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#64 - Okay, so I'll go ahead and explain my opinion for those of you…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Ultron 0
User avatar #91 - reaperssprint (05/14/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I can see your point of view. For me, the general way the story played out counteract d most of the issues (with action, humor, and what not). I enjoyed the time I spent at the theatre so I can't complain too much about the movie. For the limited time they have to stuff everything into the movie and with how long it's been going on so far, I'm still impressed with their ability to hold my attention.

On a completely unrelated note, if you are a movie buff I'd recommend Prisoners with Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. Outstanding suspense movie, just saw it today for the first time.
User avatar #99 - supername (05/14/2015) [-]
I am a movie a buff so I will definitely put your recommendation on my list. I always enjoy watching new movies so ty for the suggestion. As for age of Ultron, I really am making it seem like I didn't enjoy it as much but the thing is I really do enjoy the movie much more its just that I have a terrible habit of picking films apart as I watch them. But I'm glad you enjoyed the film that's the most important part of film watching.
User avatar #113 - reaperssprint (05/14/2015) [-]
Oh, I do the same thing. It's just usually on the second time around I'll start picking everything apart, unless something really catches my attention the first time. I also do it when someone hypes something up for me, I hate when people do it because sometimes it makes the movie less enjoyable for me if it's just an ok movie. Sometimes there are movies worth the hype though, those are the ones that tend to stand out for me.
User avatar #74 - schneidend (05/13/2015) [-]
1. Being created accidentally and not liking it and being adopted and seeking acceptance among a race that generally hates yours and vice verse are completely different. Ultron's motivated by a perversion of his original purpose, while Loki's more motivated by the dad's approval thing.
2. Same deal as above, really. Wanting to wipe out humanity with an extinction event and trying to conquer the Earth with the help of aliens are two completely different goals.
3. Using plot devices like magical wands and other artifacts from previous stories is a standard trope in fantasy, sci-fi, and especially crossover comic books. That's why the Infinite Stones tie the whole franchise together. Maybe it was a bit too soon to reuse Loki's scepter, but it's whatever.
4. Well, seeing as the Avengers are people who fight some pretty serious odds of failure, they're gonna get bummed. Also, the Avengers needed a pep talk after getting rekt, Scarlet Witch needed a pep talk because she's a fucking newb and the situation was overwhelming.
5. Characters die because they get stabbed or shot with bullets. Coulson was definitely dead prior to the existence of the TV show. I don't like it, but it has nothing to do with the movies. Quicksilver is pretty clearly permadead unless Thanos resurrects him or something.
6. Most big adventure stories end with a huge fight. Standard trope. Ultron built his army from scratch and is mind-linked to all of them. Loki's army were mercenary aliens working for him and Thanos. Not the same.
7. Loki didn't meet the Avengers in a last stand. He was perfectly content to let his army kill them while he chilled on Stark Tower. It was actually working for a while, until Hulk happened. Ultron, on the other hand, needed to pick that last fight to get back to his switch. He was also planning on simply running away until the Hulk happened. Admittedly, that's a bit of a rehash, but it's more self-referential. The audience wants to see Hulk manhandle bad guys.
8. You're listing a lot of tropes as though they were somehow avoidable. The twins were against Stark because of the consequences of his previous life, before the revelations in the Iron Man movies. It ties into the franchise's theme of making our own demons. It's a good dynamic. Your mileage, however, may vary, I guess.

And then...
1. He literally says why he didn't kill her. He has no friends, basically.
2. Except Black Widow is using autohypnosis and a nobody in HTTYD does?
3. Cap has the most battlefield experience aside from Thor, the most leadership experience, and just has a commanding presence in general.


