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Date Signed Up:2/25/2010
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#21 - Cool quote except Mewtwo never said that...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on mewtwo -5
User avatar #40 - markertemp (05/13/2013) [-]
Of course not, the quote was from 1939. No one is asserting that it's a Mewtwo quote, only that it fits with his personality.
#121 - I call it a butt cocaine sandwich. You'll be calling… 04/24/2013 on Any questions? +2
#358 - Poisonous mushrooms are all natural... 04/24/2013 on all natural 0
#132 - The refs always ruin the game 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... -1
#23 - hehe  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Awesome watch +7
User avatar #29 - randomserb (04/16/2013) [-]
Hah. The testicles are also tank tyres.
User avatar #24 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2013) [-]
Looks like it's half past twelve o'cock
#10 - you think this is a ******* joke? 04/16/2013 on Opposite of a fountain +1
#225 - > Be european > Plague >everyone dies &g… 04/16/2013 on Oh /b/ +12
#60 - got damnit i thought he got it at that last attempt. The failu… 04/06/2013 on Awkward moments +2
#3 - is the baby kill? 04/04/2013 on Nailed it +2
#16 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Being chased? Do the same... -1
User avatar #63 - drewhamster (04/04/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I'm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nigga. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're fucking dead, nigga. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You're fucking dead, nigga.
User avatar #18 - fxremastered (04/04/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #26 - Darianvincent (04/04/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#64 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
I read that all in Cptain Barbosa"s voice...Is that weird?
#116 - **superllamax rolled user superjman ** this guy likes dick… 04/04/2013 on McFuck Up +1
#287 - This was so funny!!!! 04/03/2013 on Look What I Did Over the... +3
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on How it feels to take high... 0
#3 - roguetrooper Comment deleted by superllamax
#129 - faggot **** 03/31/2013 on LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN 0
#335 - they accidently all of the bronie.... 03/23/2013 on bronies 0
#104 - excellent choice of text color 03/23/2013 on Has Science gone too far? +3
#543 - Comment deleted 03/12/2013 on Placebo 0
#2 - idk why did you post this to the same website with the same us… 03/05/2013 on Faith in FJ -100 0
#32 - i think the whole deal with the camera was so that they could … 03/05/2013 on Hunger Games 0
#177 - 1+2= 3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED 02/17/2013 on Half Life 3 Conformed! -4
#99 - mfw 02/16/2013 on Iceland +4
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on Valentines comp +2
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#1 - Comment deleted 02/10/2013 on I wanted this to happen 0
#289 - My bad, I thought he had made an earlier facebook post about i… 02/08/2013 on Fun on Facebook 0
#129 - Whenever I lose my phone I always have people call it so that … 02/07/2013 on Fun on Facebook -4
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#4 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
even if your mean i'll still give you a star <(^_^<)
User avatar #1 - superllamax (11/26/2010) [-]
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