Oh fuck yeah

I'm actually about twenty thousands words into writing a book right now. Imagine Harry Dresden plus Odd Thomas.

That sounds like a fun trip.

It's been interesting, for sure.

Good, good. If you're a fan of Naruto fanfiction, that would help.

I love the series, but I'm afraid I haven't yet delved into the fanfiction, mainly out of fear fkr for the horrid shit that is doubtless there. I especially hated the last chapter, and especially love the current chapter.

No... I am the 5% that is actually fairly decent. As the latest review of one of my stories says...

"I have to say wow... thats all i can say the kiss scene was fricken hilarious.
After reading it i took a break and walked downstairs giggling and laughing
for a few minutes. Although a little hard to read because of the massive
amount of content and the fact i'm getting a little sleepy this story is
amazing so far i just can't stop reading"

If you're interested, check this out. www.fanfiction.net/s/4054990/1/

I promise, it's a good read. If you like Soul Eater, I've got something interesting going on there, too.

Interesting that you say that. I recently discovered SE, and I liked it but had to drop it because of extraneous circumstances.

READ IT. WATCH IT. LIVE IT. BUY KEYCHAINS.

I just have to wait until we get internet back, otherwise I'll tear through my data limit like a fire tears through dry brush.

Snap, dude. Can you stream sites like Youtube?

Yeah, I have a Galaxy S2, but I much prefer to read. How old is Naruto in chapter 1? It says he was born just over 12 years ago, but he didn't change from his orange jumpsuit to his mainly black jumpsuit until after Shippuden began, when he was roughly 15

This is him at 12, but his personal history diverges when he's about 5. That's why he's in different clothes.

I see. Does he hold true to his "embodiment of light" from the manga, or does that even come into play?

My Naruto is... Dark. Violent. Conflicted, complicated, and not afraid to get dirty.

At the same time, he does have his standards, and he does lighten up along the way. Once he gets his true friends, he becomes more like the manga version... Kinda.

Listen, if I told you too much more, I would risk throwing out spoilers. Read it, and let me know what you think.

So Naruto had he not had Iruka's personal attention. I suppose I'll have a little trouble with that, since one of my favorite qualities about Naruto is his Goku-esque optimism and good intent, but the reading does seem good.

Trust me, buddy... if you can get through the first few chapters without wanting to kill me, you'll enjoy the ride.

[big]WHAT. HE DOESN'T EAT AT ICHIRAKU??!?[big]

JUST READ OKAY IT'S A LONG LONG LONG STORY

IF IT HELPS ANY, LATER IN THE STORY HE HELPS ICHIRAKU RUN THE STORE FOR AN AFTERNOON SO SHUT UP

I mean I always wanted him to be clever but I came to terms with him not being clever and now it just doesn't feel like it fits but I've wanted it for so long and GAAAAHHHH INDECISION

And and and and he's clever in conversation! I don't know if I like this. I was gonna go to bed but dammit I'm drawn in.

This is a smarter Naruto... but he's still kinda stupid sometimes. I do hope you like it.

Uh, I think so. I also like this relationship with the fox, because it opens up the opportunity for them to possibly become friends earlier.

Yeah... They have a REALLY complicated relationship.

I'll have to see tomorrow. I'm dead tired.

G'night, mate. Sleep well.

Alright, so I definitely like it, but did Naruto really have to buy a bunch of Goth clothes?

Hey, I was a stupid high school kid when I wrote that, give me a break. You have to admit, the quality is pretty good for an eighteen year old.

Oh definitely, but being only a month shy of 19, I don't exactly appreciate that comment. I'll let it slide though. Have you ever tried writing on original content? Your style doesn't feel content, like it would flourish left to its owb devices.

*own

Workin' on it. Pic unrelated.

Evidently we called Black Thread at some point.

I guess so.

Close, but no.

**Covenantkilla rolls 72**

**Covenantkilla rolls 16**

God hates you

**Covenantkilla rolls 46**

**Covenantkilla rolls 80**

**Covenantkilla rolls 76**

**Covenantkilla rolls 15** CHECK EM'

Fuckin' a! I quit.