The movie wasn't so much lazy as you're just making everything "the same" by breaking them down to simplest terms. Yeah, two armies are "the same" if you completely ignore their composition, origin, motivation, and tactics.
User avatar #80 - supername (05/14/2015) [-]
Part two cause I went over the limit.
I think the movie is extremely lazy and you do not which is fine we have different opinions on it. But I'm not making the same they have to be like that already in the first place for me to able to do that. I'm looking at their goals and you are looking at their circumstances. I enjoyed listening to the other side and I hope we find some more common ground if not then good discussion. But I am going to end it here on my end but feel free to give me your last rebuttal as well in fairness.
User avatar #79 - supername (05/14/2015) [-]
Okay, so this conversation is going to become I state a point and then you defend the point and nothing will be accomplished. I've been in debate too long to not know that will happen. What I will say in agreement with you and to create a common ground is that it depends on the perspective of how you look at things.
1.For me I see ultron and loki as people with identity issues and also ultron was not created by accident hank pym/tony stark very clearly knew what they were doing when creating ultron. Both the villains have the same premise for why they are evil what led them to be evil is I give you and say is different.
2.As for conquering earth same as above they both had different means but in the end both wanted to do that conquer earth.
3. I agree, it is still lazy.
4.The avengers do not need that many pep talks seriously the film could have been cut in 30 minutes if they just removed some of the pep talks. They are supposed to be professionals they shouldn't have to be baby sat every time something doesn't go for them.
5. What I was trying to say when I brought up that point is that they copied first marvel by killing a character that no one expected just for the sake of doing it. Even ignoring that coulsons death was incredibly avoidable why does he threaten loki before using the gun why not just use it or why not think there is nothing I can do I should just stay away and help later that hole scene was completely unneeded. And he is important to the marvel cinematic universe if you watch the show. As for quicksilver they will definitely bring him back marvel is pressed for characters what with all the copyright issues so he has to come back soley for the money side of the aspect.
6. So It's still a rehash of the old marvel movie regardlessof what other films do. Also the mindlink was done in the first avengers in an even more BS way when the mothership exploded all the chitauri just died. So the entire chitauri race is linked to mother ships or something because that screamed deus ex machina to me "oh I don't want to deal with the ones on earth so they all die if the ms gets destroyed?
7. Lets talk about this one because out of all the points brought up this one irks me the most. Loki doesn't wait at the stark tower he sets up his device there like an idiot and what are you talking about he lets his army do the work. He has a chat with ironmn for a good 3 minutes before even trying to take control of tony stark with his sceptor. Ando don't even get me started with the bs of not being able to mind control him because of the battery blocking his heart? You are telling me the thingbeing powered by the infinity stone gets stoped by a peice of metal and why cn he only touch the chest. That whole scene was ridiculous he should have just killed him the moment tony open his mouth.
9. Opinions are differed on this.
and then
1. The screenwriters just spit on our faces with that crap. Your telling me the guy who wants to cause extinction to the human race suddenly finds a soft spot for black widow because he wanted a friend. Yeah, I don't think Ultron particularly cares about getting a human friend seeing as he wanted to kill everyone. This was just a stupid scene wedged in the movie so bruce could later find her and they could share romantic moment in their.( Also I think their relationship is forced this a personal gripe and is purely subjective and has nothing to do with the other stuff).
2. I am not sure what this autohypnosis thing is cause they didn't explain it in the film/I wasn't paying attention when they did. So I'll give this to you if you can elaborate.
3. There was a scene where he says "if they hit you, hit harder" all of his plans have been lets attack the bad guys! But I'll give this one to you too as we both just look at cap differently.
4. Why do they never explain why thor goes to swim in the puddle what is so particular about the puddle that changes men who have went into it?

