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#9 - Picture 11/03/2012 on Wut. +1
#7 - My dad used to take my sister and I on the fork lift in his wa… 11/03/2012 on Troll physics +8
#19 - Is the girl saying "moo" Moka Akashiya from Rosario Vampire?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Titles must start with a... 0
#37 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
No, its from a hentai manga if i remember correctly
User avatar #44 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
Oh O.o Why did I think that was Moka?

Mistaken a hentai for one of my favorite mangas...
User avatar #53 - ganer (11/04/2012) [-]
I feel like the very bad kind of pervert when saying: She's a cow from a hentai called Milk Party... It's about a guy fucking this cow-girl, and then later realizing it's a cow...
#276 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
You got it wrong bro, its about a who learns a tip from his friend to make his cow look like a girl then he proceeds to fuck it, like any well meaning gentleman.
User avatar #279 - ganer (11/04/2012) [-]
Yearh, he knows from the start that it's a cow... But after he fucks her/it he says: "I just shagged a cow, maybe i really am a pervert." as in he just then rerealized he fucked the cow
User avatar #54 - supersqueegee (11/04/2012) [-]
It's okay I'm secretly into hentai too.
#17 - No, they really aren't xD 11/03/2012 on Men VS Women Compilation -2
#8 - >boyfriend forgot to log out of facebook >I proceed …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Men VS Women Compilation +103
User avatar #41 - drunkenmercenary (11/03/2012) [-]
>log onto my funnyjunk account
>I proceed to write about my boyfriend and how im a girl
>sit back and wait for thumbs
>Everyone buys it.
User avatar #46 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
>Reply to comment
>I don't think anyone cares if I am a girl
> Or that I happen to have a boyfriend
>Big woop
>You're the only one making a big deal over it
> Get over it

and it's *I'm
#176 - kaitheguy (11/04/2012) [-]
#24 - dshfdgf (11/03/2012) [-]
>find friend's phone lying about
>open up the facebook
>update status to "gay Porn"
>comment on status saying "wait this isnt google"
>put his phone back down
User avatar #16 - pocketstooheavy (11/03/2012) [-]
lol, he's got a whole bunch of dumb friends.
User avatar #10 - aldheim (11/03/2012) [-]
His friends are not very smart.
User avatar #17 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
No, they really aren't xD
#10 - Picture 11/03/2012 on Borderlands 2 +1
#9 - Ahh this is perfect... my love of Gorillaz and my friend's lov… 11/03/2012 on Borderlands 2 0
#3 - Whenever I hear the doorbell ring when I'm home alone, I run u… 11/03/2012 on MFW +3
#27 - This is a great invention and I think everyone is goi… 11/03/2012 on I don't even.... +8
#14 - Oh, what now! 11/03/2012 on White house gonna get yoked +2
#34 - mine too ;D 11/03/2012 on Sheldon Comp 0
#32 - Is that a pun relating to my gif of Gorillaz and their album &…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on lighting boobs +3
#33 - rifflestheechidna has deleted their comment.
#143 - Why, thank you. It took me a while to actually think about wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on 3 Months 0
User avatar #144 - brawlman (11/03/2012) [-]
e we got to go now was a clever thought
#6 - Oh, look at the time! 11/03/2012 on its 1:00 0
#1 - Look at my fort, my fort is amazing. Give it a lick, mm it tas…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Sheldon Comp +9
User avatar #14 - ihaveakeyboard (11/03/2012) [-]
my absolute first thought when I saw this.
User avatar #34 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
mine too ;D
#136 - **supersqueegee rolls 11** ok so if this is a dub, say "…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2012 on 3 Months +4
User avatar #141 - brawlman (11/03/2012) [-]
quite nice suggestions
User avatar #143 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
Why, thank you. It took me a while to actually think about what I would do if I were him. Nothing like a nice scare.
User avatar #144 - brawlman (11/03/2012) [-]
e we got to go now was a clever thought
#12 - Where it says "Stahp"... Is he doing the ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Enderman . . . Stahp -1
User avatar #13 - Zarke (11/03/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #14 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
Thought so... O.o
#22 - I can smell a thread  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on White people +2
#30 - muchosgustaman (11/03/2012) [-]
#7 - Well, you can by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no … 11/03/2012 on This Gif. +2
#15 - Well you know, November has come, when it's gone away.. 11/03/2012 on November 0
#3 - D'oh! You beat me to it! 11/03/2012 on Poor Gretchen +1
#8 - No, it would be awesome. Not illegal unless you get caught. 11/03/2012 on I wonder OC 0
#13 - >First time playing Animal Crosing on my DS >Cab dri… 11/03/2012 on Am I Not Hawaii-Desu? +1
#6 - He's the only gay cactus I know! 11/03/2012 on Tumblr's finest 0
#22 - So many veins..  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2012 on lighting boobs +4
#30 - rifflestheechidna has deleted their comment.
User avatar #32 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
Is that a pun relating to my gif of Gorillaz and their album "Plastic Beach"?
#33 - rifflestheechidna has deleted their comment.

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#13 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
Could you help me?
User avatar #14 to #13 - supersqueegee (11/10/2012) [-]
Hi, Pres! Sorry I was very busy with all these appointments and work today, so sorry I couldn't get back to you. What do you need help with?
#15 to #14 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
Could i by chance have your points since i see that you don' t really do items so they don't have a use for you at the moment. Also do you play LOL?
User avatar #16 to #15 - supersqueegee (11/10/2012) [-]
Hmm I do work really hard for my points, but I will give you some, depending on the amount. I think that's pretty fair. How much were you thinking? And no, I do not play LOL. Why?
#17 to #16 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
I was about to play some LOL and was wondering if you wanted to party up.
How many points you will give, i am trying to get 200k. Someone has already given me 45k today. You have no use for them unless you do items. You keep your thumbs and stuff. But i guess how ever many i could have.
User avatar #18 to #17 - supersqueegee (11/10/2012) [-]
Wow, I feel insanely stupid. xD I thought you meant like overall points. Yeah, take all of them! Send me a request? And what's this LOL game? I'll check it out and maybe I'll party up.
#19 to #18 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
the game is called League of Legends
I will make the trade
User avatar #20 to #19 - supersqueegee (11/10/2012) [-]
Alrighty! And I'll check it out! Maybe I'll join it
#21 to #20 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
You got skype?
so i can help you with it and stuf?
User avatar #22 to #21 - supersqueegee (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. It's fallinforinfinity. I don't go on much, but I'll log on.
User avatar #23 to #22 - supersqueegee (11/10/2012) [-]
But, I dropped my laptop so I can't call, sorry.
#24 to #23 - prestonjohns (11/10/2012) [-]
what ?
User avatar #1 - icameheretotroll (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment virginity! :3
#2 to #1 - supersqueegee (07/22/2012) [-]
:o you have taken my comment virginity   
AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON!   
I'm calling rape on you!   
You touched me.   
Like this:
:o you have taken my comment virginity
AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON!
I'm calling rape on you!
You touched me.
Like this:
User avatar #3 to #2 - icameheretotroll (07/22/2012) [-]
shhhhh.. it will be all over soon
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