**Covenantkilla rolls 44** ONE MORE

Who the fuck is that? It kinda looks like me.

it is

Yup. My face is the one that gets dubs. Also, that's creepy bro

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Oh, what twisted webs we weave.

2013

Comments. I noticed that you have a reaction with Toothless in it for EVERYTHING. And I was impressed. Also, I saw that you got most of your thumbs off of comments. Comment thumbs are so underrated, and as a fellow commenter, I offer you a brofist. And a friend request.

if you want to be my friend you have to pass my test
<--------enlarge for test

Dude, I eat that for breakfast.

No, really, I have a glandular problem

test completed

friendship

Acheivement!:Befriend a dragon

jklol I don't get acheivements

I get trophies

I'm a Sonyfag

my call of duty emblem ON XBOX
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/toothlessthedragon/1560519/My+call+of+du ty+emblem/

I'm not sure how to take a pic of my emblem, but mine is purple bacon with green wings

sounds yummy

No one that you know, probably. I just saw your epic username(lyrics from Clint Eastwood by The Gorillaz) and I was gonna see if you would have an epic comment thread of the lyrics to that song on your profile.

Wow, that sounds a lot more creeper-ish when it's not just inside my head.
:/...

indeed it does sir

Well, sorry for bothering you

theres just do many pedos

Yeah, I understand. Mine says I'm like 20(just for NSFW access), but I'm really 16

And that sounds really plausible, considering how sketchy this whole convo has been

.... it won't let me post my argument
-Every pokemon except magikarp can learn toxic
-Sharks have the electric sensing, sharkpedo isn't psychic
-Psyduck is not normally one to fuck shit up, it can, but unlike most psychic pokemon for the most part it doesn't
-Psyduck shares the color scheme with the iconic rubber ducky

is a summary of the argument it won't let me post

1)Sharpedo is Dark instead of psychic. They made it dark to go along with the stereotype of sharks being evil.
2)Caterpie, Metapod, Weedle, Kakuna, Ditto, Unown, Wobbuffet, Smeargle, Wurmple, Silcoon, Cascoon, Wynaut, Beldum, Kricketot, Burmy, and Combee all lack the ability to learn toxic. I was simply pointing out that the transmission of Toxic might be performed via claws, in the same manner as a platypus.
3)It doesn't fuck shit up, unless it has to. Just like a platypus.
4)They gave it the appearance of a duck to not make it quite so obvious that it was, in fact, a platypus.

I'm too lazy to look further into that electric sensory thing to find another example.
Diglett learns Toxic and has no arms, I'll go one further since diglett can learn slash, Milotic can learn it and no moves that would imply it has any way of cutting you.
I'm pretty sure i remember from the psyduck episode that psyduck was pretty useless in the face of danger until it had a clam bite it's head, it was coincidental that his powers were needed at the time, very un-platypus of him
okay for this point you're just going to write off all characteristics of a duck? obviously the only thing it has going for it is the semi-claw things it has and the duck bill it's still not furry

side note: my friend says hi/i have a shiny psyduck shit is so cash

Diglett fucks everything logical about itself. Milotic likely spits it, being the giant serpent that it is(or bites).
I'm not writing off all of the duck characteristics, (most of which ducks share with platypi)I just believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover
You can't beliveve evetything you see on TV,
I always thought it was fur.
Hi.
<--------------Shiny Psyduck

Soo, I don't think any of our debates are going to end with a winner, we end up just stating the exact opposite of each other's most important matter of opinion.

Anyways can we talk about how stupid it is to make the shiny version of Golduck is just a lighter shade of blue? Wtf most 2 evolutions just swap their primary colors for shiny-ness, you know how epic it would feel to send a golden Golduck out to battle? Anyways that is my brief rant explaning why i will never level up my shiny Psyduck. I feel that if ever do find another shiny it will be a shiny magikarp another one i can never level just to spite me.

Exp. Share is a thing of the gods when it comes to levelling the Untrainables

I'm not saying un-levelable as in hard to train, i'm saying i don't want these pokemon to evolve because their pre-evolved shinies are much cooler

Ah, yes. A Golden Gyarados would be beyond awesome, but the Japanese make us content ourselves with the Red Gysrsdos.