User avatar #66 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
My deleted comment was the same as #64 the spoiler didn't work though so I re-commented.
#62 - Comment deleted 05/13/2015 on Ultron 0
#31018 - honestly, as much as i'd like to drink any type of soda I unfo… 05/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#31015 - Yeah, I'll try to incorporate the different types of push ups … 05/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#31013 - Duly noted, I'll start with the jogging, pushups, squats and d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #31016 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
tip: drink sugarfree soda, I've never been able to find a reason not to. pepsimax tastes at least as good as the normal version but diet coke tastes like garbage water IMO
User avatar #31018 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
honestly, as much as i'd like to drink any type of soda I unfortunately have an addictive personality and would immediately give in and start drinking soda and eating crap again. So that's why I've been going cold turkey with soda and just not drinking any version. But if and when I get fit, yeah, I can see myself drinking sugar free.
#31009 - I am 5ft 9inches and I'm 152lbs if that gives you a good idea.…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31012 - loomiss (05/13/2015) [-]
Okay then yeah I'd say do some hard bodyweight exercises. (a gym membership would make life so much easier juss saying)
Do pushups with different styles(hands together, hands wide, normal)
For legs do squats lunges and some wall sits
if you can find some sort of par try practicing chin ups and pull ups. (i used to do them inside my garage on one of the beams)
you can try setting up some dip contraption or just use two chair put your legs out on one chair anr arms on the other and do dips (put weight in your lap if that gets too easy, books back of sand idc)
And jog on off days, maybe even practice sprints. do it all in the sun and get a sick tan
User avatar #31015 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll try to incorporate the different types of push ups with the 3 sets the guy below told me to do and I also will try to get a bar over break to do pull ups. As for the gym I would really like to join but the problem is that there are no gyms near where I live. Which is why I am going to try and get in shape the good old fashioned way. Thanks to you to for the suggestions!
#31006 - Do you have a recommendation on the sets or time? Or should I …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31011 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
do the strength ones every day.
Also consider lunges, burpees, box jumps and making lifestyle choices like taking the stairs all the time and doing them two steps at a time.
User avatar #31010 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
Do 5k maybe a couple times a week. If you're a slow as shit runner like me it will probably take you about half an hour. Start with 3 sets of 10 for the strength ones and increase your set number if/when you are able
User avatar #31017 - loomiss (05/13/2015) [-]
You think 5k? that seem like a lot
I run a 7 minute mile 3 times a week as my cardio. I'm not super informed though about how much cardio would mess with strength gains.
I mean the guy isn't super big or anything hell im only an inch taller and 2 lbs less, granted i don't really have any fat but still
User avatar #31027 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
As long as he's not doing strength before the run it shouldn't have an impact. I agree that 5k is quite tough, but it's a target that should take about 30 mins and it's more productive to plan cardio by distance rather than time especially if it's a there-and-back run. It's easier to measure time gains against a set distance than distance gains against a set time, especially if you've got time to play with during summer.
User avatar #31013 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
Duly noted, I'll start with the jogging, pushups, squats and dips with 3 sets which sems reasonable and try to work my way up. As for the lifestyle choice I agree and I have already made some changes like the always use stairs and cut the junkfood like soda. Thanks for the suggestions.
User avatar #31016 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
tip: drink sugarfree soda, I've never been able to find a reason not to. pepsimax tastes at least as good as the normal version but diet coke tastes like garbage water IMO
User avatar #31018 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
honestly, as much as i'd like to drink any type of soda I unfortunately have an addictive personality and would immediately give in and start drinking soda and eating crap again. So that's why I've been going cold turkey with soda and just not drinking any version. But if and when I get fit, yeah, I can see myself drinking sugar free.
#37 - This was such a terrible movie they literally copied the first…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Ultron -1
User avatar #47 - reaperssprint (05/13/2015) [-]
How did they copy the plot of the first movie? Please elaborate.
User avatar #64 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
Okay, so I'll go ahead and explain my opinion for those of you who care but I'll put it in the spoiler section in case anyone hasn't seen the movie. So to thoose that don't appreciate spoilers this is your warning that there will be spoilers.
Okay lets get started,
1. An evil villian with an identity crisis and father issues appears and aattepts to destroy the world =
Loki was raised as an asguaardian but is actually a frost giant from jotunheim
Ultron is not a quite a robot being a sentient but is not a human either and wants tobe come more like it.
2. Both characters have daddy issues loki- hates Odin for not naming him heir "your not my real dad, you never let me do anything, ughh. I just want to be the ruler of Asgard or destroy earth and rule it with the chitauri race!" . Ultron-I hate you tony stark your not even my real father you just created me. I just want to destroy earth and make it evolve with more things like me.Ugh you never let me do anything!
3. Evil villain uses mind control plot device to advance the plot. This is a scene where it was an exact copy, Loki uses loki scepter to mind control thors old scientist friend to create portal device that advances his plans to summon the alien army.
Ultron uses the SAME scepter (not even scarlet witch, which is also a lazy plot device but at least better than just completely copying the previous film) to mind control hot korean diversity chick scientist to help with the tissue graphting machine she built and help advance his evil plans.
4. Nick fury does pep talk so avengers can move on with the dang movie, this was done in both films. For goodness sake the amount of pep talks given in this film was ridiculous, hawkeye to scarlet witch, nick fury to avengers, cap to avengers, nick to tony stark etc.
5. Character dies for no apparent reason but doesn't really die cliche. Coulson and quicksilver and I know you can say th7at there is no evidence that he is still alive but I guarantee marvel will bring him back.
6. Both villains invade with an army that they control vs the avengers.
7. Writers don't know how to defeat villain by any other means than villain goes to meet avengers in last stand cliche.
8.People who are actually good end up working with villain due to some unfortunate circumstances but return to the good side. Loki brain controls Hakeye to do his bidding hawkeye rejoins the good side scarlet witch and quick silver work with ultron because boohoo stark but then join the good side.

on to the why this a bad movie in general.
1. Ultron captures Black widow but doesn't kill her.
2. Litterally how to train your dragon what with the Hulk and black widow reaches out hand scene. how to train your hulk
3. There is no great reason why cap is the leader other than he's cap.
4. I did enjoy the movie and I don't want to sound like a stick in the mud but seriously this movie was lazy

I had a lot more problems with this movie but I don't want to make this already long post any longer and just say I feel the writing quality has gone down with all the success marvel has seen. They know that people will watch their movies no matter what so they don't have to try and make a good script and the box office proves that. I am also not a marvel comic book fan so inb4 butt hurt fan. But like I said the movie was a fun watch and despite my critique I enjoyed it a solid 6.5/10.
User avatar #91 - reaperssprint (05/14/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I can see your point of view. For me, the general way the story played out counteract d most of the issues (with action, humor, and what not). I enjoyed the time I spent at the theatre so I can't complain too much about the movie. For the limited time they have to stuff everything into the movie and with how long it's been going on so far, I'm still impressed with their ability to hold my attention.

