had my siblings to play with

i laughed so hard when sokka hit the master swordsman in the face with sand and he replied "VERY RESOURCEFUL"

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I met my girl when she was bitching in a chatroom about her broken fan.I told her to check if it did smell like burnt food.That's how we met!

Put it in

Fuck you