On a completely unrelated note, if you are a movie buff I'd recommend Prisoners with Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. Outstanding suspense movie, just saw it today for the first time.
User avatar #99 - supername (05/14/2015) [-]
I am a movie a buff so I will definitely put your recommendation on my list. I always enjoy watching new movies so ty for the suggestion. As for age of Ultron, I really am making it seem like I didn't enjoy it as much but the thing is I really do enjoy the movie much more its just that I have a terrible habit of picking films apart as I watch them. But I'm glad you enjoyed the film that's the most important part of film watching.
User avatar #113 - reaperssprint (05/14/2015) [-]
Oh, I do the same thing. It's just usually on the second time around I'll start picking everything apart, unless something really catches my attention the first time. I also do it when someone hypes something up for me, I hate when people do it because sometimes it makes the movie less enjoyable for me if it's just an ok movie. Sometimes there are movies worth the hype though, those are the ones that tend to stand out for me.
User avatar #74 - schneidend (05/13/2015) [-]
1. Being created accidentally and not liking it and being adopted and seeking acceptance among a race that generally hates yours and vice verse are completely different. Ultron's motivated by a perversion of his original purpose, while Loki's more motivated by the dad's approval thing.
2. Same deal as above, really. Wanting to wipe out humanity with an extinction event and trying to conquer the Earth with the help of aliens are two completely different goals.
3. Using plot devices like magical wands and other artifacts from previous stories is a standard trope in fantasy, sci-fi, and especially crossover comic books. That's why the Infinite Stones tie the whole franchise together. Maybe it was a bit too soon to reuse Loki's scepter, but it's whatever.
4. Well, seeing as the Avengers are people who fight some pretty serious odds of failure, they're gonna get bummed. Also, the Avengers needed a pep talk after getting rekt, Scarlet Witch needed a pep talk because she's a fucking newb and the situation was overwhelming.
5. Characters die because they get stabbed or shot with bullets. Coulson was definitely dead prior to the existence of the TV show. I don't like it, but it has nothing to do with the movies. Quicksilver is pretty clearly permadead unless Thanos resurrects him or something.
6. Most big adventure stories end with a huge fight. Standard trope. Ultron built his army from scratch and is mind-linked to all of them. Loki's army were mercenary aliens working for him and Thanos. Not the same.
7. Loki didn't meet the Avengers in a last stand. He was perfectly content to let his army kill them while he chilled on Stark Tower. It was actually working for a while, until Hulk happened. Ultron, on the other hand, needed to pick that last fight to get back to his switch. He was also planning on simply running away until the Hulk happened. Admittedly, that's a bit of a rehash, but it's more self-referential. The audience wants to see Hulk manhandle bad guys.
8. You're listing a lot of tropes as though they were somehow avoidable. The twins were against Stark because of the consequences of his previous life, before the revelations in the Iron Man movies. It ties into the franchise's theme of making our own demons. It's a good dynamic. Your mileage, however, may vary, I guess.

And then...
1. He literally says why he didn't kill her. He has no friends, basically.
2. Except Black Widow is using autohypnosis and a nobody in HTTYD does?
3. Cap has the most battlefield experience aside from Thor, the most leadership experience, and just has a commanding presence in general.


The movie wasn't so much lazy as you're just making everything "the same" by breaking them down to simplest terms. Yeah, two armies are "the same" if you completely ignore their composition, origin, motivation, and tactics.
User avatar #80 - supername (05/14/2015) [-]
Part two cause I went over the limit.
I think the movie is extremely lazy and you do not which is fine we have different opinions on it. But I'm not making the same they have to be like that already in the first place for me to able to do that. I'm looking at their goals and you are looking at their circumstances. I enjoyed listening to the other side and I hope we find some more common ground if not then good discussion. But I am going to end it here on my end but feel free to give me your last rebuttal as well in fairness.
User avatar #79 - supername (05/14/2015) [-]
Okay, so this conversation is going to become I state a point and then you defend the point and nothing will be accomplished. I've been in debate too long to not know that will happen. What I will say in agreement with you and to create a common ground is that it depends on the perspective of how you look at things.
1.For me I see ultron and loki as people with identity issues and also ultron was not created by accident hank pym/tony stark very clearly knew what they were doing when creating ultron. Both the villains have the same premise for why they are evil what led them to be evil is I give you and say is different.
2.As for conquering earth same as above they both had different means but in the end both wanted to do that conquer earth.
3. I agree, it is still lazy.
4.The avengers do not need that many pep talks seriously the film could have been cut in 30 minutes if they just removed some of the pep talks. They are supposed to be professionals they shouldn't have to be baby sat every time something doesn't go for them.
5. What I was trying to say when I brought up that point is that they copied first marvel by killing a character that no one expected just for the sake of doing it. Even ignoring that coulsons death was incredibly avoidable why does he threaten loki before using the gun why not just use it or why not think there is nothing I can do I should just stay away and help later that hole scene was completely unneeded. And he is important to the marvel cinematic universe if you watch the show. As for quicksilver they will definitely bring him back marvel is pressed for characters what with all the copyright issues so he has to come back soley for the money side of the aspect.
6. So It's still a rehash of the old marvel movie regardlessof what other films do. Also the mindlink was done in the first avengers in an even more BS way when the mothership exploded all the chitauri just died. So the entire chitauri race is linked to mother ships or something because that screamed deus ex machina to me "oh I don't want to deal with the ones on earth so they all die if the ms gets destroyed?
7. Lets talk about this one because out of all the points brought up this one irks me the most. Loki doesn't wait at the stark tower he sets up his device there like an idiot and what are you talking about he lets his army do the work. He has a chat with ironmn for a good 3 minutes before even trying to take control of tony stark with his sceptor. Ando don't even get me started with the bs of not being able to mind control him because of the battery blocking his heart? You are telling me the thingbeing powered by the infinity stone gets stoped by a peice of metal and why cn he only touch the chest. That whole scene was ridiculous he should have just killed him the moment tony open his mouth.
9. Opinions are differed on this.
and then
1. The screenwriters just spit on our faces with that crap. Your telling me the guy who wants to cause extinction to the human race suddenly finds a soft spot for black widow because he wanted a friend. Yeah, I don't think Ultron particularly cares about getting a human friend seeing as he wanted to kill everyone. This was just a stupid scene wedged in the movie so bruce could later find her and they could share romantic moment in their.( Also I think their relationship is forced this a personal gripe and is purely subjective and has nothing to do with the other stuff).
2. I am not sure what this autohypnosis thing is cause they didn't explain it in the film/I wasn't paying attention when they did. So I'll give this to you if you can elaborate.
3. There was a scene where he says "if they hit you, hit harder" all of his plans have been lets attack the bad guys! But I'll give this one to you too as we both just look at cap differently.
4. Why do they never explain why thor goes to swim in the puddle what is so particular about the puddle that changes men who have went into it?

User avatar #66 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
My deleted comment was the same as #64 the spoiler didn't work though so I re-commented.
#62 - supername has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - schneidend (05/13/2015) [-]
What are you even talking about? This movie blows the first one away.
User avatar #67 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
please look at Comment # 64.
#39 - pyrusd (05/13/2015) [-]
Not so much of the same plot for me, but was a dumb movie. I had way too many questions at the end of it and didn't like how fast ultron came to being and then became a bad guy. An immature childish one at that and not some menacing sinister character that the trailers were hinting to.

OMG HES SO POWERFUL. Ok then why did Ironman beat him? Then Captain America went 1 on 1 with him and held his own....the team was taken down by the Scarlet Witch....not Ultron. Hulk caused more destruction than Ultron did.
User avatar #46 - schneidend (05/13/2015) [-]
Ultron wasn't trying hard to be scary, because then he'd just come off as edgy, but was basically meant to be Tony if Tony were a complete psychopath. I think they pulled that off really well. "Immature childish" is what I'd call a sense of humor.

Also, Ultron levitated half a city and part of the surrounding countryside, which was subsequently destroyed. That easily tops Hulk's shenanigans (in this movie, at least). If he had succeeded, literally the entire human race would have been obliterated. No survivors.
#56 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
Ya know, if that landmass had the kinetic energy it was supposed to have to wipe out the entire human race, it wouldn't matter if they blew it up, all those chunks would still carry the same energy. It's why you can't just blow up an asteroid, it only increases the area of damage. Not to mention dropping a weight within the atmosphere will not only be moving at terminal velocity, but such a huge area would make air resistance a HUGE factor. For a super intelligence, Ultron's pretty stupid.
User avatar #68 - schneidend (05/13/2015) [-]
It didn't have the kinetic energy to wipe out the human race when they blew it up. The plan was to accelerate it with repulsor tech from orbit, so terminal velocity wouldn't have been a factor. Remember, he was turning it into an artificial meteor. The Avengers just foiled him before it got to that point.
#48 - pyrusd (05/13/2015) [-]
That leads me to more questions where, his creation was speedy. So he went, Oh Hi...what am I? Oh I'm going to destroy the world. I would've liked more of a debate between him and Jarvis on morality at least before he became evil.

Now following the I,Robot logic of destroying humans to save them. If he fully believed what he is doing was right, why is he hiding it? Not only hiding it but holy crap that was fast. Goes from being created to creating an army of robots out of......materials from somewhere....to creating giant jet engines that can levitate part of a city. This was what....3 days? So not only did he hide what he thought was right, but then did it at a ridiculous speed.

And again, not very dangerous or scary. He jokes about mostly everything in the movie and is rarely serious. First fight in the tower, loses. Ok well he's brand new and he needs an upgrade. Goes against Ironman in the ship. Loses. Team is defeated by Scarlet Witch. Go to farm house....random farm house chores for whatever reason. OMG ULTRON IS SO BAD ASS OMG OMG OMG Really? He hasn't done anything so far other than lose. Goes against Captain America, who is a HUMAN.....goes one on one and does very well against him.

Go to the final city. Now teamed up with Scarlet and Silver. Army is obliterated with Silver being the only alleged casualty. Then only what....Thor Vision and Ironman take down Ultron with their lasers? To get punched by Hulk at the end (AND IIIII HELPED) Ok so.... all of the other avengers were just clean up crew? For an army they easily destroyed to only have 3 of their guys, Vision being incredibly powerful, destroy Ultron.

ALSO. lol sorry for how long this is, this is just the shit I don't understand and really ruined the movie for me. ALSOOOO they can't let any get away. None...no escapy robots. Cause...he originally escaped through the internet......(well he can't now cause vision locked him out) Um,.....ok...so....didn't make any other copies? Anywhere on the planet connected to the internet? He literally made a finite number of himself....in one area of the world to do battle with the Avengers....of which he got smoked. Really? You can't be serious....

There are other things but those were the main ones that I couldn't stand. Sound was shitty during the opening scene so not sure if it was the theater or the movie but the audio felt very hollow when they were originally invading the castle.
User avatar #61 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Wait...i thought jarvis and ultron were the same things? My friend has been telling me that they were this entire time.
#31004 - So summer vacation just started for me and I was thinking this…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31007 - loomiss (05/13/2015) [-]
Are you fat neckbeard or skinny bonebro?
User avatar #31009 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
I am 5ft 9inches and I'm 152lbs if that gives you a good idea. Towards the fat neckbeard area but not super fat.
User avatar #31012 - loomiss (05/13/2015) [-]
Okay then yeah I'd say do some hard bodyweight exercises. (a gym membership would make life so much easier juss saying)
Do pushups with different styles(hands together, hands wide, normal)
For legs do squats lunges and some wall sits
if you can find some sort of par try practicing chin ups and pull ups. (i used to do them inside my garage on one of the beams)
you can try setting up some dip contraption or just use two chair put your legs out on one chair anr arms on the other and do dips (put weight in your lap if that gets too easy, books back of sand idc)
And jog on off days, maybe even practice sprints. do it all in the sun and get a sick tan
User avatar #31015 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll try to incorporate the different types of push ups with the 3 sets the guy below told me to do and I also will try to get a bar over break to do pull ups. As for the gym I would really like to join but the problem is that there are no gyms near where I live. Which is why I am going to try and get in shape the good old fashioned way. Thanks to you to for the suggestions!
User avatar #31005 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
jog, pushups, squats, dips
never workout before breakfast
User avatar #31006 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
Do you have a recommendation on the sets or time? Or should I just test out how much I can do in the first place and the go from there?
User avatar #31011 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
do the strength ones every day.
Also consider lunges, burpees, box jumps and making lifestyle choices like taking the stairs all the time and doing them two steps at a time.
User avatar #31010 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
Do 5k maybe a couple times a week. If you're a slow as shit runner like me it will probably take you about half an hour. Start with 3 sets of 10 for the strength ones and increase your set number if/when you are able
User avatar #31017 - loomiss (05/13/2015) [-]
You think 5k? that seem like a lot
I run a 7 minute mile 3 times a week as my cardio. I'm not super informed though about how much cardio would mess with strength gains.
I mean the guy isn't super big or anything hell im only an inch taller and 2 lbs less, granted i don't really have any fat but still
User avatar #31027 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
As long as he's not doing strength before the run it shouldn't have an impact. I agree that 5k is quite tough, but it's a target that should take about 30 mins and it's more productive to plan cardio by distance rather than time especially if it's a there-and-back run. It's easier to measure time gains against a set distance than distance gains against a set time, especially if you've got time to play with during summer.
User avatar #31013 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
Duly noted, I'll start with the jogging, pushups, squats and dips with 3 sets which sems reasonable and try to work my way up. As for the lifestyle choice I agree and I have already made some changes like the always use stairs and cut the junkfood like soda. Thanks for the suggestions.
User avatar #31016 - nimba (05/13/2015) [-]
tip: drink sugarfree soda, I've never been able to find a reason not to. pepsimax tastes at least as good as the normal version but diet coke tastes like garbage water IMO
User avatar #31018 - supername (05/13/2015) [-]
honestly, as much as i'd like to drink any type of soda I unfortunately have an addictive personality and would immediately give in and start drinking soda and eating crap again. So that's why I've been going cold turkey with soda and just not drinking any version. But if and when I get fit, yeah, I can see myself drinking sugar free.
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User avatar #78 - supername (12/13/2014) [-]
**supername used "*roll 3, pokemon*"**
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**supername rolls Trevenant**
**supername rolls Absol**
User avatar #72 to #71 - supername (10/26/2014) [-]
Sweet mother of bread you delivered. You glorious fellow.
User avatar #73 to #72 - syfygeek (10/26/2014) [-]
you're like the last one btw, im bored and dont wanna do it. D:
User avatar #75 to #73 - supername (10/26/2014) [-]
But you're welcome to take a break whenever you feel like.
User avatar #74 to #73 - supername (10/26/2014) [-]
Come on Op, I believe in you. It's not I can't believe it's not OP failing for a reason.
User avatar #76 to #74 - syfygeek (10/26/2014) [-]
nah no reason, just dont wanna
User avatar #77 to #76 - supername (10/26/2014) [-]
s'all good keeping a promise is hard but trying is the most important thing and at least you did that. Have a good night, bro.
#65 - tranquilizer (08/12/2014) [-]
Hello, random user
Hello, random user
User avatar #66 to #65 - supername (08/12/2014) [-]
I. took the liberty of taking your test. Tell me what my score is. I hope I got a A++
1. not really until after reading this question.
2.. If it was raining whipper cream there would be a considerable amount of delicious property damage as well as an increase in the insect and bacteria populations.
3. I do now
5. No because I bet admin doesn't really lift
6. Not really but if I had to guess at least 5.
7 Yes the methane and co2 components they produce is more damaging then most automobiles however their **** is great fertilizer
8. 200,000 by a hundred% I like to live modestly
9. I have now
10 Not sure if I've never done that but I can say that I don't have a problem with it currently
11. yes, it's a joke but I would have the decency to be polite and not be boisterous about it
12. 3 max
13 OJ and omelette
14. a colour
15. Tell them I won't answer. But I answer most questions anyways.
User avatar #67 to #66 - tranquilizer (08/12/2014) [-]
congrats, you got Æ-+


The whole package actually consists of 90 questions, but what you got here is top quality answers to read


fine A++
User avatar #68 to #67 - supername (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I was just trying a sample test to see how I would fair.
here are some questions for you
1. A man digs a 6ft deep 3ft wide and 4ft long hole how much dirt is in the hole?
2. what grows and grows but is not living?
3. A man looks at three houses one house is red the other is blue and the last one is green. The red house is made with red bricks the blue house is made with blue bricks what color bricks is the green house made of?
4. there are four houses on a street a red one a blue one a green one and and a white one. The red man lives in the red one, a blue man lives in the blue one, a green man lives in the green one, who lives in the white house
5 There's a man on a boat with a pack of cigarettes but no lighter how does he light the cigarette?
User avatar #69 to #68 - tranquilizer (08/12/2014) [-]
1. A little if he accidentally sat on the edge and it collapsed
2. My pile stuff hit by procrastination
3. It's a tough one. I'm going to go with...... green.
4. A black man mad with power
5. He throws one out the boat, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Then he accidentally clicks it on, everything catches fire and the boat sinks with the man. The cigarettes get stuck in the bottom. Millions of years later someone drills oil on that site and the cigarette ends up in E.T's ultrasound car's fuel chamber, and is finally lit.
User avatar #70 to #69 - supername (08/12/2014) [-]
You fantastic fellow you got everyone right except for number 3. the answer is green houses don't have bricks they're green houses. Also I have a continuous riddle if you're up for the challenge.
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#40 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Hello. Thanks for letting me stalk you.
Hello. Thanks for letting me stalk you.
#41 to #40 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm okay with that. You like the doctor, star wars, and the joker all things which I aprove of.
#42 to #41 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Awesome.!    
   
So... hi.    
   
[small]i'm so awkward!
Awesome.!

So... hi.

[small]i'm so awkward!
#43 to #42 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
was up, I'm crap at replying so sorry about the 14 minute waits.
#44 to #43 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Don't be sorry. I'm sorry for being so awkward.    
Jesus christ. Soooorry!
Don't be sorry. I'm sorry for being so awkward.
Jesus christ. Soooorry!
#45 to #44 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
Sorry for apologizing, maybe we are just secretly Canadian
Sorry for apologizing, maybe we are just secretly Canadian
#46 to #45 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
I think so. Or just that super nerdy and pure social-retardness.    
   
RETARDS FTW!
I think so. Or just that super nerdy and pure social-retardness.

RETARDS FTW!
#47 to #46 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
We're retards! We're retards!  woohoo
We're retards! We're retards! woohoo
#48 to #47 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Chu chu! Get on the crazy train!
Chu chu! Get on the crazy train!
#49 to #48 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
running out of doctor gifs maybe I can't make it to the train in time.
running out of doctor gifs maybe I can't make it to the train in time.
#50 to #49 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
It's okay.    
   
So, how are you Mr./Mrs. crazy?
It's okay.

So, how are you Mr./Mrs. crazy?
#51 to #50 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
pretty good and you?    
(I'm a man)
pretty good and you?
(I'm a man)
#52 to #51 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
HOLY CHESEECAKE! A GUY ON FJ!    
I'm telling eeeeeverybody about you!    
   
And I'm just fine.
HOLY CHESEECAKE! A GUY ON FJ!
I'm telling eeeeeverybody about you!

And I'm just fine.
#53 to #52 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
way whoah way wow lets not do anything with that peace of information here I'm sure we can handle this like the dirty gentlewoman/men that we are.
#54 to #53 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Ooooh ahahaha, why do you think I'm a gentlewoman?    
Besides being awkward and shy, I'm a sick 			*****		.
Ooooh ahahaha, why do you think I'm a gentlewoman?
Besides being awkward and shy, I'm a sick ***** .
#56 to #54 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
forgot the pic
User avatar #55 to #54 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
"christine" is generally a females name and so is your profile picture but I have been wrong before like once or twice. Also I'm stealing that gif. plus a guy on fj would at least compliment my cock after seeing it I mean look at that stylish vest.
User avatar #57 to #55 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
I totally forgot about the ROOSTER, so I totally misunderstood you.
I'm crying!
User avatar #58 to #57 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
still a good cock right
User avatar #59 to #58 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's big and it look really hard.
I mean, it's all like "I'll **** you up big time, bitch!"
User avatar #62 to #59 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
anytime chrisstineline. maybe we'll talk later but I think I'm going to log out for a while.
couldn't reply to your previous reply for some reason so I'm replying to this one if you are wondering
User avatar #63 to #62 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Bye bye Mr. Crazy.

User avatar #60 to #59 - supername (07/05/2013) [-]
well thank you and I'm sure your cock is just as awesome. And it looked like you were a little low in the friends so I sent you a request
#61 to #60 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
Oh. how. nice.    
The allusion was nice. Thanks.
Oh. how. nice.
The allusion was nice. Thanks.
User avatar #31 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #32 to #31 - supername (03/27/2013) [-]
nothing much just finished with spring break so getting back in gear for school. What up with you i thought you were taking a hiatus or something from fj it's been a while.?
User avatar #33 to #32 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
I took a small break, got my grades up, and now im back. My spring break hasn't even started yet.
User avatar #34 to #33 - supername (03/27/2013) [-]
Lucky you, mine felt like a blink of an eye and now I'm back to vectors and FDR. BTW Good to hear you got the grades up.
User avatar #35 to #34 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty happy too, now i can actually go out again hahaha.
User avatar #36 to #35 - supername (03/27/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4504182/Dub+roulette/
Dude, you want to have a game of dubs roulette?
User avatar #37 to #36 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
I'll check it out, but I'm going to bed soon(i'm tired as **** , even though it's only 10 o'clock).
User avatar #38 to #37 - supername (03/27/2013) [-]
well if you want to have a match or something let me know until then hasta la vista man.
User avatar #39 to #38 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
WIll do, see ya round :)
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - supername (01/10/2013) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #28 to #27 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
same, just talking to people on FJ.
User avatar #29 to #28 - supername (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, have a nice day and thanks for dropping bye.
User avatar #30 to #29 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
night here. hahah and anytime bro.
User avatar #15 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
making my social rounds again, just checking in on everyone. hows it been bro?
User avatar #16 to #15 - supername (11/21/2012) [-]
It's been pretty good thanks for asking; pretty stoked for thanksgiving holiday. How's it going for you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
eh ive been ok. im excited for the holiday too though.
#18 to #17 - supername (11/21/2012) [-]
Well, here's a picture of a lion licking it's genitalia to cheer you up.
User avatar #19 to #18 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
now this, this makes me happy.
User avatar #20 to #19 - supername (11/21/2012) [-]
I hoped it would, have a nice day bro, I got to get started on a stupid poem/project for English so maybe we'll talk tomorrow.
User avatar #21 to #20 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
why did i read that as "i have to get started on a stupid pornography"? nevermind, have a good day.
User avatar #22 to #21 - supername (11/23/2012) [-]
Too much porn? And happy thanksgiving.
User avatar #23 to #22 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
you can never have too much porn. and thanks, you too.
User avatar #24 to #23 - supername (11/23/2012) [-]
you are absolutely right, I rescind my previous comment.
User avatar #25 to #24 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
very well.
User avatar #14 - supername (10/10/2012) [-]
**supername rolls 385**
User avatar #10 - chiengbang (09/29/2012) [-]
**chiengbang rolls 084**
That was fun mate! Let's meet again sometimes and get trips? (:
User avatar #11 to #10 - supername (09/29/2012) [-]
**supername rolls 448**
Absolutely, but tomorrow because I have to leave right now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - chiengbang (09/29/2012) [-]
**chiengbang rolls 938**
Farewell!
User avatar #13 to #12 - supername (09/29/2012) [-]
**supername rolls 952**
I just went back to the post and looked at all our comments we decimated that thread, this was awesome. And farewell indeed.
#5 - chiengbang (09/29/2012) [-]
**chiengbang rolls 04**   
What FJ did to our little conversation about dubs
**chiengbang rolls 04**
What FJ did to our little conversation about dubs
User avatar #6 to #5 - supername (09/29/2012) [-]
**supername rolls 01**
Pretty much. How much you want to bet we are going to be covered in a sea of red thumbs by tomorrow. You want to take one last shot on it over their?
User avatar #8 to #6 - chiengbang (09/29/2012) [-]
**chiengbang rolls 08**
Dude. Yes! TO THE CONTENT!
User avatar #9 to #8 - supername (09/29/2012) [-]
Onwards!
User avatar #1 - kingofdarkn (07/21/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - supername (07/21/2012) [-]
hello, you are the first one to comment on my profile, this made me very happy but why?
User avatar #3 to #2 - kingofdarkn (07/21/2012) [-]
because i was bored
#4 to #3 - supername (07/21/2012) [-]
well then have a random picture to appease your boredom
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